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Riddlefinchcooooooocooooccoooospit

Deleeeeeeeeeeeeted. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 16:43, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Template:Vandalize

Vandalized -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 15:54, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Outdated business models

Replaced by new paradigm -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 15:54, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Stub, probably QVFD-able, but I wasn't 100% certain. --Some user 02:46, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Lady Romana

Your Deleeted! -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 15:54, 9 March 2006 (UTC) Worthless drivel, sorry. --Some user 02:46, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Shaun Boedicker

Roundhouse kicked -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 15:54, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Suspected vanity. No en.wp article and only 130 google hits. ---QuillRev. Isra (talk) 21:53, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

  • Keep! it was funny haha
  • Smashy. Change the B to an N and it's closer to the truth. (Sorry, couldn't resist.) --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:44, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete, though it might be worth keeping if it were "Tara Reid" instead. --Some user 02:23, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Kill the foo'!--Ryoske 08:49, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Maul - It's gotten to the point that the moment I read "Chuck Norris" I just start roaring and throwing things. Shaun and others like him need to stop - I'm running out of things to throw. — Bear 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 12:24, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Don't Delete the person this is about is a progedy runner and is so unbelievably against everything chuck norris jokes about it is rediculous. let this one slide haha --Some user 05:27, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Rewrite or remove - Well written, but not that funny. --Trevie 15:46, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Gammabet

De1337ed -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 15:54, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Steven Seagal

Poorly acted -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 15:54, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Kzstksnxnmsk

Hjakhsgt'd -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 15:54, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

  • Defnufjbdsj vkn bmeiewh. Fipisand Huff duyiewu!--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:23, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
  • ... what he said. Smashy. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 07:27, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Get rid of it quick before the author manages to turn this into another vanity universe. --Some user 07:42, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Huff. Nonsensical, unfunny garbage. --Xoid 08:51, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete 'Kzstksnxnmsk'. For great justice.--Ryoske 08:59, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete Crap. --Spang 09:21, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
  • EX-TER-MI-NATE! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:05, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

Super Nerd

It smells like vanity, but reads like an energy bar, er, vanity. Lots of google hits for that name but no en.wp article. Common name? Huff! --Splaka 02:40, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

Oswald

External Pictures. No content. ---QuillRev. Isra (talk) 02:00, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

King_Henry_the_Whatever

Rev. Fred Phelps

Stupid vanity that's not funny, evem if it happens to be some pop culture icon that I don't know about. --POJoe!IrelandTALKCONTRIBSF@H 01:02, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

Image:Ritz Hotel London exterior.jpg

  • Delete this copyright image from the hotel's own website is not being used to satirise the hotel. This image is being used to satirise Abu Ghraib. Fair root of the razorblade, mate! --Skyring 22:54, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
  • ...and the problem with satirizing Abu Ghraib with a picture of a fancy-shmancy hotel is...? Keep, and I'm not sure pictures go in VFD--ask Gwax about that. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 17:28, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
    • Normally we don't deal with images here and I don't really want to start; my hands are already full enough without images or the masses of NRV content ever making it to VFD, someone else can do it if they want. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 20:17, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
      • I'm new here and if there's a better place to put up unsuitable images, it's not obvious to me. I noted that there were other images listed here and followed suite. There is no problem at all with satirising Abu Ghraib with a photo of a fancy hotel. In fact it's a bloody good idea. The problem comes with using a copyrighted photograph from the hotel's own website to do it when the hotel itself isn't being satirised in the article. That's not fair use. --Skyring 20:40, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
        • As it stands, there is no suitable place to nominate images for deletion but if you can find an admin to spearhead it for you, power to you, but I will not be that admin; I'm already plenty busy and I just don't care about image detritus as much as I care about article detritus. Incidentally, someone has already up and deleted these images. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 20:47, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

Image:Ritz Hotel London palm court.jpg

  • Delete this copyright image not being used to satirise the subject. This image is being used to satirise Abu Ghraib not the Ritz Hotel. Fair suck! --Skyring 22:54, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

Babel:Ja/ハ ハ ハ!

IAG

Gustavus Adolphus

Pulatsovania

Hellmo

  • Keep --Baalking It's my article, and I feel that it's improved. It used to be NRVed.
  • It's not that bad. It could use maybe a small fix or two, but nothing major. Keep. -- The Larrikin, 2 March 2006
  • NRV.--Jtaylor1Small Egg 04:33, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep. It needs work, but has promise. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:23, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep. I don't like the joke, but with elaboration it could be moderately funny. --Matusao 01:49, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep and expand. Must.... know.... more..... --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 07:49, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

KEPT: voting closed --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 20:06, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

Amelia the Boner-Inducer

Took a cold shower -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Irc users

Disconnected by Peer. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

HTTP 404 - File not found

Ctrl-Alt-Del'd-- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

The New World

Fell off the edge of the earth -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Mega City One

Smashed -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Brooklyn

Circumsized -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC) Suitcase nuke it..--Hobelhouse 22:29, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

Those above votes don't count because the VFD tag wasn't set. The below votes count.

JohnCheese

CVP'd by David Gerard. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 16:22, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

  • Delete: Utter and complete crap. I probably should just delete it, but I want something that I can put weight behind (like votes). --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 20:55, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
  • I was seriously debating just QVFDing it. SMASHY like there's no tomorrow. --H. 21:40, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Purge. -- Hogsig Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 00:27, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Red Poop

Plunged -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC) Well, this article is... its subject. I don't know about the color, though. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 18:10, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

Calvinists

Sent back to Geneva -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

  • Delete - Dead end, needs too much grammar-fixing & cowbell to be worth saving. Maybe rewrite later as a piece about a Calvin Klein/Coolidge/-and Hobbes religion... (Links in John Calvin (as boy-band) and Being dead (as belief system).) --Some user 23:44, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Smashy or complete rewrite as the Calvin & Hobbes religion. Because Uncyc needs more of that badly. --H. 01:03, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
  • I guess this is just predestined to be deleted. Unless it isn't, in which case I'll look rather foolish. -- Hogsig Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 07:09, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Rewrite or delete: I agree that the article could be turned into something on a Calvin & Hobbes religion, but otherwise, blow it away. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 07:19, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
  • EX-TER-MI-NATE! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:26, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Links brighten up a page. No links for 5 paragraphs makes my eyes hurt. Detonate. - Ghelaetalkcontribs 16:20, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Red Harvest

Victim of drought Just a thought: does red harvest lead to red poop? -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Hall of darkness

Switched off -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

  • Delete - Dead end, useless subject, no link-to's, boring. --Some user 23:44, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Smashy! --H. 01:06, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Condemn. -- Hogsig Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN07:05, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Obliterate: Stupid from the first sentence, doesn't get much better. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 07:13, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
  • No, no, no, like this... O-BLI-TE-RATE! The robot voice makes it scarier. (it helps to look like a trashcan...) --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:28, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
  • So boring, I nearly fell asleep. Destroyyy... sorry, fell asleep again. DELETE!!! - Ghelaetalkcontribs 16:15, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Pojohelemotioma

Dead -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

  • Delete - Considered NRV for this one, but naah.... Unfinished, and probably for good reason. No link-to's. --Some user 23:44, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • SMASHY! --H. 01:16, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Kill it with Fire ----Chainsawmidget has done some stuff. There is other stuff he hasn't done. I think that pretty much sums the whole thing up, but for those who want more details ...

Origin

Chainsawmidget was born in a crossfire hurricane, and he howled at the wind and the pouring rain and he ... wait. No. That was Jumping Jack Flash.

Chainsawmidget himself has no real confirmed origin. He's mysterious that way. Sort of like Snake Eyes or Wolverine, which means he'll get mopre action figures than anybody else when it comes time to do a Uncyclopedia toyline.

Super Powers

Chainsawmidget has no known super powers. Instead he carries around a untility belt full of burritos, much like Batman uses.

He's also been known to attack people with a chainsaw, but only on odd days of the week. On even days of the week, he attacks people by swinging a midget at them.

Or so the legends say.

Cock-fighting

Illegal in all 50 states -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

  • Factual stub - rewrite or move to Undictionary (several redirects & link-to's (Roy Horn, Siegfried & Roy, and Farming) --Some user 23:44, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Not even worth the MTU. Smashy. --H. 01:18, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Move to Undictionary.--Jtaylor1Small Egg 03:33, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Why not just redirect to cock? It's already got a cock-fighting section. -- Hogsig Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 07:02, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Cleave it. --Sir Velair Wight 04:30, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete. Factual, short, unfunny stub that was bad enough to get on to VFD in the first place... - Ghelaetalkcontribs 16:11, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Three-bag solution

Solved -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Nantucket


KEPT: voting closed --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 02:05, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

Hanging chad


KEPT: voting closed --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 05:04, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

Babel:Zh-mps/ㄅㄆㄇㄈ

--Hant 02:50, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

  • Weak for This would probably appeal more to people who can't read or don't know what the fuck Bopomofo is.--Ryoske 06:41, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

Gamecube

Reset -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:31, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

  • Delete I remember this page was deleted before, but the author put it back up. --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk] MUN F@H 21:45, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Baleeterize - Not phunnie. Jlove1982 21:51, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Sometimes they come back... to be deleted again. -- Hogsig Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 21:59, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete - some potential, but would need work first. Guinness2702 22:12, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

Category:Purple

0 for 11'd -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:34, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

  • Delete. I tried to put it on QVFD but no-one seems to care. --Boy Toy bitch at me 20:17, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete - Seems fairly pointless to me. Guinness2702 22:14, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

Duke University

Upset by UNC -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:31, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

  • Delete From the guy that brought us David Horowitz, comes the Duke page from Wikipedia, with a few changes... I'd say possible rewrite, but I also am thinking of putting a message on this dude's talk page to tell him to stop simply copying Wikipedia pages and making a few changes. There's funny potential with Duke, like a war with UNC, or Coach K worhsippers. Jlove1982 17:18, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete - Jlove, you may or may not be aware of the outdated(?) Uncyclopedia practice of "sporking," where a legit article is "funnied up." Our friend here may be trying to do something similar, but is forgetting the "funny" aspect of sporking. Poor fellow. Feel free to let him know (nicely) he needs to try just a bit harder if he wants to spork. — Bear 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 17:50, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
Comment - Yeah, I'm not too familiar with it... it could have potential in that sense. I let him know that there's lots of potential with both titles he's working with, but that he shouldn't just copy articles and add Wilde quotes and references to Florida State. Jlove1982 17:52, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

Invent

Patent expired -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:31, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

  • Delete. Seems to be vanity to me, the whole article leads up to that name at the end. 6 hits on Google for it. You'd have to rewrite the whole thing to save it. --Spang 04:23, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Hogsig Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 09:14, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete and don't ask Michael. --Imrealized 12:50, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
  • NRV. I don't think it's vanity.--Jtaylor1Small Egg 15:11, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
  • SMASHY!! Well disguised, but still vanity. --H. 17:03, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Maul - I'll ask Michael not to write any more articles. — Bear 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 17:10, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Balete - Who is Michael, and why does he know all? Jlove1982 17:24, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete. Why not Al Gore, or Arthur C. Clarke? Both gags are a bit worn out, but it might have had at least some sort of chance then. --Some user 18:13, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete - not impressed. Guinness2702 22:19, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

David Horowitz

De-blogged -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:31, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

  • Baleete - It's basically the Wikipedia article, but with the addition of a Wilde quote. I gave it a day, because I thought it could develop, but nope. Jlove1982 01:02, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Kill it. If we wanted Wikipedia, we'd go there. --Spang 03:03, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete Yowzers, what a lame attept at satire! --Naughtius Maximus Leaf F@H Woof!Za slice MeowMUN 03:28, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete as a side note, this is scary cause my last name is Horwitz and I was just looking up my name on Wikipedia the other night and saw a David Horowitz article. Not only that but David is my dad's name. Totally weird O_o --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere Icons-world CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk | Rate 04:04, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
Comment - Just a quick side note, yeah this David Horowitz is a real winner. He's one of them "it's me against liberal America, which is trying to destroy our values." types. I'm not a big fan, and I'd love to see a funny article, but this is by no means it. Jlove1982 04:17, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
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