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Final Fantasy

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It bore the rewrite template for almost a year now and the list has only gotten longer/worse. I've worked on a short and simple disambiguation article to replace it. Can we get rid of original one? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 6:27 PM 7/7/10
  2. Symbol keep vote Kill it so it doesn't move Symbol keep vote But save the pic Can you put the pic on the bottom of your page, or can I plop it there? Don't want to lose that one. Aleister 00:17 8 7
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wilytank's disambiguation is an improvement, but please, fewer swears, chattiness, and nonsense numbers in its intro. Sound encyclopedic. Spıke ¬ 03:20 8-Jul-10
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal Death awaits the authors of this page well, technically death awaits us all... -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 17:01 EST 8 July, 2010
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete..Random rubbish with a list attached like a long tail. End it now I say. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 06:07, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
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The Berzerker

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Has absolutely no lead on the cyber grindcore band. Bore the clean up tag for almost a month, but SadisticWolf has more or less disowned this article. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:59 PM 7/4/10
  2. Delete. Pointless, not funny, not needed. Might as well get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:20, Jul 5
  3. Symbol delete vote Hey Olaf, sing Berserker. Olaf, Berserker. My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker! Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker!--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:21, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Even author wants it to die (see below). Spıke ¬ 16:50 8-Jul-10
Comments
  • Suggest this is moved to Sadistic Wolf's home page rather than vote on deletion. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 08:37, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Sounds good to me. PS--Bandcruft needs more than just taking the names of their works and regurgitating them with puns or other transformations. Spıke ¬ 02:30 6-Jul-10
  • I don't care about that version. I've gotten slightly better at writing so I'm gonna wait for it to get raped from the face of the universe, then write it again. Also, @SPIKE, I didn't name any of their albums. I just made up random shit. --SadisticWolf 14:26, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
    Then that would be--random! I am behind you on this. Pushing. Spıke ¬ 16:50 8-Jul-10

๐Ÿ”’ Template:ChuckApproved H Tag Oldvfd

Score: 1
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Speedy Keep Template is less than a week old, but it should probably be QVFDed anyway as it is redundant crap. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 05:31, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Stupid and unused meme template. Saberwolf116 15:37, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Death to all templates that tell me nothing about the article except that some drive-by editor (not indeed Chuck Norris) wants me to read it and doesn't see fit to tell me why. Spıke ¬ 15:47 6-Jul-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not linked anywhere, and Chuck Norris, so thumbeys down. Aleister 22:07 6 7 Jeez, HELPME's right, it's only a couple of days old. I thought it was from 2006 or something. Al
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Vincent the Salmon

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Really rather dire. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 06:23, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Tosh from day one. Suspect it's vanity cruft as well. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 11:46, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
  3. United 175 Sucks Saberwolf116 20:24, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ramblin' man.--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:41, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EPA!!! EPA!!!  --Wilytank 21:54, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
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Scrotum Of Death

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Delete. Originally added to QVFD, but as it's been around a while I think we should put this to the vote. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 06:34, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Kill it. The first paragraph had me hopeful, but then it slips into middle-school level humor, vanity, and cyberbullying. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:44, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Since it's somehow escaped from my QVFD nom, KILL IT WITH FIRE! DarkLight 06:56, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Delete. Sucks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:24, Jul 7
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The Living End

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Unfunny bandcruft. Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 17:12, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Section 1 warns us that this band, founded "sometime between the invention of the wheel and the collapse of the Berlin Wall," will be described by text having little to do with the band. Until Section 4, which explains what each band member will do to your ass if you don't listen. Spıke ¬ 17:58 6-Jul-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The only necessary Australian band is Destroyer 666. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 4:20 PM 7/6/10
  4. 'Delete. Also Severed Heads. Actually, now I think of it, they were quite shit. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 06:07, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
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Victor Senior High School

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Unfunny, vain, and random. Saberwolf116 15:49, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. May I quote? "In other words, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about." May I quote again? "WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF" Spıke ¬ 17:55 6-Jul-10
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Oh my. More school cruft. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 4:47 PM 7/6/10
  4. Delete. Oy, I hate schoolcruft! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 06:07, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ A-S-S H Tag Oldvfd

Score: 1
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No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol helicopter Chop to Pieces with Rotor Blades Unfunny crap. Ambox emblem plus Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus (talk) 13:54, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. If you would have told me I would vote to delete an article featuring character themed dildos today, I would not have believed it for a second.--John Lydon 14:10, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ 100 Worst Laws H Tag Oldvfd

Score: 1
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No keep votes.

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  1. Symbol helicopter Die in Minigun Fire Not only is this listy crap, but it isn't even a complete list. AT ALL! Ambox emblem plus Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus (talk) 13:54, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Has it even occurred to you that this list is only a day old? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:01 AM 7/6/10\
  • Invalid nom. One day old. I placed a WIP tag on it. Also, Dylan, ya might want to read on the VFD rules before posting additional articles. Especially about the part where you put a VFD tag on them. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:10, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
Is it "Dylan-lip" or "Dylanl-IP"?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  07 Jul 2010 ~ 00:11 (UTC)

Valve Hammer Editor

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Delete. Listy gamecruft that's not linked from anywhere. Yawn. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:52, Jul 5
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The intro loses me, as I don't know the internals of Hammer and will not benefit from a parody of it. The body of the article reveals a playful mind, but unfortunately playing with truly opaque material. He should move on to write jokes about the DOS Print Spooler. Ha ha ha ha ha! Spıke ¬ 02:34 6-Jul-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.. Since I had to link to Wiki to have any idea what this is about, I suggest this article is donated to the Big Daddy as their one is basically arse numbing cack. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 06:18, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol helicopter Kill With an Aerial Assault Ambox emblem plus Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus (talk) 13:45, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.. I have nothing else to do. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage 03:10, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Robert McNamara H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -3
Keep (8)

Moved 3 comments on the nature of war and/or the nature of McNamara to Talk:Robert McNamara, and replied. Spıke ¬ 12:32 5-Jul-10

  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. ... Spıke ¬ 02:56 30-Jun-10
  2. Symbol keep vote Total Keep ... Aleister 2:59 30 6 MMX
    Worked out all the kinks (most of the page), reworked the lead (most of the lead), enlarged and tweeked the pic and caption. Now I think it's short, sweet, and funny. Aleister 9:56 30 6 MMX
    It was short! I wrote some new stuff, along the lines of my vote above. Spıke ¬ 12:29 30-Jun-10
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Spike did a rewrite and it's now keepable. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:37, 1 July 2010
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep.I can see the sticking plaster...may last a few more years until it is either sent down here again or improved by a passing fan/enemy of Robert McNamara. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 17:09, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Keep. From bleh to meh. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:16, Jul 2
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep.Pelozurian (talk) 11:32, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote Keep. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 19:41, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Keep ... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:50, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Not funny in any sort of way--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:09, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Piss --Wilytank 01:34, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. delete. if it's a noteworthy subject, that's fine, but if it's a bad article, delete it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:45, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Delete. If someone wants to rewrite it, fine, but all I'm seeing right now is deleteworthy suck. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:56, Jun 30
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nearly unusable no matter what the subject. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:41, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Still not good. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 12:54, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
    VFD doesn't have to be good, it just has to be non-VFD. Spike will probably work on the page, and I'll add in some more about this hustler McNamara, and it will be fine. Aleister 12:58 30 6 MMX
    What's here now is necessarily dark sarcasm rather than wackey madcap--Al's photo caption is the funniest thing on the page. I'll try to improve it further with similes and flourishes, not grues and Emo Hitlers. But it is no longer deleteworthy. 14:46 For better or worse, there is twice as much of it now. Spıke ¬ 17:07 30-Jun-10
Comments
  • See my comment above in the keep section. Aleister
  • Okay, here's a perfect example of what I've been talking about regarding voting. The numbers indicate this should go. But the page is not the page that was put up for VFD. It's a new page, saved by SPIKE. That's why there are holes in these rules. Just sayin'. Aleister 12:38 30 6 MMX
    You are usually talking about defects in the new (numbered) format, but this problem was a problem under the old format. I dislike the imprecision of voting on a moving target, but Uncyclopedia benefits enormously by using VFD to rehabilitate the site's worst articles--and we both have fun doing it. Please open a forum and make a specific proposal. Spıke ¬ 13:14 30-Jun-10
  • The vote is 6-0 Keep in the month of July. Spıke ¬ 03:08 6-Jul-10
  • Kept. --ChiefjusticePS3 07:08, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

๐Ÿ”’ HHhaarrraannggmMM H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -3
Keep (8)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I love it! Loopygrumpkins 01:12, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Damn it, I was called away from a party to vote on this. A spliff in one hand and something I can't even describe in the other. On this, I tend to keep pages that established users love. I love a few. I've married one. And this nom in invalid, no VFD tag, so have to start over anyhow. Aleister 1:33 3 7 MMX
  3. eh. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:46, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's like Kaboom by MadMax. And has the real Audio file as well thanks to help from Spike. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 10:24, Jul 3
    Additional written stuff now on the page. There, I've put in things, and some more things, and now it has a story. Stories told around campfires. Alei 10:38 3 7
  5. Keep It made me smile. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:23, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote Yes, yes, and yes. This feels like something that would be in a spoof encyclopedia, don't you think?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 07:27 Jul 04, 2010
  7. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per above. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:22, 4 July 2010
  8. Symbol keep vote Keep. We've kept worse shit than this. --Matfen 17:25, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Pointless, stupid stub. IronLung 22:14, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Shit Do I need to say it any clearer?--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 22:18, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal We don't need an article on this. —Pelozurian (talk) 22:45, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
    Symbol delete vote Delete. Author Funnybony asked me for technical help on this article in early April, and my last correspondence on this page (User talk:SPIKE#Mac OS start-up sound) mentioned that it lacked any humor and suggested a story for what the sound really was. So my position is that the article still lacks humor. Am dying to know what Aleister held in his other hand. Spıke ¬ 03:07 3-Jul-10
    What Aleister had in the other hand was the information for this subject, none of which I knew about, and it is now informative as a result of the VFD. I've always known that Spike was right, but I didn't have a clue. I think you'll all agree that thanks to Al it is now quite informative and even funny. And in its new form, as per advice of SPIKE, it is complete and does not need to be lost via deletion anymore. Please consider the current version only. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 01:29, Jul 4
    Problem solved; I rescind my vote; but I've deleted a tangent by which author tries to get people to read yet another chapter of his personal autobiography. Spıke ¬ 12:03 4-Jul-10
    Spike is wrong, or should I say mistaken, here, I was the one who put the reference in, not Funnybony. And it fit within the context in which it was used. Aleister 17:58 4 7 MMX
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. You've uploaded an MP3, bravo sir, bravo. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:09, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Orson Welles, Tokyo Rose.etc.etc..all adds up to a hill of baked beans...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 11:27, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

๐Ÿ”’ Literary laboratory H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -3
Keep (5)
  1. Symbol keep vote Weak keep Quirky but okay. Spıke ¬ 03:50 1-Jul-10
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's a good start for what could become a nice article. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:43, 1 July 2010
  3. Delete. I'm not seeing suck here. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:23, Jul 2
  4. Has a backbone to work from. Aleister 13:16 2 7
  5. keep. shows promise. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:43, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Bleh Not funny and very random--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 02:10, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.. Like the pic though. Otherwise it is a real nothing article. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 08:23, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • That's a keeper. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:40, Jul 5

Matty Fryatt

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Delete. Absolute drivel about a lower league English footballer. Pointless, irredeemable tripe. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:12, Jul 5
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Accepting UU's word that this is about a minor-leaguer, it had better be good. It isn't, not at English, not at humor (relying on imagery such as "retarded dog amputees" that is supposed to obviate real humor), not at illustration (there are none). Move it to Analsexopedia. Spıke ¬ 02:38 6-Jul-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Into The Light A hate ranter, random user, not very good writer joined us for a time, and then retreats into oblivion. Aleister 3:00 6 7
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.Luckily the first few words of this rant were enough to warn anyone that what followed was a vat of unintelligent bile. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 06:20, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
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Uncyclopedia on Ice

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:11 Jul 04, 2010
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate per the broken promise. Volcanoes erupted last spring, but nothing happened. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:48, 4 July 2010
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. A single edit, change summary: "A Good Idea That I Can't Fufill." Roger that. Spıke ¬ 11:18 4-Jul-10
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.. A lost feature of the day from 2006. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 11:33, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
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Willie Nelson

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stupid and dumb. Put them together and you get stupid and dumb sandwiches --If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:02, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. One reference to his "undoubtedly giant penis"--virtually no references to tax evasion. Start over with an article that's about something. Spıke ¬ 11:42 3-Jul-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Clear the field for a decent article, this one is by a two-year old with crayons, a random-generator by Hasbro, and a potty mouth. Aleister 12:07 3 7
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Junior Uncyclopedia. Extra homework I must not write shit 100 times. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 11:31, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

๐Ÿ”’ NaziPod H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -4
Keep (6)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. The concept is excellent: Ram together an inherently unpolitical audio player with the infamous Nazi regime. Execution is marred by serious rants against the Germans and the French. What it needs is to subtly work in more World War 2 phrases with no apparent understanding that there is anything repulsive about Naziism. 11:10 PS Done--though there's not much left. Spıke ¬ 11:31 2-Jul-10
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per above. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:50, 2 July 2010
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Spike's save. Aleister 13:23 2 7
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. I think it can be made better.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 16:38, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 19:45, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
  6. that's offensive! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:45, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote Keep. After reading Spike's revision, I have changed my mind. Loopygrumpkins 04:52, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article isn't funny. It's just another Nazi/Holocaust cliche. I don't see any way that this could be improved so that it isn't just another randumb Nazi article. Loopygrumpkins 05:10, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.. Remove it before the History Channel commission this for a five part series. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 06:21, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Delete. NRV'd (remember that?) back in '06, and that was about right. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:27, Jul 2
Comments

If anyone thinks of a way to improve this article so that it is something new and genuinely, tell me and I may change my vote. Loopygrumpkins 05:13, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

Sha--wing!!!

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Delete. Some teenager masturbating furiously over a Metal Gear character. Get fucking rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:04, Jul 2
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Chatty advocacy redeemed only by cartoon soft porn. Everything UU said. Spıke ¬ 11:44 2-Jul-10
  3. Send it into the light Porn too soft. Aleister 13:14 2 7
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sorry, not good enough--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 16:37, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol neutral vote Abstain. Damn, she's hot. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:07, 2 July 2010

Schnauzer

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Delete. Fucking what? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:55, Jul 2
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:17, 2 July 2010
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLEEBLE BLOOB BLAH BALH BLAH BLOOKLE BLOOZLE BLAH BLEEK BLOOBโ€ Spıke ¬ 11:43 2-Jul-10
    Exactly. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:04, 2 July 2010
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  This makes me hate people. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:53 AM 7/2/10
Comments

Rass

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Delete. A steaming pile of suck. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:45, Jul 2
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. A steaming pile of suck indeed. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:06, 2 July 2010
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Murdilate. A sucky steaming pile. Move to someone's sandbox. Spıke ¬ 11:34 2-Jul-10
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal DESTROY!!!! shit--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 12:23, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. --Wilytank 12:55, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

๐Ÿ”’ George Lucas (nobody) H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -5
Keep (6)
  1. Lulwut? I'm totally on the same wave-length as the guy who wrote this was on. MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 08:27, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Weak keep I liked it, but its pretty much a copy of Chuck Norris (U.S. accountant). —Pelozurian (talk) 09:11, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
  3. Keep. Eh, it's fine. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:30, Jul 2
  4. Totally Keep. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:31, 2 July 2010
  5. RedCheckMark Strong keep. Yeah, this could be expanded, but this isn't bad really. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ฮฅฮฃฮฃ 06:04 EST 2 July, 2010
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep. Spıke ¬ 11:33 2-Jul-10
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Why do I get the impression that this is a vanity page? Loopygrumpkins 06:40, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
    Surely because you don't know that George Lucas is a (somebody)? Spıke ¬ 11:33 2-Jul-10
Comments

Rusty Spoon

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Delete. Greetings now from Dullsville. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:54, Jul 2
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Why the writer took so much time writing this coherent but totally unfunny text is beyond me. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:59, 2 July 2010
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. As an innocent victim of this article, I demand Uncyclopedia supply me with no less than 120 seconds of fun to replace the time I lost skimming this. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ฮฅฮฃฮฃ 06:00 EST 2 July, 2010
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Several discrete approaches to unfunny. Spıke ¬ 11:41 2-Jul-10
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Ruchia

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Delete. Ohboy, I really wish I could get back the time I wasted ploughing through that dull crap. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:53, Jul 2
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small I lol'd  Not because it was funny, because of how pathetically unfinished and content-starved this little page is. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ฮฅฮฃฮฃ 05:57 EST 2 July, 2010
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Crappy carp. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:02, 2 July 2010
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Despite the endearing pidgin English--read some of it aloud before you vote to delete it--what is going on here is that someone is trying to create a pathetic but self-important Slavic country on the exact model of Borat. What finishes breaking it for me is that the author mentions Borat. Never cite the source from which you are stealing the very concept. Spıke ¬ 11:38 2-Jul-10
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Sherborneโ€Ž

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Delete. Towncruft we'd be well rid of. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:06, Jul 2
  2. Delete Made it through several rilly dull paragraphs and a lady gaga reference. Prefer for others not to have to. Myocardialinfarction 11:16, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Is there anything funny to say about Sherborne--that relates to Sherborne? You wouldn't know it from this article. Spıke ¬ 11:46 2-Jul-10
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:09, 2 July 2010
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The Marmantalo

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's stubby but it at least consistent and doesn't add in Nazis/Star Wars/etc etc - the standard rubbish accumulators. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 06:33, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
    Thanks Romartus. You voting keep on this article made me lol excessively. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:46, 2 July 2010
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small WHAT. THE. FUCK?!  โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:16, 2 July 2010
  2. Smite lightning Uh no I would like tosay keep, but nah--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 02:33, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The opening quote amused me, but the rest was awful. Loopygrumpkins 05:39, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Delete. Confused by Romartus voting keep - this sucks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:21, Jul 2
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. "It is believed to have been derived from the ancient Nowhereian word "Mramlont", which quite literally translates to "to be anally penetrated by yourself"." This single, gassy sentence breaks the encyclopedia canon in every possible way for no benefit. "Quite literally." Spıke ¬ 11:05 2-Jul-10
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Robot Unicorn Attack

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Delete. Yeah, I'm gonna have to ask: WTF? --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:50, Jul 2
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Um, no.Pelozurian (talk) 09:55, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The concept is full of win, but the attempt is full of fail. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ฮฅฮฃฮฃ 05:59 EST 2 July, 2010
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. It's not wholly humourless, but sucks huge cock nonetheless. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:04, 2 July 2010
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๐Ÿ”’ Degaussing H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -4
Keep (8)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Horace Donald Westenchester is rewriting it, which is a good enough reason to keep it. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:46, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per the rewriting. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:46, 1 July 2010
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Now the article is actually about Degaussing! Spıke ¬ 13:00 1-Jul-10
  4. Symbol keep vote Change to keep The rewrite makes the article decent now. Saberwolf116 15:17, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. This is excellent! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:02 PM 7/1/10
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep. Horace! He's turning me into a fanboy. Alesiter 2:19 2 7 MMX
  7. Symbol keep vote Keep. I don't know what the article was like before the revision, but what I just read is excellent! Loopygrumpkins 06:30, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Keep. Seems fine. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:19, Jul 2
Delete (4)
  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Nothing worth saving here. Saberwolf116 12:47, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. What Saberwolf said. I couldn't even understand half of it. --John Lydon 16:16, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The picture and caption were promising and made me hopeful, but the rest failed.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 07:18, June 30 2010 UTC
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:26, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wasteing my breath--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:33, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Degaussing as an analogy to what the body does to imbibed alcohol is an interesting concept, if fleshed out, and with a better link to reality than the usual Irish stereotype. Otherwise, huff it. Spıke ¬ 13:08 30-Jun-10
  • Kept. 8-4. --ChiefjusticePS3 09:33, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

Flange

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This article is awful, completely randumb, and the author should probably have his/her computer smashed so that he/she can never write anything ever again. It embarrasses me to admit this, but this may very well be the one of the funniest articles I've read all weak. I know that I should be voting to delete this, but I laughed through the entire article. To me, it's so stupid and pointless that it's hilarious. I think, that once-in-a-long-while, there should be a completely random, nonsensical article like this, just so that people can laugh at the stupidity of it. This doesn't mean that every nonsensical article should be kept, but just a few could be allowed to slide-by just to surprise people hitting the "random article" button. Loopygrumpkins 05:27, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. I was not amused. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:40, 2 July 2010
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. What the hell is this even about?--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 02:41, July 02 2010 UTC
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I am bored with randumbo humour - which this is essentially. Lazy word disassociation games. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 06:31, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per above. —Pelozurian (talk) 09:12, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
  5. Delete. Naw, this is nothing. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:25, Jul 2
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๐Ÿ”’ London congestion charge H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -4
Keep (5)
  1. Keep. Notice the Overly British tag, Americans may not understand the humour? Aleister 10:03 30 6 MMX
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Keepable stub. Here's a less crufty version. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:57, 30 June 2010
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Rewritten entirely; British tag (which nags the reader not to change anything) removed; lists removed, the couple good points included in the prose. Spıke ¬ 11:54 30-Jun-10
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep...especially as I had to pay this damn charge only a few days ago...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 17:12, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. --ChiefjusticePS3 07:50, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ehh, not funny.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 09:55, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Rihanna's Forehead H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
Keep (6)
  1. Probably the only person on this website, but I thought it was pretty good. Still agree with the against vote reasons though. --Matfen 21:15, June 24, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Keep No, I enjoyed it too when I saw it a long time ago. But it does need a helping hand, and I'll put in a few minutes--emphasis on a few. Aleister 21:18 24 6 MMX
    comment below, my appreciation of the page has actually grown after some editing.
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep.. It's bit randumbo in parts but I think it isn't atrocious enough for the in house shredder just yet. Perhaps Aleister can rescue it a bit more. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 06:13, June 25, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Not VFD material. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:11, 25 June 2010
  5. Keep It's not featurable as is, but I hardly see why it should be here. MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 13:22, June 25, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's not very good, but not bad enough for deletion. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:34, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. It's just not funny, and very random--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 20:16, June 24, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Full of nonsense numbers and stupid namedropping. We don't really need an article on this, anyway...--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 08:37, June 24 2010 UTC
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Apparently I don't have sufficient chemicals in-house to read this from "a certain point of view." It is extemporaneous rambling about a body part of a pop star (just up one notch over rambling about a made-up character), a vehicle for listcruft on the thesis that a celebrity is unattractive. It is unclever and unfunny, even when cleaned up. Spıke ¬ 13:03 25-Jun-10
    I'll send over some of the chemicals. But you owe me, man, and I'll take a pinch off the top for the service charge. Aleister 14:55 26 6 MMX
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Listcruft and randomness. Sounds like a death metal song. --SadisticWolf 14:39, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Using this article as a repository for big forhead jokes would be an okay strategy, but the fasilure to gather thee needed big head jokes and the substitution of wibble a strike against it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:02, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
  6. delete. bah, this is terrible. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:33, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Did some careful edits. imnho the page is actually very good if read from a certain point of view. Even the numbers create a surrealistic atmosphere, and the page has some very clever lines and concepts. I mention in my edit captions that editing should be done very carefully, like a surgical operation, because of its balance, and that is the best way I can describe it. Aleister 21:39 24 6 MMX
  • Six all after a week? That's a keeper. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:39, Jul 1

Immigrant Day

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. SHort and stupid--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 02:05, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It is stupid. America has a schizophrenia, individual and institutional, about immigrants (legal and illegal), and there are aspects of it that could be ridiculed. But not with Anal Lube. Spıke ¬ 03:42 1-Jul-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.. One for a White Power website list of 'funnies'. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 08:26, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Delete. Crap. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:34, Jul 1
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Prudes

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Smite lightning Smite. You have got to be kidding me--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:39, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote Kill it, Iwillkillyou And kill it now, so I can watch. Aleister 2:09 1 7 MMX
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It didn't use the censor function enough. --Wilytank 02:34, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote This never existed. Move along.Pelozurian (talk) 05:01, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.. Prunes. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 08:28, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • See my recent comments on "performance art" articles. A prude might be someone who likes censoring things; so this article censors things. I personally prefer funny writing to the crutch of using {{C}}, and especially overusing it; I thought it was trite in one section of Barack Obama and is triter here. But the article "does what it sets out to do." Subtle pokes would be better than heaps of scorn. Spıke ¬ 04:00 1-Jul-10

lol, Jesus

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. In response to the Evil Jesus nomination, I show you an even worse abomination. Starts off as stupid leetspeak and ends in unfunny listcruft. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 9:34 AM 6/30/10
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "I don't get it either"--to quote the article's entry in {{Unwanted Jesii}}. Spıke ¬ 14:42 30-Jun-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Fuck that shit--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 07:17, June 30 2010 UTC
  4. Symbol delete vote YOU NEED JESUS And not this lol, Jesus.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:34, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. An entire herd of trumpeting Randumbo. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 08:30, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Joel McHale

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anon whored this article in the See also of Soup, which I've been minding. The article does use the word "soup" three times in the intro, but otherwise seems like randumbo. If others know who Joel McHale is or what the joke is, and think it's clear from the article, I'll be happy to lose this vote. Spıke ¬ 03:39 1-Jul-10
  2. Symbol delete vote Nah Could be better.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 03:42, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
    As in a previous vote, "This article isn't the very best it could be" is not the right criterion. Do you believe it positively deserves deletion? Spıke ¬ 03:44 1-Jul-10
    Well, it can always be recreated, but yeah it deserves a good deletion--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 03:45, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
    Okay then. Spıke ¬ 03:48 1-Jul-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.. I wrote this comment with the help of an elephant, a bowl of soup and Chuck Norris. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 08:21, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Delete. Random shite. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:36, Jul 1
Comments

Cheesecake reform

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Short and shit. Saberwolf116 12:27, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Might belong in UnRecipes; with apologies to "Bob (a-k-a God)", doesn't belong in mainspace. Spıke ¬ 13:04 30-Jun-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. No redeeming qualities to be found --John Lydon 16:13, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Why? --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:21, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ UnBooks:Extra Mini Classics H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -4
Keep (5)
  1. Keep. Works as a cute companion piece to UnBooks:Great Abridged Literature, for me. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:02, Jun 30
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. It could do with some more sections, but otherwise it's fine. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:26, 30 June 2010
  3. Keep. VFD is so unfair much of the time. Toss a page up, a few people may come by and delete it, and it's gone before most everyone else realizes it. Why not a 48 hour rule or something? This particular page is a good page, could be retitled as one of the 100 series. Aleister 10:08 30 6 MMX
  4. Symbol keep vote Barely This article certainly isn't great but the idea behind it shows enough promise to warrant it sticking around. The ICU would be a much better home for this. --John Lydon 16:06, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. I agree with everyone, except Al, mostly because he seems to be trying to stop me deleting whatever I like. --ChiefjusticePS3 19:22, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just not good enough, even for UnBook standards.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 07:38, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Megaman VI

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Two bit 8-bit gamercruft of the worst sort.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:31, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.Megaman is cool, but this is far from cool--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 07:35, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Delete. Sucky gamecruft. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:58, Jun 30
  4. United 175 Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 12:17, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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