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UnNews:Pinnochio

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Brinner

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  • Delete. Meh idea, poor execution. Random, namedroppy, list. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:15, Apr 13
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Only sideways edits since it was created on a single day in March, 2008. Spıke ¬ 18:01 13-Apr-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:18, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I seem to have missed today's Brinner. Maybe tomorrow. --Wilytank 16:20, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Chiefjustice32X 17:37, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Fallout 3 H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Keep. Normally I am all for dumping stuff like this but this article is at least put together well. Don't see the need to remove it. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:49, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep. There's some good stuff here hidden behind the angry sarcastic teenager. Could easily be rewritten into a more neutral and funnier tone. If deletion is chosen, I can haz userspace? --Matfen 18:28, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep. It needs work, but it's fine, really. At times, it's actually funny. I don't know if I can say that for most features. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:44, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. It isn't such a bad article, needs some attention though. --Chiefjustice32X 18:12, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. needs a purgicating, but has value. --Mn-z 15:22, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Here's what I know: There's a computer game called Fallout 3 and the author of this article didn't like it. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:38, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I'm sort of on the fence content wise but I think it might be satisfying to delete it just because the author seems a it of a dickpipe. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:59, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Abstain. More than the game, author hates the "clueless...dumb shits" with whom he disagrees. His antagonistic attitude is a burden, but the article might be amusing to people who know that game really well. Spıke ¬ 18:54 8-Apr-10
  • Kept --Chiefjustice32X 17:31, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 Mint Jelly H Tag Oldvfd

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Good point, must have missed that. --Wilytank 16:34, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
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*Symbol delete vote Delete. Abandoned (debatable) and unfunny. --Wilytank 16:24, April 14, 2010 (UTC)

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  • Woodburninator knows what he is doing, but as I told the author of the recent UnNews:The Late Report, you shouldn't write in the style of a self-centered pot-head writing about himself, or a left-winger offering crap as fact, or a right-winger offering crap as fact. In each case, there are people out there who would do the same thing in all seriousness, and it's hard to tell joke from reality. Spıke ¬ 17:20 14-Apr-10
But sometimes, that is the joke. People that write in that style, which can be mistaken for something a real idiot from the news would say, it is fantastic. That would be the point. This, on the other hand, is just written buy a pissed off guy with a severe case of writers block, as seen in its sister article. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:13, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • I disagree. Woody never knows what he's doing. And I feel it necessary to say that writing in such a serious way where one can not tell if it's meant to be a joke or if the person is actually serious about what they say is actually what makes true satire. Sure, maybe it's a good to throw some really outlandish stuff out there so everyone knows you're telling a joke (like how Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh do), but I must say I quite enjoy the completely serious style of satirists such as Stephen Colbert. Blending the line of reality and sarcasm is exactly what great satire is meant to do. That's why I like this. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:21, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
    Quibble: If "one cannot tell," it isn't satire at all; it's an inside joke that no one else ever gets. Say rather, "one catches on slowly," and increasingly outlandish stuff is the key. My point is that there are populations for which, the more outlandish it gets, the more real it seems to me. Spıke ¬ 00:23 15-Apr-10
  • One possible solution to this problem would be to move the page to I just thought up a really good idea for an article, but now I can't remember it./Mint Jelly Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:35, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
    Yeah, Sycamore mentioned that to me once, and I'm not a fan of it. Like, I'm not dead-set against it, but I really like the idea of someone popping onto Mint Jelly and being like, WTF? and then clicking on the link at the end of the article and figuring it out. If anyone else ever wants to write a different Mint Jelly article, (which I currently doubt) then obviously this one should be moved. But until then, I (biasedly) see no harm in this. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:09, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • No problem here. Keepated. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:13, Apr 15

Whiteman air force base

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  • Delete. We seem to be getting quite a few military articles these days. Some of 'em are OK. But this one was started and abandoned. It isn't funny, and it doesn't look like it's gonna get funny. So let's get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:36, Apr 14
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Yup, only four edits by I.P.Anon on one day a month and a half ago. Must have gotten deployed. Spıke ¬ 14:44 14-Apr-10
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Get rid. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:32, 14 April 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. A disgrace to all in uniform, especially since its about the Chair Force. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 18:23 EST 14 April, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Killed in action. —Pelozurian (talk) 22:33, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. abandoned and too vague/obscure to get picked up again.--Count of Monkey Crisco 23:15, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
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Hippie flu

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  • Delete. Short, shit 'n' listy. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:56, Apr 14
  • Symbol delete vote Classically unfunny. For starters, four quotations, all from generic random people, not because anything notable was ever said that could be adapted, but just to fit some preconceived format. Then encyclopedia clichés: Second sentence asserts, "Nobody knows...and there are multiple theories." Everything else is listcruft. Spıke ¬ 10:17 14-Apr-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:59, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. For goodness sake, I've Got the Hippie Hippie Flu...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:04, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Chiefjustice32X 21:19, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
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The Altair v1.2

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  • From the Poopsmith Lounge "I did not laugh once --Killerdaniel 17:32, April 11, 2010 (UTC)" I took a glance at it, and I am inclined to agree with Killerdaniel, so let's kerkill this bitch! Who's with me!? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:24, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I once owned an IMSAI, which is like the Altair, pre-v1.2. That's apropos of nothing, because this article is not apropos of the Altair, or anything else. POTR graciously gives people a chance to rewrite it, but there is no point to doing so. Spıke ¬ 23:51 11-Apr-10
  • Delete. For a minute, you wonder if this is going to be OK. Then you actually read it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:02, Apr 13
  • Delete. Has irritated me since I joined here. --Matfen 21:58, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. What UU said. --Chiefjustice32X 18:08, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
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At!

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Jetpacks

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  • Delete. It would be the kindest thing to do. --Chiefjustice32X 21:44, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Damn! that is a long change history to write a stub that asserts that a jetpack is a banana and that Hitler commissioned it. Spıke ¬ 22:08 13-Apr-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank 22:27, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Older versions are better, but not terribly good. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:52, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I find it quite hard to understand that an admin forgets to put the VFD tag on a VFD article he nominated. I'm sorry about continuously bringing this up, but if the article in question votes to be deleted and gets kept because someone forgot the tag it's all for nothing. --Wilytank 22:27, April 13, 2010 (UTC)

Ultimate rant

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  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. I smell Dramatica overflow. --Wilytank 18:55, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Most people can bitch out people they hate more cleverly than this, and neither they nor this is entertaining reading. Spıke ¬ 22:09 13-Apr-10
  • Symbol delete vote What the hell is this?--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 01:38, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. A mess. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:21, Apr 14
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Chiefjustice32X 18:05, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Ultimate pants...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:06, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Toronto Maple Leafs H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This is just...no. --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 18:31, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Weak Delete. I could be just as happy without this article. If someone cleans it up I'll change my vote, but I really can't be moved to do so myself. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:41, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Viking H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Pelargonium deleted a large chunk of Dildo Humor and listcruft regarding Viking gods, and it is within sight of borderline acceptability, though it will take a thorough copy-edit. 00:24 4-Apr-10 PS--After five passes of fighting pompous, gassy prose as a prerequisite to organizing it, as a prerequisite to making it funny, I am despairing and about to flip to Delete. I now have nothing funny I want to say about Vikings, nor does the article. Spıke ¬ 16:36 4-Apr-10
Fortunately, Happytimes has now added actual humor. Spıke ¬ 12:51 6-Apr-10
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Grammar needs to be fixed and broken links deleted, but really shouldn't be deleted. --Wilytank 11:41, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • RedCheckMark Strong Keep! Í dídn't thínk ít wás töö bád by the tímé Í göt tö ít... nöw thát Í've édíted ít söme Í thínk ít hás réál pöténtíál.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Apr 2010 ~ 05:18 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Mild Keep. Fuck the list and get rid of the lamer jokes and cruft and it'll be presentable. There's still some good content hidden in there. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:59, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
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  • I attempted to clean this up, but it's just too much...so Delete and start over. --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 18:45, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I'm with Pel on this one, we just need to start over and try again. -- Skinfan13 12:34 EST 4 April, 2010
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  • Comment. The idea needs work. This is a work where I guess the original author has gone and since then lots of extra rubbish was piled on top. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:31, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
I was about to contact you, as you are the go-to guy for suggesting new directions for an article at a dead end. Spıke ¬ 17:39 4-Apr-10
Another article to operate on. Ok, face mask,gas and hammer...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:26, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Seems clear enough. Keeptificated. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:55, Apr 13

🔒 Maidstone H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Brilliant writing! Spıke ¬ 12:56 6-Apr-10
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Someone with a sense of humour has been here, along with someone with a sense of mistrang. If we were to hooverlump the mistrang and weezle the foremonk, then there might be something decent left behind. Keep as it is redeemable, and there are a few lines in there I would love to steal.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 22:03, Apr 6 2010 UTC
The last time I weezled the foremonk was during a yacht race. Spıke ¬ 02:29 8-Apr-10
  • Keep: 50% good and 50% bad means 100% keep baby. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:07, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Comment. It lapses into Randumbo but might be recoverable. It's a pretty dull place and the photo is of retiring M.P. there Anne Widdicombe. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:23, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Kept.--Chiefjustice32X 21:49, April 13, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 HowTo: Hide a Dead Hooker/You Clicked Yes H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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Wasn't something like this just in the UnNews funnies (labeled George W. Bush)? Spıke ¬ 20:36 8-Apr-10
This page is a sub-page of HowTo:_Hide_a_Dead_Hooker and is accessed by clicking 'Yes' on the bit with the penguins. So if it's deleted then the main article would have to be modified which would take absolutely...no time at all...what's my argument?? mAttlobster. (hello) 20:40, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Failed attempt at intelligence. --Wilytank 20:25, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Insults the reader without performing humor or even cleverness. If unreferenced by the main article, it's got no reason to survive. Perhaps even if referenced. Spıke ¬ 20:36 8-Apr-10 Rescinded. Okay in context. Spıke ¬ 10:29 9-Apr-10
  • Delete. Unfunny short trousered humour. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:44, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
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* Isn't even linked from the main article. --Wilytank 20:29, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

  • Worst VFD Ever. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 08:49, April 13, 2010 (UTC)

Shoop-Da-Whoopasaur

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Symbol for vote Keep for the hell of it I say let's put a banner headline over it using Monkey's quote "It's like being waterboarded with memes", because it crosses the line of "So bad it's good" imnho. The name and the pics are what save it for me, they are so UnPerfect that it works with stupid memes and language. Twenty thumbs up! Feature! Vote for Good! Huh? Aleister des chains 00:39 11 4 mmx

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Scrodum

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God of War 3

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  • Delete. Short 'n' shit gamecruft that should have seen an ICU tag but didn't. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:26, Apr 13
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. The sad thing is, if the submitter put in a WIP tag, it would have expired by now. --Wilytank 15:57, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Not worth keeping around. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:39, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote What's not to like? Fits on the screen, has a template warning you not to change a thing, and "it's friendly enough for kids to masterbate [sic] to." Spıke ¬ 18:04 13-Apr-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Chiefjustice32X 21:45, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Ede

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  • Keep It just needs a little help, and who else is going to write an article about Ede? And Keep in an attempt to save the soul of a user who has turned quickly to the dark side of Uncy after winning a cruft battle of their own. Who will stand and fight for Ede by my side? We are the few, but you will tell your children that you were here, this day, this April fools day. May God be on our side. Al en'chain 00:40 1 4
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. What Al just said inspired me, and so I have turned. I WILL FIGHT BY YOUR SIDE! Loopygrumpkins 22:55, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
    • Thanks. Here's a sword, my third best one, now you stay here and defend yourself against the 10,000 as I go, ON VACATION! Yay! See you next week. Al in chains 17:49 2 4 mmx
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. It's unfunny article about a town that no one has ever heard of. Loopygrumpkins 21:28, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Retarded! Inbred! But enough about the humor; let's discuss the residents! Spıke ¬ 21:46 30-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Towncruft --Wilytank 13:09, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete It's time for TOP OF THE POPS!!! mAttlobster. (hello) 17:42, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Standard rubbishing article about a place no one has heard of. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:44, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Almost, but not quite. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:06, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete It's just... boring. No pizazz, no chutzpah, no nuthin'. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage 04:57, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Took you, what? a week? to go from writing school-cruft to teeing some up for deletion (Section 5 of Ede)! Spıke ¬ 21:46 30-Mar-10
I know! You'd think he would have learned what it's like to put blood, sweat, and urine into a page and then have to fight for its survival. I don't know, it makes me lose my hope in mankind. Al en'chains 00:20 1 4 mmx

Om num num

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. All that remaind of his mortal soul was his walking staff and his left arm to which he had no use for now, for now he had been transformed into a giant figure made of pure taquitos. He now holds the earth in one hand, and a bowl of blue kool-aid in the other. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:18, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Patent nonsense. —Pelozurian (talk) 21:29, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Stupid, borderline vanity, and I can't believe it lived through V-Week. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:38, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Nothing borderline about it. This eighth-grade attempt to force paragraphs to fit around the meme for chewing-sounds was indeed done by eighth-graders, who all but sign it in Section 5. Spıke ¬ 00:31 12-Apr-10
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Beecat

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Busted

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Hey let me write about my favorite British rock band on Uncyclo... Whoops, I'm out of relevant content already. I better keep writing till I fill the page up. Derp duh derp buhbuhbuh fart! --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:23, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. But how does one "fill the page up" on a wiki? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:42, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Trip the light Randumbo. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:17, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Busted and broken. --Wilytank 11:22, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
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Cluck!

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. and redirect to Cluck which is, save one sentence, completely the same fucking article! --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:11, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete the other one as this one has a longer change history. Spıke ¬ 19:32 4-Apr-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per SPIKE -- Skinfan13 19:46 EST 4 April,2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Chicken feed. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage 04:53, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
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Steve Sparkleworks

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AaTraders

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Dry & worthless 2006 gamercruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:26, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote im f***ed in the head. Only asset is that it will turn up first in the Yellow Pages. Spıke ¬ 14:49 11-Apr-10

Delete. Jackass compilation. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:41, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

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The Neopian Calendar

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  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Kerkill I use to play Neopets and this seriously seems like the actual calendar on the site. Nothing funny here. Why this wasn't put on QVFD when it was first made is beyond me... MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:48, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate.--Count of Monkey Crisco 03:02, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate.. For Junior Uncyclopedia. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:46, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:52, 9 April 2010
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate for great justice. -- Skinfan13 12:17 EST 9 April, 2010
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Nobody cares about Neopets anymore. --Wilytank 16:19, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Seriously. Joefoxon 18:35, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. If this is anything other than a direct lift (whether with or without changes), it explains itself even worse than Wilytank complained about for Suha Arafat below. Spıke ¬ 20:32 9-Apr-10
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. - I stumbled on this a few years ago, yet I was too lazy to see if there was an actual joke behind it. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 21:00, Apr. 9, 2010
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Worse than Wednesdays. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:43, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Bandwagon Obliterate Cuz everyone else is doing it —Pelozurian (talk) 06:59, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Worth not huffing yet in the hope Dexter's dream comes true. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:04, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Am I cool now? --Chiefjustice32X 14:16, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Speedy delete--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 22:00, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate again. Always happy to cast multiple votes if it helps us set some hokey record. Spıke ¬ 22:08 10-Apr-10
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. There is nothing funny, and it's fun to help set a record. Billobob 00:33, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Although I actually think it's cute but I'm outnumbered, so will join the lynching party. Al des chains 00:43 11 4 mmx
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal The sticky stuff under the couch. Whaomband'ka Stilloins boomBOOM!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Apr 2010 ~ 03:28 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. This evoked feelings in me I didn't know I could experience. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:38, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal 20 voatz lol --blarg 08:27, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
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Kingdom Alaska

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Kobe Bryant

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Utter shit. —Pelozurian (talk) 22:33, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Rape. Rape. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:23, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. A bunch of kids a my school worship Kobe. If I showed them this, they'd probably cry. --Wilytank 23:28, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Kobe, just signed to a new contract, is a walking rape joke, but his Uncyclopedia article should be more than one. This article doesn't have sections, but episodes, and they are virtually all rape jokes. The "trading card" photo with Lakers shooped into Rapers is great, but it will live on in the adequate Los Angeles Lakers. Spıke ¬ 23:31 10-Apr-10
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Crank that (Soulja Boy)

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This was nominated before but somebody forgot the tag. We've waited a few weeks, lets do it right this time. --Wilytank 16:01, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Wut I said last time (after flipping): "'Fixable' would require rewriting, start-to-finish. And for what?" (Also, Jupiterfox liked it.) Spıke ¬ 20:35 9-Apr-10
  • Kerkill If crablogger liked it, it needs to go. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:43, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 20:58, Apr. 9, 2010
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  • Last nomination: [[1]] --Wilytank 16:01, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

Suha Arafat

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Doesn't say much about who this person really is. --Wilytank 14:55, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. The article has big conceptual problems, but the above isn't one of them; it adequately identifies Yasser Arafat's widow, for whom much foreign aid and tax revenue for the Palestinian Cause allegedly funded shopping sprees. But the article is halfway between first-person and encyclopedia-writer point-of-view (though nagging the reader). The point, morphing Suha into the Nigerians always trying to scam American bank customers, could have been done simply from the usual POV. I may be biased by lack of photos and horrible editing. Spıke ¬ 15:14 8-Apr-10
  • Delete. Interesting that the author chose to target Suha Arafat for this spoof letter. Otherwise it can go as I can't see anyone improving/adding photos etc for someone who can hardly is much of a public figure these days. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:56, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:05, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
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  • It's definitely not presented in a way that any one who never heard of this person (i.e. me) any idea of who this person is. All it has is the letter. --Wilytank 18:55, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Anne

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Loopygrumpkins first contemplated VFD'ing this, thinking it was vanity. RabbiTechno slapped {{ICU}} on it, thinking it was cyber-bullying and encouraging the author to QVFD it, which she did; bounced by the Chief Justice, as it bore an ICU. Which expires today. We now know that Anne is a character from Little Britain (which has a wiki on Wikia), as the article itself notes, and all our initial suspicions were mistaken. Only one thing: The article is still crap. Spıke ¬ 02:35 8-Apr-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Parody of an existing comedy generally doesn't work, as it's often a regurgitation of the original. This is an article based around an in-joke in an existing comedy show that is predominantly character based comedy. If every word in this article was changed to eh-eh-eh, it would have about the same humour content, and then be derivative of AAAAAAAAA!. Put it out of my misery.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 02:43, Apr 8 2010 UTC
  • Delete. Writing about a character from a TV programme isn't necessarily a bad idea as such but to make like this work, the article would have to be of the highest quality. This one doesn't cut the mustard. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:13, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Though it was a waste of time to bring it here for it would have fallen victim to it's own ICU tag had it not, I do think we need to hurry up and get rid of it. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:07, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Was going to put it up myself, but SPIKE beat me to it. Loopygrumpkins 02:35, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Hmm... The ICU was going to expire? That was until you edited to add the VFD tag to it, no? And your edit extended the life of the ICU for another week? Why couldn't you just wait for an admin to delete it when the ICU expired, Spike? WHY?!? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:31, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
I don't think adding VFD is "development" that extends the life of the ICU. You might be right that the article would have been deleted anyway, in which case I'm sorry if it wastes your time. Enough people were looking at this that it merited a deliberate push off the cliff. Spıke ¬ 03:46 8-Apr-10
  • Any edit to an ICU'd article extends the life of the ICU tag. Had you not editted it, the admins would have seen it had expired and would have already huffed it. It really shouldn't have been added to VFD for that reason. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:07, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • What Dex said. I'm tempted to take both tags off and leave this article standing to make a point, but I won't. But DON'T VFD ICU'd articles, the admins will take care of those. Eventually. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:58, Apr 9

Whitney Houston

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Comment. Whitney Houston in hospital at the start of a European tour. Perhaps this can be reworked? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:30, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

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Chicken men

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Again with the chickens. Mostly lists, wibble and Star Wars. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:30, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Once again, nonsense numbers in the intro set the tone. Spıke ¬ 09:51 5-Apr-10
  • Delete. Since the author writes Chcikenmen without correction then it's fair to say this is an article that was belched out one go. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:31, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. I'm baffled to see the (however few) articles the submitter thinks exists from the broken links. "Penisatic era"? WTF is wrong with him? --Wilytank 15:17, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
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The United States of Whatever

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German Snackard

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Combo delete from Chicken man. Concept free, low on content and Googles almost exclusively back to Uncyclopedia.--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:26, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. "In conclusion, there is no conclusion. Or is there?" Spıke ¬ 09:45 5-Apr-10
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  It literally stops being aesthetically unpleasing and just becomes an insult to intelligence. --Wilytank 21:07, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Kraptastic. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:29, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
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Chicken man

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. The chicken article just keeps linking to more and more crap. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:21, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Random memes, then listcruft, then a See Also section where the storyteller is the story. Spıke ¬ 09:49 5-Apr-10
  • Symbol delete vote Kill. PETA won't complain if you torture - kill this chicken. --Wilytank 22:20, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Who Let the Fox In. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:35, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
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Nations

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I recently stumbled upon this page. we have an article on Nation already (although that one isn't very good either), but this is just nonsense that isn't funny. This page needs to go. -- Skinfan13 12:42 EST 4 April, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Most likely vanity ending with a come-on to join them on some gaming site. Spıke ¬ 16:48 4-Apr-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. If you add the word "fag" in random spots it's an ED message board drama chronicle. Even if it was funny I could never forgive it for expecting people to write articles about individual members of the damn player community. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:25, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank 16:04, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Arse gravy. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:40, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Tetrids H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 22:10, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. "It is with a heavy heart that I must tell you that the author of this article has died of boredom" (from Section 6). This reader is in critical condition, after a classic case of inventing an entity and rambling on and on about it. Spıke ¬ 22:50 29-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 19:14, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
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  • It's a keeper. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:23, Apr 6

🔒 DHL H D Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Half of this is a decent article about a real company. The other half....Well, there seem to be a lot of disgruntled ex-employees. Spıke ¬ 22:46 29-Mar-10
The other half is now deleted and the article is copy-edited. Spıke ¬ 23:26 29-Mar-10
For starters, I've deleted the half of them that had nothing to do with the business. Spıke ¬ 02:00 30-Mar-10
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  • Meh. Keeped. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:20, Apr 6

🔒 Koninginnedag H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. (formerly Delete) Rewritten, barely keepable. Not that we need a page on every foreign holiday in the non-English-speaking world. Still needs a photo. Spıke ¬ 22:38 29-Mar, 12:49 30-Mar-10
  • Keep Has potential and brings up the old division between Belgium and the Netherlands. Perhaps Socky could help as I think he's from Belgium as well. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:46, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. per fixication. --Mn-z 13:49, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
Note, Mn-z has also attached {{Stub}}, which means y'all are still invited to come and help. Spıke ¬ 14:07 5-Apr-10
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Started out good, then WTF? --Wilytank 21:43, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I'll fix the English. I suspect it will still be an ugly orphan. Spıke ¬ 22:01 29-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Unsurprisingly, the holiday has nothing to do with Dutch/Belgian relations. Basically, there is nothing in the article worth saving, everything of value is an obvious joke that anyone who read wikipedia' article on the subject could make up in 10 minutes.. Everything that is "original" is the article is random. --Mn-z 14:53, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
Give me some respect! after post-edits and reorg'ing the randomness last, it was more like 25 minutes. Spıke ¬ 17:58 1-Apr-10
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  • This was put through VFD already in 2007. I don't see any improvement. --Wilytank 21:43, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Yes, last time it was a doleful VFD nomination, two votes in favor with hopes for a guiding hand, and none such in three years. Spıke ¬ 22:01 29-Mar-10
  • I'm withdrawing my vote seeing the cleanup. Sometimes that doesn't happen until an article is put through VFD. --Wilytank 16:52, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Kept. If only for the reason I get to enjoy Koninginnedag in Amsterdam and you don't. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:02, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 Barnaby Joyce H Tag Oldvfd

Keep Surprisingly Keep. It's very localised humour - to get into it in any way you'd need to know who the hell Barnaby Joyce is. It needs rewriting, but it has as much value as anything which is UC-centric or UK-centric. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigheil Monday, 09:30, Mar 29 2010 UTC
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. per it being acceptable colony-cruft. --Mn-z 14:40, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep; and I like the phrase 'colony-cruft'. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:44, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Delete. found this while searching uncategorized pages, reverted recent vandalism to find it wasn't very funny or coherent to begin with. --Mn-z 17:04, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Barnaby Joyce is a Senator in Australia--not a take-off of US TV detective Barnaby Jones. But that doesn't matter, as this is four paragraphs of rambling about nothing, only briefly mentioning the Senate in the final sentence. Why? Spıke ¬ 18:54 27-Mar-10 Rescinded. So the "jellyfish" digression is not random but a joke about his irresolute stance in Parliament? Okay. Spıke ¬ 16:31 29-Mar-10
  • Delete. Does the writer think this is Australian UnCyclopedia? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:48, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • Firing Squad --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:37, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. I'm Australian and I think this is ridiculous and underdone too. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage 05:50, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Webster Transitional School H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. There are no problems with the actual content of the article as far as I know. Just to put it out there: I came up with "CADMIUM!" on my own to serve as a joke on the article. It has nothing to do with anything actually going on in the school as far as I know.Loopygrumpkins 01:06, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. I don't have any issues with it. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 01:25, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. As mentioned by Loopygrumpkins, there are no problems with the actual content and I had never heard of "CADMIUM!" until I read the latest version. As Spike has pointed out oh-so-kindly to us, we are competent writers, good at coding an article, and have read HTBFANJS. It sounds like with those combined, it should be a great article--and I think the humor in it is funny no matter if you go to the school or not. Some content is based on the fact, but other information, since few would know, is made up but still hilarious. I would see no reason to delete it just because Spike advised us that articles such as these end up on this list. Billobob 03:08, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep But you kids, one of you at least take some control of the page and make sure that there are no real names used of any person, that nothing on the page demeans anyone at your school, and, well, you can guess the rest. Fuck up on this task and your page will getting huffed, for sure, if it doesn't get huffed by VFD. All that said, nice work on the article, it's a very full piece. Please consider adding to other pages or writing on a new topic. Aleister in Chains 3:49 26 3 mmx
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. It's specific but it's not bad. UN:CM is a guideline that we can show to noobs to explain why their arbicle about their best friend Jake was deleted. The actual rules, however, allow articles as long as they're (a) funny and (b) not abusive. This manages to be mildly amusing, despite the fact that I can't tell this school from a hole in the ground. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:41, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. One of the better school articles I've seen around here. Could use some pruning though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:13, 27 March 2010
I've done a great deal of editing and adding, it may be in better shape now with more to go. Aleister in Chains 13:42 28 3 mmx
  • Niche. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:20, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. I have no issues with it. Googlyphil 16:42, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. These two kids are competent writers, good at coding an article, and one has even read UN:HTBFANJS. But I've advised them, on the article's talk page, that articles such as this one about their middle school in Cedarburg, Wisconsin inevitably wind up on VFD. They went away for two weeks, but one is now back--seems that someone at school has grown fond of the exclamation, CADMIUM!--the latest of many inside jokes to be preserved for posterity. Spıke ¬ 00:35 26-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. UN:CM - if the article were changed to be about a semi-fictional school, or as a reflection on school in general, it would be worth a weak keep, but it needs funnying up as well. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigheil Friday, 06:55, Mar 26 2010 UTC
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 07:10, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Vanity I am afraid. It is also one of those articles that will be impossible to improve/edit as only the authors know where the jokes lie buried. It also has some classic randumbo to boot:Webster Transitional School was established as a school for Nazi Zombies in 1944, in an attempt by Hitler to take over the United States of America from the inside. Crap copybook standard for this type of thing. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:52, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • uh i don't really care uh huh huh huh huh huh --Roman Dog Bird 16:01, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Weak delete. Well written at least, and I think the two writers should go write something that isn't vanity.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 06:12, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Per Romartus, he hits the nail on the head in my opinion. --Chiefjustice32X 21:51, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This is getting annoying. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:08, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Previously mentioned in the Poopsmith's Lounge. Spıke ¬ 00:35 26-Mar-10
  • I propose instead of condemning this article to deletion, some of the people who want to see it deleted should try to improve it first. I believe that if people who know nothing about the school at all contributed to the article, it could be funnier because other editors may not have the bias that Billobob or myself have. For more, see the "Deletion" section of Webster Transitional School's discussion page. Loopygrumpkins 17:29, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • How can we possibly write about something that we don't know about? It would be just randumb nonsense. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:44, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • I do that all the time - but why would I rewrite this when I don't think it has a lot of promise to begin with? User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigheil Saturday, 07:36, Mar 27 2010 UTC
I've done a good editing and some rewrite of most sections, more to go. Not a bad article at all, and maybe even a VFG page in its future. Al en'chain 13:45 28 3 mmx
  • I don't mean to seem whiny, but could people please stop suggesting that I work on something else. I take great offense at that seeing as in the two months and four days since I first edited, I've majorly edited (as in practically rewritten) five articles, not including this one which is being considered for deletion. I've also created three other articles and made quite a few smaller edits to sections on many other pages. Since I don't spend every waking second of my life on this website, I wouldn't consider that focusing solely on one topic. Loopygrumpkins 18:25, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
Four paragraphs up, you had no trouble telling all the article's detractors what we should work on. But all the editing help Aleister can give will not make this an article of general interest. It will remain an article about a middle school that has jocks, nerds, gamers, and a seemingly dictatorial administration, as though it were the only one. Users are directing you to useful work to extend hospitality to you--and are getting drama in return. Spıke ¬ 23:34 28-Mar-10
Spike, seriously, just because you happened to stumble upon our article DOES NOT mean you have any kind of authority over it. Really, we already spent our time on it, and it seems your only argument is that it is something that few people will care about. Well, take a look at the schools category on here, and go complain about EVERY SINGLE random page about a school. Billobob 02:13, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
Uh, he never said he had authority over it. He's a vigilant user who reported it to VFD for being vanity. As I said on the talk page, you're lucky, some might have QVFD'd it. And thanks for the advice, I might go do that myself. (Sorry about getting into your business, I just had to say it)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 02:37, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
Of course I'm the one responding with... DRAMA! And yet that response included the "Oh, but we're just humble people trying to help you" act. I just meant that maybe you should actually look into a subject before you make suggestions that could very eaasily be taken the wrong way. And what does hospitality have anything to with this? Loopygrumpkins 02:50, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
Okay, calm down, people. The article is obviously gonna be kept, so let's all just...CALM THE FUCK DOWN. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 02:53, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
I'd also like to add that I didn't mean "You have no other work so go die noob!" I meant "OK, so you should just let this go and work on something else."Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 23:46, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
I see that in Loopygrumpkins's time here, he has read our policies as well as writing. "Work on something else" means "you're done with this", not "you're a horrible person for not doing anything else". --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:08, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • No consensus after over a week. Keeperised. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:15, Apr 6

Guthix

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. It's a page on liberals or Al Gore with RuneScape thrown into the mix. Also, I don't think that many people have heard of the actual thing from Runescape, so it will be hard to contribute to the page to make it less randumb. Loopygrumpkins 16:27, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. No redeeming value. -- Skinfan13 12:29 EST 4 April, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Per Skinfan13. Googlyphil 16:40, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. If I had heard of the actual thing, this article would still be a waste of time. Spıke ¬ 16:46 4-Apr-10
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Nacho Masters Legion

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. What's with all these tied votes? Here's something to vote about. This article is a blazing pile of failcruft that's remained hidden, somehow, for 4 years. It fails harder than fish bone baby food.--Count of Monkey Crisco 09:33, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Blazing pile. The intro correctly tips off that the author feels no duty to actually write about something. Spıke ¬ 10:39 4-Apr-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Per SPIKE. I knew this was a pile of crap the moment I saw the year 2930 in the intro. -- Skinfan13 12:31 EST 4 April, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Utter crap. Loopygrumpkins 16:37, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Crap dip. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:26, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Holocaust denial denial denial denial denial denial H D Oldvfd

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  • Keep. It's clean and as a continuation of the joke-series is appropriately short. I wouldn't mind adding a stub template to it. If content is the issue, I'll take the liberty to add more, but the previous entry in the series doesn't claim to be the last and I found this piece a rather funny parody of the previous entry which attempts to stop the series (of which I am unfortunately the creator of if anybody was wondering). --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 09:14 Apr 3 2010
  • Keep. I think as a series of jokes, which it is clear it is, this is worth keeping. Nameable mumble? 13:16, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Any more than that, however, would be unnecessary. I'd give it the stub tag, though. --Wilytank 13:32, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Okay, I admit I didn't think hard enough. Withdrawing[2] - sorry for wasting everyone's time. --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 00:20, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nomination withdrawn. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:09, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

Geenstijl

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. In Soviet Union this article finds you boring, useless and short. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:18, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. I was hovering between keep/delete on this but it does need work to stay and I am not sure if anyone is going to fix it.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:30, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Let me get this straight: We have an article on a Dutch web site that's mostly in Russian? Which isn't funny? Spıke ¬ 16:39 4-Apr-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. foriegncruft. --Mn-z 14:05, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Sgt. Reznov

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Gamercruft with no relevant links. What? Not very notable (insert game character) from (insert recently released popular video game) is as tough as Chuck Norris? How completely (insert ironic adjective that seems to compliment about humor or orginality.) --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:18, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Typical game cruft where the writer presumes a reader knows all about the game and therefore doesn't bother to write a proper introduction. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:38, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I had abstained thinking the article might be amusing to someone with sufficient inside information. Now I'll ditto Romartus. Spıke ¬ 16:52 4-Apr-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per abovez. --Mn-z 13:52, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Chicken

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You don't think that link, given that its target audience is Morons, might be the reason that this article is in the state it's in? Spıke ¬ 15:08 2-Apr-10
Exactly. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:28, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't usually nom pages for VFD, but I found this while on vandalism patrol and I think it beats HTBFANJS to death. Take a look after the first paragraph. It used to be pretty bad a long while ago. Now, I just think it's awful.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 03:34, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. It does break almost every rule in HTBFANJS. (But nominator should first restore the article to when it was merely "pretty bad.") I have never seen Chicken Jokes so interminable nor so unfunny. Spıke ¬ 15:08 2-Apr-10
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  And kill the 4th graders who wrote this pile of shit. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 22:18, 2 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Chicken shit! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:42, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. No, this is crap. -- Skinfan13 12:36 EST 4 April, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. It's fowl. What? Hey, stop throwing things. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:06, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
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Ronald Raygun

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Yes it was (archive 204); pulled for lack of VFD tag; see Comments. Spıke ¬ 21:29 3-Apr-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I feel like this was deleted before. --Wilytank 17:38, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. survived because of a missing VFD tag. --Mn-z 19:26, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. What a piece of crap. -- Skinfan13 17:47 EST 3 April, 2010
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Staircase 13

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  • Delete. Unfunny redlinked mess. --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 06:40, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. A case where obvious literary talent is wasted. Even the photo belongs in WTFpedia. Spıke ¬ 11:36 3-Apr-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.. Not a bad idea but that is all the writer has put here. Shame. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:10, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Vanity suspected. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:45, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small Exterminate  the impostor -- Skinfan13 17:49 EST 3 April, 2010
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Republic of Bill Nye the Science Guy

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🔒 Kentuckistan H T D Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. "Motto: Yeah, she's my sister. So?" Casting a US state as a former Soviet Republic is thoroughly stagnant (a note I added to Section 8 of UN:HTBFANJS). But it's not all bad, and rather than have a gap in the set of US States (many of which are as bad as this), I would prefer preserving a vehicle for someone to improve--preferably, someone who does more than occasionally drive through, and always with enough gasoline to make it to the other side. Spıke ¬ 17:13 29-Mar-10
Mn-z has a valid Comment below, but my vote stands; the article is not all bad. Slap a Rewrite tag on it to encourage, and preserve what's there as a start for, a hypothetical good writer. Spıke ¬ 17:32 29-Mar-10
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. I agree with Spike that there shouldn't be a gap with the states, even if there are some already. Let's not try and make the problem worse, shall we. The other problem with deleting this article is that, from what I've seen, there are quite a few articles that reference Kentuckistan and there is atleast one map of the united states showing Kentuckistan (calling it Kentuckistan in the key). Loopygrumpkins 20:45, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Weak keep It's not my favorite article, but I didn't find it terrible. Plus, as Loopy said, it's a staple in articles and maps relating to the United States. `--PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 21:49, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Weak keep. Per Pelargonium.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 19:17, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. I was able to completely rewrite the article for my beloved commonwealth (Virginia), maybe someday I'll do something about this... --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 01:52 EST 31 Mar, 2010
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  • Delete. and hope someone writes a decent article on Kentucky. --Mn-z 17:01, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. This wasn't a funny article. I couldn't figure out what, if anything, it was trying to parody. I absolutely disagree with SPIKE and Loopy: a red link is far better than a bad article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:47, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. While I see where SPIKE is coming from, I think Hyperbole's argument is stronger. My view was that the article was too incoherent to be enjoyable and I feel that a rewrite tag doesn't carry the clout that would be likely to improve this any time soon. I feel that deleting and hoping a new one is created is the better course of action here. --Chiefjustice32X 21:45, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
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  • RE:Spike we have other gaps in the states, for example West Virgina and North Carolina. BTW, they redirect to United States of America, and I think leaving them as red links would make their creation more likely. --Mn-z 17:24, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
    • RE:Spike's comment on his vote it is more an issue of an overgrown tired injoke that infects way too many articles. (Sort of like Kitten Huffing or Oscar Wilde, but never funny to begin with.) If this is kept, I would suggest moving it to Kentucky, along with Category:Kentuckistan and Category:KentuckistaniUsers. --Mn-z 17:40, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
      • I agree; the current name of the article is part of the stagnant joke. Spıke ¬ 17:53 29-Mar-10
  • Keept -RAHB 05:18, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 Template:Nigga Please H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. If a person of unspecified race utters the word "nigger" to an author or a bystander of dark (and thin) skin, he gets hostile for a long time. I'm willing not to care if there is a connection to humor that I don't see, and will cheerfully withdraw the nomination if there is some very popular piece of American pop culture that everyone will know and I should have known. Otherwise, it's a needlessly provocative way to tell someone to clean up their article. Only 6 articles use it, and 2 of them are in VFD now. Spıke ¬ 01:24 29-Mar-10
  • Delete as a redundant and unnecessary maintenance template. I could give a shit about the racism concerns. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 03:11, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Not required here. Other tags work better. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:28, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Nigga Please this is technically a pseudo-maintenance, not a maintenance template. Also, it's not racist enough. --Mn-z 14:21, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Snore User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigheil Monday, 17:08, Mar 29 2010 UTC
  • Delete Racist shit. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:25, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
    Nigga please. --White Scum 01:30, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
    Gay nigga faggot please. --Mn-z 04:36, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
    Ground-breaking. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:42, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Loopygrumpkins 01:26, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Re:TKF: we delete templates that are used in userspace all the time, and we have a process for dealing with that. (Basically, its deleted, then restored, normally by MadMax with {{Dammed Template}} so (in theory) no one uses it mainspace again.)
  • Re:Wiltank/RDB: we are voting to delete it because its a worthless psuedo-maintenance template, not because of its supposed "racism". --Mn-z 04:36, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
To be clear: I have never claimed that uttering the word X makes you a Y. I claimed that this template would, for certain audiences, fail spectacularly at what it is trying to communicate. Spıke ¬ 18:05 30-Mar-10
To be clearer: You should not vote to delete this because it may or may not offend niggers. Rather, you should be vote to delete this because its redundant with {{Rewrite}} except that this one doesn't add articles to Category:Rewrite, is less clear in explaining that needs done to the article, insults the reader more, uglifies the article it's on more, and in general does what {{Rewrite}} does only worse. --Mn-z 18:59, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
To quote the eternally quotable Woody quote: "Funny > Rules." This template kicks ass in the funny region. Maintenance red tape ain't got shit on that nigga. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:07, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
Maybe we should turn it into an image macro. Templates are the worst way to insert humor in an article. It is like sticking in a random one-liner as a quote, but without spending the 30 seconds to think of something original that isn't in 50 other articles. --Mn-z 18:17, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
Why don't we start using it then? How's about we replace that shitty "Hard Rewrite" template that makes retarded people blank articles (LOLOL I STEMROLLED IT ARENT I CLEVAR). Insulting? Whatever man. --Roman Dog Bird 21:20, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
That might be a good idea. While we are at it, the rewrite template probably needs some rework. --Mn-z 04:42, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
Symbol comment vote Comment. Why don't we round up all the non-standard rewrite/format templates and drop them all into a single page with the <choose><option> tags around them to have a rotating non-standard option? Hell give me a list and I will do it with proper categories and all.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  31 Mar 2010 ~ 23:37 (UTC)
  • Keept -RAHB 05:17, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 Newcastle Upon Tyne H D Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Newcastle is a very notable city, especially for a humor web site, and the notice at the top of the page links you not to an alternative but to a disambiguation page. I would not prefer a red-link to this page. Spıke ¬ 00:42 30-Mar-10
this page is much better. I'm not sure how much of a difference there is between the two places, though. --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 00:44, 30 March 2010 (UTC)
Yes, the latter one is better--but it's about a different city. There are not two articles on the northeastern Newcastle that would make it easy to say, huff the one and let the other take its place. Spıke ¬ 00:54 30-Mar-10
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🔒 AAAAAAAA! H D Oldvfd

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Some things are too awesome to mess with, don't you mess with my AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! --Skinfan13 23:40 EST 31 Mar, 2010

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(Look, unless this, or any other "completed" article, rises up and bites you on the ass why don't you just leave them alone? Now go play in traffic or add some {{fix}}, {{cleanup}}, {{expand}}, {{rewrite}}, {{rewrite|medium}}, {{rewrite|hard}}, {{AAP}}, {{Help}} tags to something.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  01 Apr 2010 ~ 00:26 (UTC)
Your mom bit my ass. And you're not getting this nom, are ya? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:28, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
I'm getting it like your mom gets it!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  01 Apr 2010 ~ 00:50 (UTC)

Ben 10

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  • Symbol delete vote Fr srz nao. I actually wanna kick this article in the balls. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 20:57, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Kill this article and its author -- Skinfan13 23:27 EST 1 April, 2010
  • Dicks. dicks --Dicks 04:53, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Simply awful. First part is indistinguishable from vandalism; second part is listcruft. Spıke ¬ 15:04 2-Apr-10
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Game:Krykok

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Cullompton

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Seems to be an article written by someone who doesn't like the small town that they live in. Not funny in the least. Loopygrumpkins 21:21, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Well-formatted, but the humor is of two types: Cheap cut-downs, and things that are totally unremarkable, such as hostility to new arrivals and alcoholism. "The Manor is a crap pub attempting to become a club"--Now, how am I to evaluate the humor of that? Similes or clever turns of phrases could make it okay, but this article has only one, the initial comparison to Woolworth's. Limbaugh is right when he says, "Quality humor must have a seed of truth," and this is the problem with articles where we will never know the seed, including the one on your school. Spıke ¬ 21:40 30-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.. Typical my/that town is crap and done without irony or humour. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:38, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.. Yet another Brit towncruft article that is much the same as all the rest. Although it doesn't mention chavs, which is refreshing. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 08:05, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Category:United Spades of Amerika

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  • Delete. 2005 category, contains 1 page, which is an archive of in-joke sectional templates, the category below, and Category:Kentuckistan, which is also 2005cruft. --Mn-z 16:54, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
The archive (In-universe) looked like useful reference information. (Useful only for in-jokes?) It doesn't go away if the Category does, does it? Spıke ¬ 17:06 29-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Per Mn-z. Spıke ¬ 17:55 29-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Chiefjustice32X 21:46, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Aw hell naw! What a worthless piece of elephant. --Wilytank 13:38, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
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  • RE:Spike no, it would only remove this category from that page. (To clear a deleted category, the category must be removed from all pages containing that category. In this case, it is {{USpades}} [which itself will probably be deleted] that is adding the category. In the unlikely event that {{USpades}} survives vfd by this category doesn't, the "autocatting" code in that template will likely/hopefully be removed.) --Mn-z 17:33, March 29, 2010 (UTC)

Jack Cain's The Count of Monte Cristo

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Profanity and seizure writing do not a parody make. Only really touched by Jack Cain since 2006. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:42, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 00:55, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Count of Monte Cristo as it might be texted. Am not LOL. It might go in UnScripts--if it were any good. Spıke ¬ 01:14 29-Mar-10
  • Delete. Drop from a great height. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:10, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
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