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Serio

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Antie eurg

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Game:Find the letter E!

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Game:Do Not Play This Game

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Game:Escape from the TV

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  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:09, 18 Mar
  • Delete: Most of the links are red (most of the links are red). When they should be blue (when they should be blue). I got down on my knees (got down on my... mAttlobster. (hello) 23:56, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. qvfd bad. --Mn-z 00:18, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • good god --Roman Dog Bird 00:29, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote As per orginator request when he/she/it asked SOMEONE PLEASE FINISH IT. - Let's put it out of it's/our misery. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Friday, 02:06, Mar 19 2010 UTC
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Game:You are WRONG!

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Game:F0RK QUEST

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  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:37, 18 Mar
  • Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 21:55, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Fork off User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Thursday, 22:13, Mar 18 2010 UTC
  • Delete -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 22:40, Mar. 18, 2010
  • Delete When I selected 'get the fork after school', I went onto a screen which displayed an inventory with no fork. That's sloppy people, sloppy. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:01, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. and I do believe this article cyber-bullies User:YesTimeToEdit (well, not really, but its still bad). --Mn-z 00:29, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Edwyn þe Almyghty

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Game:Noob PWNAGE

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Game:Find The Magic Taco

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🔒 Special:PrefixIndex/Game:A_minefield H D Oldvfd

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Deleted. I'm just saying because the link is still blue. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:36, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

Tauren

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  • Symbol delete vote We don't carePaizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 06:00, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. More tedious warcruft scribbling. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:09, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. All of the above; but the intro is also a case study in bad writing. Start by telling me what my conclusion will be; mention penis in the second sentence, use encyclopedia clichés ("have often been considered...by most"), add randomness (Cuba? Abraham Lincoln?), and marvel over your "awesome phrases." Spıke ¬ 11:21 18-Mar-10
  • the fuck is that --Roman Dog Bird 17:28, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:37, 18 Mar
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Wow, that's crap. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 18:17, Mar. 18, 2010
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Bed

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Although you might like that, if you're retarded and REALLY FUCKING GAY. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 05:52, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Midway through, the color shifts (through the use of links) got distracting, as there was nothing else to think about. Spıke ¬ 11:24 18-Mar-10
  • Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 17:55, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - The Ellen Degenerous quote was kinda funny, but it all goes downhill after that. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 18:15, Mar. 18, 2010
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:03, 19 Mar
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per Romartus. --Mn-z 00:33, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:SSBD

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🔒 Uncyclopedia:Vigilance_Week H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep Sorry Puppy I can't agree with you. There are many, many pages linking to this page including many deletion reasons which do not show up in "what links here". People will wonder "what was that thing, and how did that page get deleted? Oh the page explaining it was deleted at VFD". I see no reason to huff this just because we will probably never have another V week. This page actually is useful as Uncyc history. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:58, Mar 18
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. per MrN9000 --Mn-z 02:02, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. per above. Ever see MTU as a deletion reason and wonder what that means? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:56, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep. --Roman Dog Bird 17:56, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. - This is my favorite "____ Week". Perhaps we should consider kicking it up again? -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 18:09, Mar. 18, 2010
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  • Delete. If we are going to do it again then we should do it. If we aren't then we should kill it. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Thursday, 01:52, Mar 18 2010 UTC
  • Delete Seems pointless to delete it. But then Uncyc is pointless in a fantastic way. mAttlobster. (hello) 02:05, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:16, Mar 19

Game:You're in the Internet

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Game:Da Game

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  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:45, 17 Mar
  • Delete. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Thursday, 00:01, Mar 18 2010 UTC
  • Gay --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:36, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete What the scone based spunk monkey am I doing playing this 'game' at 2am with signed version of Masterchef in the background? I clicked on 'go back to bed' and something happened and then it didn't and then....well I don't know. mAttlobster. (hello) 02:11, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Gamecruft -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 18:10, Mar. 18, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. poorly done and not funny. --Mn-z 21:00, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Hitler Says

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United States presidential election, 1972

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  • Delete. found it while catting images. It is basically a messy political rant, and there isn't anything that a future wouldn't think of in 10 minutes. --Mn-z 00:56, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Making sport exclusively of one side might appeal to...the other side. Except that it's 38 years later and most of the chapters of the Nixon Fan Club have disbanded. Spıke ¬ 01:06 17-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Concept's on board and ready to sail, execution's face down in the water, turning blue. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:22, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Subject has potential, but the article is crap. The map is the only thing that made me chuckle. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 14:46, Mar. 17, 2010
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. When "one side" and/or "the other side" represent 1/3 to 1/2 of a major country you're not going to have problems with in-jokes or vanity. Hell, that's pretty damn close to "mass appeal". Political humor is, in theory, just fine. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:17, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
I agree, and do it all the time on UnNews. But Mn-z is right, this one is a rant. Spıke ¬ 01:23 17-Mar-10

Template:Reagan's Legacy

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  • Delete. little used template. . --Mn-z 00:21, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Not bad for an "approves" template, but it looks like its real purpose is to promote a useless category and a blog no one's heard of. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:49, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. The category is useless except as canned humor (where the joke is 22 years old). Spıke ¬ 17:59 17-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Mr. Gorbachev, get rid of this cruft. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 18:22, Mar. 18, 2010
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  • Section head edited. Spıke ¬ 00:30 17-Mar-10

🔒 Pregnant H D Oldvfd

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I sort of merged the two, but there wasn't that much worth keeping in pregnant. --Mn-z 01:29, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
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Bold text to get your attention. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:25, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 :Category:Vigilance adoptees H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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Kept Sorry, I'm not convinced the people voting here (except Syndrome) knew what this cat was for. I see no reason it delete it unless we delete V week. Check "what links here" more often chaps. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:11, Mar 18

Tim Burton

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  • Delete. Wibble. Get Guildy to rewrite this or something. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:21, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Long, long sentences. No relation to reality. Spıke ¬ 11:21 17-Mar-10
  • Delete. Wretched paedo twaddle. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:47, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote What's this? What's this? There's bollocks everywhere! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 14:49, Mar. 17, 2010
  • Delete FUCK THIS SHIT!!!! FUCK IT! mAttlobster. (hello) 02:01, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
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  • There's a new user whose sole purpose seems to be to make a pocketful of tiny edits to this page. No real improvements so far, though. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:29, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
The effort of Timmytime to paddle this article sideways into acceptability slightly precedes its VFD nomination. Spıke ¬ 17:12 17-Mar-10

Category:Reagan's Legacy

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  • Delete. redundant with the better named Category:Reagan. I dislike verbose category names, as they make categorization difficult. --Mn-z 00:21, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Reagan smash! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 00:25, Mar. 17, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Yup, we only need the one. Spıke ¬ 00:27 17-Mar-10
  • A true American hero --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:59, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • How often do you get a chance to delete Reagan's legacy. Delete! Aleister in Chains 12:10 17 3 mmx
  • Delete A true American prick. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:33, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Crank that (Soulja Boy) H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Someone has specked his drink. Starts out as a clever alternative explanation for the lyrics of a popular song. (Not that I know it.) Ends with listcruft, stupidity, vulgarity, insults to the reader, and possible vandalism. Fixable. Spıke ¬ 23:04 16-Mar-10
  • Symbol keep vote Yes. We won't get anything better... probably a lot worse  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  17 Mar 2010 ~ 04:30 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Yes kinda funny and satirical article.suppose it does get deleted.i cant imagine something much better.i mean it makes its point clear about souljah boy's horrible music..Jupiterfox 17-Mar-10
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This is too damn stupid--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 21:45, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. "he was a retard" is not clever. --Mn-z 00:04, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Changed my mind. "Fixable" would require rewriting, start-to-finish. And for what? Spıke ¬ 01:29 17-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Keep that school project paper for a bit longer, though. It made me laugh out loud. --Wilytank 13:26, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
It just so happens we needed an illustration for the Read Me First page for budding cub reporters on UnNews. Spıke ¬ 16:06 17-Mar-10
  • Delete. It starts off OK but looks as if the writer got bored and ends up in the Sea of Drivel. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:45, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Yooooooouuuuuuu -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 14:47, Mar. 17, 2010
  • Delete Either delete this or give me some of Happytimes Crack. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:35, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Kept No VFD Tag. If I don't do this from time to time you buggers will forget even more... VFD tags must be added. Don't nominate again for a few weeks. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:16, Mar 18

Game:The yes or no game

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  • Delete. I clicked a game at random and whaddyaknow, it sucked. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:13, 16 Mar
  • Symbol delete vote No -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 23:47, Mar. 16, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:54 Mar 16 2010
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal The Answer is NO! --Wilytank 00:00, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 00:06, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Not Yes 01:12, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
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It looks like it was featured in 2005, can't delete that page, or is that not a page of this game? Aleister in Chains 4:37 17 3 mmx

🔒 Fisher Price (3D) H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep. Part of the in-joke. Neccessary? No. Harmless? Yes. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:06, 16 Mar
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. per above, I've seen worse. --Mn-z 23:59, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Rewrite. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:56, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep I know some of the article's history, and the three versions are so that various models of 3-D glasses will actually work on the image, but not all 3-D glasses. With the 3-D film influx likely to continue this seems, as Opty says, harmless. And an interesting addition in this form. Aleister in Chains 1:45 17 3 mmx
  • Symbol keep vote Yes. Yes. Yes.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  17 Mar 2010 ~ 04:30 (UTC)
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Kept via WTF? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:24, Mar 17

Deeryism

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Fakey religion, wibble wibble wibble. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:36, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Burn. Who is Thomas Baron Deery? This is utter nonsense and feels like a Livejournal entry.--Jtaylor1Small Egg 15:42, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Cruft about a made up religion. --Wilytank 16:00, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. "There is no telling what the future holds for [this article], but it will be interesting to see where this crazy bunch of hippy ass mofos end up." Not. Spıke ¬ 16:06 16-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 23:50, Mar. 16, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 00:05, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Uncyclopedia: The Text Adventure

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🔒 Game:SimCity H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep I was about to vote delete, but seeing that Poopy forgot to tag the page with {{VFD}} (POTR, see my note below in the comments section wherein I remind you to tag pages you nominate), I clicked edit, and there the Korean interwiki link was brought to my attention. This article is featured on the Korean Uncyclopedia, and every page is illustrated with images, which probably makes the game a lot better. Please check it out before voting. It really helps to see what's happening instead of just reading it and assuming a 12-year-old wrote it. I should be getting to bed but I'll copy the images to the English wiki tomorrow if no one beats me to it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:28, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Now that it matches the Korean Version, did it become good? --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:39, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • "Good" is subjective. I like it. I could write a Fisher-Price style retrospective about its virtues, but instead I'll sum the game up by saying it's like Sim City meets I Wanna Be The Guy meets Mr. Bean. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:27, March 11, 2010 (UTC)
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Kept Not enough to kill it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:29, Mar 17

🔒 Game:Randomness Online H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep It offers randomness online and it delivers randomness online. Not one of the selling points of Uncyclopedia, but it's complete and coherent. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:16, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • As above. Spang talk 06:23, 12 Mar 2010
  • Keep.--Naughtius Maximus Leaf F@H Woof!Za slice MeowMUN 17:48, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep 4 sur' Feature. Just looked at it for about 30 seconds and have had the biggest laughs I've had for days. Thanks for pointing me to this. Can't wait to finish typing this so I can go look at it again. Seriously. Aleister in Chains 18:51 16 3 MMX
  • Ankh smite AAAAAAAAA! My city Developed!.
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  • Comment May I request that the admins hold back on deleting this until there's a clear majority greater than the usual 5? This game is huge and it would take some time to look at it and make a fair judgement. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:57, March 10, 2010 (UTC)

Kept Not enough to kill it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:28, Mar 17

🔒 Call of Duty H D Oldvfd

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  • Well, it the Knocc Out, definition orginal baby gangster approach me like you hard, muthafucker i'mma bank ya shank ya, with my fuckin shank, if i havta Dr Dre and Snoop Doggy Dogg are fuckin actors prankstas, studio gangstas, bustas but this time yer dealin with some real muthafuckers. The Man In Black. 00:49, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:18, Mar 16

🔒 Star Trek: Series Guide H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep For a Star Trek Series Guide it seems fine and actually quite detailed, and if worked on it could only improve. I had a few laughs just skimming it. So, why? Aleister in Chains 2:06 16 3 mmx
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. savable and not totally worthless. Should get a rewrite tag. --Mn-z 01:13, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote What Mnbvcxz said. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:21, 16 March 2010
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Not too bad. You would expect an article by hardened Trekkies lovingly listing every single episode with just enough changed to claim they were practicing "humor." Spıke ¬ 01:46 16-Mar-10
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  • Delete. SEE YOUNG NIGGAS LIKE ME WILL BREAK YOU OFF SOMETHING, BUT CLAIMIN' MY CITY BOY, DRE, YOU AIN'T FROM COMPTON The Man In Black. 00:42, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:04, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:20, Mar 16

🔒 Marilyn Monroe H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • But of course, Keep Read this page long ago and it was a good piece. Now, you b*s(a%rD, I will have to go work on it. Grrrrr. But, of course, keep. Aleister in Chains 2:01 16 3 mmx
  • Symbol keep vote Obvious Keep. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:20, 16 March 2010
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. per above. --Mn-z 01:27, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Good writing that pertains to the subject. Spıke ¬ 01:47 16-Mar-10
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Needs work, but has enough to work with. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:16, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
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Kept Colin your nominations look worse than your penis. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:23, Mar 16


🔒 Religion H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. I'm a very religious person, mind you! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:14, 16 March 2010
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. not really that good, but too notable. And its sort of functioning as a portal. I think we are better off keeping it. If it doesn't exist I could see the causal reader saying, "ZOMG! they can't even make an article about relgion, this place is teh suxxors" --Mn-z 01:37, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. I hate it with a passion, but there is enough of merit in there that it could be salvaged with a decent re-write, and I'm drooling to have a go at this. Worst case - if we are going to delete this, could whoever huffs pop a copy into my namespace?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 04:47, Mar 16 2010 UTC
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete and redirect to something not so fucking retarded. The Man In Black. 00:22, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Interminable (only a problem as it has no point to make) and listy. If it doesn't exist, Mn-z, I could see the casual reader saying, "As this is a wiki, I bet I am free to write a new article on religion!" Spıke ¬ 02:00 16-Mar-10
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  • re: spike *:But, its probably going to come back worse. Maybe we should create a religion portal or something. --Mn-z 02:06, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

kept Someone clean this up please? Maybe actually make this into a portal type page with just a small introduction? Remove most of the crap, and leave lots of links to other related articles. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:31, Mar 16

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🔒 Narrative H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Weak keep I can see the method in the madness. With some cleanup, it might be decent, but I'm afraid that reading it might still be too much like work. --Mn-z 01:29, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
It was a lot like work. Taking ten paragraphs to, ultimately, define Narrative by illustration, is clever but a waste of time. Belongs in a different namespace unless it gets a lot funnier. Spıke ¬ 12:49 12-Mar-10
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  • Delete. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 20:07, March 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Category:Rambling. Spıke ¬ 20:59 11-Mar-10
  • Delete...OK I get it writer. You know this is crap so why bother writing all this down and posting it in the Limp Sprinkler of Unknowledge known as Uncyclopedia? A true appreciation of your work can be found down the hall by the shit chute known as Encyclopedia Dramatica...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:03, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Quite boring --Wilytank 16:08, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Slurp!,Slurp!, Gag!,Gag! --Roman Dog Bird 20:17, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Don't forget the {{VFD}} tag. Spıke ¬ 20:59 11-Mar-10
Yeah, thanks someone for adding it. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 15:44, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
My good man, they are clipping their coupons. Spıke ¬ 20:39 12-Mar-10

Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:27, Mar 16

Bob le chat

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete.The Chi go down to the ang, when the Pi go see the po after the Li saw mi but the Wa was at the bou.--Count of Monkey Crisco 23:06, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 23:13, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Zût alors! Always-endearing English-as-a-Second-Language ("People in glass houses shouldn't through parties") but this is essentially a sandbox, periodically begging the reader to keep going. Spıke ¬ 23:30 15-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 23:47, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:01, 16 March 2010
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Champion of the Polar Arts

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Yugo Hugo II

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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. There's plenty of room on VFD. If you deem something VFD ready don't suggest it, take the shot. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:04, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Yugo Hugo III

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Longer but still utterly atrocious. Paragraphs that end mid-sentence indicate an article abandoned in late 2006. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:46, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote woke up to find a prostitute in his Like father, like son. Spıke ¬ 19:57 15-Mar-10
  • Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 21:53, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 23:44, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Because I'm a mean bastard. --2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage 00:23, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Chad H T D Oldvfd

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🔒 Administrators H D Oldvfd

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Redirected MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:28, Mar 14

United States Army

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This vote is not at all biased in any way. Really. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 21:37, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. A dumb article. There are hundreds of people in the US Army that could write a clever satire based on the US Army--I've seen a couple pieces here from the US Air Force--and a couple may know about Uncyclopedia. Start over. Spıke ¬ 22:42 13-Mar-10
  • pooooooooooooooop --Roman Dog Bird 22:48, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 23:00, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal Defeat. --Wilytank 00:07, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete This is just fucked. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:25, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete If this is "Be all you can be", we're fucked. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 13:28, Mar. 14, 2010
  • Completely redundant Symbol delete vote Delete vote. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:33, 14 March 2010
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  • Not having been there, let me tell you about the US Army: It is widely understood that the best way to ensure success is to requisition equipment that you don't need, in order to trade it for stuff that you need desperately but your superiors would never approve. The only way to defeat the enemy is to interpret your orders creatively, deny receiving them, or deliberately disregard them once you have an airtight excuse. There is a small chance that your career as an officer may be ruined by Congressional inquiry or internal scapegoating. And that you will die taking a hill while diplomats are negotiating to give it back. There is a large chance of becoming a hero by disobeying orders to complete a mission, provided you complete the mission. This is all well-known, dead-serious, and yet tons funnier than our current article. Spıke ¬ 17:31 14-Mar-10

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  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:33, 13 Mar
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Utterly no way to tell where the vandalism ends and the article begins. Spıke ¬ 22:45 13-Mar-10
  • LOL TWILIGHT LOL nigger shit fuck cock --Roman Dog Bird 22:53, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 22:58, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote ahaha get it? Twilight sucks? omg how original!!11!11 —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 08:07, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Writing articles while drunk H D Oldvfd

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  • Keep I'm embarrassed to say that despite the complete lack of most redeeming qualities, I did find this amusing. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:22, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep For sure, I found it very funny. And the concept should exist in at least one article on Uncy. Feature. (I've already done did my mandatory vote-for-save edits) Aleister in Chains 13:34 14 3 mmx
added pics, more edits. If saved maybe rename "HowTo:Write articles while drunk" or "Sober is for pussies", or,betrest yet "HowTo:Write articles while drunk sober is for pussies". Al de'Chain, a few minutes later
  • Symbol keep vote Keep.Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 17:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Ankh smite Feature! I can easily see why this had to be done. After all, inebriation is hilarious...if it's not you. --Wilytank 18:20, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:15, 13 Mar
  • Symbol delete vote A no-brainer. Similar to Narrative in illustrating by doing, but this one lacks any redeeming qualities, and can't be so bad it's good because of the ease of re-creating one like it. Spıke ¬ 21:23 13-Mar-10 Rescinded. Thanks, Aleister. It's still crap but it made me laugh. Spıke ¬ 17:34 14-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. & redirect to The fact that you don't want a poodle --Mn-z 21:39, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Lame. --Roman Dog Bird 23:21, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
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  • You do know that one of our most popular articles, in terms of out of-wiki-notability, was written by an inebriated author? That sort of ruins the concept of making fun of drunken editing.--Mn-z 16:27, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
How about renaming it HowTo:Write articles while extremely drunk Aleister in Chains 16:48 pi day

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  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:13, 13 Mar
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Rambling and themeless. Spıke ¬ 21:24 13-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 22:55, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 23:23, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete Some of it did raise a smile, but it's too much of a mess.mAttlobster. (hello) 13:24, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Delete. I don't want to go on deletion crusade against specific active authors. However, this one is particularly bad. It consists mainly of human-on-cartoon sex (both straight and gay) and references to the deleted Mama Luigi. --Mn-z 15:19, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
If you're not up for a crusade, I suppose Minerva Mink and Amy Winehouse can breathe easy. Spıke ¬ 17:40 13-Mar-10
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  • re: spike's comment They are both "weak", and if they were the creations of a retired user or ip, I'd probably go ahead and nom them on VFD. However, I'm afraid that nominating all of them might scare away the author. And, its our policy assume that writers will probably get better as they become more familiar with our standards of humor and get the silliness out of their systems. If we only nom the author's worst articles, it will hopefully send him a signal that his writing system needs improvement without scaring him off the wiki. --Mn-z 21:50, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
My only remaining hope for Jupiterfox (see my comment on Pineapple titties below) is that he meet up with Storytime and that the meeting results in a magical transformation of both of them into their literary opposites. Spıke ¬ 22:51 13-Mar-10
Come on Spike, Storytime ain't that bad. He wrote HowTo:Rescue A Princess, and if not for that huge list in the middle, it'd be a relatively good article. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:05, 14 March 2010
Sorry; I don't know what he's written; only that he was on the Forum complaining about how the rest of us are all so wicked smahht. Spıke ¬ 17:38 14-Mar-10
  • look spike ill tell yuo the truth.i can actually write pretty well.when it comes to academic writing,my content is A+ material.itS just that i dont think humor and comedy should be that intelligent.i simply have a silly and random sense of humor.im cant change my literary style cause i enjoy what i write and find it funny.now if that dosent fit on here,than so be it.ill just keep doing what im doing.in terms of improving writing so i can keep stuff on here, i could partner up with serious writers so i can have somehting that fits on here betterJupiterfox March 13, 2010 (UTC)
You can always do that, and there are many organized ways here of helping that to happen. What I was suggesting is that you partner up with a writer we've found of equal unseriousness, just to see what the result is! Spıke ¬ 19:11 14-Mar-10

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  • Delete. at first I was like, "this is bad enough to be turned into an inside joke." But after thinking about it, its very nearly cyberbullying, and brings up "bad memories". I replaced to names in the "Parody Film" section to get rid of the blatant references a specific user and the drama relating to his leaving the wiki. But even if that section was deleted entirely, I think the concept/page name was too much reference in itself to old drama. --Mn-z 15:04, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. The writer forgot he was supposed to be writing for a humour website instead of a pornowiki. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:42, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote kinky,lesbian,cum filled,exotic. Spıke ¬ 17:32 13-Mar-10
  • Delete. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 21:02, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. As I noted in the comments when the article was created "Dammit, Jupiterfox" --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:29, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
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mm'kay the article came off as cyberbullying but i was really trying to acknoledge (that user who made slappys angels) i mean i didnt say (that user)sucked dick or anything.i actually liked his writing.i apologize for the cyberbully issue but thats not what i was intending.Jupiterfox

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. ya know this article was funny.good luck finding a man with those kinds of breasts.although having them can be useful.you can have youurself a nice glass of juice any time you want.TITTTIESSSSS. Jupiterfox 02:59, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
You need to talk to master Storytime in the Forum. Spıke ¬ 12:50 13-Mar-10
  • Keep I didn't find that much wrong with keeping it on the site, probably thousands of other worse than this. And the thought of anyone fondling Margaret Thatcher's breasts is funny to me. Keeping to my personal policy I'll go put in a few minutes work on it. Aleister in Chains 15:17 13 3 mmx
Ok, I think it's working out pretty well. Come on in and join the, ah, fun? Al 15:59 13 3 mmx
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. per the fix-ication. --Mn-z 23:20, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Wolfox4777's other oeuvre. It has a theme, but it's not about anything. Spıke ¬ 02:50 13-Mar-10 Rescinded but not Keep; making love to Mr. Margaret Thatcher is still double-Ew! And why does a group of scientists have a name, anyway? Spıke ¬ 23:39 13-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 02:56, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 05:29, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Not filthy enough. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:50, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Once again you stinks at links, good sir, your confidence in your ability to use uncyclopedia markup vastly outstrips your actual ability to use uncyclopedia markup, a problem further exacerbated by your failure to check whether or not your intended computer code was valid in achieving your desired results. Additionally a game would best be reviewed from the start as to maintain the writer's suggested context and to allow a more fair judgment by potential reviewers instead of disrupting narrative progress. Make sure the link clicks properly before you nom something. I fixed it for you. The start of the game is in the main link.
All the related branches of the game are in this link here.
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  • And you, guvnor, are lacking in the finer arts of discourse. When gentlemen such as ourselves happen upon an allegation of poor quality leveled against an individual page, we consider the allegation to impugn upon that page alone and not said page's family, friends or distinguished social clubs. As such, until established precedent has been overthrown in a formal court of law, we will have to reach a gentlemen's agreement on how to approach the subject. (However, I would like to thank you for addressing my error in which I referred to said page with the incorrect title. I do hope that my grievous error was not inferred to be disrespect.) --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:18, March 11, 2010 (UTC)

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  • Delete. Untouched, apart from a category added by MadMax, since June 2006. Oh - and not very good. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:39, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:44, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. For once written by someone who is possibly likes Brancaster except all the newcomers. Still, this is poorly executed and deserves removal.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:47, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Well-written, but it's essentially a stubby rant. And the topic--conflict between long-time residents and new arrivals--is hardly specific to there. Spıke ¬ 17:31 13-Mar-10
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  • Delete. I was expecting an article about sodomy and/or defecation. I was disappointed. --Mn-z 02:30, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. So too, probably, was the guy who remarkably put this in Category:Anatomy. Wolfox4777 (who left us on 14-Aug-06) thereby learned how to code an article. Otherwise, worthless. Spıke ¬ 02:46 13-Mar-10 post-edited
  • It's ass MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:53, Mar 13
  • Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 05:32, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Buttpoop.--Count of Monkey Crisco 13:07, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
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