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Banhammer

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🔒 Objectivity H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • In {{ScientologySeries}}, which incorrectly contains "Objectivism," if you click on it, you incorrectly get "Objectivity." Mr. N. provided an illustration, but didn't win me over by captioning it, "What a total load of shit this diagram is." Spıke ¬  20:51 5-Feb-10
Well bugger me. I may have been "sleep editing" or something... Heck if I remember that... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:19, Feb 5
  • I am repairing this. If it is not too late, please move this into my userspace, as about 20% of the old material is keepable. If not, I will recreate it in a couple days with a new change history. Spıke ¬  00:35 6-Feb-10
  • Article now there is a replacement. Spıke ¬  02:20 6-Feb-10

The Misfits

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Nintendo

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  • Symbol keep vote The Older Versions are better You should check the article history and revert to a better version. It look liked some IPs and other vandals got a hold of this page and ruined it. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 06:59, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • As I said, I did check the history - it looked to me like some IPs helpfully replaced the horrible prior versions with something that was, unfortunately, just as bad. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:38, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
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Symbol delete vote Delete.. Could be attempted later, but this is awful now.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:30, February 6, 2010 (UTC)

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Officer Jenny

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Bland, cliche'd pokecruft. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 23:40, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote She's a slut! "These are the crimes either they may have stopped or failed to stop." Are we sure this doesn't merit a Category? Spıke ¬  00:15 5-Feb-10
  • Not funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:19, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Why do the kids come here to write drivel/rubbish/crap? Can't they just go away and stick to their consoles?? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:22, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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King DeDeDe

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  • No. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:32, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Weak delete The writing is competent. The animations are tedious. The list is huge and unnecessary, but easily corrected. Unfortunately, if the above easy repairs were effected, the article would still be about nothing more than a character from the Kirby video game from Nintendo. Spıke ¬  19:48 4-Feb-10
  • Lose it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:20, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Take a crap idea and polish into a shining turd which is what this is basically. Waste of everyone's time. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:24, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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All Heaven Team

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  • Delete. Just a glance at this, with all the red links, the lists and the random namedropping, should be all you need to make your vote. It gets no better. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:34, Feb 4
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Dice-based sports simulations have existed for two decades before Fantasy Football. There is no need to write an Uncyclopedia article on the outcome of the match in your basement. Spıke ¬  15:32 4-Feb-10
  • Delete. For some reason, I was expecting a picture of angels in lingerie. Now I'm bitter with disappointment. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:46, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Band name. Sports team name. Celebrity name 19:56, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. That was worse than the Bud bowl. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:48, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Yesterday, I added to UN:HTBFANJS#Avoid Stagnant Jokes a subsection on Stagnant Themes. One item, God-versus-Satan, would have been a red flag for the author of this article. Spıke ¬  15:32 4-Feb-10

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  • Delete. Ohboy. How's about you just trust me when I say you don't wanna read all of this? No? OK - I tried. This sucks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:31, Feb 4
  • Symbol delete vote how the fuck cares I didn't trust you. But much of the stuff that doesn't look like a list is list-cruft. Spıke ¬  15:27 4-Feb-10
  • Delete. This is about the eighteenth such article we've deleted: reasonably good anime, utterly incompetent "satire." Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:47, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. I am surprised anyone has read past the first sentence. I tried. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:17, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Rule #1 --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:59, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Niazi

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  • Delete. Pointless, not funny. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:46, Feb 4
  • Delete. Not funny and rather pointless. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:06, Feb 4
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. "Annoy[s me] into utter (or udder?) submission." Hey, that's a pun!!! (Which is like a joke! Do yaks have udders?) Spıke ¬  13:22 4-Feb-10
  • Delete. Random: I suspect vanity. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:48, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Runny. Stream of piss. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:15, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Melon Woman

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  • Delete. Whiff of vanity. Far stronger whiff of pointless and unfunny. Judge Dredd? --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:41, Feb 4
  • Delete This was one of those where I started to try and fix it, but realised there would not be enough left to make it worth the bother... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:05, Feb 4
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. If a made-up history of the strange old woman in the produce market isn't welcome at Uncyclopedia, where can it go??? Spıke ¬  13:18 4-Feb-10
  • Bad and unlikely to get better. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:48, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • H8 --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:12, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Laba

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  • Delete. Sorry, what? Oh, something to do with wanking. That's rarely edited and not linked to. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:38, Feb 4
  • Labia Not that any of us would know what one of those was... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:59, Feb 4
  • Symbol delete vote Pussy! Not sure he means "labia." More likely he ran out of things to say after two paragraphs and the only funny thing he could think of was wanking. A classmate of mine in second grade, perhaps dyslexic, once labeled a map of the Americas with "Cuda" and, as the intro mentions Eastern Europe, this guy may be referring to the "Lada" vehicle. Spıke ¬  13:16 4-Feb-10
  • Shit. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:49, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Faecal. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:13, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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King Roof Ba Goof

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  • Delete. Pointless random wibble. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:33, Feb 4
  • Delete. Random, wibble which appears pointless. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:55, Feb 4
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This wibbly randomness has no point. Spıke ¬  13:08 4-Feb-10
  • HTBSANJF. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:49, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Wibble. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:54, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Justice Society Reunion Tour

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  • Delete. Created in 2007. No edits since. Not linked. Short. Sucks. You know the score. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:32, Feb 4
  • Delete. Yes. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:53, Feb 4
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. If, as the intro tells us, only 65 people saw the tour, "(who were either gay, losers, or had no life)," then who is going to read this listy stub? Spıke ¬  13:05 4-Feb-10
  • I was hoping this article on the "Justice Society" would be about gay people and Dr. Phil. I wasn't disappointed. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:21, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Space waster of an article. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:29, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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LAO

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  • Delete. ICU escapist form 2007. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:35, Feb 4
  • Delete. Well it's not really changed since the ICU naughtiness, so... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:57, Feb 4
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Why have LAO stand for "Lesbians and Ottomans Club" unless you are trying to build an article around an illustration? The three paragraphs are strange but nowhere near funny. Spıke ¬  13:11 4-Feb-10
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🔒 Game:Page :P H Tag Oldvfd not actually kept though...

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  • Keep I don't really care about this, but I just want to point out that it was created January 2009. It's not exactly new. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 09:28, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
    And this matters why? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:02, Feb 4
    Because the problem is more deep-rooted than a runaway IP a couple of weeks ago. The entire Game namespace is a mess. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:27, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Delete. No score and eleven days ago, an IP pooped out this shit. Is 11 days too old for QVFD? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:48, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Oh, no. You can't put something onto QVFD if it's older than 7 days unless it's an author request or there has been maintenance template abuse, or whatever else it says on the page... *Cough* Thing is... It's a whole game with lots of pages... Um. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:26, Feb 3
  • Delete. And everything that goes along with it. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:37, 3 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote Then let's get started. Agree to: "And everything that goes along with it." Didn't read 'em and am not going to. Spıke ¬  23:58 3-Feb-10
  • D-: --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 02:01, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Balleted! The only good thing on the page is the YouTube Video and that has no merit here if the rest of the article is crap. I also looked at What Links to that page and it won't hurt any of the articles that it links too. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 05:18, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Although wow, that's gonna take some getting rid of. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:02, Feb 4
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  • Holy fucking crap, MrN, I hadn't realized that. There are like 350 pages to this game. I clicked on about ten of them and they're mainly one-liners like "Kirby eats you and poops you out and now you're poop." VFD is absolutely not up to this task: it takes ten times as long to nominate one of these pages as it does to write it. If we're going to rid ourselves of this shit, we may need to ask special permission from the Jew. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:51, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
    • Lol. Well, I would like to see a link to each page which we are talking about deleting on this page. We could group them together under one vote. We have done that before for large groups of pages which have a similar level of pants. Oh, I see... You have gone to ask "The Jew". What is this Casino? Oh, right. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:57, Feb 4
      • THE JEW APPROVES. I always wanted to say that ~Jewriken.GIF 10:16, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

  • HANG ON THEN!!! THERE IS NO POINT DELETING THIS PAGE YET! When someone puts up a list of links which they want voted on which is related to this page I will close this vote, and then we can vote on the new multiple page nomination. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:06, Feb 4
Well, I think your list of links is Category:The game, except Game:Pokemon (Pirated Engrish Verison)/Main Game, The Game, and The infinite paradox. Put another way, I think your list of links is Special:Prefixindex/Game:Page, plus Game:Game.
At some point, we should also discuss the fate of Game:Game Online. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:45, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

Something or other happened It did. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:00, Feb 4

Peruvian slang

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. The lists are funnier now than they were when I moved them here from Peru. Spıke ¬  21:19 30-Jan-10 rescinded Spıke ¬  13:27 4-Feb-10
  • Symbol keep vote Keep., but weak I think this isn't that awful. Lists are not great, but since we ven have a whole section dedicated to lists. (And before anyone says anything, I'm just using that to show that lists won't kill anyone) HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 19:16, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keepish I always enjoy reading about Spanish curse words. But I'm just selfish like that. :P —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 22:37, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Hey look, it's an article made up entirely of lists. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:29, 30 Jan
Hey! what happened to, "I suppose it's not really hurting anyone"? Spıke ¬  22:10 31-Jan-10
Lists hurt my soul. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:57, 2 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This would be great if it was less listy and had more content (maybe a picture); perhaps a bit about the history of Peruvian slang or a dissection of it (regional differences, lingual influences, etc.)? As it is now, I just don't see it having any redeeming quality, but it has the potential to be a keeper if it gets its shit together and gets a job. Also, nobody cares about Peruvian slang. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 11:03 Jan 31 2010
  • :7D --Roman Dog Bird 23:54, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Not very good. Could theoretically be funny if you are familiar with Peruvian slang, but if you are why would you look for a translation?--Count of Monkey Crisco 16:14, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. This would be great if it wasn't listy crap. But it's listy crap. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:17, Feb 3
  • Delete Which is normally what happens when people try to make an article out of a list from another page. Maybe put it back? Not funny to me, but if you speak the language maybe it is. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:15, Feb 4
I have e-mail yesterday from Lima confirming that this is a laugh riot to bilingual Peruvians. That's about as good as it will get. I have a private copy in case I see a way to make a glossary funny, which, with props to EMC, will include neither illustrations nor new material on etymology or dialects. Put it back? No, Peru is doing much better without its lists. The handwriting was on the wall last December when MadMax reorganized this entire article beneath a new Section 1. Lists Spıke ¬  13:27 4-Feb-10
  • Weak delete. Arguably funny to Spanish speakers, but this is the English-language Uncyclopedia. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:53, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 UnNews:Revolutionary 4-stroke engine runs on screaming H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:08, Feb 4

Super Mario 128

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Rosalinaism

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  • Keep. This is the best religion ever invented.rosalina is sexy,i will worship her gladly. jupiterfox 25:02, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
    What is wrong with you?? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:29, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
    Are you sure that what comes out of your dick when you beat off is sperm cells and not brain cells? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:41 Feb 4 2010
  • Symbol heart vote Love! Please don't judge me. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:27, 4 February 2010
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  • Delete. An IP wrote this a few months ago. To my eyes, it appears to be patent nonsense. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:02, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete to counter Jupiterfox's vote. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:35, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Though, the Mario chicks are hot. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:42, 3 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Let's create a religion and see how long we can talk extemporaneously about it. Intro combines encyclopedia clichés, weasel words, and nonsense numbers. But Opty is right about the hot illustration. Spıke ¬  23:53 3-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote De-1337 Shit like this probably makes the highly intelligent alien race that monitors our intrawebs to assess our species think that humanity's existence is a fucking waste. It makes me think that anyways. Fucking kill it. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:41 Feb 4 2010
  • Delete. This is the best religion ever invented.rosalina is sexy,i will worship her gladly. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 01:44, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. On the grounds that I think there is vanity in here as well.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:15, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
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Super Mario Bros. 3

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  • Delete. No introduction, bad lede, listcruft. Worthless. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:05, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Shit. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:45, 3 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Dreadful. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:07, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. All of the above. Spıke ¬  00:08 4-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. The author is apparently a fucking PRICK who is obsessed with Italian plumbers discovering the joys of masturbation. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:35 Feb 4 2010
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Dr. Mario

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  • Delete. At first glance, I thought this one looked a little better than the others, but then I read it. It's really bad. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:54, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • It's really really bad. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:38, 3 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote It's awful! Spıke ¬  00:10 4-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!11!1one11 --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:42 Feb 4 2010
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Luigi

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  • Keep.i think the rewritee was working .people actually kept adding to the mama luigi content..that may be because people enjoy looking at the "furry" picture and like MAMA LUIGI.she is pretty likable. .jupiterfox 23:00, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Speaking as a furry, even I think that picture is pointless and out of place in this page. This is a cruft heap. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:08, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Delete. A bunch of Jupiterfox "Mama Luigi" shit. I checked to see if it was better before Jupiterfox showed up on the scene. It was not. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:52, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Yea. I had a look also. Mostly cos I never trusted this "Hyperbole" character or whoever he claims to be... I can't see any humour here, and that rewrite tag appears to not be working. Probably cos the article needs a totally fresh start which we can get by deleting it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:21, Feb 3
  • Yeah, that sucked. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:38, 3 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:48, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
Weegeemind

Sadly, this comic makes more sense than the above article

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  • um notice that the page says "rewrite".the article invited people to change things they didnt like.its not just my content.there is stuff other users made.there was somebody who made the article before me.i just addeded stuff.jupiterfox 23:00, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Dude, I'm not sure what your point is. I suggest you vote. That's what we do here on Vote For Deletion... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:21, Feb 3

Apple wheat

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  • Delete. Starts with the same your mom joke twice. Gets no better. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:24, Feb 3
  • Delete. Your mom. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:51, Feb 3
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Author is going to hurt himself straining so hard to say things about apple wheat. The photo caption that admits that the photo doesn't relate is fatal. Spıke ¬  15:13 3-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This is so inaccurate, everyone knows Namekians are hermaphrodites. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:51, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Borgen

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Brian Baker

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CITV

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Crêpe Day

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  • Delete. So, you and your friends have a little tradition. You create a page about it on Wikipedia. It gets deleted 3 times. So you bring it to Uncyclopedia, where it sits un-noticed and un-funny for several years. You've probably forgotten about it by now, and won't miss it when it gets deleted for the vanity it essentially is. Right? --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:21, Feb 3
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. That sums it up. Spıke ¬  13:39 3-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Nobody gives a crêpe. By the way, the reason for deletion should be given as "patent nonsense" in respect to their traditions. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:12, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • LOL!!! --Roman Dog Bird 22:02, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep if I were Socky, because User:CrepeCloak's girlfriend is actually pretty cute in that picture. Delete, as I am not Socky. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:11, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Eid ul-Fitr

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  • Delete. "To ensure you do not feel bored while reading this article, this section ends here." Too late. This has been here since 2007 and yet is not linked from anywhere, which shows you how many people care about it. And it's not fucking funny. I'm sure there will be someone who says this is not that bad, but it's just dullsville that goes nowhere and doesn't even do it in style. Seriously - get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:05, Feb 3
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. And overtly offensive to Muslims without being funny doing so. Spıke ¬  13:43 3-Feb-10
  • Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 22:05, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Your political agenda may kindly remove itself from my comedy site. Let's have less Islam-bashing and more dick jokes. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:12, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. I would vote keep if only it was a little more offensive to Muslims. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:35, 3 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Per Opty, not offensive enough. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:37, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
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Princess Peach

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  • Keep Well I found a version which might be a bit better than a lot of this other carp... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:26, Feb 3
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  • Delete. Incoherent, collaboratively-edited garbage. Largely about rape. Every version in the history seems to be mostly about the exploits of her cartoon vagina. Yawn. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:48, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:02, 3 Feb
  • Delete. What's all about? Even if I knew this is a pudding of tripe, or a Puddle of Mudd. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:12, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Ultimate cleansing sex. Brett the Hitman Hart. Rape. Etc etc. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:31, Feb 3
  • Symbol delete vote She's a slut! I always knew it. Merits an addition to UN:HTBFANJS. Spıke ¬  13:51 3-Feb-10
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New Super Mario Bros.

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  • Delete. There's no fucking jokes in this article. I'm not convinced that a bunch of eight-year-olds didn't just mistake us for Wikipedia. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:51, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:02, 3 Feb
  • Mario and Luigi both have AIDS Although there are some lines which are worse... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:28, Feb 3
  • Delete. Crap idea,crap execution,statutory gay/aids joke and a dreadful list. In other words, standard obliteration fodder. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:09, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Petey Piranha

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  • Delete and redirect to Dungeons Inc. which, amazingly, isn't vomit-inducingly terrible. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:46, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Do what Hype said. Or don't. Either way is good. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:01, 3 Feb
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:42, Feb 3
  • Delete. Kiddie Krap. If written by an adult, you ought to be ashamed for this dire drivel. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:16, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Koopa Troopa

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  • Delete. Red links and Street Fighter 2. Color me impressed. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:44, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:00, 3 Feb
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:11, Feb 3
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Blipheads. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:13, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.. If the author had just emptied his bowels instead it would have been more coherent than this Randumbo. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:19, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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King Boo

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  • Delete. Something about a poor-quality joke and something about gay sex. We are not amused. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:43, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:00, 3 Feb
  • Delete. Wow. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:07, Feb 3
  • Delete. If I hadn't read this I wouldn't have known America is racist to spooks which is a new one to file away. Otherwise, it needs to be disconnected and deleted. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:24, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Eazy-E

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  • Delete. Somehow, this article on a famous rapper is actually entirely about Mama Luigi. It's so incredibly bad that if I were an admin, I would slap a 24-hour ban on anyone voting keep. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:40, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. He died of AIDS you know. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:59, 2 Feb
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:06, Feb 3
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. As soon as you mentioned "Mama Luigi" I suspected the foul taint of User:Jupiterfox. Curse you Jupiterfox! --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:10, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Some articles are just bad but this takes it to a new low. Horribly written and possibly deliberately so. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:30, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Bowser Koopa

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  • To Hyper: Because admins don't have checkuser and our staffer hates "sock hunts". MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:49, Feb 2
    Are you telling me that you believe all this "Bowser loves to rape Princess Peach and Princess Daisy" shit is one specific sick bastard? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:54, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
    I do hope so. There can't be that many people that retarded. Well, maybe it's not all one guy, but most of it might be. Who knows... As OptyC says... Don't sweat it. Let's just huff the fuckers.... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:03, Feb 3

Bob-omb

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  • Delete. It has recently come to my attention that writing about Mario on Uncyclopedia is tightly correlated with mental retardation. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:37, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:58, 2 Feb
  • Delete. After a second look this can go... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:34, Feb 3
  • Delete. Another manure pile. Not good for the roses. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:37, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Princess Daisy

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Undead

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I recommend you learn what an UN:ICU tag is. Also read the Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy. Cos you didn't ;-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:33, Feb 1
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  • I don't know who HELPME is, but in his first few votes during today's sojourn with us, he broke the formatting of the surrounding table 3 out of 5 times. Spıke ¬  23:43 31-Jan-10
Shit. How did I do that? >.< HELPME 23:56, January 31, 2010 (UTC)HELPME
Again: I don't know you. So I won't state my theory. Spıke ¬  00:58 1-Feb-10
  • HELPME, that's mighty white of you to volunteer to put a tag on the article so that someone else can save it. Me, when I think an article is saveable, and the vote is 0-3, I just jump in. It is tougher than just offering opinions; but why not get started and show us what you've got. Spıke ¬  22:32 1-Feb-10
Hey now...he hasn't even been here for a month. Of course he's not gonna get a few things around here. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 22:35, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
Thanks. But he has a point. I'm turning into a critic. Ah well, I could try. I need to write something and it would be easier than writing a full article. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 22:38, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
I just realized something: I have NO contributable humor on the subject, so I guess I might as well vote delete now =/

I just think that an article should stay if people that have ideas for it can fix it. And there's a good chance someone here does. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 22:45, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

People with ideas can fix any article. I have given you a couple at Talk:Undead. Get to work! Spıke ¬  22:50 1-Feb-10
Or you could move it into your userspace so you can work on it unsolicited. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 22:51, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
That would be a great idea if I knew how...

Also, I'm Copy and Pasting this into comments so we don't get blocked for being off-topic. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 22:57, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

Okay, I'll move it for you. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:03, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
And you won't get blocked for picking up and carrying off an article in the middle of VFD? Spıke ¬  23:07 1-Feb-10

(Block log); 23:07 . . MrN9000 (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Pelargonium (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 hours (Welcome to VFD. Sorry to be an arse, but I need to make my point. Until the vote is closed (by an admin) do not fuck with it. Thank you.)

So anyway... If you want to have a deleted article moved to user space do something like this...
That way the closing admin has a big red link which they hopefully should spot, and move the article for you. If they miss it, and just delete the page without moving then feel free to badger them on their talk page... It's far better and less people get banned. If it's any consolation Pelargonium, the last person to get blocked for this just won Writer of the Year. ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:32, Feb 1
Okay...I'm not..*sniff*...sad.../me runs away cryingPaizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 01:41, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

Deleted and moved to userspace as requested User:HELPME/Undead‎. This needs to be changed A LOT before it's moved back... After all the fuss I do hope the rewrite promised is done... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:46, Feb 2

Adult Swim

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Barney Hitler

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. So the joke is Hitler as a gassy, flatulent drunk. It's a bit thin on concept and a lot thin on execution. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:49, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Gross. See below under ten-year-olds on the Short Bus. Spıke ¬  21:05 31-Jan-10
  • Delete. Belched out by someone who still thinks blowing out the ascending bass note from his trousers is the height of sophistication. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:56, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • lolololol --Roman Dog Bird 23:46, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
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UnNews:Barney the Dinosaur aquitted of murder!

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. The old cliché incarnate. Even UnNews need minimal standards. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:25, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - 'Barney is evil' sure was funny in fourth grade. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 15:46, Feb. 1, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. It still is, evidently, if you still are. Unremarkable piece of Teletubby-cruft. What tips my balance: the misspelling in the title. Spıke ¬  16:11 1-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.. Lemme guess, Tinkywinkyisgay again. If not, it still sucks. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 19:09, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Musicology H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep. I like the idea and obvious allusion to Scientology. Current stuff here isn't very good but a rewrite tag might be more appropriate. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:04, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep/Rewrite. Per above. Good concept; childish execution, starting with encyclopedia/weasel clichés in the intro ("highly controversial...has attracted criticism from various groups"). Article strings together random memes and similes, does return to Scientology from time to time, but doesn't have a theme. I'll copy-edit it if it's kept but don't know enough about Scientology for the Save. Spıke ¬  16:18 1-Feb-10
  • Keep and I'll help in a rewrite. Musical L. Ron, Aleister in Chains19:02 1 Feb. MMX
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  • LisaKachold, whose initial Obnosis was partly motivated by a past struggle with the Scientologists over ownership of the word, knows them well enough to attempt the save in her userspace. Spıke ¬  18:48 1-Feb-10 PS--Seems Aleister in Chains may assist. Spıke ¬  19:06 1-Feb-10
I put up a construction tag on the page, anyone else want to play on a rewrite? Aleister in Chains 19:27 1 Feb. MMX

Kept construction tag is ONLY for new articles. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:29, Feb 1

Conrad Burns

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This is junk. There was a senator named Conrad Burns who severed in Montana but There's not enough to make an uncyclopedia article work, unless you consider "Has the same last name as a Simpsons' character" to be enough joke to hold the page together.--Count of Monkey Crisco 23:07, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
What did he sever? Were they able to reattach it? Spıke ¬  22:08 31-Jan-10
He severed my leg, and that's why I chase the white whale obsessively across the Atlantic Ocean. This much cruft and substandard page construction must be contagious. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:10, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
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I follow U.S. politics very closely and the massive accomplishments of Sen. Burns totally escaped me. Spıke ¬  23:39 31-Jan-10
Yes yes, I know. I just don't think you really need to know exactly what he did, just a small background. But it's really just my opinion. HELPME 23:58, January 31, 2010 (UTC)HELPME
Upon further review, Burns is not the junior senator, but was. Voters chucked him out, largely for the ties to influence-buying Jack Abramoff that the tedious Section 2 documents. The "small background" required to underpin humor at Burns's expense is not "small," it is an entire, unfunny article as some Montanan takes shots at his Senator, as should have been done in Wikipedia. Finally, Burns is not balding and there is no basis for the morph to the set of the Simpsons. Epic fail. Please accept this total rebuttal gracefully and flip your vote so we can finish plowing this one under. Spıke ¬  18:03 1-Feb-10
Oh, damn. I'll get to changing it now. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 19:11, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

Let's try and keep the comments in the "comments" box. Well a bit anyway. No "Keep" votes, so DELETE... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:33, Feb 1

Agree; HELPME flipped his vote and didn't take my rebuttal with him. Spıke ¬  20:12 1-Feb-10
I...I suck a lot, don't I? ;___; HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 20:37, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
That will probably make you very popular around here. Read the deletion policy and you will be popular with me ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:40, Feb 1

I will be very popular for my sucky sucky, but only for five dorrah. Oh and I just re-read it. Also, we're off-topic! Oh ta noes! HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 20:45, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

Homer Sanchez

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🔒 Everything%3Dcake H Tag Oldvfd

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Point is, no one is going to go looking for Everything=cake, whereas two articles have been identified in this vote that do the same thing and do it better. Spıke ¬  00:31 1-Feb-10
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Furby

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  • Sucks. --Roman Dog Bird 21:26, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Meh. I saw the picture of the Nazi Furby and didn't bother reading any further. Also, RDB's still a cunt. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:29, 29 Jan
  • Delete - Random, namedroppy, badly written, generally has that VFD feeling to it. Originally a stub written in Uncyc's early years, which is noteable because those are presumably extinct. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 02:36, Jan. 31, 2010
  • Delete. A trudging bore of an article. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:57, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Per RDB. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:37, Feb 1
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  • Two days ago, I received a request from AnonIP to rewrite this article; along with two others that were not even on VFD. Unfortunately, I slept right through the Furby craze and thus abstained from this vote. The requestor claimed to be "TinkyWinkyIsGay" and, although it is technically improper to receive a request from someone who is in the middle of serving out a ban, I gave him one of three, rescuing The Rescuers. Am still abstaining here, as Furby seems to be a non-notable article about a notable product that I never noted. Spıke ¬  23:21 31-Jan-10

My Immortal

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  • Keep. There's something strangely appropriate about a page on the worst fan fiction ever being the worst Uncyclopedia page ever. In fact, maybe you should revert it to the worst version you can find. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:06, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Must. Vote. Delete. Ah, fuck it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:21, 29 January 2010
  • Symbol keep vote Strong keep If you've been around the internet a bit, you'd see that the article is a parody of the way Tara Gillesby wrote the actual fanfic. Granted, we aren't ED, but it's keepable in my opinion. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 21:50, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep. My vote may not worth anything, but the subject of the article, being the worst fanfic ever made, its too good to let it vanish forever. There are things that indeed should be edited though... Falconfly 22:55, 29 January 2010
  • Keep. if u dont den ur a prep or a poser! But seriously, I've seen worse crap around here. Harpier
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  • Delete. I've reverted it to the best version I could find. Seriously. This is the best this has ever been. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:51, 29 Jan
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:01, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 19:02, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote I HOPE U ALL BRUN IN HELL Normally, I'd abstain out of lack of Harry Potter interest. But Section 1 is horribly written, two others are listcruft, and two others are capital-letter vandalism. Reverting didn't work. Spıke ¬  19:12 29-Jan-10
  • Delete you should be ashamed that ED wrote a better article on this than Uncyc. Seriously. You need to feel so bad. Someone needs to write an article that satirises it, because clearly you can't execute the My Immortal writing style without sounding forced. 60px-Faggle.giftalk 23:24, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Absolute crap. No comedic content what-so-ever; upon seeing this, I wanted to violently facefuck the author's mother into a coma. I've shot sperm onto tissues with more potential than this article (and that's saying a lot). This article, by the very sight of it, pisses me off. It's shit like this that makes me grateful that they don't bother to cure cancer. Whoever the fuck wrote this deserves to be summarily executed, and not like Of Mice and Men bullshit. I mean like that "General Nguyen Ngoc Loan executing a Viet Cong prisoner in Saigon" picture. Except with a bazooka instead of a pistol. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:29 Jan 29 2010
    It seems that e|m|c hates this article. -- Captian Obvious Jan 29 2010, 23:56 (UTC)
    nigga u crazy --Roman Dog Bird 00:07, January 30, 2010 (UTC)
  • No, it's crap Yea, yea, yea... Lovely example of a shit article so the subject makes it suitable for a shit article? Well maybe, but this ain't anything like the best of this type we have and um. It's a total pile of old piss. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:32, Jan 30
  • Delete. Drive-by scribble. Perhaps suitable for Junior Uncyclopedia if that ever gets off the ground. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:51, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.. --HELPME 23:46, January 31, 2010 (UTC)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM
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  • I'm not familiar with My Immortal. Is it so bad it's good? Then it should have an article about how good it is. Is it so bad it's worse? Then its article should take the same flaws and present them in a so-bad-it's-good way. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:01, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

Disney Princesses

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Doctor Evil

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  • Delete. Brought to you by Template:Crap. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:09, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. From the said Template: "He just took random words and threw every large, interesting word he could find and put them into this messy, incoherant [sic] pile." While not every use of the template might be as perfect truth-in-labeling as it is in this article, every use indicates a desire for instant laughs not requiring creativity, and also to turn aside real analysis of why the crap isn't funny. This template should be removed from the few pages where it doesn't fit, and the remainder and then the template brought here. Spıke ¬  21:54 31-Jan-10
Fixed it though I see the Crap Template is not to be use in the presence of a naked flame. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:01, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Lisa Simpson

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Omar Simpson

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Reads like it could be a Wikipedia article. Not so much a spoof or joke as a "Marty Stu" character in someone's Simpsons fan fiction.--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:43, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Only substantial work was by "El legend" who has not been down for breakfast since 27-Sep-07. "Saudi" and "gay" are the article's only jokes. Spıke ¬  22:02 31-Jan-10
  • Delete. Gay sex with Satan! Why didn't I think of that idea!? El legend, was this how you got your name?--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:49, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.. Unfunny, and the grammar is shameful. --HELPME 23:37, January 31, 2010 (UTC)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM
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Chief Wiggum

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  • Symbol delete vote Bobcat Dance Pleasing to Kurdish skippers. A barometer in the wrong store. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:06, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Morgan Freeman clones? Love of pizza?! HE COULDN'T DEFECATE?! How hilarious. I'm pretty sure the editors who made this pile of shit article what it is (a pile of shit article) could defecate, as evidenced in the fact that the article is a pile of shit. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 12:26 Jan 31 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Assuming this is a character from The Simpsons, the short article says nothing about The Simpsons, or about anything else. EMC above hits the high points in this release of blather. Spıke ¬  12:34 31-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. The thrill is gone. --noamshouseparty 14:23, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. A Diaper At Work here. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:53, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
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L'Anse Creuse Public Schools

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  • Delete. I started trying to clean this up, but then I realized I don't care. I don't care about your shitty school. I don't care about this article. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:31, 30 Jan
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Cripes! I was writing crap like this, a long time ago and not too far away. It isn't vanity, but it has the same importance as does vanity to virtually all Uncyclopedia readers. Spıke ¬  21:46 30-Jan-10
  • Delete Proposition: Redirect every schoolcruft article to Schoolcruft. That would be amusing. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 02:28, Jan. 31, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Even the author seems to have stopped caring about this.--Count of Monkey Crisco 11:16, January 31, 2010 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote Delete.. I consider it vanity, and it's not an incredible article anyway. --HELPME 23:40, January 31, 2010 (UTC)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM

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Thomas Shithead

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  • Delete. Short, shit and pointless. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:09, 30 Jan
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I "deny any enjoyance" in this article about feces escaping the clutch of evil Butt demons. Spıke ¬  21:28 30-Jan-10
  • Delete. I am assuming the author isn't a moron, so why write like one for this article? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:47, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Nope. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:32, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:37, Jan 31
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🔒 Jam Jesus H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep'. I liked the idea if not the execution. Anyone want to pass me the Mustard Moses ?--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:59, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
If you really think this is worth saving, I have rewritten Section 1 (now the intro) and the next section. "How to make Communion appeal to gluttons in Texas." It's your turn. Spıke ¬  13:10 31-Jan-10 post-edited
  • Symbol keep vote Weak Keep. Ehhh... it's sort of cute. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:20, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. (Formerly Delete) Romartus is now on board. Spıke ¬  22:32 31-Jan-10
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  • Delete. Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, <insert adjective> Jesus articles are funny! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:51, 30 Jan
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Short and awful, tone from encyclopedic to preachy to chatty, ending totally random. Spıke ¬  21:25 30-Jan-10 Rescinded Spıke ¬  13:31 31-Jan-10
  • Christcruft -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 02:24, Jan. 31, 2010
Is that a wumpscut reference? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 11:12 Jan 31 2010
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:57, Jan 31

Chuck Lee

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  • Delete. Imagine for a moment that you're a little dim. Now imagine that you wanted to repeat some Chuck Norris jokes. Now consider the possibility that you wanted people to think they were somehow original in some way. What might you do? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:58, 30 Jan
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. The first part was easy! as I don't see that the article has even such an unambitious point as Chris detects. Spıke ¬  21:31 30-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote CHUCK. NORRIS. STOPPED. BEING. FUNNY. YEARS. AGO. - Well, the meme, that is. Chuck Norris' WorldNetDaily column is still amusing. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 02:20, Jan. 31, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Holy fucking shit. My eyes are bleeding and the neurons in my brain are still misfiring from the mild stroke I just suffered trying to comprehend the convoluted dog shit that I just "read". I'm typing this with one hand due to paralysis now. The meme "I'm 12 years old and what is this" comes to mind when I fathom who the fuck could've written such drivel and what their motive(s) must've been. If their motive was to make the capillaries en mi ojos burst, they accomplished just that. Never again. Pricks. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 11:10 Jan 31 2010
  • Delete. Rancid randumbo. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:45, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
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Deathcore

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  • Keep. Just give me a chance to fix it I need help give me help on how I could make it funnier. -User:Eversincethewar
Dude, be fast. Really fast. Make it better. Right now. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:34, Jan 28
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  • Delete. I came across this when it popped up on RC. It's exactly what you'd expect it to be. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:09, 28 Jan
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I would normally hold my fire, as the author of a horrible article comes asking for help making it funny. But I don't think he can pull it off. He comes to praise Deathcore, not to bury it (in gales of laughter). Deathcore, a musical genre, a way of life, is just, like, gnarly, man, and anyone who doesn't see it is, like, uncool. In other words, the author may be too close to it to write good humor at its expense. As just one example, why do you think we care whether you think Jesus likes deathcore? Spıke ¬  00:20 29-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. If there is an article out there about this subject, this pile of horrible Randumbo isn't it. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:52, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 18:18, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Fucking end it already. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 10:58 Jan 31 2010
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Hazaria

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🔒 The Great Teletubby War H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. - I know "teletubby" sends a red flag, but I find potential with this one. I'll attempt to clean it up before deletion. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 23:02, Jan. 25, 2010
    Aw screw it. Rereading it made me realize it was hopeless. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 23:08, Jan. 25, 2010
  • Aww, come on. Is it really that bad? Well, one way to make it hilarious would be to add a footnote for every funny sound, BOOP style. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:43, 25 January 2010
  • Keep. Needs some work , extensions fitted and power shower attachments. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:30, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. I was prepared to hate this one; after all, it has Armageddon and it has Teletubbies, two memes that separately have ruined many an article. But it also has a little cleverness. Needs to relate to things in the real world. "People's Republic" as a Marxist Teletubby knock-off should really be "People's Democratic Republic" for realism. Recommend the deletion of Sections 5 and 6 (listcruft). I have deleted the nonsense casualty count from the intro (more remain) and avoided starting Section 1 with "It is uncertain." Spıke ¬  00:31 29-Jan-10
You want to work this into a parody about the hostility between North and South Korea Spike? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:54, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
Well, apart from the renaming I proposed, all it lacks is six-nation negotiations and the U.S. shipping them food in exchange for promising not to tell us they're rearming. Spıke ¬  11:39 29-Jan-10
I made my name change and cleaned it up a bit further, but it's still a horribly gassy essay by a kid who understands neither war nor English. And at the end of the day, who needs an article on the Great Teletubby War? Again I suggest we ply our trade somewhere where it matters. Spıke ¬  11:52 29-Jan-10
And yet you're voting Keep? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:54, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
Crossing out my vote occurred to me, but I went back in and edited some more along the lines Romartus suggested. It's borderline passable now. Spıke ¬  19:09 29-Jan-10
  • Sigh. I guess we can keep it now. Fucking Teletubbies. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:40, 30 Jan
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  • What the... why?? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:03, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
for a good nomination? I don't know, I started reading Masaru-san recently. It's fuckin' hilarious. --Roman Dog Bird 19:26, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
My ex-wife turned me on to it. It's not very popular Stateside but, man, it's the funniest anime I've ever seen. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:01, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Is it really that bad? Yes. Yes it is... --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:51, Jan 26
  • Jettison into deep space This one might have had potential but it's too far derailed. I'd encourage the original author to take it back if he cares. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:59, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:58, 27 Jan
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:47, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
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Na. Still pants IMO. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:58, Jan 27
Isn't that a good thing? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:37, 28 January 2010
Some pants are pants. Others less so. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:07, Jan 28
  • What about now? Spıke ¬  15:41 30-Jan-10

Kept It's changed shed loads. If anyone cares, nom it again. Editing a Teletubbys article should be a banning offence IMO. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:21, Jan 30

:Template:Dont care about what you say

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  • Delete. 113 bytes of UN:N. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:36, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • :P :D :O :I --Roman Dog Bird 21:03, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Not so much a way for an author to make a statement, even a stupid one, about the contents of an article, but for a third party to extend his third finger at the author. Linked to by Deathcore, hanging by a thread below, and on one user's page. Yeah, bleep you too. Spıke ¬  21:20 29-Jan-10
  • Roman Dog Bird is a cunt. -We All Love JUDY
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Turjuan

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Twinkie Wars

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  • Delete. Been here since 2006, not getting any better, not attracting any links, not being any good. Time for that to end. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:47, Jan 29
  • Symbol delete vote A slam-dunk. Read the intro (llamas, homosexuals, mutants) and tell me you want to proceed to the single section of poorly formatted listcruft that's left. Spıke ¬  11:54 29-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Crap, and not even funny crap. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 11:57, Jan. 29, 2010
  • Delete. It's obvious the author ran out of ideas early on, and was just writing to finish it, for the most part. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 15:36, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
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Planet of the Apes

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep.. I largely agree with the Count. However, there is some good stuff there I'd hate to lose. Rather than delete this, I'd rather if get one of those fix this template thingies. (Or the Count or somebody could just revert to a better version). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:20, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol opinion vote I think this version contains a lot less crap. See? How hard is it to look at previous versions? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:32, 28 January 2010
    • Symbol comment vote Comment. About as hard as looking at the "delete" area and seeing that that's exactly what I suggested, or did you think "a three year trip on the wayback machine" was a euphemism for something else?--Count of Monkey Crisco 00:38, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
      • Well no. But hardly anyone's gonna look at older versions unless they're provided with a link of somekind. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:52, 28 January 2010
        • I looked, but then I'm hardly anyone. Also doesn't "a three year trip on the wayback machine" mean take 36 months worth of old drugs? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:45, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

Newcastle, Wyoming

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🔒 Vulcan (fakeass planet) H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:40, Jan 28

Their Eyes Were Watching God

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Griswald

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