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Nuck Chorris

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I meant it was a poor version of the Chuck Norris article before the current one. The current one is great. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:32, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
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Axlrm

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  • Delete. Chuck. Barney. Princess Peach. Horny bears. Random as you like, in other words. Is there a point to having this? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:56, Jan 5
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This article about nothing I care about beforehand fails to sell me due to its shifting tone. The first sentence of Sec. 1 hits my old hot-button, trying too hard to make froth sound encyclopedic: "The origin...is unknown, but some rumours say...." However, by the next section, we are spouses: "Now you´re saying: 'Wait a minute...' Of course...you dimwit." Yes, wait a minute: Make me care. Spıke ¬  17:07 5-Jan-10
  • Delete. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 17:27, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete There is no point in having this. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:17, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Dumber than the average horny bear. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:08, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
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Medieval II: Total War

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Crimson King

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  • Delete. Sucks. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 01:46, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Even without an illustration, even about a character I've never heard of and that might not exist, an article could sell me. Not this one; the writer is too taken with his own turns of phrase. "(dreadful when that happens isn't it)" The article denies any relation to King Crimson, but mostly just name-drops from fantasy and horror movies. "If you're still reading this article, you're probably thinking "What the fuck?" about the title of this section." No, sir. I am thinking "What the fuck?" about you. Spıke ¬  01:53 5-Jan-10
  • Delete. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 02:03, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Noel Coward, Lord of the Rings, Vampires..Serve as a craptail mix for undiscerning idiots. A stream of steaming nonsense. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:12, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Oh dear. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:09, Jan 5
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Blaze Heatnix

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Oh shit! Blaze Heatnix was written by user:Blaze Heatnix. It was his/her only article. It's not vanity because it technically refers to an obscure Megaman Character. Anyway, this article is written in some rare insano-engrish dialect that I can't even get close to interpreting into any intelligible concept. It's like a crystal geode of random wibble that, upon chemical testing, is found to consist of molecular nanowibble. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:40, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. It is vanity to create an article whose name is your user name. Regarding the dialect, the only kid I knew who felt so unbound by the rules of English was also packing heat. Spıke ¬  00:51 5-Jan-10
  • The way this reads, it could've just been typed up in a foreign language and translated into English with a translation website. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 01:16, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 01:17, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Only funny for bizarre lines like 'steak-meow' and 'weak against rocks'. English as She Is Spoke in reference to a famously bad Portuguese-English phrase book. (google it to see what I mean). --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:34, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Zebra (Bastidge)

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  • Delete. Seriously, what the fuck? OK, we have Zebra, this is a mess, it's random, pointless, and not linked from anywhere. Let's put it out of our misery. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:17, Jan 4
  • Delete. Bolt gun please...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:13, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. And don't redirect to Zebra. Even Zebra is random and pointless, but I've copied the "traditional attire" photo there to save it. Spıke ¬  13:55 4-Jan-10
  • lol --Roman Dog Bird 21:05, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Per the emoticons and the badly done censorship. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:34, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
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Christian Lindberg

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Cow flu

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Darah dan maruah

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  • Delete. Makes precisely no sense to me, hasn't been touched since the day it was created, and isn't linked from anywhere, so no-one gives a shit. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:46, Jan 4
  • Delete. Something about Malaysian politics. Even so, this is complete garbage in any language. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:34, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I meant to quibble earlier that merely being about Lithuania didn't render an article in violation of UN:CM, and being about Malaysia doesn't either. It could be overcome by a really good article. This one prefers cheap shots and toilet humor. Spıke ¬  13:43 4-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Send to ?pedia. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 20:57, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 21:07, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Is Template:Crap ever used except on crappy articles, to beg for their survival on the grounds that at least they know it's crap? Use the template to find all of them, then throw the template onto the fire. Spıke ¬  13:43 4-Jan-10

Die welle

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  • Delete. Short 'n' shit. Should've been ICU'd or QVFD'd on creation, but wasn't - let's put that right. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:34, Jan 4
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:25, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.. Krap Mein Herr. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:54, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Yup, thanks for giving us your irreverent movie review. I browsed QVFD one day, and these articles are indeed what's there. Spıke ¬  13:38 4-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 20:55, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
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G-Police

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Coke rifle

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  • Delete. What. The. Fuck? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:49, Jan 4
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. That's how not to format your Uncyclopedia page. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:21, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Gruesome. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:22, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I refuse to find out whether this gets any better beyond the right margin. Spıke ¬  13:48 4-Jan-10
  • fart --Roman Dog Bird 18:20, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
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The Great Whale Towing Fail of 1993

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  • I have been working on things to add to the article plus Ive been doing other things around the site like attempting to spot out naughty people Toasty Da Mosty 06:45, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Conditional keep, as long as it gets fixed up. It might just be better to move it into your userspace for now. Also, you shouldn't remove the Vfd tag from articles as long as they're still up here. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 21:29, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Oh dear God, this is terrible. It's not finished, but huff it before the author gets the chance.Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 03:32, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
And the author with it, by all means before he gets the chance to "spot out naughty people"! Spıke ¬  11:52 2-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. How do you know it's not finished? The author (Toasty Da Mosty, who alone worked on this between 10-Dec and 21-Dec) returned today but did something else. Spıke ¬  03:43 2-Jan-10
I just assumed it wasn't finished based on the last paragraph being an incomplete sentence with no period. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 03:49, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I'm actually upset this article survived to see 2010. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:44, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 04:46, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Remove if it stays like this. Perhaps this is the work of a junior contributor. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:12, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:45, 2 Jan
  • Smite lightning Strike this down with the unrivaled power of VFD! --TrekCaptain 03:05, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
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A simple "revert" of Pelargonium. Toasty has put the orange construction cones back, and seen fit to add: "or also known as the war on bullshit as it was started by pure stupidity and a shit from a bull"--a turn of phrase that cries out for featuring. Let me know if you need help escorting him to the door. Spıke ¬  11:32 2-Jan-10 post-edited

Sesame Street: The Movie

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  • Giratinathegreat finished with this article about a year ago; edits since then are all basically vandalism, such as the Bert and Ernie gay-sex Easter Egg. I reverted it to that version, not claiming that changes its essence. Spıke ¬  00:51 4-Jan-10
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. If you happen to be illiterate just look at the picture. It gives a good idea of the badness in play here. Then you can... oh wait. Never mind. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:18, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

Panic Button

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  • Symbol keep vote weak keep better than worthless image macro. --Mn-z 22:17, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
This is no macro but just a use of the LINK= syntax of double-bracket image syntax to make an image clickable. A macro (a template that let me specify the label on the Panic Button and the article to jump to) is a good idea. Spıke ¬  23:17 2-Jan-10
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - This is something more fit for Illogicopedia, and I'm sure they already have one like this. If kept, I suggest expanding it and moving it to Game: space. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 18:39, Jan. 2, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Wow--an interactive multimedia disambiguation page. Where's the humor? Spıke ¬  18:43 2-Jan-10
  • Meh. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:53, 2 Jan
  • Legit But not legit enough so that quitting is out of the question. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:21, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small KILL THIS WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!!!! There's no possible humor in this. --TrekCaptain 23:14, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete No mAttlobster. (hello) 18:12, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Hooray! Someone found a Poopsmith in the nick of time! No one gets banned! Spıke ¬  18:43 2-Jan-10
  • Comment. What is this exactly? Can it be recycled for the disambiguation pages as the fiery red certainly gets your attention??--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:30, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
Interesting. When Dylanlip was going around replacing the yield-sign and stop-sign templates with his 3D-ish versions, someone said Wikipedia was getting ahead of us aesthetically. Although the "panic button" motif isn't applicable generally, what if our disambiguation pages were more graphic? Spıke ¬  19:57 2-Jan-10
In other words, it neither deletes the button graphic nor keeps someone from making it a click-through if we huff the Panic Button "article." Spıke ¬  14:20 3-Jan-10
Yes.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  05 Jan 2010 ~ 02:15 (UTC)
  • Oooh, this is HenrytheNinja again! We last saw him inserting templates onto pages to indicate whether HenrytheNinja approved or disapproved of them. (You sent me down the hall to QVFD.) Spıke ¬  17:56 3-Jan-10

You Tube FC

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  • Symbol delete vote Spoiler alert! It has nothing to do with YouTube. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 17:17, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. On the contrary, I think "Manchester YouTube" is a play on Manchester United. But the article is about Manchester City, and the first heading botches even that. A bigger problem is that it would be hard for even a well-written article to engage you regarding the foibles of the reserve players of even the Boston Red Sox: I presume making sport of a particular team's current roster fails UN:CM. Spıke ¬  17:42 3-Jan-10
  • Delete. Actually, here's the "joke": this was moved from the equally hilarious Madchester Oasis (Oasis members are Man City fans - side-splitting huh?) because the then-manager Sven Goran Eriksson bought a couple of players on the strength of seeing video footage of them. The endless subtleties of this "joke" will never get old, obviously. Anyway, as a result, we have two pages on Manchester City, both of which suck. Let's cut our losses, delete this, redirect it to the other POS and see what can be done with it. Or just delete the other one as well, whichever. --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:06, Jan 3
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 21:02, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 00:52, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Both articles are not much cop. Unfortunately these type of articles usually attract either fans to write about their team or others who hate them with a tribal passion. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:35, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Albanian Garlic Orchestra H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. I predict a groundswell to huff this article about nothing, but it's small, unobtrusive, encyclopedic, and only briefly strays into overlong foreign names. The randomness furthers the theme of bizarrely quaint Eastern European culture. But hasn't seen substantial work since Nov-05. Spıke ¬  10:04 3-Jan-10
  • RedCheckMark Keep. Per my own internal thoughts on it.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Jan 2010 ~ 10:44 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep.. Inoffensive though it does link off to articles that aren't to good. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:02, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. per above. --Mn-z 21:01, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep.. I don't like witnessing deletions - Have mercy! Dannehvirus 05:50, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Strong Keep I laughed twice, two more than on a VFD article usually, which isn't all that usual anyway. Kind of a nothing topic but the article is far above delete quality. --Nikau 22:38, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Made up bandcruft with moderate wibble content. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:03, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Seems pretty comprehensive - keepted. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:36, Jan 4

Swear words

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  • Delete. Written by a 10-year-old. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:59, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Perhaps an article with this title, like Manifest Destiny, will always be a magnet. An obvious destination for drive-by users seeking prurience, this dumping ground has no cleverness. Three templates at the start serve only to explain the joke, only there's no joke. Spıke ¬  09:57 3-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. It has problems. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:02, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Smite lightning Delete. Although the concept of: "it must be appreciated that swear words are linear: if we have two swear words, any linear combination of the two is also a swear word." was funny, the article was not.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Jan 2010 ~ 10:44 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 11:37, Jan. 3, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete..Someone has found A Dictionary of Slang for this article. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:13, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Manifest Destiny

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  • Delete. Parts randumb nonsense and parts unfunny rant. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:49, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. A magnet for rants about American dominance. Serious essays would analyze what is "imperialism" and what isn't; humorous essays would, well, be funny. AnonIP reverts MrN9000 last spring, saying "more humor is this version"--by which he meant the wacky randomness he restored to the intro. Spıke ¬  09:52 3-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Randumb bollocks on what should be an intellegent article. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 11:42, Jan. 3, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. A complete mess.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:11, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 16:15, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
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Zuokas

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  • This is about something--maybe a politican, maybe a journalist. It needs a copy-edit, much more material, and to make its theme clearer. But it's not total crap. Spıke ¬  18:38 2-Jan-10
    • Unfortunately, the subject fails UN:CM, so we can assume noone will be willing and able to fix it. --Mn-z 22:15, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

Cremationism

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  • Brilliant vehicle to poke creationism, death rituals, and arbitrary other Christian tenets, ruined by inept execution and overt advocacy. (The solution to overt advocacy is not to slap on three templates labeling it, but to remove it and try something clever. I have half a mind to try, but this is root-canal work.) Spıke ¬  18:30 2-Jan-10

Hildegard von Bingen

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  • Symbol keep vote Weak keep It has a concept, and I like how they used the Mesopotamian goddess Kishar in the article. Plus, I'm feeling kinda generous right now. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 21:01, 1 January 2010 (UTC)
Most of the Delete votes wish for improvements. How "generous" are you feeling? Spıke ¬  01:15 2-Jan-10
Not generous enough to rewrite it.... —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 03:21, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
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  • Delete. - Musiciancruft. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 19:58, Jan. 1, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. "Like so many women of her time, Hildegard was born." The concept is workable, the execution is inept throughout, from the above triteness, to the many places where the the author ruminates about his own phrasings, to ending with a gratuitous use of the c-word. Nonsense year number in the intro is my tip-off that the author's business is not humor but shoveling crap. Spıke ¬  20:15 1-Jan-10
  • Delete. As Spike says, the concept is very workable and with work this article could be made much better (like most things) but in the absence of improvements it needs to go. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:10, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Checked it out and this sort of relates to the real Hildegard von Bingen but not by much. Can't see anyone taking an interest to improve it.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:20, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 01:00, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Give it to Happytimes. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:49, 2 Jan
  • Symbol delete vote NUKE IT at its current location after you give it to Happytimes. --TrekCaptain 00:34, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
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  • 20th active nom. --TrekCaptain 20:00, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
Overtaken by events--Huffmeister is at work. Spıke ¬  20:23 1-Jan-10
  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. Can't decide on whether this should be nuked, or kept. --TrekCaptain 20:07, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
Hope the above litany makes it easier. Spıke ¬  20:15 1-Jan-10
Yup, it changed my vote. --TrekCaptain 00:34, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

Ken Jennings

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:54, 2 January 2010
  • Symbol delete vote What is Fail, Alex? -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 11:25, Jan. 2, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I would say 'delete this article' except I don't think it even qualifies as one. It's just a few paragraphs standing about in the same space like passengers in an airport terminal waiting for a flight out. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:20, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Per Romartus. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:47, 2 Jan
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Yeah, do it. Spıke ¬  18:59 2-Jan-10
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  • Valid concept--about a host of Jeopardy, and every quote should be in the form of a question--executed with stunning ineptitude by a series of users with punk handles who together can't figure out how to code the article's single section head. Article's best "joke"--klutzy Bush sulking about losing to Kerry and hitting the nuke button--was added by AnonIP five years after the election in question. Spıke ¬  11:47 2-Jan-10

4Guyz

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:58, 2 January 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Awful bandcruft with no humor in sight. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 11:27, Jan. 2, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Kip, you kidding? it has the best joke in the world: Protagonist is gay! Seriously, you're right, except for some odd remarks, it reads like a serious, if short and inept, band bio. Spıke ¬  11:38 2-Jan-10
  • Bandcruft. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:47, 2 Jan
  • Delete. Waterboarding is humane punishment after trying to make sense of this. It is almost surreal as it starts without an intro or explanation and goes straight into the 'article' . I tried the old google test - and came up with a website with men wearing crap coloured pants.So perhaps that is the joke!??--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:45, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
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Reverse vampire

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  • Symbol delete vote Insider information says they will also attempt to invade the moon by the year -9740271.59268. HILARIOUS! —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 03:29, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This is vomit, from start to end. Spıke ¬  03:36 2-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Wibble wibble wibble wibble! --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:41, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 04:45, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - The title implies potential. Potential for crap, mostly. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 11:31, Jan. 2, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. The only interesting thing about this is the title. The rest of it is yet another product of the Randumbo Word Regurgitator with lines like this : They often campaign for equal rights for Rednecks, brown-nosers, and onions in the American and Scottish political and legal systems. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:08, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
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WeirdAloman

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Get it? Because his special powers are lines from Weird Al Yankovich songs. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:01, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote 200,094. That's an absurdly high number in the intro, in violation of our style guide, and notable here because there could be that many additional articles about newly invented Pokémons. Relating to what? Al Yankovich, you say? Not closely enough to make this saveable; and that's too bad, because this looks like a capable humor writer. Spıke ¬  03:08 2-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote AHAHAAAHAHA I GET ITPaizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 03:23, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per merging of Pokemon with everything under the sun. --Mn-z 04:43, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Pokecruft -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 11:33, Jan. 2, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Uninspired piffle. Which is worse that inspired piffle of course.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:04, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
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Pokémon The Movie 666

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete.The Pope, Satan, Chuck Norris and Pokemon. You simply can't make a good article out of this, there are laws of chemistry that say so. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:46, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Sometimes the intro uses so many memes that it makes up my mind; here, the title has one too many. Bookboy1995 (can we conclude he's 14?) wrote this last August. It was verbal diarrhea. Thekillerfroggy slapped an ICU on it and The Lonely Nerd (!) stepped up and turned it into a conventional, if not compelling, article. He tried to save it and he deserves specific further editing instructions from us; only, he hasn't contributed since last 11-Sep. Spıke ¬  01:05 2-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. its almost as bad as one would expect with such a title. --Mn-z 01:08, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Terrible fancruft. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 01:17, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete 666 is the worst of all the Poke-your-mums. mAttlobster. (hello) 02:07, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Since the writer mentions John Milton, I'll call this Pokemon The Movie 666: Get Lost.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:01, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
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Pokémon Battles

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Gotta huff em' all. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:34, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I promise you that if I ever line up toys and teddy bears in a Lego-block arena and have a death match with figure-four leg-locks, I will not subject y'all to the play-by-play. Spıke ¬  00:43 2-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 01:03, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. It was a weak keep until "Psyduck fainted due to gayness." —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 01:13, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete Let's put this whole article behind us. mAttlobster. (hello) 02:06, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Crap advert with links. Isn't Pokemon passe yet ?--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:58, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Fat People are Harder to Kidnap H D Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Old and inactive, but still relevant to the modern trends to (1) nag us about getting thinner (and the irony of asserting that we are thinner), (2) apply sociological study to misbehavior such as kidnapping, resulting in (3) recommendations about what public-policy measures can be taken to let people misbehave more safely. Juxtaposing incompatibles (kidnapping + obesity) is a humor formula, adeptly executed. The acronym is tedious and should be hidden in a footnote, and the article shouldn't be signed. Spıke ¬  20:09 1-Jan-10
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. I'm pretty sure this was supposed to be an UnNews article. Although there are formatting errors, it should be easy to make this into a new entry if we may. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 20:57, 1 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Mild keep--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:41, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. It is meant to be an UnNews article and there is potential here, needs work, not deletion. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:07, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. - Changed vote due to all the persuasive arguments. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 22:08, Jan. 1, 2010
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. per above. --Mn-z 00:57, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep. Simply for the brilliant title. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:50, 2 Jan
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  • Delete. - Crap. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 19:53, Jan. 1, 2010
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!!!! (with EXTREME prejudice) Per the reason its crap and that its a random Wall'O'Text that makes me sick. --TrekCaptain 20:09, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
It does seem to be written for UnNews--if that space allows articles this old--as it follows a news-reporting, rather than encyclopedic, format. Spıke ¬  20:27 1-Jan-10
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  • Specific problems now addressed by edit in-place; in the case of Trek's Wall'O'Text, by adding links and 2 extra pix. Spıke ¬  21:12 1-Jan-10 post-edited
  • Comment Has anyone played Fat Princess? I haven't, but I hear it made a bunch of feminists mad, so it's okay in my book. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:47, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Kept~Jewriken.GIF 23:03, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

Manaphy

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Did somebody say POKEMON? No? Nobody? I thought I heard someone say pokemon or something that sounded like pokemon. Well, anyway I found a bad article about a pokemon, it's mostly a ramblin' tale about Jesus though and there's a list. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:30, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Not clever, just potty-mouthed. And there's a list. Spıke ¬  19:39 1-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote Yup, nuke it. per above. --TrekCaptain 20:01, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Overuse of Nobody cares, and just pisspoor in general. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 20:54, 1 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.When you have nothing to say - go listy.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:21, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 22:10, Jan. 1, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 00:55, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Because Manaphy has balls on her head.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  02 Jan 2010 @ 01:45 (UTC)
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Lloyd Irving

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  • Delete. Tales of Symphonia fancruft. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 06:09, 1 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote NUKE IT! Reasons: (1)Per Pelargonium; (2)all red-linky and not good. --TrekCaptain 06:40, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. "dumber than a baby with Downs syndrome whose head had been whacked repeatedly with a 2x4" if I may quote. Written by QueenieZ in Feb-08, who did nothing else here, and only worked on since by AnonIPs. Spoiler: Protagonist is gay--Instant laughs, right? Spıke ¬  11:36 1-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete...and that concludes the case for the prosecution...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:15, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 00:54, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
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  • 180px-Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. I guess this would be slightly funny to those familiar with the video game(s), although I thought the use of, "topless dancer Anna "Pole Princess" Irving", to provide a proper linage for the "Lord" was good. I'd say unless we get a fanboy to fix it up lets git rid of it.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  02 Jan 2010 @ 01:42 (UTC)

World Domination Plan

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  • Delete. I linked to this in one of my articles without having read it. Then I read it. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:45, 1 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. It's dumb, purposeless meme-cruft with equally purposeless corporate conspiracies. Spıke ¬  04:43 1-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote NUKE IT! reasons: (1)per above; (2)its got a TON of lists in it. --TrekCaptain 06:41, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Typed by a randumbo word generator...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:18, January 1, 2010(UTC)
  • Smite lightning Smite.--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:46, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Excessive quotes, meme ridden, red linkly, listcruft, overdone theme, etc. I'm actually surprised there's no Steve Ballmer references. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 22:15, Jan. 1, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 00:53, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Smite lightning No redeeming value I can has anti-Google rant?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  02 Jan 2010 @ 01:33 (UTC)
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HowTo:Make Banana Terracotta Pie

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🔒 Angry Asian Kid H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. I actually found parts of this somewhat funny. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:28, 30 December 2009
    Additionally, Spike's version is probably significantly better than what's there now. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:24, 31 December 2009
    Agreed. --TrekCaptain 09:19, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Not that bad. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:44, 30 December 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. per above. <edit> and replace per Spike's improvements. --Mn-z 05:23, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • RedCheckMark Conditional Keep Spike's version replaces the version there now, and I'll be happy. --TrekCaptain 09:19, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. (formerly Delete) I messaged the keeps to ask them to flip to Delete, as mine is virtually a total replacement, but am happy to do it this way instead. Spıke ¬  12:37 31-Dec-09
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Spike's rewrite increases the funny and removes the injoke and possible cyberbullying. IronLung 19:28, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. IronLung 23:01, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote NUKE IT! Per the first comment below. --TrekCaptain 23:44, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 00:21, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. There is an Asian in many school classrooms, and he doesn't have time to pay attention to ME because he's working too hard on getting straight As. So the only explanation is, he must be angry at ME. Unlike an article on Pee Review recently about a fantasy character who's always angry so let's explore why, Angry Asian Kid is an archetype (ideally, based on the above grumbling, rather than a specific angry Asian named Yi Feng who is always beating up Anil) and deserves an excellent article. 06:07 PS--I wrote the preceding as a Keep, then returned to the article to see how to coax it in the said direction. Delete the listcruft, penis size, negative number of friends, everything specific to the one Asian kid? Surprise, there would be nothing left except maybe the first sentence. Better to start over. Spıke ¬  06:21 30-Dec-09
Alternate version in User:SPIKE/Angry Asian kid is what this article should have been. Spıke ¬  13:25 30-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.I think it is basically unfunny and may well be disguised cyberbullying. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:18, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
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  • This article, in conjunction with the article listed above, appears to be an in-joke between friends about a person named Yi Feng Lee. Doesn't look like cyberbullying, but does look like unfunny crap nobody else cares about. IronLung 23:01, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Kept ~Jewriken.GIF 18:48, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
Alternate version installed by edit. Spıke ¬  18:53 2-Jan-10

🔒 Dafydd Bond Films H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote A week in Intensive Care. The concept of a rework of the James Bond films for Wales is worth pursuing, but the author must make it relate somehow to Wales, at least more so than to excretion. Points off for presuming knowledge of Welsh, and for the ineffective signal by Oscar Wilde that what follows is funny. It wasn't. Spıke ¬  15:42 24-Dec-09
  • Symbol keep vote Very Weak Keep there is just enough underlying potential to keep this one on the off chance that one of the authors learns that rape and listcruft isn't funny. I would recommend a fix tag. --Mn-z 01:40, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • RedCheckMark Week Keep It has funny titles. Combine 'the cast' & 'box office receipts' into a table to cut about 1/3 of the article down.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06:30, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • RedCheckMark Weak Keep There is potential here, but it cannot exist in this form, keep, but shove a fix tag on it. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:03, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Emasculation, rape and lists. The first two I can forgive... --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:49, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.. Suggest a yakki dah with no expectation of a pension. Unfunny base camp humour as it is. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:57, December 26, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.. worthless listcruft. --TrekCaptain 02:53, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Kept~Jewriken.GIF 18:46, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

Kuja

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  • Yes. I didn't read it. I find the thought of someone actually sitting down and willingly reading this amusing. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:14, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.. It isn't an atrocious read though I have no idea what it is about. Seems a bit cruel to delete it. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:57, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Not atrocious. (formerly Comment) The article is about something (a video-game character); it has a consistent theme (cast the character as a gigolo); it uses real sentences and paragraphs rather than mere lists of one-liners; and I can't be sure a member of the target audience wouldn't laugh. Said members might need to get a life, but we're discussing the article, not them. Last two sections should die. Spıke ¬  13:15 21-Dec-09
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  • Can't review. My eyes glaze over. Spıke ¬  19:27 18-Dec-09
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. This could make ham glaze over. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:18, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. That made me chuckle Monkey Crisco, I wish I'd said it. Sadly you're right, this article's hopeless which is a shame really as Kuja's an excellent character. Come on, you all know you'd do him given the chance. --Ozymandiaz 02:25, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Jeez Romarts, could you make your vote a little more ambiguous? --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:57, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Agree with Spike. Last two paragraphs can go . If the author(s) try to put them back, I'll go into the Delete Camp.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:15, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
Romartus confirmed on his talk page that he meant to write "last two sections." Spıke ¬  04:11 24-Dec-09

Space Bunnehz

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  • Delete. A random offering from someone who spends too much time at Icanhazcheezburger. Sent me cross-eyed trying to read it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:42, Dec 31
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. A marvelous photo--and a crap attempt to write an article around it. Spıke ¬  12:32 31-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. ^What he said. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 15:18, Dec. 31, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote OH, GOD! GET RID OF IT!!! --TrekCaptain 20:59, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote I Can Has Dileeshun?--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:22, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. It's kinda sad that people actually talk like that. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:43, 1 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Idiots of the world unite..and go to another comedy site down the road.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:22, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Secret girlfriend

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  • Delete. Random block o'text. Ends with the words "epic win". You got one word right. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:36, Dec 31
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Article contains a hint that the author (with "lol" in his username) is 13 years old. Second sentence explains why you should read this middle-school composition: "the rift in time and space was forever closed for good." Spıke ¬  12:29 31-Dec-09
    Yeah, I see what Spike's saying. --TrekCaptain 21:00, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 15:16, Dec. 31, 2009
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE! --TrekCaptain 21:00, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Dreadful. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:44, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Oh, middle school...those were the days. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:42, 1 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. For literary Acnephiliacs only. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:24, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Salford City

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  • Delete. Looks like a copy/paste from somewhere. Redlinky and unfuny. Also too old for ICU - Mnb, when you were busy removing that non-existent category from this, why did you not, for instance, ICU or QVFD it? This sucks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:31, Dec 31
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Deposited in mainspace by AnonIP a little over one week ago. Article on a local football club is workable, but this is nothing but lists and perhaps a little vanity. Spıke ¬  12:25 31-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Wow, that's crap. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 15:21, Dec. 31, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote NUKE IT! Random worthless crappy listcruft. --TrekCaptain 21:01, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Agh my eyes!! So many...red links... —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:40, 1 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Automatic relegation. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:26, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Rislim Remix

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  • Delete. If it ain't vanity, it's crap. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:24, Dec 31
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. It is crap. An adaptation of Islam to the Beatmania "rhythm video game" released in 1997; oddly, with Ten Commandments. Wikipedia says the game is now a collector's item, so I don't see many players stepping forward to turn this into a real article. Spıke ¬  12:21 31-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote Remix! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 15:14, Dec. 31, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:28, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote NUKE IT! Per above reasons. --TrekCaptain 21:02, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Send in the suicide bombers. This doesn't deserve to exist. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:38, 1 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Risible Rislimism. Or just change every third word to crap and you would not alter the meaning of this article. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:03, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Red Eye headbutt

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  • Delete. Makes no sense. About nothing. Not linked from anything. Precious few edits since creation in 2007. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:19, Dec 31
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. As if to prove it's about nothing, the encyclopedia cliché appears in the second sentence of the intro. Spıke ¬  12:15 31-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Much ado about nothing. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 15:12, Dec. 31, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:34, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote W... T... F... ?!?!? --TrekCaptain 21:47, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
Gimme another minute to work out that middle four-letter word. Spıke ¬  22:29 31-Dec-09
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Retard nose

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  • "Do we need to describe it anymore?" Yes, you do. In fact, an article that purports to ridicule the look of people's noses (and has nothing to do with retards) should have illustrations. The concept is okay, and the anger could be replaced with cleverness, but it's a tall order. I'll vote as desired if someone steps up. Spıke ¬  12:13 31-Dec-09

WWIII.V

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Even more Wacky War. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:42, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Thorougly crappy; too crappy to be included in the crappy template of crappy World War articles. Spıke ¬  02:46 31-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote King Louis XVII!LOLO!!1III has been beheaded -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 06:46, Dec. 31, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This puts the "wacky" in Wacky War. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:24, 1 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE! so insanely crappy, it made me reach for alt+f4 before I realized I'm using Firefox (ctrl+f4 rules). Not worth keeping, so destroy it. --TrekCaptain 06:48, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Luckily, the first paragraph helpfully signals it's going to be crap all the way. And it is/was...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:55, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
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The Great Conflict

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Wacky War Stories, now with 25% more wacky. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:01, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. No intro worth its salt, and the first paragraph makes it clear this will be an article about nothing. Average reader is not sold. I continued to the end, and found it in character. Spıke ¬  02:14 31-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote Flush! - Down to Illogicopedia it goes. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 06:48, Dec. 31, 2009
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE! --TrekCaptain 09:11, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Back! Back into the abyss from whence you came! —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:22, 1 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. In a parallel universe this would be a featured article..wait.that place already exists! ?pedia !!...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:58, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Norweigan chicks

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This is a completely factual description of Norwegian Chicks and belongs on Wikipedia. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:44, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 :Category:Things that may be out to get some people, but not you. You're cool. Now pass the controller. It's my turn. H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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Symbol delete vote Delete. Per Hyperbole. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 23:14, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

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  • I think Category:Things that may be out to get you might be keepable. There is some sort of theme there, and I dislike deleting categories if it will result in information loss. However, I would suggest merging Category:Things that are definitely out to get you into that category. They are about the same thing, and there is no reason a given topic should be in one as opposed to another. --Mn-z 01:51, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I believe that the "out to get you" categories work as a trinity in-joke, complementing each other in their own little way. They're harmless and cute enough to get a pass. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:24, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
    • Maybe I should turn this idea into a real template set then. --Mn-z 23:10, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol heart vote Maybe we could just change it to: Category:Things that may be out to get some people, but not you. You're cool. (Now pass the controller. It's my turn.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06:36, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
    • Somehow that would make it less funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:41, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keept -RAHB 04:47, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

The game with no name

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. This is so odd...I want to keep it. I can see the spark of something in there.It may be a Randumbo-Get-Lucky moment..It can happen.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:45, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
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Uncyclopedia isn't real

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  • Delete. How meta. How hilarious. Ha. Ha. Ha. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:21, Dec 30
  • Delete -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 10:54, Dec. 30, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This article actually isn't cited in Uncyclopedia:In-jokes, so we won't be told it's really bad but it has to be saved for that reason. It may be that the "medium is the message," but media preoccupied with themselves are failures. Uncyclopedia should have no more than one "article" with which to mock itself. In addition, this is one of those articles trying to give all angles about what something isn't, and to add insult to injury, ends by nagging the reader. Spıke ¬  12:47 30-Dec-09
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small Meh.  Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:29, 30 December 2009
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Viable concept, zero execution.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:14, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 21:04, 30 December 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I liked this dumbwit line..to track the porn websites that you visit since Bill Gates couldn't get a girlfriend to save his life.....But has got a wife though. Check wiki author ! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:49, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
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Wanags

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  • Delete. ICU escapist. I suppose I could just delete it for ICU abuse, but I've read it now, and misery loves company, so share my pain! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:14, Dec 30
  • Delete - Although I would celebrate this holiday. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 10:56, Dec. 30, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote Ah Feel Yo' Pain Spıke ¬  12:49 30-Dec-09
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small HILARIOUS!  Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:35, 30 December 2009
  • Symbol delete vote Oh God. My eyes... —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 20:58, 30 December 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Checked up on this. Wanags appears to be a surname,popular in the Baltic countries and Scandinavia. Pevidem is also a football club in Portugal.So what is this really all about? One for Dan Brown..perhaps.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:02, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
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Waybuloo

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30.06

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:Category:Pages with Many Categories

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  • Symbol delete vote Perverse category Hey, wouldn't it be funny if some random article had like 50 categories!!!1!!1one On a more serious note, if you want to find overcategorized stuff, try Special:MostCategories anything with more than 20 categories is probably over-catted, anything over 30 definitely is. --Mn-z 02:55, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote By all means! I bet most of the articles in more than 20 categories are also clearly crap. Spıke ¬  02:59 29-Dec-09
  • Symbol against vote Categorically this should go.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  05:05, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. To be quite honest, I fail to see the point of the vast majority of categories, but this one in particular sucks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:45, Dec 29
  • Categorycruft - Now put down the controller. It's my turn. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 10:59, Dec. 30, 2009
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small Meh.  Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:38, 30 December 2009
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🔒 Humanato H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol for vote Keep Just because it's not very funny doesn't mean it's not funny. This has promise after editification. (If this was an in joke somehow (like if it had something to do with potatoes) we'd praise it.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  02:29, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. {{idea}} it if you think it needs work, but I think it's fitting for Uncyclopedia. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:25, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. better than worthless. --Mn-z 22:04, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. I've deleted in place the entire section containing the "Game cruft" Romartus mentioned, the etymology, two sections that just speculated on negatives, and some quotecruft. Spıke ¬  02:19 29-Dec-09
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:41, 30 December 2009
Delete
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Part of writing is learning when to stop writing. This subject couldn't support a stub. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:45, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Suggest that it is re-edited. Middle section (Game cruft) is crap but intro and end are not too atrocious. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:28, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Abstain pending edit, which would only need to involve judicious pruning. Spıke ¬  00:55 28-Dec-09
  • Kept. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:03, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

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