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The Saga of Darren Shan

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UnScripts:Epic Fail Movie

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Persistence

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  • Symbol delete vote Repetition stopped being funny by 2006. Repetition stopped being funny by 2006. Repetition stopped being funny by 2006. Repetition stopped being funny by 2006. Repetition stopped being funny by 2006. Repetition stopped being funny by 2006. Repetition stopped being funny by 2006. Repetition stopped being funny by 2006. Repetition stopped being funny by 2006. Repetition stopped being funny by 2006. Repetition stopped being funny by 2006. Repetition stopped being funny by 2006. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 12:43, Dec. 11, 2009
  • Delete. Hnng. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:46, Dec 11
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. The only joke here is the duplication of the VFD template. Spıke ¬  12:48 11-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This is resistance to your persistence. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:31, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Symbol delete vote Delete. Symbol delete vote Delete.Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:12, 11 December 2009
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Junk DNA. (Do Not Ask). --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:20, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE! / NUKE IT!  --TrekCaptain 18:20, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
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German-Scandinavian War

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  • Symbol delete vote WAR! Huagh! Good God ya'll! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:58, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete though I can't swear there isn't some humor hidden in the foreign-language bits. Spıke ¬  13:20 11-Dec-09
  • Delete. Hnng. Again. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:25, Dec 11
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. More wacky war stories. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I guarantee this unfunny in any language , time period, epoch etc etc.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:23, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
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Kennewick War

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. One of those "wacky war" articles, you know the ones. If I listed everything wrong with this article I'd actually be writing another bad article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:26, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Global Armageddon comes to my home town. Spıke ¬  12:57 11-Dec-09
  • Delete. A waste of my time reading the damn thing, but little else. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:22, Dec 11
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Definitely some sort of vanity page about some kid's high school. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Our possible literary future. Read all you can now before dumbos like this take over. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:32, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 Common sense H T D Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I did a rewrite, and with your permission I'd like it to replace this highly mediocre page. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:59, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete and replace as requested. Spıke ¬  20:15 11-Dec-09
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  • Executive order 1265: done and moved. Shortened the red tape. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:07, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Streetmaul

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. More Pasketmaul cruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:09, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Could be covered by the emerging consensus, below, to keep Pasketmaul but huff the many articles that serve only to flesh it out. Spıke ¬  12:52 11-Dec-09
  • Delete. Yawn. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:03, Dec 11
  • "Sigh" - "Kif, er, I mean Kip, spare me the weary sigh." -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 13:24, Dec. 11, 2009
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Chocolate Cake Church

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. A stub with paragraphs so brief there's no room for jokes.--Count of Monkey Crisco 10:00, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. When does something simple become "irritatingly simple"? When you are straining to add humor to a topic that's irritatingly humorless. Spıke ¬  12:51 11-Dec-09
  • Delete. No substance to it. And it starts with a painfully obvious Russian Reversal, even by the standards of Russian Reversals. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:01, Dec 11
  • Delete - The religion is a lie. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 13:18, Dec. 11, 2009
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Pasketmaul/Teams

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Of course if you have a made up sport you can't forget the made up teams. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:00, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬  11:38 8-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --TrekCaptain 21:46, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Listy shit. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:50, Dec 11
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Pasketmaul/Stadia

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Now this is just list. The stadium is located at "your face". We're truly dealing with a comedic genius. *facepalm* --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:00, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Pointless listcruft. The only purpose is to flesh out the main article. Spıke ¬  11:36 8-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --TrekCaptain 21:46, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Sucky list. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:48, Dec 11
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Pasketmaul/International Pasketmaul Board

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The KTs

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Bandcruft stub. It claims to be an in joke but if it is it's way more "in" than I'll ever get. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:37, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Band and its hits parallel the Beatles but don't relate to anything. The claim to be an in-joke is via category, surely an appeal to us to spare its wretched life. The link on line 1 is not to yet another bad band article but to, groan, yet another crufty video-game article. Spıke ¬  20:56 9-Dec-09
  • Delete. Though it has been written reasonably well , this article isn't funny unless there is some explanation why they are called the KT Band. Vanity work ?--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:31, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. There are better spoof band articles. Does look a bit Vanity-based. My Tree! 14:40, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
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Pasketmaul/Lite

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. ANOTHER ONE? There's like nothing here man! This is SHIT!--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:00, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Yes, it is. Spıke ¬  11:34 8-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:18, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --TrekCaptain 21:48, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
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Pasketmaul/Cult of the Month

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  • Symbol delete vote No Fucking Way?!?!? BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD! I'll fucking kill every last one of you motherfuckers and your fucking mothers. Die you shitcocks!!! Fuckin'DIE --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:00, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Marketing Partnerships, in which a sports team or league tries to transfer fans' love to a commercial product that they would otherwise hate, is an institution that deserves our satire. This article doesn't begin; it is a stub of listcruft. Most of the material is in the awful initial template. Spıke ¬  11:30 8-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 15:50, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --TrekCaptain 21:50, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 Terrell Owens H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Bad list and just not very funny. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:54, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Terrell Owens is eminently ridiculous, in ways that this article mentions, through its strutting and trash-talking. He brings immense raw talent to a team and destroys its teamwork ethic. Rush Limbaugh famously lost a sports-commentator job charging that Owens was artificially touted by networks eager to promote a black quarterback (though Owens is not the first one). There is an article in here, waiting to get out, but it can only be done justice by a fan living 250 miles southwest of here. Spıke ¬  01:18 7-Dec-09
My bad, it is McNabb that Limbaugh dissed. But ain't my fault. Spıke ¬  23:12 7-Dec-09
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  • Keept -RAHB 04:06, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Bizarro Girl God

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. 200 proof cruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:10, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Quickly. A small collection of random thoughts with no theme. It is notable when you view the cinematic Eye of Sauron and perceive a vagina. Unite against Coding Under the Influence! Spıke ¬  23:32 9-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This really sucks. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 05:33, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
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Irate Gamer

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  • Delete Stupid stub that does nothing but randomly rehash a bunch of our in-jokes without adding anything new to them. Absolutely nothing funny about the whole thing. Wild at Heart 06:35, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Reads like an Encyclopedia Dramatica article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:32, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Plus vanity/cyberbullying on "Chris." Spıke ¬  12:08 9-Dec-09
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:13, 9 December 2009
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 15:50, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
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Rowdy Saudis

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. So apparently Hitler started a rock band (again)... or a biker gang. I don't know. It's a moronic article, that's the important bit. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:05, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Good concept, poor exectution. I don't think it even mentions any Saudis in the article. Found it. Still not funny, though. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Randumbo mix and mismatch. If you are going to start on a joke about the Saudis - at least the writer could have woven that idea more into this piece. He doesn't and therefore it is a just pile of reused dog ends. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:53, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:49, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
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  • No significant development since 2006. Nothing relevant on author's user or talk pages. Can't tell if this article relates to anything, least of all Hitler; if it does, it could be saved, first by cutting the three reincarnations and the impossible chronology. Spıke ¬  23:34 7-Dec-09

Pink Panther Party

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This is bad in lots of ways. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:30, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. There is a concept: Cross the separatist Black Panther Party with effeminacy (essentially its opposite). It's unrealized. If whites wrote this, it's racial name-calling; if blacks, then it's street trash talk. Either way, it's a waste of bytes. Coincidentally, it drops the name of Terrell Owens. Spıke ¬  01:22 7-Dec-09
  • Delete. It could have possibly worked but the writer falls into a big crap hole of tired racism to make it really funny. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:41, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:47, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
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  • There is also a Pink panther, it redirects to "User:MrCleveland/Pink Panther", and it's mostly crap. The exaggerated list of real and fancied sequels makes a point, but the contents don't relate to anything. I can't VFD something in userspace, but I would VFD the pointer. Spıke ¬  11:16 7-Dec-09
  • If this is deleted, I will slide in the smallish User:SPIKE/Pink Panther Party as a replacement. If you see additional directions for this one to go in, I welcome them. Spıke ¬  01:30 8-Dec-09
Replacement article is installed. Spıke ¬  12:37 9-Dec-09

🔒 Ben Folds Five H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. One of our more presentable band-based articles, though it needs editing, as when it tries too hard to be witty "(as opposed to not being witty which is of course the only thing worse than in fact being witty)".... Spıke ¬  11:03 6-Dec-09
Copy in User:SPIKE/Ben Folds Five is cleaned up and slightly expanded. Spıke ¬  11:45 6-Dec-09
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kept - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:27, Dec 9

  • and cleaned-up version substituted as an edit Spıke ¬  01:53 9-Dec-09

🔒 Mrs. Millicent Uddersoe H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. It expertly does what it sets out to do. Sir Winston Pooh? The lady's ass "shaken, not stirred"? Fabulous! The section "Early life," however, does seem to exist just for completeness and needs to get funnier. Spıke ¬  03:58 29-Nov-09
  • Keep. It shows some flashes of humour but needs expansion. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:13, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep.. I wouldn't vote for on VFH, but found it amusing if short. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:32, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 19:44, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Uncyclopeda is the top search on a very small number on google, so it's probably a totally fake person. The article is also flimsy and too short (though the committee to give Alan Moore and Bath and A Shave was sort of cute).--Count of Monkey Crisco 03:50, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I'm just not seeing the point. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:46, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Shouldn't have made it out of NRV way back in '06. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:05, Dec 4
  • Delete. Dumb. Sir Roger 07:55, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:40, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
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kept - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:28, Dec 9

John Freeman

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  • Dear Lord. This is hilarious. I mean, the video is. This article is completely plagiarized. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:59, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Apparently, this was plagiarized. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:02, 7 December 2009
  • Just No. A mess of words. My Tree! 18:42, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Regretful Delete “I loved wife like sun raise... DARK MAN YOU WILL SUFFAR!” John Freeman ponted and yelled. Okay, I laughed quite a bit, but for the wrong reasons. This fails about as hard as anything written in English could and that is funny, but I cannot endorse this sort of thing in good conscience. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:29, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Concept stolen, execution illiterate. But amazing it hasn't attracted support from the so-bad-it's-good gang. Spıke ¬  23:28 7-Dec-09
We get the message! Turn it off! Spıke ¬  23:35 7-Dec-09
Fine, but I'm leaving the first one on. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:41, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Some of you are missing the point that this is completely plagiarized. Search for John Freeman on Youtube. It's better in video form, trust me. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:23, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

UnNews:Online gaming

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🔒 UnNews:Revolutionary 4-stroke engine runs on screaming H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Um... is this news article supposed to be all "A's"? I don't think so, even though the title references screaming. Moved from QVFD due to age.--TrekCaptain 17:19, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. There can only be one. -Conner McCloud --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:21, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. The concept is valid--though unoriginal--but the execution is (necessarily) simian. Count is right; we need (at most) only one of these. Spıke ¬  19:02 7-Dec-09
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  • Invalid Nom too young for a vfd nomination. --Mn-z 20:01, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks Mnb, missed that one. Voting closed. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:16, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

🔒 The Emperor's New Clothes H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Completely empty article, moved here from QVFD. --TrekCaptain 17:13, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Flimsy Delete Per the Count. We routinely delete "dumb one-jokers." Spıke ¬  19:09 7-Dec-09
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Also also, you might want to read the rules at the top. Nominations without the {{VFD}} tag are invalid. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:08, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • That a series of blank sections is acceptable if it makes a point refutes the assertion that there is {expansion} required for the small but complete Barack Obama's birth. Spıke ¬  19:09 7-Dec-09
  • I don't see the comparison. Is Barack Obama's birth intentionally short as a commentary on a possible cover-up regarding his true origins? Doesn't look like it. It just looks stubby, like it's better suited to be a section than an article. And there are no blank sections in The Emperor's New Clothes -- if anything, the sections are too long. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:02, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Invalid. No VFD tag. Voting closed. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:28, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

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🔒 :Category: Things George Bush doesn't care about H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep (1) Bush still was a president at some point. World War two was what, 60+ years ago, and nobody questions it when someone makes fun of that. (2) The fact that the statement is more trivial adds to the comedy of it for me. As well, it's one of the least cliche forms of Bush humor. I'd think that would warrant it having more value than just the idea that he was a bad president (3) Your mom (4) Sort of partially agreed, but there are 205 articles in this category...plus, it's not a list, it's a category. It gets put onto other pages individually, it's not like it's an actual content page that was made for just listing a bunch of shit. If anything, this is ten times superior to that sort of idea. -RAHB 12:28, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
Regarding (1), compare "Category: Places the Nazis didn't bomb in WW2"--even more trivial, like a zillion other things, and less preferable than writing something that's actually funny. Spıke ¬  12:40 7-Dec-09
  • Keep. I think you're really fishing for something to delete here, when there are larger pieces of crap to fry. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:32, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
    Mmmmm.... fried peices of crap. *drools* -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 15:55, Dec. 7, 2009 15:55, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep.Actually it's related to the rapper/celebrity-trainwreck Kanye West's quote, Spike. Your argument reveals that you don't "get" what it's about so it's not credible. I say lweave the category alone. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:32, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote Obvious Keep. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:56, 7 December 2009
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. This category is sorta random, but its also large, and there is some link between the articles in this category. So, deleting this category, would probably result in some "information loss". --Mn-z 16:47, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. All categories are pointless. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:50, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete (1) Bush is no longer President. (2) The statement that "I care about everything" was one of the more forgettable acts of his forgettable Presidency. (3) Every President claims to care about everything (cf. Clinton and "Ah feel yo' pain"). (4) Lists of negatives are stupid lists, and tagging something with this Category to ridicule Bush is instant humor with zero creativity. Spıke ¬  12:20 7-Dec-09
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  • Kept. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:26, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

Lance Vance

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. We've hit the threshold here people: second generation GTAcruft. Not just cruft about a fictional GTA game, an article about a minor character in GTA game. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:02, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. It's like trying to stamp on fleas . --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:43, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. True second-generation cruft would be an article about an article about a GTA game. But I'll help you snuff out this one. Can you kill some mexicans for me? Spıke ¬  11:06 7-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 17:08, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:29, 7 December 2009
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Give me a Big Mac Or Else!

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Captain Tsubasa

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. The only notable joke I saw in here was "OVER 9000!!" —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. But that's not a joke but a meme (a value-exceeding-the-maximum). This description of a Japanese video game about "a soccer nerd kid who dumbed his girlfriend" is supposed to be funny because nothing is exactly right. Except, you wouldn't know. Spıke ¬  15:52 6-Dec-09
  • Delete. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 18:37, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Captain Crap. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:38, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
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Grand Theft Auto Advance

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This game is considered by many fans to be one of the worst in the series. See where I'm going with this? —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. The review, in fact, claims that it's identical to its predecessors--about the most brainless way there is of ridiculing something. Perhaps throw out ways it might have been different, and experiment with different ways of saying, "Nope." Nope. However, "you get to hurt your self when you crash into things inside your car." Spıke ¬  15:42 6-Dec-09
  • 0.000000000000000006 yoctoseconds. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 18:55, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.GTA, go away. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:16, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Another shocking example GTA cruft. It is just a shame none of the writers of these junk pieces don't try and come up with an original angle to the original GTA. If this is one , I haven't seen it so far. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:37, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
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Gravitation

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Yeah, it's about two gay guys. Bleh. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)
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🔒 Married Women H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. An irredeemable shitfest of poop. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:54, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per Hyperbole. --Mn-z 23:24, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. No notable basis, inscrutable. PS--I'm biased toward Delete when any article breaks the encyclopedia canon with impossible year numbers just to display its zaniness. Spıke ¬  20:50 23-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote soft delete Some workable random humor, but not enough to make it save worthy. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:23, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.. It's got Oscar Wilde, Your Mother, Gay jokes, and random dates! Ha Ha! Funny! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:30, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 19:50, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Am waiting for someone to tell us if there is a musical group by this name; that is, that this article has any basis, and that its inscrutability is an encoded reference to real facts. Spıke ¬  22:48 19-Nov-09
  • So would you vote keep for real bandcruft and delete for fake bandcruft? Or the other way around? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:12, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
Mostly want to defer voting while I don't know what I don't know, which was a lot in the case of Suryavarman II. Yes, it would be more keep-able if it were clearly bandcruft. Spıke ¬  23:26 19-Nov-09
A quick wikipedia and google search seems to say no, or at least they fail UN:CM. --Mn-z 23:49, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I would like to see an article on Marital Arts that combines marriage and fighting. Actually, that's kind of depressing. I'm off to sulk now. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:12, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Been here long enough with no clear consensus. Voting closed. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:32, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

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Final Fantasy IV

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  • comment. Actually, I found the altered template to be pretty darm funny. Except it's cheating, I suppose. But still, I think it could be used somewhere. Excuse me while I steal it. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:40, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
Well, those templates are used on all the Final Fantasy articles, but if you really wanna keep it... —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)
I just checked I - III and V - VIII, and didn't see it on any of them. Perhaps we're talking about something different? I'm talking about what Spike mentioned above. That I found funny (even if troublemaking), and added to my talk page. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 07:22, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
Fo reals? They had that template last time I read them. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)

🔒 FUCKING SENTENCE H D Oldvfd

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Of course, I'd hoped that predicting it would keep you from fucking doing it!!! Spıke ¬  00:22 5-Dec-09
  • Keep -RAHB 05:03, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote weak keep per above. --Mn-z 06:18, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. --Andorin Kato 06:41, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE! Only contains the word "f***" and variations of specified word, and is basically 4 lines long. No worth whatsoever to Uncyclopedia, just random swearing for no point. Further, its marked as a dead end article. --TrekCaptain 22:02, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This is when you use QVFD. Unfortunately, Socky has seen it, and has elected instead to boldface the first paragraph, so he'll be voting Keep.... Spıke ¬  22:05 4-Dec-09
I DID put in under QVFD (yesterday). Nothing happened to it. (I BLAME THE ADMINS!!!) Ya think I should post it there again?--TrekCaptain 22:07, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
Not now that it's in VFD, that's sort of short-circuiting the voting process. Spıke ¬  22:09 4-Dec-09
I see it in Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive55 for 28-Nov, with no explanation why it wasn't huffed. Spıke ¬  22:13 4-Dec-09
Perhaps bothering an admin about it might make them start monitoring the page more... --TrekCaptain 22:20, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
In the future, if an article repeatedly put on QVFD is not deleted, it means that it's not going to be deleted. So if this is kept, I expect to at least see a month period before it's relisted again. Continuously drawing attention to something isn't going to change what happens to it. -RAHB 05:03, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
People kept QVFDing it. I kept removing it. --Andorin Kato 06:41, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Recommendation: Lock and delete, should it be removed. --TrekCaptain 22:09, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Suggestion - Perhaps it could be moved to UnPoetia? -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 04:44, Dec. 5, 2009
  • TrekCaptain, it seems that you have unfortunately stumbled onto an inside joke, one of the articles that's "so bad it's good," an archetype of how not to write an article for a web site on how not to write encyclopedia articles. Let us hope that the Admins will tell us the difference, once and for all, between an article that's "so bad it's good" and an article that is simply bad. This one is simply bad. Ridicule me as an ex-Wikipedian, but some stuff needs to be written down. Spıke ¬  12:44 5-Dec-09

Lil Wayne

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Written like an ED article with no humor unless you hate him as much as the writer.—Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. "Not all cultures are the same, and they are not equally good at everything," and this author's culture cannot even poke fun at a rapper with creativity. Andorin, the Rabbi, and the Chief Justice have spent a lot of time reverting anonIP edits to this article, though the article would make it hard to call anything vandalism of it. Spıke ¬  18:50 5-Dec-09
  • BUTT POOP. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 21:44, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • BUTT POOP 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:25, 5 December 2009
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Rydia

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🔒 User talk:Spang H T D Oldvfd

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  • Delete Long, listy and unfunny. If a bunch of people continuously edit a page for years and it never gets any better, I'd think it's time to call it quits and start over. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:00, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I would suggest moving the current page to User talk:Spang/archive12 and starting over with a blank slate. The current page is way too long to prune down to a manageable size. --Mn-z 06:14, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • fuk dis nigga --Roman Dog Bird 22:40, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
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Keep'd. While the contributions of others on that page suck, mine there are, frankly, awesome. And also invalid nom, but that's probably tangental. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:27, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

Adolf Shitler

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  • Delete - Too random, pretty immature. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 21:40, Nov. 28, 2009
  • Delete Unless someone is willing to rewrite. CthulhuPh'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!Cthulhu 21:46, November 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Article says, "Shitler died, even though he was immortal"--then envisages his reanimation. That is, the only coherent thing about this page is the potty humor (sometimes literally). Rewritten or not, why would we want such an article? Spıke ¬  00:36 29-Nov-09

Delete. I liked the headlining picture. That's it. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:25, November 29, 2009 (UTC)

  • Delete The article lacks coherence and is too meme dependent. --Mn-z 17:03, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Chuck Fucking Norris. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:03, Dec 4
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  • Maybe it can be taken as an illustration of how Hitler needed the Jews eliminated because some things inherent to the Jewish heritage, like the sanctity of life, conflicted with his ideals. To achieve the society envisioned by Hitler, opponents and supposed inferior humans would need to permanently eliminated, and a concept like the sanctity of life would be in clear contrast to such practices. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:13, 29 November 2009
  • Call me uneducated, but how are you seeing all that in a peice of shit with a mustache? -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 01:38, Nov. 29, 2009
  • Oh, I see. That is pretty clever, though probably unintentionally. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 01:48, Nov. 29, 2009
  • Likewise. I'm more interested in the conflict between this dumb article and the Uncyclopedia heritage, like the sanctity of humor. Spıke ¬  01:40 29-Nov-09
Then you must gaze lovingly before each flush of the toilet. Spıke ¬  04:04 29-Nov-09

Elisha Cuthbert

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  • Keep. The article isn't that good, but the images make up for it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:14, 22 November 2009
    So you'd vote "keep" on any article that included two pictures of an attractive woman in a bikini? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:25, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
    Well, that depends. Here, I think the article is consistent for the most part and has a fair enough concept (perfect woman/Kim Bauer). Some bits are utterly crappy, of course, but that shouldn't doom the whole article. Though I admit that without these images, I would have totally voted to exterminate this. I guess it's funny in a way how hot chicks get crap articles. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:09, 23 November 2009
    You should know that Mnbvcxz has updated his undeleteable page, BUTT POOP, just for you. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 03:46, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
    I have no idea what it's about, but I seem to like it for some reason. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:28, 23 November 2009
  • Keep, per Socky Yada Parada 19:01, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete. If I told you that I enjoy masturbating, would you laugh? If the answer is "no," then there's no humor in this article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 01:47, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Another article from the Randumbo template. If the writer had at least stuck to 24 then I may have abstained...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:33, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete No idea who she is and whilst she's quite fit in that empty 'I like kittens' way - well - this isn't funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:20, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote BUTT POOP!!!! --Mn-z 02:27, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Article sucks, images are available elsewhere. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:02, Dec 4
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Not worth the memory space on the uncyclopedia servers, and the images you can easily find by using the most evil tool in the world for n00bs, called GOOGLE. --TrekCaptain 00:04, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Why not? --Mn-z 23:17, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Honestly, in general, I'm not in favor of replacing shitty articles with image macros. In my opinion, that tends to discourage articles on those subjects from ever being written. Maybe no one will ever have a funny idea for an Alessandra Ambrosio article, but if they did, they'd probably land on that page and say "Oh. Well, I might offend someone if I campaigned to get that replaced, so I'll leave it alone." A wizard did it is a good place for an image macro because it isn't taking up any article namespace real estate, but Elisha Cuthbert is a page where, in a perfect world, we should have a fully realized article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 01:20, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • We could always place a rewrite tag on the macro. Or, better yet a "we couldn't think of anything funny to write about this subject, so we made an image macro template, if you can think of a better idea, please rewrite this"- template. --Mn-z 18:35, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • If by consistent, you mean laden with masturbation fodder, then yes. --Mn-z 06:15, November 29, 2009 (UTC)

UnNews:Remington Steelers return home to England to perform at teen actor's funeral

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I know we usually don't see UnNews articles here but A) Why not, some are really crap and B) I'm afraid that Remington Steelers might be related to a tapeworm, capable of regrowing from even a single left over body segment. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:23, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Yes! either pursues the vanity of their personal band or the vanity of their personal fantasy band. Either way, they have already been shown the door. Spıke ¬  15:49 4-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per sagacruft control. --Mn-z 17:46, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Someone with real power, please correct "nessessary" in Template:VFDRules2. Spıke ¬  15:49 4-Dec-09

🔒 cosbymon H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Keep. The author is active on the site and keeps coming back to this one to work on it. He last worked on it just a few weeks ago, and even left a note at the bottom asking us to improve rather than delete it. I don't know. Deleting it seems kind of cruel. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:32, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • I think this has potential. I remember this episode of the Cosby Show where Cosby started acting all weird about Pokemon, or Pokey Mans as he called them. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:42, 3 December 2009
  • Keep - POKEMON! Pokemon, with the pokey and the man and the thing where the guy comes out of the thing and they like to go RAH RAH RAH RAH! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 21:02, Dec. 3, 2009
  • Keep Who is that attractive squirrel? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:44, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote sympathy keep per above. Maybe this can be de-crappified. --Mn-z 05:43, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Ah... user:jupiterfox. I can always count on you when VFD need some padding. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:15, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  What the bejabbers is this?! It ain't funny, I can tell you that. Wild at Heart 16:10, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.. I guess this is the work of someone recently potty trained. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:45, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 17:32, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Pointless crap (no offense, but that's my description of it). Not funny, not worth being here on uncyclopedia. --TrekCaptain 01:13, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Execution, pre-teen. Concept, evidently, stolen. Spıke ¬  02:45 4-Dec-09
  • delete Just to negate the 'sympathy keep'. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:45, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
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  • maybe we could convince the user to move to illogicopedia, and take his articles with him? --Mn-z 17:36, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment.Or send him toward that insane Remington Steelers Wiki to keep Ryansaurus company. The fact that Jupiterfox is active on the site is something that leads to the average quality of uncyclopedia articles getting worse, not better. BTW, Socky The Cosby show ran from '84 to '92. The first Pokemon game was released in '96. You might be thinking of an episode of the Simpsons where the animated Bill Cosby went on about Pokemon in a fictional reboot of Kids say the Darnedest Things. Yes, the article is, at best, a retelling of a Simpsons bit that wasn't that great to begin with. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:52, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Syndrome: That would be Minerva Mink from the 90's cartoon series Animaniacs. Jupiterfox's passions seem to run toward the "exotic". He makes a lot of random stuff about cartoon characters (much of which is currently deleted) or adds content to the same. I was thinking of improving the article by striking through the second paragraph and going off on a tangential article-within-article called "How to Be Funny and Not Just Furry" but that would be edging dangerously close to the "personal attack" territory. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:06, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
    • Just be glad he prefers Minerva Mink other that other female Animaniacs character. --Mn-z 05:43, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
      • Well, if you're talking about the toon I think you are, he does claim to be friends with her and Lola Bunny on his user page. Plus we have to worry about the possibility of him building a page around this.--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:17, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keept -RAHB 05:26, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Red link saboteurs H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Delete Good idea, terrible execution. Trivia section, no categories, too few relevant links, too little humor, and who the hell is "Rendell Monroe"? It's "Randall Monroe," dumbass. Wild at Heart 01:46, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. "This pseudo-intellectual clap should serve to eat up the last 30 minutes of my work day." I'm grateful that Section 4, though still in self-obsession, summed up exactly why it should be hanged without possibility of parole. Section 2 is so needlessly cryptic that I never got the "good idea." It's babble. Spıke ¬  02:06 3-Dec-09
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  • Keept -RAHB 05:23, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

🔒 I'm In Your Base Killin' Your Dudes H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Memetrash. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:59, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Memetrash. Even overuses strikethrough. Personal mention of RAHB in final section suggests the author will not be surprised to lose another bad article. Probably won't take him more than ten minutes to bang out a replacement. Spıke ¬  13:50 29-Nov-09
  • Delete. Somnambulistic randumbo. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:09, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Strongly Agree with Spike's reasons, as well as my comments under the "comments" box below. --TrekCaptain 01:03, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
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  • A thought, if I may. The article itself (after I re-read it) is not funny in the slightest. It also contains racist themes within it, such as the phrase (NOTE: I am just quoting the page) "I'm in Auschwitz killin your jews," which several others might consider offensive. These are only two reasons, however the racist theme(s) alone should allow for it to be removed. --TrekCaptain 15:53, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
Concur; but the fact that someone can claim to be offended cannot argue against free speech, or much of the content here becomes problematic. What bugs me, as always, is gratuitously mentioning a slaughter of humans with no connection to comedy. By the way, just as offensive is a guide to warfare by a kid who obviously never got closer than a Playstation console. Spıke ¬  17:55 1-Dec-09
I apologise. that was me. It was meant as a sort of deliberately-be-beyond-the-pale-offensive joke in a doomed article, since I didn't find the rest of it funny and thought I'd just vent at it. Again, I apologise. Terribly sorry to offend. Though as Frankie Boyle puts it "I've been studying Isreali Army Martial Arts. Now I know ten ways to kick a Palestinian woman in the back". You know, _that_ sort of offensive and yet funny. Epic fail on my part. Oh, poo. Myocardialinfarction 18:15, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
With the immediate comments in response to my thought, I have to agree with both SPIKE and Myocardialinfarction. This article is written in a non-humorous way, and has too many offensive items (NOTE: when I use the word offensive, I mean offensive in a way that would incite public outcry if released to the world). If only I knew how to submit a vote for quick deletion... maybe. --TrekCaptain 18:59, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keept -RAHB 05:21, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Port H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. (formerly Comment) New version at User:SPIKE/Port is keepable, though it still has too much from the original and still lacks illustrations. Hyperbole, or any wine lover, can you contribute new ideas? Spıke ¬  01:15 29-Nov-09
My version is done. No other ideas were forthcoming, and my illustration (a glass of red wine) is generic. But this essay on Port Huron port beats the former randomness on the Marquis de Sade and Elton John. Spıke ¬  13:55 4-Dec-09
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  • This is in no worse shape than we found The Wish Fish. Does have some fun with the nautical term. If a true wine-lover should try to clean this article up, I'll help it along. Spıke ¬  16:03 27-Nov-09
  • Keept -RAHB 05:25, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Alternate version is installed. Spıke ¬  12:50 5-Dec-09

Steve trump

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Because, why? Whoremonal 22:48, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
You realize that such a rationale will induce about three guys here to vote Symbol keep vote Keep. Because, why not? Spıke ¬  23:01 4-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Donald Trump's brother doesn't rise to the level of an article. Maybe if it were funny. Author tells us (at the end) exactly why Wikipedia booted his ass out, also why he wouldn't lower himself to doing business with Encyclopedia Dramatica; also informs us he has a private copy of this (for re-injection?) if we should delete it. Spıke ¬  22:59 4-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote Delete., and ban the IP just in case he actually did copy and paste it somewhere ready for us to delete it. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:36, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote You're Fired -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 04:48, Dec. 5, 2009
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  • Paste the template BELOW the arrow, and not to the right of it, and the section becomes individually editable. Spıke ¬  22:59 4-Dec-09
  • Sorry, noted. Whoremonal 23:21, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

clonecest

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. ICU'ed years ago, then poked by IP numbers infrequently. There's really not much worth saving. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:26, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. (Clone + Incest) Fnarr fnarr! Then, listcruft. Spıke ¬  21:37 4-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Uncensor the image, then I'll vote keep On second thought...no. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Random and stupid, and not even in a funny way. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 04:47, Dec. 5, 2009
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Clowns over Troubled Water

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Could be QVFD bad, even. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:08, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Concept: promising, provided that there were some point to merging clowns to a Simon & Garfunkel album. Execution: unbegun. Article entered Intensive Care in Nov'06, good for one paragraph and an Infobox; nothing but reorg and deletions since. Finish the job. Spıke ¬  11:53 4-Dec-09
  • Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:17, Dec 4
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.. Or give it to http://remingtonsteelers.wikia.com with some random name changes to include Remington Steelers. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:52, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 17:55, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Ugh. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 04:37, Dec. 5, 2009
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Clowns for Sale

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  • Symbol keep vote Weak-ass Keep - I thought it was funny, not too horible. Could use a little work -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 04:41, Dec. 5, 2009
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Not any funnier the second time around. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:12, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Cited in Clowns over Troubled Water. This one doesn't even have an Infobox. Spıke ¬  11:55 4-Dec-09
  • Delete. "This album sucked so much, that I stuck it into my butt cheeks, farted, and swirled. Oh yeah, I swirled." --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:14, Dec 4
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This has my inspired my throwaway idea Coco Chanel started life in the circus.....--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:54, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 17:44, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
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Jilliby, New South Wales

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Today Show

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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Half-arsed, yes, but might be funny to an Australian. Where's PuppyOnTheRadio when you need him? Spıke ¬  21:41 4-Dec-09

Parliament

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Parliaments are important governing bodies in dozens of democracies and pseudodemocracies around the world. They vary in power and flavor from British to Russian to Funkadellic to inexpensive cigarettes. The one common factor in all parliaments is that they have nothing to do with fucking gorillas!--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:24, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - To Illogicopedia it goes! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 02:28, Dec. 4, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. A surprising number of hands (none recently) have worked to create this unfunny mess. Spıke ¬  03:02 4-Dec-09
  • Delete. Crap. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:08, Dec 4
  • Delete Give it to http://remingtonsteelers.wikia.com and just say everyone was in that band. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:50, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
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Battlecorp

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. From the maker of Heyte. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:09, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  per above. Wild at Heart 16:10, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.. Another Heyte Crime. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:04, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I can not find the game on wikipedia or google. So I assume its complete bullocks. --Mn-z 17:29, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete - Not worth fighting for. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 21:04, Dec. 3, 2009
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Heyte

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  • Delete Poorly written, grammar and formatting errors, totally devoid of any semblance of humor. Wild at Heart 01:43, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Corporation in rampant conquest of world domination. Most bad ass, bad ass, of bad asses. Another character for someone's personal video game. Spıke ¬  02:13 3-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:01, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Heyteful...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:48, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 17:22, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Article was put in intensive care Jan'07. Author removed the tag and replaced it with: "EDIT: Still under construction. Buddy." This legend, though simplified, is still there, though article last underwent a flurry of edits about this time last year. Spıke ¬  02:13 3-Dec-09

HCI

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  • Delete Nothing funny at all, even to its narrow target demographic. I don't see the humor in it, and it has a one star rating. Wild at Heart 01:40, December 3, 2009 (UTC)