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Sporadic Meerkat Generator

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Nintenrabies

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. I agree with Count of Monkey Crisco but think the concept's worth keeping. Or just move it to user space which is probably better. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:13, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Has a sort of good starting concept, then goes into head wound rambling territory. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:18, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:55, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Nice intro..shame about the rest of it..--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 19:55, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Nice legs. Shame about the face. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 13:38, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 17:46, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
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Best friend of Captain Jack

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🔒 Raygun H D Oldvfd

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  • Delete. Bad. --Docile hippopotamus 22:14, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. It is deletable as it is, but I would change my vote if anyone stepped in to save it. --ChiefjusticeDS 11:46, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. not me FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 11:49, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:07, Oct 23

🔒 Template:PBS H D Oldvfd

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  • Delete. Useless template. --Docile hippopotamus 08:00, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I agree. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:15, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
    • Symbol delete vote Delete. Single use template should be code substituted. It avoids the issue of the code being in several locations, i.e. parser changes causing a template to break the code of an article, template vandalism, et cetera. And, the problem of potential template spamming. --Mn-z 16:39, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Comment. I just checked. It's used on six articles so far, seven if I add it to Pedobear. I don't feel it's right to delete a template that works with articles. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:00, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:49, Oct 22

🔒 John Travolta's Hair H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Not so bad. Could do with expansion. IronLung 00:19, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
    • Okay, what I meant was, it is so bad, but could be re-written into something remarkable. IronLung 00:20, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep Not crap. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:02, Oct 21
  • Keep Really? This is pretty good... MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:16, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Just because I want to run my fingers through it. Oh! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:02, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
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  • I think the key issue of this debate is if John Travolta's hair deserves a separate article to John Travolta. This is the issue you must decide here ladies and gentleman. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:38, Oct 22
    Psst! The answer is HELL YEAH! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:42, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:50, Oct 22

Barfights in Congress

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🔒 Von Bobby John H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. "Operation John" is on. I'm searching for the worst articles with the word "John" in the title.--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:53, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:07, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 16:32, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:34, Oct 22

🔒 Anthem H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Weak keep. I think that this one has some potential, it just needs a bit of fixing up. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:18, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. per above. --Mn-z 16:39, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Not crap. Obviously. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:06, Oct 21
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Kept Let's have some better nominations eh? It needs to be REALLY shit. We have some articles which are really shit. Let's delete them first. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:06, Oct 21

Drano Max

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Ugh. IronLung 00:24, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Ugh seconded. Way to completely blow off any sort of theme. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:10, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 07:28, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 10:34, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 14:31, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Fuckinate. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 14:39, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:49 Oct 20 2009
  • Delete. Could have been okay, had it not involved McDonald's. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:00, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Drano also redirects here. IronLung 00:24, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Andrew Johns

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. What? an article about an unexceptional Australian Football player? I see no way that could be horrifically unfunny.--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:12, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:19, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 08:44, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 16:40, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 07:27, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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John O'Reilly

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. John O'Reilly is a being originally from the Fifth Dimension, a world beyond the world known to Oscar Wilde. That's the first sentence. It just goes on like that. Thanks for making Operation John so simple, sucker.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:06, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:10, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 16:32, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.. I'll go with the mob with this one. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 16:18, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:40, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 07:25, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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John Titor

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Time Travel wibble.--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:38, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. What he said, but with added wibble. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:04, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 16:30, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Perhaps something that will be funny in the new Dark Ages...until then..delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 20:58, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 07:24, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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Spark Notes

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. A Dutch mink farmer, you say? With laser beam eyes! Amazing! Tell me more!--Count of Monkey Crisco 05:36, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:03, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 16:30, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Drivel for Dunces. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 20:54, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 07:24, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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Eric the midget

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Depressingly bad. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:25, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Yes it is a Hampster (sic) , trapped for ever in a spinning wheel of stupidity...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 05:45, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Yaaawn. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:53, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I thought I already voted on this. --Mn-z 16:28, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
That was Eric the Déjà vu Midget Mnbvcxz..--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:06, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 07:23, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 Manspider H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Weak keep just enough value to keep, i.e. underlying concept and image. --Mn-z 15:18, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Weak keep. A bit amusing. One of those articles where you see it and you wish a better writer had come up with the same idea. --monika 03:20, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • I agree with Mnbvcxz and Monika. This is fixable. Let's give some Samaritan a chance to fix it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:12, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:02, Oct 20

sunny

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Stupid stub and possible vanity/personal attack. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:49, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. About as unfunny as they come here. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 05:46, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Incoherent rubbish. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:51, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote almost QVFD bad --Mn-z 15:29, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 07:23, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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World War XXI

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This is somehow less funny than an actual account of a real war. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:40, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:47, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Smite lightning Smite. If you replace the celebs with imaginary generals, the article could survive in wikipedia.. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 10:11, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 15:23, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete please. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:10, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Comment. Looks like there is a whole family of these articles. Do we drown just this one or the entire litter ?--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 05:53, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Much as every member of the "Manson Family" had their own trial I say every article should be evaluated on its own merit and have its own day in court. VFD has 10 spaces left so don't feel shy about nomming the World War articles that are as bad as this one.--Count of Monkey Crisco 09:44, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

🔒 That time I was nearly raped by Dexter111344's giant cock during my sojourn in Midkiff Land H Tag Oldvfd

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  • I wish there were an injoke namespace, so we could segregate this kind of stuff from the wiki proper. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 14:23, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
    UnJokes? FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 14:34, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

Kept The "joke" is that they are in the mainspace. We have a category for em. That way we know where they all are when the revolution comes! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:35, Oct 19

🔒 Pee-wee Herman H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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Kept Invalid nom. All that pedo shit was added recently. Check the history for vandalism. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:47, Oct 19

🔒 Prevert H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:50, Oct 19

🔒 That guy from the Canadian Tire commercials H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Keep. You all suck. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:02, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote per Modus --Mn-z 16:26, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Vote change. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 18:43, October 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Hard rewrite. Crisco is right: it sucks. Modus is right: the existence of this article is amusing. My solution: Hard rewrite tag. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:20, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Possibly written by a spaceman who does not have our earth concepts of "jokes" and "humor" in their home galaxy. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:40, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Er what??? --ChiefjusticeDS 09:49, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • ROFC. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 09:58, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Is this some sort of Canadian in-joke. --Mn-z 15:27, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
    I believe it is. Otherwise, why would modus vote keep? FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 15:29, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
    In Canada they have a store. It's called Canadian Tire. That store has ads, with a guy. The ads are unbelievably irritating. The guy is worse. Witness:
    Neighbour: "I sure hate cleaning out the gutters, eh."
    Canadian Tire Guy: "Have you tried the new Mastercraft Gutterizer 2000, only available from Canadian Tire? Here, borrow mine. I got it at Canadian Tire, the place where it is sold."
    Neighbour: "Beauty."'
    The only reason I've seen them is because Easter Island Cable Company crossed wires or some shit, so all I get now are Canadian channels. I'm getting awfully tired of seeing episode after episode of The Beachcombers. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:12, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
    You call that irritating? Ha! Dude, I swear to God, you havn't seen irritating till you have seen an Egyptian ad.. Lame (as in a 120 years old footless man trying to walk) FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 16:33, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
    Sure, but Egyptian ads, and this bit is critical, don't have the Canadian Tire Guy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:05, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Head-On! Apply directly to forehead! Head-On! Apply directly to forehead! Head-On! Apply directly to forehead!Head-On! Apply directly to forehead! Head-On! Apply directly to forehead! Head-On! Apply directly to forehead! Seriously, what M.O. described sounds like the basis for a good parody article, even a style parody article but not a set of paper & dice RPG stat blocks. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:53, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:55, Oct 19

Abbayuubie

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  • Delete - Unfunny garbage linked from various articles about animals. Is there something I'm not understanding here (perhaps because I'm not British...)? --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 19:13, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Two mediocre paragraphs, followed by unfunny quotes.. I dont think I undestand its humour FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 19:44, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete I ate my cheese pie --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:22, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:25, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 02:45, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
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Template:Crap-pt

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  • Temporary Keep This does seem pointless, but there are a ton of Portuguese pages on this wiki. We should decide what to do with all of it before we start deleting pieces. The Portuguese wiki has almost 20,000 articles, so I don't understand why they're keeping their placenta here. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:38, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete Why do we have a Portuguese template on the English Uncyclopedia? The template this was translated from has been damned anyway. --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 19:11, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Smite lightning Smite. at once. We don't have to vote on this one. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 19:14, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete --ChiefjusticeDS 21:24, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete The English crap template is quasi-deleted, its still on here but its restricted to userspace/archival forum useage. There is no reason to keep a foreign one. Additionally, any article that needs a crap template probably needs a deletion. --Mn-z 02:27, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
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  • There are currently 3 article pages (i.e., not Uncyclopedia:) which transclude this template, and 2 of them are Babel:Pt subpages. --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 00:07, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

Grand Theft Auto: Cartoon City Stories

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Are you fucking kidding me? Fool me once - shame on you, fool me - you... um... can't get fooled again.--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:55, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. That was horrible to look at and read. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:21, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Invalid nom article is under 7 days old. --Mn-z 16:16, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

Skateboard

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Grand Theft Auto: Cartoon City

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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Proven to be made by a super-censored 12-year old. Ban him too.-Almost Sir Random Crap
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Wow, I've never seen something quite as bad. --Pelargonium 03:37, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Smite lightning Smite. So bad it should be kept away from the mucus glands and eyes. I sort of feel bad deleting such a young article but this is a complete teardown. The first step in improving it is destroying it utterly. I don't feel THAT bad because said 12 year old made the article twice (see above). P.s. Don't forget to add the VFD template. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:55, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.--ChiefjusticeDS 09:17, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Invalid Nomination article is under 7 days old, it would get an ICU tag. --Mn-z 16:14, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Supergirl H T D Oldvfd

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  • KILL IT! Unfunny bearcruft. Wonder Woman is much better. --Iz in your wiki, VFDing your articlez. Fox tv logo-med-small 1 --FoxKidsIsCoolerThanJ00 23:01, September 21, 2009 (UTC) 20:26, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Move to Supergirl/classic. Then move Supergirl's New Costume to Supergirl, leaving behind a redirect. Then put a link to the "classic" version on top of the article. Yes, I know that's complicated, but that's how I think it should go down. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:45, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
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  • I would suggest moving it to Supergirl/fetishcruft. If this is deleted, I request that Superboi also be deleted (author request). Even though I was one of the main authors of this, I really don't like it, its sort of an iCarly style mess without the in-joke value. --Mn-z 05:31, October 17, 2009 (UTC)

Kept +moved around and stuff at bit (per hype) Oh, anyone can move a page, maybe ask on the talk page first... Oh, except Hype. He gets banned if he moves pages around. :P MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:00, Oct 18

John A. Macdonald

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete."Born 2004 in the tiny and now-defunct penis of fartland..." Do I have to read more? Really? Okay... uh huh...hm... uh huh... I see. Yup, the whole article is kinda shitty. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:47, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. But if you didn't read on you would have missed "Macdonald is also notable for founding in 1834 the State University of New York campus of SUNY Plattsburgh after a heavy drinking binge while fighting moose".
  • Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 10:12, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. The penis/fartland bit is clearly vandalism, but the rest isn't great either. There are only two things you need to know about John A.: He helped form Canada and he was pretty drunk at the time. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:02, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:36, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 How to build a bomb (hypothetically) H D Oldvfd

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  • Keep It has real potential to be funny.. It just needs some prose and images. A cleanup tag will do FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 19:24 October 10 '09
  • (hypothetical) Keep. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:27, 10 October 2009
  • Symbol keep vote weak keep probably better than a blank slate. I would recommend a rewrite or stub tag.--Mn-z 20:02, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. I think there is real potential here. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:37, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. I think there's no potential here at all. Expanding this article will only make it worse. But it's fine for what it is. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:19, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Kerkill What could be funny (hypothetically) just gets annoying to read (hypothetically). MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:06, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete...Or give it to Illogicopedia with a ticking clock...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 16:12, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Weak Delete (hypothetically) Essentially a one trick pony. If you read it without the word "HYPOTHETICALLY" it's pretty crap.--Count of Monkey Crisco 23:24, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:15, Oct 16

The Last Samurai

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Growing at a stunning rate of about a sentence per year since '05 this tiny article is expected to be funny by the year 2477. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:12, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Oh! That reminds me. Does anybody know in what year Samurai Jack ended up? Samurai Jack. Ya know, the real last Samurai. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:04, 14 October 2009
  • Delete. I can't top the Count's comments on this one but agree this one should be deleted !--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 05:48, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:47, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 15:25, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 Forum:Count to a million H D Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. per wasting wikia's bandwidth and server space. Its stupid, but some people care about it. --Mn-z 19:21, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • 2 votes for keep. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:47, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 23:56, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • keep If I understand correctly, huffing articles doesn't save space because they hang about on the servers in case someone wants to resurrect them. The only things that are ever deleted from the servers are images and stuff. Also, when the hell does text take up more than a piddle of bandwidth? --monika 00:17, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. (Now @ 4649: For 6 for 9 )  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  01:08, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:46, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. but move to Mahm00shA's userspace. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:51, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep Everything everybody else said. And there absolutely is something funny about collaborative counting. Just think about it. "Collaborative counting." I can hardly keep a straight face while saying it myself. -RAHB 03:18, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Yes, I know, I've just put up one of Uncyclopedia's landmark forums for deletion. I don't know if it was nom'd before, but assuming it wasn't, this is the time to put an end to a pointless, bandwidth-devouring forum. And I don't know what's so funny about collaborative counting, but I know what a waste of time and effort it is. I know that it'll get two or three delete votes at most. And I know that most of the keep votes will be based on the immense notability/popularity of the forum. God, we have been counting for two or three years just to reach 5000, so please, stop wasting more time on it, and do something productive instead. Also, penispenispenis. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 18:37 October 11 '09
  • Delete based on the fact that it will automatically delete my userpage instead. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 09:14, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Actually, everything is saved on server space somewhere. Removing clutter from articles (like parser functions or excessive templates) would decrease average article size, reducing bandwidth (as in how much data is transferred across the interent). Removing text or dividing medium length articles into shorter ones probably won't effect bandwidth much, as it would likely cause articles to be viewed at a faster rate.
  • We shouldn't worry about bandwidth issues for deletions when editing unless our Wikia tells us something is an issue. I believe there is a policy on that on Wikipedia, but I can't find it at the moment. If a forum post or talk page is taking to longer to load, consider asking an admin (or the page owner for userpages) to archive parts of it. --Mn-z 00:40, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
actually, i used the term "bandwidth-devouring" metaphorically.. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 09:29 October 12 '09
Wikipedia:WP:DWAP? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 11:36, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Keep'd Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:04, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Worst 100 LOL Cats H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Strong Keep the page is supposed to be a funny image vomit. I do believe some people find that ammusing. --Mn-z 15:25, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Strong keep. what mnbvcxz said FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 10:55 October 10 '09
  • Keep I hate listy articles, but at least this one's funny. There are soooo many list articles that don't even raise the smallest distant flicker of a smile, I say get rid of those first. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:58, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Seems harmless to me. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:11, 10 October 2009
  • Keep. It does what it says on the tin. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:27, 10 Oct
  • Symbol keep vote Strong Keep the page is supposed to be a lampoon (not parody) of a big list of pictures of Lolcats with unfunny captions. (Although it wasn't when DJ Irreverent put it on this list) I believe as long as the captions do not directly copy & paste the image text it is has the potential to be a tickler to the funny bonez. It's the portal to sites like Icanhascheezburger.com. I can haz portal?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  19:17, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep . But move to user space only. If this is all second hand humour then perhaps that is the best location. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 16:05, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep.--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:01, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Strong Keep The parody in the comments for each image is the funny bidzness here, not the cute catzes. --Taz man 02:03, October 14, 2009 (UTC)Taz_man
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  • Delete Hmmm a big list of pictures of cats with unfunny captions. I can has originality and humor please kthnxbai --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 15:00, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete and move to userspace. Sorry, Mnbvcxz, but the way I see it, this is imported humor - it's really not that much different from posting the script to a funny episode of Family Guy. Obviously it took a lot of work to compile these images, but I don't feel very comfortable with it in mainspace. Honestly, it's probable that we even have copyright problems with this one. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:12, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Per Hyperbole. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 21:16, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Dude, Icanhascheezburger.com already exists, and we don't need a pointless knock-off with no parody value. Userspace if you must, but why baffles me - just bookmark the website! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:40, Oct 10
  • Delete. What UU said, userspace if anyone is really attached to this one. --ChiefjusticeDS 10:46, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • BOOM headshot. why do we need this? if you want this go to a lolcats site, not uncyclopedia -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 18:05, Oct 10
  • Delete - I am still not over the term "lolcat". Cat image macro is far catchier and that's saying something. --monika 01:37, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
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  • With regards to the copyright claims, most of those have been spammed around the internet, and would not be high risk copyright violations. The original authors probably don't care/don't have the resources to file complaints, and we could argue fair use on the grounds of showing internet phenomena. Also, more than a few a those are copyleft flickr finds. --Mn-z 18:38, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • I agree that having this page isn't "high risk," but it probably is illegal. For example, Wikipedia has rejected claims that showing the O RLY owl is fair use. You can read about that at Wikipedia:O RLY? and (especially) at Wikipedia:File_talk:Orly.jpg. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:08, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • To be consistent, then, wouldn't we then have to remove all images that do not have a valid creative commons license, unless they have a valid fair use rational somewhere else? And I don't want to get into the issue of "fair use" images created for commercial purposes and owned by large corporations with equally large legal departments. Simply moving the page to user space would not solve any copyright problems. And, that article has a more valid fair use claim than, say, throwing a funny animal pic on one's userpage, like the one with a icanhazcheezburger weblink on Sannse userpage (its in a choose command if you don't see it).
  • Well, here's the thing. Satire is fair use. I can legally post pictures of the copyrighted film X-Men Origins:Wolverine if I'm making fun of the movie. Most of the pages on Uncyclopedia are satire of one form or another. But this one isn't. This one is just imported humor. It's jokes told elsewhere, retold here. That's not satire. Honestly, it bothers me more that it's imported humor than that it's probably illegal because it's imported humor. I've voted delete because of imported humor many times, most recently on Lemming Sunday. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 14:31, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • This is not "imported humor" in the same sense that it is not a single joke stolen from somewhere else. The text captions are original, and it is an anthology of pop culture, like the pages on ED but pg-13 and without the cyberbullying and the porn ads. Basically, like in education, stealing 1 person's idea is plagiarism, stealing 20 people's ideas is a term paper. Like I said before, do we really want to go through the forum and userpages and remove possibly copyrighted LOL cats and the other 80% of our images that don't have proper fair use documentation or a valid fair claim in a given context?
  • Also, VFD isn't the place to discuss copyright violations. Copyright issues should be taken to someone who has access to copyright lawyers. --Mn-z 15:12, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Wouldn't moving this to userspace be an act more meaningless than chewing celery? mAttlobster. (hello) 14:18, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Kept That's enough keeps for me. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:01, Oct 15

The X-Files/Episode List

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. It's not very good but it's very, very new and as an X-files fan I think I see what they're trying to do there. The article's obviously under construction by a new user. I'm going to see how this plays out. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:57, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep,ad but a "fix" tag it per above. --Mn-z 14:16, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete. What. The fuck. Is. This shit. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:22, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. What he said. --ChiefjusticeDS 06:53, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • KILLLLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Dumpy the Medical Waste Man 21:20, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Completely unredeemable. It'll never be fixed. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:06, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete . Or move to the user's own page. If it is going to be a long list of nonsense (and not parodying what actually appeared on the show) then I don't see anyone is going to go through of all this to excavate a laugh. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 16:08, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I too "see what they're trying to do." A long list of nonsense, and they succeeded! Spıke ¬  01:45, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Went back and looked at the article, pretending I ever watched the show, and I still am not amused by this never-ending diary of put-downs. Spıke ¬  04:04, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • diediedie -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 14:43, Oct 14
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. If you think this is nonsense you just have no clue what's going on. The titles are parodies of actual X-Files episodes (Pilot Light, Deep Throating, Cheese, Iced Tea and Steve are derived from the season 1 episodes Pilot, Deep Throat, Squeeze, Ice and EVE). The episode summaries have some semblance to the actual episodes (for example Ice did share several plagiarized common plot elements with John Carpenter's "The Thing"). Thejokes are not terribly clever but some familiarity is required to get any joke, your own ignorance is not the definer of nonsense or structure. The article's only 3 weeks old and has seen regular contribution. If it continues to grow at this pace it might become serviceable. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:16, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
    • On the TV show, I concede not having a clue what's going on. If this is decisive, disregard my vote, but someone please provide guidance to the author(s). Spıke ¬  16:59, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Pimpin'

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  • Delete. Not that we need both Pimp and Pimpin', but the latter has no theme, has a huge animation for no reason, is incurably ragged, and would be worth deleting just to never again see the photo of the fat girl. Spıke ¬  03:57, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
  • Fattystats --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 04:40, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
  • Pimp me once and pimp me twice and pimp me once again. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:42, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
  • Pimple. Squeeze it by Michael Jackson. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 11:20, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 14:58, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
  • Per Roman Dog Bird. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:51, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 17:30, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Thanks, R.D.B. I needed that. Spıke ¬  16:46, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Dreaner

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete.So... Weird Al Yankovich had a son who became a wrestler. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:14, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:51, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 17:46, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. made up subject matter, our article is the highest google result for the word "Dreaner". --Mn-z 17:51, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Oh man. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:58, Oct 13
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🔒 Alessandra Ambrosio H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Thing-Fish. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 04:49, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. there are less stubby versions in the history, they are still bad though. --Mn-z 05:27, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:19, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • Fucking horrible. I suspect that if you removed the appealing pictures, no one would even consider voting keep. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:30, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Superficially attractive article, but only really contains one joke. Spıke ¬  02:24, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Fucking shite Hype is spot on. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 15:09, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Yeah. If you all wanna have that kind of rewrite, then we might as well get rid of it. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 13:59, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • kill needs moar tits -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 18:17, Oct 10
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Comment Rewrote it as per what was said in Keep votes. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 02:38, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Princess SP1900

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  • (Late) Engrish happens to amuse me, but this was done by a trainspotter, not a humorist. The only nearly funny thing was the anthromorphism of an urban train, and this was done by the transit authority in total seriousness. Perhaps if the photo captions had urged the reader to check out her tits. Spıke ¬  16:55, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

In Flames

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I'd say it's bandcruft but it has nothing to do with the band, or anything really. It begs for its life on the discussion page but it's really not that good. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:56, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Despite someone's best efforts to save it. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:50, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 17:47, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 17:49, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Sample: According to various estoric sources, In Flames started out as a collabaration of a Lunar Strain of Nordics which co-mingled with a species of Mexican, in the Subterannean continent of Melodeath under a glacier in Sweden. Have you started to laugh yet ? Thought not. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 11:13, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
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Lame

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War of the tacos

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Since the day it was born (August 5, 2009) it's been tagged "not funny," "{{fix}}" or "{{ugly}}." I don't think adding hot sauce at this point would help. When broken down for parts I'm not sure War of the tacos could even be recycled into other articles.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  00:29, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. random + unrelated axe grinding. --Mn-z 01:07, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Thus the Taco wars! Nice sentence fragment, jackass. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:28, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:49, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Incoherent. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:20, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
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San Seattle Riot

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San Seattle Riot

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HowTo:Start a Fashion

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HowTo:Ghost Ride the Whip

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Worst 100 Things of All Time

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2008 Presidential Election (video game)

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🔒 Elmo H D Oldvfd

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  • Delete Shitty shit shit shit shit. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 18:15, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete this for the eighth fucking time - and, for God's sake, could someone please protect it? I'm of the opinion that we will never have a successful Elmo article unless it's fully realized in userspace first. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:22, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • FUCKADUCKFUCKADUCKFUCKADUCKFUCKADUCK FUCK A FUCKING DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RomanDogBird (TalkMorgan Freemaneat my shorts niggaHawkmansuck my balls) 21:14, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 05:22, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I didn't really need to go past "Elmo is a sexy puppet". I did. I'm going to enjoy deleting this now. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:41, Oct 10
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Albert Wesker

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Galatasaray

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  • Delete. Pointless and ugly, has escaped our notice for just over a month now. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:20, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Really not very funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:22, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Only a month? Well it's pretty horrid anyhow and I detect little potential. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:59, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 21:22, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Short 'n' shit. And fuck Galatasaray anyway. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:29, Oct 10
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Bathgate

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  • Delete. Ugly, pointless and a history of near constant use for cyber-bullying. --ChiefjusticeDS 15:02, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per towncruft. --Mn-z 15:53, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete per being a rancid pile of British shit. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:24, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • he paid a black lassie to shit on his chest, whatta' cunt. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 21:27, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Despite temptation to vote keep because of Hype's vote, this is total and utter suckage. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:27, Oct 10
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HowTo:Be Awesome

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  • Delete. Poorly written, not funny, and has become a magnet for cyber-bullying and vanity. Nothing worth keeping in the history either. --ChiefjusticeDS 14:36, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:54, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Only gotten worse --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:39, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • HowTo:Be Lame AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! And Spongebob is AWESOME!!!!!!!! I wouldn't have said that back when I was in sixth grade and depressed as hell, but man oh man, THESE DAYS!!!!!! fuckthispage --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 21:33, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Per the above. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:25, Oct 10
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Eggmen

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