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Camp David

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Symbol delete vote Delete. Has the worst quote I have ever seen. Repeating the title in capitals is not humour. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:50, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

  • "Camp David is a homosexual chicken farm in Australia. It has been used by assholes to meet & greet the world since its inception in 438 BC." Enough said. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 16:27, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Bleah. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:47, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. It's crap of the highest/lowest order. A good example of how much utter bilge is still on this site. Need to root 'em out. --Romartus 19:56, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
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Forcibly relocate this article to illogicapedia --Nytrospawn 14:18, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Montreal Canadiens

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  • keep Its salvageable --Nytrospawn 14:21, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
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Symbol delete vote Delete. C'est merde. --Romartus 08:55, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

  • Delete. Teamcruft. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:20, Apr 6
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:26, Apr 6
  • Their average salary is like over a million buck US. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:46, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
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WrestleMania

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Adolf Gates

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  • I can't believe it's not Hitler! -- The Colonel (talk) 07:18, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.. Bucket of shitler. --Romartus 13:37, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Too random, and not good. Also, don't forget everyone that it is now mandatory to check the history of a page for better versions before it is nominated as per the change in the rules above. Not that there is a problem with that here however. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:24, Apr 4
  • Kerkill --MegaPleb β€’ Dexter111344 β€’ Complain here 20:48, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Crap. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:53, Apr 6
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πŸ”’ New Text Document.txt H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Weak keep. Maybe removing the plethora of red links or erm... I thought the concept was quite okay. ZhelielCow.jpg » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 14:07, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep It's OK. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:25, Apr 4
  • Keep. It amused me, but I'm a mathematician disguised as a computer scientist. (If I get bored, I might even touch it up, but don't hold me to it.) --monika 20:12, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. I don't understand it but I will defer to a mathematician. --Romartus 08:31, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keepish. Tolerable, I suppose. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:52, Apr 6
  • Keep and force monika to touch it up. Maybe kidnap her cat. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:43, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
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  • @Hyperbole: My cat will fuck your shit up. Seriously. If you're going to kidnap him, bring sedatives. --monika 17:42, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Oh, I always bring sedatives. Not sure I want to share them with a cat, though. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:15, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
  • I keep my Neosporin in the top left drawer in my bathroom. --monika 22:32, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:39, Apr 6

Cortana

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  • Keep. A terrible article on a notable subject is better than no article at all. Saberwolf116 11:58, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
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  • Halo: Deletion Evolved. -- The Colonel (talk) 07:00, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete I generally agree with Saberwolf116, however this article appears to have nothing to do with the subject. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:27, Apr 4
  • Kerkill --MegaPleb β€’ Dexter111344 β€’ Complain here 20:54, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Bollocks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:51, Apr 6
  • Delete. I don't agree with Saberwolf. A terrible article on a notable subject inspires people to come to Uncyclopedia, look up the notable subject, and conclude that we are all a bunch of mouth-breathing idiots. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:41, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Yup. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 17:40, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
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Symbol neutral vote Abstain. One of those articles that presumes everyone knows what the writer is talking about. --Romartus 08:18, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Liquid OS

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BillyMobile

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πŸ”’ Ow!buntu H Tag Oldvfd

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Symbol neutral vote Abstain. Can we create an exclusion zone for articles like this here. Label 'Serious Geek Idiots Come Visit' or something. --Romartus 13:35, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

  • Who else is going to read it? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:16, Apr 5
  • I am sure there are a few nerds who will be wetting their pants reading it. --Romartus 09:01, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:28, Apr 6

πŸ”’ Winn Dixie H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Delete unless it manages to do a hoedown. -- The Colonel (talk) 06:33, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
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Symbol neutral vote Abstain. Windows for Retarded Rednecks ? Well if you like humour built around that basic joke - then this for you. However like a lot of these humour trails - it runs cold after paragraph two. --Romartus 13:33, 4 April 2009 (UTC)


Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:42, Apr 6

πŸ”’ This page H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Feeble Keep . It doesn't offend me - that's all. --Romartus 20:27, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Needs a little tidy though. -RAHB 22:23, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep I was hoping I was not the only one who thought that... Oh, you will never guess what, but looked in the history, and found that someone had added a load of gibberish which I removed easily. Someone should definitely make that a rule for nominating on VFD or something... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:18, Apr 4
  • Keep --MegaPleb β€’ Dexter111344 β€’ Complain here 14:53, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. β€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:07, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:24, Apr 5

Ballet

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  • Keep. it's not very good, but if we leave it here someone might fix it. It's the foundation of a page, it just needs finishing --Aquaseal 19:53, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Symbol keep vote Keep. Wait for the Men in Tights to sort this one out. --Romartus 20:22, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

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  • Delete. This article has stolen twenty seconds away from me that I will never get back. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:03, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:58, 3 Apr
  • Huff -RAHB 22:03, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  • So you think you can dance? Don't make me laugh. -- The Colonel (talk) 07:43, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete It's always nice to keep articles about notable subjects however there reaches a point when it just starts to get embarrassing. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:09, Apr 5
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote EXTERMINATE! β€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:06, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
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  • Do you honestly think "Hitler has yet to succeed in causing an asplosion, mainly because strict Russian dance teachers have discouraged much of the general population from becoming ballet dancers. This has prompted Al Gore to make another inspirational movie : Another Inconvenient Truth: If Global Warming Doesn't Kill us, Ballet Will coming to soon to theaters near you." is the foundation of a page on ballet??!! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:56, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

πŸ”’ Slime mold H Tag Oldvfd

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  • "The best way to cultivate your own slime mold is to remove any ugly grass by covering it up with mulch. The best way to obtain mulch is to steal it from your neighbor." With a little fixup, this could be quite tolerable. -RAHB 22:18, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  • salvageable There's enough decent stuff in there not to warrant a delete. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 02:42, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep Oh, you will never guess what, but looked in the history, and found that someone had added a load of gibberish which I removed easily. Someone should definitely make that a rule for nominating on VFD or something. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:09, Apr 4
  • Cute. --monika 20:15, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. β€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:05, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
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Symbol delete vote Delete. It is really a bad stub. --Romartus 20:22, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

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  • Abstain. I wouldn't miss it, but it's coherent, and for some reason I find the bad MS-Paint funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:57, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:07, Apr 5

World War IX

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Electric Boogaloo

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Symbol neutral vote Abstain. Seems to be linked in a series. Will need to have all its fingers broken to be removed from here without causing a prob.--Romartus 20:31, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Per above, removed the link from the Waffle article to this one. This article is hopelessly intertwined with the Thaddeus Wafflebottom article I mentioned above. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:34, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Delete The author has not been around since Fed 2007 guys. Hardly worth userspacing and leaving a message on their talk page me thinks... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:52, Apr 4

Chewbacca defence

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Symbol delete vote Delete. put a redirect to South Park for a proper retelling of the same joke. --Romartus 20:26, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

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πŸ”’ Spongebob Squarepants H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep Primarly as this article has the word pants in the name. Other reasons include the fact that I just reverted a load of bad edits. Changed the name (which was shit) and removed some more shit. Literally. This article gets a lot of edits, and would soon be created in some other far worse form. It's about a real thing. It's not a great article, but it's the better of two weevils or something... Anyway, I recommend we keep this, but semi-protect it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:51, Apr 2
  • I raised the protection level for moves so that this horrible renaming never happens again (until an admin does it). Also, keep. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:54, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep We should have something on this - this isn't it, but it's no longer huffable. --Asahatter (annoy) 21:21, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. On the negative ground that if this is huffed - another slimey scribbler will crawl out and dribble all over this page again. So keep as currently edited by MrN9000. --Romartus 10:45, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep, and if anyone doesn't like it, hey, make it better. β€’ Spang β€’ β˜ƒ β€’ talk β€’ 05:15, 04 Apr 2009
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  • Delete The level of shittiness is unprecedented. -RAHB 20:30, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. yikes. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:33, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill I think it would have been okay to instant-huff this without a vote. --MegaPleb β€’ Dexter111344 β€’ Complain here 20:35, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
  • For Christ's sake. Too bad I actually like the show these days.....it seems near impossible to write a decent article about this. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 20:52, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. MrN9000 did an excellent job of removing 20% of the shit from this article. Let's remove the other 80%, now. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:51, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Deleet You can trace the exact point the article devolves into a pile of shite. ...has captivated millions of senior citizens for over 22 centuries, leading to the inevitable and revolutionary Couch Potato Movement of 1872. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 08:48, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
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  • Anyone who has voted delete, please take another look. I removed a lot of shit. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:53, Apr 2
    • Your fixing of it still warrants deletion. I read up to Mr. Krabs but I really couldn't take it any more.The picture of Slappy raised bad memories (Thanks Crablogger!). Double kerkill. Yes, double. --MegaPleb β€’ Dexter111344 β€’ Complain here 21:05, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
      • Indeed, per Dex. It looks nicer, but the most of it is still shitty randomness. My vote stands. -RAHB 22:07, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
        • You must be new here. This is Uncyclopedia (Motto: "Most of it is shitty randomness"). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:45, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Reverted back to original version. With new and improved even less crap! ... In a last desperate attempt to save a fellow pants protagonist. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:55, Apr 3
    • My vote still stands. Also, protect it from being created by anyone except STM, Cajek, or Ljlego. --MegaPleb β€’ Dexter111344 β€’ Complain here 19:58, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
    • "It stars Tinky Winky as SpongeBob, Elvis Presley as Patrick, Jackie Chan as Squidward, Halle Berry as Sandy, Current President Bush as Mr. Krabs, Ronald McDonald as Plankton and Paris Hilton as Mrs Puff. Guest stars include Stan Smith as King Neptune, Pope John Paul II as SpongeBob's dad, J.K. Rowling as SpongeBob's mom and Oprah Winfrey as Pearl." Seriously dude? -RAHB 21:05, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
      • It's pants! What do you expect. I do think there is some material which is not though. I'm confident that someone could have made this article presentable with less effort than the total of what has been put into this vote already by everyone. Anyway, I have got my trousers so far down around my ankles on this one I don't think I can pull em back up again now! Yea, it's clearly written by you know who ... Rather than having to sysop protect a deleted page I just think it's better to keep it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:11, Apr 4
        • Well, four keep votes to 6 against looks like it's on the way to keeping anyway. Another keep and we can probably end the vote I'd say. You win this round, pant-monger! -RAHB 05:09, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Kept Cos RAHB says so. Also the less people who are forced into having to read this page (who don't want to) the better I say. Also, it's now mandatory that when you nominate on VFD you check the page history for a better version. Not sure if I mentioned that... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 05:26, Apr 4

You edit conflicter! I can only hope my removing of the VFD tag from the page itself conflicted you as well. -RAHB 05:29, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

πŸ”’ SEHS H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep I love the son of a bitch. If you guys at IC don't fix the little bastard up, I'll rewrite the son of a bitch myself. Tell me if I'll have to do that, though. And tell me before the start of Conservation Week. --MegaPleb β€’ Dexter111344 β€’ Complain here 20:33, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:34, Apr 2
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. I can see why it is hated . I hate it too. But is that enough for a deletion ? --Romartus 10:57, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep And rewrite, colonize, leave alone, or whatever it is most people fancy. I do agree that the scanners gif is getting really fucking old though. -RAHB 22:07, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Not only is this a terrible article, but a rogue user tricked us for many years into thinking it had been featured. I propose that we delete it, not only to keep Uncyclopedia free of unfunny shit, but also out of spite. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:27, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. spite! spite! spite! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:34, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
  • ......... --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 20:09, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Shouldn't it be SAHS? Anyways, random and revolves around that Scanners .gif If you wanna save it Dex, I suggest you do it in you userspace. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:59, 2 Apr
  • Delete Hopefully Dex will keep the idea of "heads exploding from too much thought" because it is a good one minus all the shit that is the article. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 08:43, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
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They have a page you know. It's even linked from the main page! Go and take a look around... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:59, Apr 2
Sorry to inconvenience you. I did look around there, but it wasn't very clear whether Colonization is even the right procedure for an article like this that's practically an in-joke. --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 02:32, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
"Sorry to inconvenience you" What the hell are you talking about man!?! Call me "Asshole" just like all the other assholes here. Yea, I doubt they would be interested in saving this one. I may be wrong. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:45, Apr 3
  • There was no swearing in that last post? What the hell is wrong with you man? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:57, Apr 2

Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 05:39, Apr 4

MacSoft

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πŸ”’ Greenland H T D Oldvfd

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  • Delete
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Improve and a fucking bear. Like, 95% of this article is shit, but I think this place needs its own article and we should definitely keep the "and a fucking bear" thing. It's fucking awesome and a fucking bear. I even changed my MySpace name to "sofia and a fucking bear" after reading this. sofia. 00:37, 4 April 2009 (UTC)


Closed Invalid nomination. Please read all the instructions above. We delete articles here, not talk about how to edit them. You should have used the talk page of that article. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:56, Apr 4

The Total Perspective Vortex

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Snarf

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  • Absinthe --Romartus 20:29, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
I have no idea how that comment helps me decide to delete this article or not. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:01, Apr 4

Recess (cartoon)

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  • Delete. I'd say I can't believe how shitty this article is - but I can. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:15, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  • graet now im raetarted Roman Dog Bird 19:39, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote Delete. Written not to be read by anyone else in the known universe. --Romartus 20:28, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

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Pornstar Barbie

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Symbol delete vote Delete. keep the pic only. Rest can go to the pixel bin. --Romartus 20:24, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

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πŸ”’ Stuff H D Oldvfd

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  • Delete. This is one of the most extreme examples of a shitty listcruft article I've seen. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:43, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 17:55, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Stuff that needs to be huffed. --MegaPleb β€’ Dexter111344 β€’ Complain here 20:30, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete and redirect elsewhere until properly rewritten. -RAHB 22:15, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  01:08, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
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Move to undictionary - at least the word definitions ? --Romartus 20:19, 3 April 2009 (UTC)


  • Anyone think of a good redirect? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:02, Apr 4
    • matter--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  01:07, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
      • Sweet. Thanks. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:15, Apr 4

Deleted and redirected MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:17, Apr 4

UnPoetia:Spatula to heaven

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  • Delete. Get a famous song. Change some words randomly. Comedy gold. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 15:06, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote Delete. lyrics for weird people with their heads stuck in computers ? --Romartus 20:20, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

  • HA!! HA!! HA!! Delete. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:58, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete -RAHB 22:13, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:04, Apr 4
  • Shank with extreme prejudice.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  01:05, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
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Mosquito

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  • Keep I reverted back a few versions and removed a few words here and there. Took me 2 mins maybe. Anyway, I think there is easily enough good stuff in there to keep this. Better than nothing and such... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:32, Apr 3
Delete
  • Delete. How the fuck do we keep ending up with so many shitty articles that are nearly identical to one another?? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:49, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Total crap It even says so itself - "mr. shcoemer created mosquito and made life horrible" --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 08:53, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Shake can and POINT ! --Romartus 10:40, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Per DJ's two comment -RAHB 22:11, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. On second thoughts, I was probably wrong about this one... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:21, Apr 4
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  • Has anyone noticed how many articles that end up here have one or two good lines at the beginning and then turn to junk? Even reverted there is almost nothing of value there. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:47, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Sandpaper

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  • Disgusting and unfunny. Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 03:15, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.. What is there to keep ? --Romartus 10:37, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I'm speechless......--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  10:40, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Even I'm not going to argue with this one... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:08, Apr 3
  • Delete To its credit it did have one good line, which is more than most articles on here can claim. - Sand paper can also make a useful map. From the Sahara to Nevada, one single sheet will cover all your needs. Just make sure you have the right grade of paper to suit the scale you require, and you're all set. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 15:10, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
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Shoes (TV Series)]]

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πŸ”’ Pompel and Pilt H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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Symbol keep vote Keep.. I guess in Norway this is a big joke that goes past me here. However not grounds for deletion in my view . --Romartus 10:29, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

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Try asking her about Pompel and Pilot. ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:15, Apr 2
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:15, Apr 2

The Grudge

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Lessons of 9/11

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  • Delete. Offensive, unfunny, unsalvageable list. If for some reason you vote to keep this, you had better be the one fixing it. IronLung 03:16, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 04:02, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 12:16, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Bleah.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  14:39, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:51, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
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Symbol neutral vote Abstain. It isn't good enough to vote for but then judging it offensive is a tricky one as there are plenty of articles here that deserve removing from here on those grounds. --Romartus 06:53, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

I definitely don't think that something being offensive is a good enough reason to delete it. Loads of the funniest articles on this site are offensive to someone. In this case it just counts further towards how terrible the article is. IronLung 08:17, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

πŸ”’ Suicidal Moose H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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Symbol keep vote Keep. Not the best but not crap or a stub either. It can be left on the endangered list but not shot yet. --Romartus 06:44, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

  • Keep This article is not finished. It is not pants. Try and learn the difference Saberwolf116 MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:18, Apr 2
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:18, Apr 2

πŸ”’ Sprite comic H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Weak keep. It's not my favorite intentionally bad article, but it's serviceable. It kind of reminds me of an Unlympics entry, along the lines of my own User:Hyperbole/Unlympics:Tesla coil. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:57, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:05, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Mild Keep The writing style is, in fact quite consistent in it's badness. It's a half decent parody of terrible webcomics and could use a format upgrade so it becomes one of those "articles that look like the stuff they parody". It was shit because it was imitating shit and thus trying to become so bad it's good again.--Count of Monkey Crisco 05:38, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep I imagine this is pretty accurate. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:17, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep It is an effective parody. Possibly this is a better version to. [1] --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 04:51, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep -RAHB 05:33, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
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Symbol neutral vote Abstain. No opinion. Fence sitting on this. --Romartus 08:32, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

  • It's the tricky ones like this when we really need that opinion actually. If you read it, try and toss a vote one way or the other if you can. Voting abs is about as useful as this comment I'm tying now. Actually, I best stop typing as this whole thing is going nowhere... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:32, Mar 31
  • Cheese tastes like cheese. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:48, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Redirect to Web comics as likely search term (although I admit that article isn't great either). There really isn't anything that can be merged. I think the "inconsistent" writing style is exactly the point - it is supposed to simulate a typical n00b trying to promote his sprite comic. Failing that, userfy or move to Illogicopedia. --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 18:02, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Keept -RAHB 05:33, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

πŸ”’ Fisher Price H T D Oldvfd

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  • Keep Without this piece and its timely imperative, all of us over here having intercourse with turds would have gone hungry. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 01:25, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
True but does it save mooses? No. Kerkill it. Just for one day. Ultimate prank. --MegaPleb β€’ Dexter111344 β€’ Complain here 01:28, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
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  • "I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our Island home, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of tyranny, if necessary for years, if necessary alone.
At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of His Majesty's Government-every man of them. That is the will of Parliament and the nation.
The British Empire and the French Republic, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death their native soil, aiding each other like good comrades to the utmost of their strength.
Even though large tracts of Europe and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Gestapo and all the odious apparatus of Nazi rule, we shall not flag or fail.
We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old."
Think about that when voting. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:04, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

go eat shit nazis Saberwolf116 02:28, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Symbol neutral vote Abstain. I am stubbed on this one. --Romartus 10:50, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

  • By the power invested in me by the cabal, I declare this vote non existent. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:02, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Pearl

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  • Delete I submit this pearl of an article for your judgement. "Everybody knows that the rain happens when God urinates, the hail happens when God takes a dump, the snow happens when God has a bad case of diarrhea. But the pearls are actually God's drops of sperm. Whether God is mastubating, hiring a ho (i.e. Mary) or just has sex with his daughter (Saddam Hussein)- it all forms pearls. The oysters represent the women's vagina, and the pearls represent the fertilized fetus". Maybe this is funny to some people. Personally I consider humour related to such issues beneath me. It's pants. Um. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:15, Mar 31
  • Delete [insert comment about being beneath MrN last night, if ya know what I mean here] --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:15, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. The writer of this needs to be hosed down before being allowed back in the house...--Romartus 17:32, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
  • pants. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:46, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Can anyone use this extra Delete I have? Oh, how about you, Pearl, could you use it? Yes? OK, then, good. I was only going to throw it out, so don't even worry about it. It's all yours. With my compliments. Bye-bye. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 02:17, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
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  • Someone appears to think that we have rules for these things. We really just delete em whenever we fancy ya know ;-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:26, Apr 1

πŸ”’ John Calvin H D Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Not very bright I admit but should be kept until replaced at some later stage - if we ever last that long. --Romartus 23:46, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
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  • It's a short stupid spinoff of a featured article. It should be redirected to Calvin and Hobbes. --monika 23:50, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
    • Thanks Mon. You could have said that while voting delete ya know! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:33, Mar 29
      • Most people have an opinion but no plan. Not me. --monika 02:50, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Deleted and redirected. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:51, Mar 31

Pennsylvania State Universityβ€Ž

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  • Delete Universityβ€Ž Cruft which is going nowhere good. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:51, Mar 29
  • Disintegrate with extreme prejudice. Saberwolf116 16:07, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote Delete.. Grudge work. --Romartus 16:09, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

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πŸ”’ Catspace H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. I actually like this one. β€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:43, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. An idea not really carried through well. However - I don;t think it should be deleted when there is a lot worse out there in uncyclopedia land. --Romartus 07:51, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep.-BatFuck Insane 22:05, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. "Catspace is a parallel universe in which cats are created." With an opening like that, I'd vote to keep even if it was your mother. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:02, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:12, Mar 31
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:12, Mar 31

πŸ”’ Arthur Dent H Tag Oldvfd

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  • If it's kept, I will clean it up... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:40, Mar 30
  • All it needed was a little love. There was some material in there. He has his own asteroid you know... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:07, Mar 31
  • Shut up and vote keep before I cut yours off. Not that you have one obviously. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:12, Mar 31

Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:18, Mar 31

Werevampninzombiebot

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Sewer dolphins

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πŸ”’ Jaundice H T D Survivor

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  • Symbol keep vote Eh... Avoids clichΓ©s, not completely unfunny and about as good as an article about jaundice is going to get around here.--Count of Monkey Crisco 03:30, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
  • It's not quite jaundice --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:41, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Symbol keep vote Keep. I am going for keep - but I trust it will be replaced or repaired at a later date to remove the non-jokes in there. --Romartus 10:00, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

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On a general note. Why can't some of the sockies register when voting for deletion on here ? --Romartus 10:02, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Eh? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:46, Mar 29
  • Keept -RAHB 23:38, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
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