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Nile ranger

Keep *Symbol keep vote Keep. I say give it a week notice for improvement, it could be WAAAAY funny, but it for sure needs some improvement. Give it a strict one week notice, if it isn't improved within the week, I say kill it dead.--Kowaru 01:53, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
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Lieutenant Funk

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - 2005 cruft, little progress and very poor throughout — Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:40, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:09, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:02, Oct 10
  • Delete. Quick summary of fantasy. Not good. ----OEJ 16:05, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Psh...fluffy hat wars..ya right..DELEEETE
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🔒 All " Wikipedia has an Article on this subject" format boxes H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Keep Don't be silly. Uncyclopedia is not "against wikipedia" whatever against means... We are a parody of Wikipedia and those templates are an important part of that. They are useful for many reasons. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:29, Oct 11
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. We're not enemies with Wikipedia, or any site...  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 01:34 Oct 11, 2008
Except for boobpedia those guys are all tits. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:50, Oct 11
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Whoa, there!   Le Cejak <1:50 Oct 11, 2008>
  • Symbol keep vote No need for alarm We're talking this through, I think we're gonna make a slightly less drastic change. --Kowaru 01:56, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Uncyclopedia is clearly against wikipedia, I don't see why we need to support them by putting links to their site on Uncyclopedia. There's no point in having them. Perhaps all of them could be edited ot be funnier then just saying " the so called experts at wikipedia." Waste of bandwith. What has Wikipeia ever done for us except delete our template on their site. Not Funny. No comedic or satirical value. --Kowaru 01:16, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Can you name a reason they're ther, or a use for them..honestly, they made me NEARLY chuckle the first time I saw them ,but now they're just old...and annoying. I can understand the paradoy value of say..the CONSERVAPEDIA verion of this, because that site is a farse of itself and its funny to make fun of. And when I say "against wikipedia" I'm not referring to a direct hatred of the site, I'm talking about the tone of Uncyclopedia, atleast in some of its articles. Many of its jokes revolve around portraying Wikipedia as an evil, nazi like, or even demonic force, and I think it sorta screws up the joke when we put links to a site we "think" is evil on Uncyclopedia. --Kowaru 01:37, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Um, to let the reader know what a parody article is really about if they did not get it before. I used that method in The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia and The Color Problem. It's also interesting for a reader to look at the Wikipedia page before reading it's parody. Also, some articles appear to be about made up things, and it's useful for the reader to know that it's actually a real thing. There are other reasons. Basically, we need them. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:43, Oct 11
Hmmm, ok, I see where you're going with that, but most of the articles that this wikipedia thingy is on are about things that are blatently in the public knowledge, such as Barack Obama. And in a case like that it's just annoying. Maybe we should make a policy for where oyu should put that thing, cause I've noticed a lot of articles that need it don't have it, and a lot of articles that don't need it, have an annoying bouncing puzzle globe on them. I also think it's a little messy in a tone sense. --Kowaru 01:49, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Against any more policies, ever. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:00, Oct 11
"the great Uncyclopedia as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects. First, it is slightly cheaper; and secondly it has the words "Only 2 rules" inscribed on the cover". Yea, not everything here is perfect. I don't know how any sort of policy about this could be made to work. There is nothing stopping you trying, but your efforts can probably be spent better elsewhere... If an author wants one on their article they will put one, if not, not. As it's likely that this VFD nomination will fail, if you want to pursue this discussion further, you might try making a forum in the Dump... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:05, Oct 11
...so you can get miserably shot down there, too.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 02:07 Oct 11, 2008
Comments* Since there are SOOO many articles with this wierd template thing on them, I didn't mark any page with a vote for deletion tag, please don't delete this VFD however, because I believe this is an important matter that needs to be raised. If anyone knows a different place that this arguement/discussion should be brought, please tell me, I will take it there, otherwise REFRAIN FROM DELETING THIS VFD. --Kowaru 01:16, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

Richard Patrick

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  • Delete - 2005 stub, little progress, unfunny and poor throughout — Sir Sycamore (talk) 17:00, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:10, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Stub Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:04, Oct 10
  • Delete. Short, picless, unfunny. ----OEJ 15:59, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:33, Oct 11
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Burton-upon-Trent

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HowTo:Be A Student in Belfast

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🔒 Lara Croft H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep. There's potential here. There's some good stuff about moving boxes and her aristocratty upbringing. Plus, the stuff about her parents' deaths is somewhat related to her real backstory, at least according to Wikipedia. Give it an introduction, delistify and de-Norris and there's enough left to build upon. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:05, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:26, Oct 9
  • Keep and rewrite or ICU it. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:57, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote weak keepSir Sycamore (talk) 21:18, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
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  • I just want to say that I thought the version that existed on July 14 was salvageable (and better than this one), as I mentioned here. It was deleted nine days later and never saw VFD. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:53, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Kept -RAHB 23:25, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Cavalier

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Imperial States of America

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  • Delete - It's not funny, it's all been said before, this article will be completely pointless soon as Bush is going to be out of office after the election REGARDLESS of the person who is elected. It's hardly funny, and Nazi Bush jokes are played out...VERY played out. I mean honestly, They've been going on for EIGHT YEARS STRAIGHT...WE DON'T NEED ANYMORE. All of the jokes in this article exist in other article in uncyclopedia I don't care if it's a work in progress, it doesn't deserve the work put into it. --Kowaru 00:12, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. --Kowaru 00:13, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:42, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
  • D-lete Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:03, Oct 10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.--Naughtius Maximus Leaf F@H Woof!Za slice MeowMUN 15:53, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Cliche, short, and redundant. ----OEJ 15:58, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Strong Delete Every joke is a cliche --I like cheese 16:29, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
CommentsIf it was up to me..most of the George Bush jokes would be deleted from Uncyclopedia, because their relevence is about to come to an end. Can we please start making John McCain/Barack Obama jokes? PLEASE!!!
Kowaru, you can only vote once... ^ Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:06, Oct 10

Wannabemo

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  • Delete. Holy flying fuck, this needs to go. Love, Sig 
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Garlic

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Chump

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  • Delete. Pretty much no activity since it was created, not linked from anywhere, random and unfunny and won't be missed. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:49, Oct 8
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:51, 8 October 2008 (UTC)
  • D1337 Hip Hop for Hip-Op? I think not. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:44, 8 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:45, Oct 9
  • Kerkill Yeah. There's nothing anyone would ever use in any rewrite. No need for this to stay around. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:56, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
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🔒 T-rex H D Oldvfd

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  • Keep This isn't that bad. Goomba94 16:54 8 October 2008 (UTC)
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I assume that this got deleted, then GC reincarnated it as a redirect. Any other answer would make me turn big and green. Then MO smash! As such, keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:33, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

No One

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🔒 Earthqucane H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Meh, I've seen much worse. But then I haven't been on Uncyc for ages so I dunno what passes for good any more. In fact, that could be the reason I haven't been on Uncyc for ages... meh. -- Hindleyite Converse 13:28, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Hmmmm It's pretty harmless and in theory might one day be improved. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:53, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
  • HOOBYDOOBY Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:38, Oct 7
  • Keep Not all that bad, there's much worse. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 23:06, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
  • K33P Some blame foreigners, others blame Foreigner. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:33, 8 October 2008 (UTC)
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  • Kept -RAHB 21:19, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

🔒 Plain English H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Kept -RAHB 21:18, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

🔒 Chuggo H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Delete. I read this when it was on VFH, and decided that cruft such as this should not be littering our site. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:23, Oct 7
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Amen — Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:34, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
  • AAHH C'MON FUCK A GUY - Truly the epitome of comedy. Ever. Delete. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 22:54, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
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🔒 Runrig H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Very keepSir Sycamore (talk) 17:57, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Not so very keep, but enough of a keep to keep Kinda. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:23, Oct 4
  • Keepish. Needs a bit of a fix-up. Would Syc be including this in his one-man mission to ensure all Caledonian articles don't suck? --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:43, Oct 6
  • weak keep. doesn't suck. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:22, 8 October 2008 (UTC)
  • K33P It doesn't make me cringe as much as other things on VFD. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:30, 8 October 2008 (UTC)
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  • UU - Yes I plan to take a look:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:24, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
  • I frankly do not care about the fate of this article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:56, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Kept -RAHB 21:15, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

🔒 Firefly H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. - Rewrite case. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 09:34, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. - We need an article on Firefly. Rewrite: someone out there's gotta want this. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 21:15, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. Rewrite tag. As Mr Monkey says, there's gotta be a Browncoat out there who can do this justice. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:35, Oct 6
  • K33P Gorrammit, I love space hookers. We shall take this article, and we shall call it: this article. (sorry, huge Firefly nerd...) Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:03, 8 October 2008 (UTC)
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  • Kept -RAHB 21:16, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

Evil Twin

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  • Kerkill Unfunny and will most likely never get rewritten. Don't say it just needs a rewrite tag or any of those other tags. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:59, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir Sycamore (talk) 09:34, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete or move to Goomba's userspace, since he seems to want it. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 21:11, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Love the idea of an Evil Twin article. I may add it to my short list of things to write when I can be arsed. This article, however, is badly written and quite dull. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:04, Oct 6
  • Rewrite. It looks as though 2 or 3 users already want to, this can be deleted whilst they work on it in their userspaces. Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:59, Oct 7
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10 (number)

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  • Kerkill ... No explanation needed. Ever. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:49, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Wibble. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:01, Oct 6
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:23, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete - at most, there should be only y pages on Uncyclopedia that claim that x = y for all values of x and y. Why are there x such pages? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:54, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:26, Oct 7
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ENIAC

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  • Delete as nominator. This is a poorly written piece of 2005cruft that was plagiarized from Wikipedia (until stubbed in this edit). An important topic like this needs a much better article, but I don't see anything here worth saving. --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 04:13, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Yes that is awful. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:48, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Can't see anything worth saving. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:18, Oct 7
  • Delete I got to the fourth word in the first sentence before making my decision. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:32, Oct 7
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:35, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
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Sonic the Hedgehog/Preggo

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  • The mpreg thing did last 57 days in the article before it was totally removed. Plus I think its funny for a nonsense/self-parodying article. As I disclaimer, I am the "author" of the article.--Mnbvcxz 20:44, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

*Mjhsdafjhsdf has been working on this for a few days and I assume is going to keep working on it (right?). Therefore, I'm kind of seeing it as a rewrite based on an old concept. I say slap a work in progress tag on it or move it to Mpoiupoiu's user space and give it some time to go somewhere before deciding if it's gone anywhere. --monika 20:59, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

(By the way, if you don't live up to my expectations, I'm going to be pissed and will never defend you on VFD again. If you don't plan to fix this, tell me now so I can change my vote appropriately. --monika 21:02, 6 October 2008 (UTC))
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  • Baleet before I barf. This is the crap version of Sonic The Hedgehog that got gutted and replaced with something not so tasteless.The-Real-Syko 20:06, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:52, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Since Mqwertyuio copied it to his userspace, there's no need to leave a copy in mainspace while he works on it. --01:35, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Indeed, userspace seems like the proper place for this. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:49, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Since it's userspaced. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:20, Oct 7
  • Diediedie. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:25, Oct 7
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  • Word of advice: LOSE THE MULTIPLE STUPID TEMPLATES. Or, to put it more gently, remove the fucking templates because they are not funny. Just a bit of advice. ----OEJ 01:01, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
I copied to my user page, just to be safe. It might take me a a while to trim the nonsense out of it.--Mnbvcxz 01:29, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
Best of luck to you. --monika 01:35, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

John hardwick

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Druglord Martini

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  • Delete. OK, so it starts out random, then there's a massive amount of listishness, before it finishes up with pointless quotes. There's a faint smell of vanity wafting about as well. Basically, I completely fail to see the point and suggest we get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:35, Oct 6
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir Sycamore (talk) 18:25, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill And I read the whole list, too. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:04, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Wow... it's almost like an Unlympics entry. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:50, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Druglord Martini (dead, utter shite) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 23:03, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
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Desmond Tutu

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HowTo:De-Mongoose A Plane

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  • Abstain - better than horrible, not as good as good. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:52, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

Bible Code

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Deaf Note

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The Shocker

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Rick Rubin

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Midnight Cowmouse

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Terragen

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🔒 Norway/Major cities H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Pointless listy subpage. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 20:28, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
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  • Hmm, unlike the famous people list, I can kinda see the point of this. It's good that this list is not in the main Norway article, and as it's a subpage I almost think it's listness is OK... Need to think about this one... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:46, Oct 3
  • Kept -RAHB 00:36, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

Fishing

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Banjables

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Rubbisch

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Appendix War of 1393

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Star Jones

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. What's it even on about? nothing funny from what I see. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 07:21, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Not funny. I'm not sure why people think it's the height of humor to post hate-cruft about celebrities or minor celebrities. It's not. It's tired and boring. (Personally, I had to look Jones up on Wickedpedia.) ----OEJ 14:40, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill She's use to be on The View, right? Am I right? --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:31, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Seems unnecessarily spiteful (unfunny) to me Geoffprickett 15:38, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 17:35, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
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LeVar Burton

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