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Pencilvainia

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Dennis Kucinich

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Besta

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The Lies of Locke Lamora

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The Kytes

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  • delete. pointless bandcruft. no wikipedia entry = suspected vanity. not linked from anywhere. no edits since 2006. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:22, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. I went over there and thought "Huh, the prose isn't too bad, the formatting isn't too bad, there are an appropriate number of pictures, and it's not vanity." Almost voted keep. But then I realized it was exactly the opposite of funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:09, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Cliche. Hate haet hat articles that turn musicians into gods; it's overdone. The spelling is atrocious: "Zues" and "legendes" and "deciples". "Anderson then came up with a propostition which proposed to Elias" is one of the great Bad Sentences of all time. ----OEJ 16:18, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Everyone in INSERT ROCK BAND HERE comes from heaven, and is a God placed on earth to make beautiful, rockin' music = Hilarity. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 21:44, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. He made up for his lack of intense talent with what??? I'm voting agasindt this entry for leaving me in suspense.--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:55, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:25, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
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🔒 The Fish Kiss H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Keep. I devanitized it, and it is, um, cute. Granted, deep down inside, I am a softy. Soft like granite. The VC couldn't break me, and you think that you can?! Pah! /me puts up dukes Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:32, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep this new and improved version. I mean, it's, you know, totemo kawaii. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:52, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep I think the articles improved enough now. Maybe put an expand tag on it. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 18:49, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep Bleh. I don't like it, particularly, but that's just me; it's not really the article. Anymore. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 21:42, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
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It's actually kind of cute, and I wouldn't mind it being here if the references to the writer of the article were removed. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 03:55, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

Bob Costas

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  • delete. the person is noteworthy; the article is terrible. random stub. not linked from anywhere. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:38, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir Sycamore (talk) 10:27, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Stubby, garbled bollocks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:52, Sep 5
  • Hey! My bollocks are stubby and garbled, you insensitive clod. Also: this article sux. I dot like it and niobody does. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:14, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:24, Sep 5
  • Delete. My bollocks are The Greatest Bollocks You Will Ever See. And someone should write that article. That'd be funny. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 21:48, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
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Hadith

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🔒 Sidmouth H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • delete. towncruft. not linked from anywhere. a total of three content edits, all from an IP in '07. too many donkeys. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:24, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
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Kept, voting closed. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:50, Sep 6

The Grossmann Effect

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The Real Stoke on Trent

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  • Delete. Towncruft. Starts out quotey, becomes listy, then redlinky drivel. The usual insulting of local rivals completes the set. Oh, and it's not linked from anywhere, so it won't be missed. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:13, Sep 4
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:39, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. there are four bluelinks in this article. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:11, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Pathetic excuse for crap. Kinda like all of the 2nd violionists... Well, except for two of them... --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:15, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Under User pretty much said it all. Said it all. Said it all, said it all, said it all, said somebody's got to say it all. Outside, outside the world, outside you don't hear the echoes and birds, but the steel eye, tight jaw, say it all. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:12, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Damn it all, damn it all, damn it all... from now on, all delete messages must be song quotes. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 21:39, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
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🔒 Lolita H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Keep Na, there is some stuff in there which could be useful if someone wanted to do a proper job of this. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:59, Sep 1
  • Keep Just need some work. Ace Attacker 05:41, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
  • K33P Isn't worth the effort to type out "D1337" Chocolate Rain 18:11, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep.Sir Sycamore (talk) 10:29, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Very, very weak keep. I read this a while ago and figured, this is an OK concept. But now, I read it again and realize that it's not really such a great concept. The only reason I'm voting keep is because I can't think up anything funny about it. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 21:38, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
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Bash.org

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  • Delete. Doesn't start well, and degenerates into what seems to be a message board for people who miss the site. Do we need this? --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:15, Sep 4
  • Strong Wat@the end of this article --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 11:26, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:37, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Bruce Forsythe ate my funny. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:09, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. you beat me to this one UU, it was #7 on my VFD list. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:18, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:02, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
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The many lives of Barry Scott

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  • Delete. We have an article on Barry Scott. It's not very good, but it's better than this. We have an article on Cillit Bang. It's not very good, but it's better than this. We have this article. It's not good at all. Also, it's not linked from anywhere, and it won't be missed. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:28, Sep 4
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:39, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
  • BLARH CILLIT BANG DESERVES BETTER! Also UU those other ones are about as shit and have way worse formatting. I say we delete Barry Scott and replace it with this --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:02, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:10, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Umm... What's up with all of the quotes? --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:33, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
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The poseidon adventure

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  • Delete. Right. Jewish this, Jewish that. Odd image, then a big block of text that is a pain in the arse to read and contained no funny I could see. Escaped ICU, let's not let it get away again. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:19, Sep 4
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:39, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:00, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:50, Sep 4
  • Kerkill Long crap. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:10, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
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Toby the Mysterious Engine

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  • Keep. Sure it isn't amazing, but it has some potential. It's different, but not unfunny. JeNkIn (lol cheese
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  • Delete. What. The. Fuck? --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:06, Sep 4
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:40, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
  • WTF!? as per UU. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:10, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:48, Sep 4
  • Delete. Jenkin, articles can be different, but not random. Inventing an entirely new character just doesn't usually work; since no one has any frame of reference, it's nearly impossible to write something either satirical or funny about it. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 20:48, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Ruin my childhood memories, eh? Ya bastards. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 21:23, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
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Tomas Morse

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America's Best Dance Crew

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🔒 Bumper sticker H D Oldvfd

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  • Keep. It is an old, abandoned stub, but it's also clever, amusing, and a great starting point for a better article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:53, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. Put an expand or an idea tag on. Stubby, but at least sensible and with a decent concept inside. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 21:00, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep as per ^ --monika 01:14, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. Give it an expand tag. It's a start. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:27, Sep 3
  • Symbol keep vote Keep.Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:42, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Awesomekeep Good base for an article, there are quite a few of these stubs with potential floating around --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:06, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
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Disproof of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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  • Very weak keep. I don't fully get it, but I've seen other articles about this. None of them were this good. To be honest, though, I don't really care. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 21:05, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
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  • delete. i'm not sure what this is trying to make fun of, but it fails. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:17, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Quite strong delete - I can tell the difference between clever satire and an ideologically driven attack on Dawkins. Guess which one this is. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:11, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill This is way too ranty, and it isn't at all funny. An article on the subject would be welcomed, though, I'm sure. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:22, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
  • D1337 As is too much of an incoherent rant, and that I support the FSM fully.Chocolate Rain 21:55, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Also the founder was Bobby Henderson. Chocolate Rain 21:56, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. Rant not joke. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:57, Sep 3
  • Delete. Now it's unanimous. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 21:59, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Confused bollocks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:01, Sep 4
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Billy Hatcher

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  • this article is *not* about the billy hatcher who once stole home whilst playing for the boston red sox. also, immature and random. therefore, delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:24, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:27, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Think it's about a game... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:16, Sep 3
  • Delete. Yes, it's pretty bad. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 20:58, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Got to the lackies section and quit. Is there anything funny after that cause I don't think there would be... --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:09, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
  • D1337 Unfunny gamecruft... (hmmmm....maybe a user will leave again if this article gets deleted...I'm going to test this theory.) Chocolate Rain 21:58, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. The game was odd but occasionally compelling, as I recall. This may be the former, but unfortunately not the latter. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 07:59, Sep 4
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Bill and Melinda

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  • delete. i don't even know what this is about, but it has computers raping each other. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:27, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:27, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
  • COMPUTER RAPE. Oh, god, baby, SSH tunnel through my internet connection. SSH tunnel so hard. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 21:03, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Wow, now I actually really want to read an article about computers raping each other. Just not this one. Delete. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:15, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Give it to me Melinda! Oh yeah! Harder! No you dumb bitch! I told you I wanted to be spanked with the board WITH the nails sticking out!... Oh shit... Uh... Sorry. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:17, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
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Stéphane Dion

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  • delete. stubby article with too many french surrender jokes about a candian politician nobody cares about. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:20, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:28, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:15, Sep 3
  • Delete. Hey, Hyperbole, did you know French people surrendered? Yeah. They did. It's still funny. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 20:57, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Speaking of politicians nobody knows about, did you know Palin was born with two penises? This message is brought to you by the Mike Gravel campaign. Hey, at least he's a crazy Alaskan, instead of just being a hypocrite. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:05, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Wow! French surrender! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA delete. Also, Dexter, I still have two penises, you insensitive clod. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:13, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
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Tore Rønningen

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Malays

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🔒 Ten If You Wannas H Tag Oldvfd

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  • I improved the execution and formatting a bit. Reconsider yonder votes. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:48, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

OK Computer Animated Andre

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Fabio Capello

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  • delete. short, pointless football-cruft. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:29, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. I think that's a harsh nom Gerry (there is some small effort at humour), but I basically can't disagree with you. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:39, Sep 2
  • Kerkill /dick-American-hat. And it's soccer you damn Brits! This is America! Learn you Chinks! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:56, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 23:34, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. There are many good ways to get humour out of Capello. This tries, but fails. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:23, Sep 3
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  • Abstain - I have absolutely no way of knowing if any of this is funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:54, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Tsukasa (.hack)

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Hjjjjc

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  • Delete. What. The. Fuck? Illogicopedia, yes. Uncyclopedia, no. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:26, Sep 2
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:37, Sep 2
  • D1337 Illogicopedia doesn't even have a page on this (maybe move it there as a joke...) Chocolate Rain 18:05, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:27, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill I don't mind if things are extremely random/made-up, but this just isn't at all funny to me. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:14, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. It's not funny because there's not really a joke besides the name. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 21:03, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
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YouTube Experiment

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🔒 Gay Aardvark Pride Festival H Tag Oldvfd

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  • SAVE THE AARDVARKS!!! Only because the title got a giggle or two out of me. And you know how I am: I hate everything.   Le Cejak <22:55, 01 Sep 2008>
  • It's all true Dexter, I would have thought you would love this one! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:02, Sep 1
  • some gay dude who eats ants may also take part. I'm in stitches. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 23:29, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. The title alone is hilarious. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 23:58, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep Per Mrmonkey72. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:42, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
  • keep. i think we need articles like this to balance out the serious deadpan stuff we have. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:25, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
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  • Kerkill Unfunny. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:53, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Ummm Usually I'm the only guy voting keep, but I've gotta go with Dexter on this one. Even though, obviously, this is gonna be kept. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 07:47, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
  • D1337 Will be kept anyway, but what the hell, I'm going against the status quo. Chocolate Rain 18:09, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Though the status is not quo. Chocolate Rain 18:10, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
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Kept, voting closed. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:36, Sep 2

David the Gnome

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Jon Bon Jesus

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  • K33P I figure it'll be d13373d anyway, so I'll vote keep, because I like the concept. Chocolate Rain 18:14, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
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โรงเรียนวิชัยวิทยา

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  • Delete. One word. Dunno what it says, but it says it a few times, and then stops. Let's wave it goodbye, eh? --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:55, Sep 2
  • We missed QVFDing this how exactly? Ugh. –—Hv (talk) 2/09 08:57
  • Speedy Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:35, Sep 2
  • Greased Lightning-D1337 Chocolate Rain 18:07, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
  • lol wtf --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 18:14, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
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CompUSA

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Mirko Crocop

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Danny Phantom

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Moosebricks

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Backspace

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  • Kerkill Unfunny and short. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:28, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete I don't care that it's on the Letters of the Alphabet template. It sux. Let's get another one... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:44, Sep 1
  • Delete I concur. I might start up a new article when/if this is deleted and put an expand tag on it, but we'll see. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 23:51, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Crap. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:02, Sep 2
  • D1337 Kill and rebirth it from the ashes. (rewrite) Chocolate Rain 18:19, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:18, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
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  • Hard rewrite - the part about backspace being the amount of space one's back takes up is interesting but needs expanding. The article is random and inconsistent in its execution. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:28, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Template:Adoptme

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This template doesn't work. See? Thus we should probably get rid of it to stop pointing n00bs in the wrong direction, or come up with something better.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:32 Sep 02, 2008
  • Delete Hea, great idea you had there dude. :P We should point them more in the direction of Uncyclopedia:AAN/Adopters MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:35, Sep 2
  • Kerkill The whole adoption process is idiotic. I remember when a n00b would just harass the person who left them the welcome message or they just wander the site learning without anyone ever telling them how to get better at being an Uncyclopedian. That was better, and it was how I was raised. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:47, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Alright, bot changes it is. Also, yeah, Dexter, Under user adopted me and then found that I only really needed to ask him about anything once. But some people do need that mentoring, and that's why this program should be around; so that some of the noobs can be diverted to asking non-admins for help. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 00:55, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
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Comment: Going through that to find optimal noobs in a pain in the ass. On the other hand, though, sometimes adopters find n00bs simply through observation and not because someone notified them (for example, my adoption.) People should still be able to note that they wish to be adopted without picking out an adopter by themselves. Also, if we just delete this template, it'd confuse a lot of people who are using it; if it is deleted, those using it need to be notified of any new policies in order. So until that's arranged, I'm just going to keep out of this. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 00:40, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

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