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Generic Theory of Probably Something

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๐Ÿ”’ Lamborghini H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. - I think this is more of a re-write caseโ€” Sir Sycamore (talk) 14:26, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. DJ. Um? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:27, Aug 17
  • keep. it's coherent enough and formatted well, it just needs someone to take a machete to it and hack out the awful. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:49, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
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  • Delete ~ Ferrari on clearly better lamborghinis...Im just kidding i just suck a lot of that DICK!! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:23, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
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  • Errr... there's barely anything to rewrite from, starting from scratch would be easier IMO. Fuck you and your reverting --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:27, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
Terrible VFD these days eh? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:31, Aug 17
Look what it did to a penny! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:38, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
Most rewrites do start from scratch, don't they? You could always use a hard rewrite tag. --monika 15:58, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

Battle of Little Bighorn

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  • Delete I was finding a way to merge this with another article about the same thing. The unfortunate dilemma I faced was that the other article was decent, while this article was crap. Just some made up generic story about communists and nazis, really. -RAHB 11:29, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.โ€” Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:30, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:09, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
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That I did. Not the greatest, but better than this. This one will probably redirect there, if deleted. -RAHB 14:49, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
That I did. Just now. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:52, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
Oh, you and your radical moves. You're such a rebel. Fight the power, maaaan. -RAHB 14:54, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
Deleted and REDIRECTED by ZB. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:57, Aug 17

๐Ÿ”’ Random Statistics H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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๐Ÿ”’ Hand waving H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Weak keep. Maybe it's the lack of sleep, but the idea of hand waving being an ancient insult struck me as cute. Also kind of liked the picture. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:08, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Hmmm... the concept is OK, it's just that the execution is terrible. Rewrite tag? --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 16:47, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep per Mr. Monkey. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 21:57, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Alignment H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Keep - the concept of applying AD&D 2nd Edition alignment tables to political philosophy is funny. The execution leaves something to be desired, but I don't care. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:59, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Weak Keep --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:30, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep So long as the rewrite's on there. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 00:26, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep That rewrite tag has been on there for over a year now. Still it's probably good enough to keep. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:20, Aug 17
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๐Ÿ”’ Intelligent Math H T D Oldvfd

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  • Listen back when I was engineering {{Math}}, I remember liking this article. Not because of its humor per se but because of its concept. Does Gerry have something against all the pages on the math template?   Le Cejak <19:33, 16 Aug 2008>
  • keep, rewrite tag it One of the better crappy math articles. --monika 19:48, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Weak Keep--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:17, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. With the rewrite. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 01:25, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep I've never seen that proof that pi=3 before. That's a good one. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:42, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
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  • delete. there are far better ways to make fun of creationists than this. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:36, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
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Kept -RAHB 04:53, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

๐Ÿ”’ Cauchy's theorem H D Oldvfd

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  • keep I laughed the whole way through, and I usually hate short articles. I'd imagine this would be a lot worse if it were longer. --monika 15:24, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  • keep Maybe obvious, but still kinda OK concept. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:47, Aug 14
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  • Abstain - this is a joke that every first-year physics student immediately makes when they learn the formal definition of "work" and realize that nearly everything we know as work constitutes no work under that definition. It's kind of a funny concept, but, I don't know, to me it got stale like a decade ago. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:13, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
I must be in the very narrow band between physics majors and people who don't understand calculus. --monika 00:27, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Amby

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. That's just stupid. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:22, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:45, Aug 15
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I went ahead and went all italic on your asses. I stuck it in userspace, left him a message, and blanked the page. For this, I will undoubtedly be blocked indefinitely. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:44, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
    • DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK? Why did you do that? That's no how VFD works man. The vote was not closed. Maybe it might even have been kept? If everyone starts deciding the result of a VFD vote before it's closed then what do you think would happen? Seriously man... First thing I ever saw you do wrong. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:54, Aug 15
      • Well, I was getting a strong impression that after nearly 24 hours, absolutely everyone agreed on this course of action. But, hey, I may have been wrong. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:08, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
        • You may be right in what will happen, but there is a reason why only Admins can close a vote dude. Can you fix this mess so that the other voters can finish the vote? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:12, Aug 15
          • Well, I could roll back the comment on his talk page and restore the mainspace article, although rolling back the comment seems like it would do more harm than good. For now, I'll restore the mainspace article, although it'll be a fork until it does get deleted. This is kind of part of a broader concern I have. One out of a hundred articles that show up on VFD seem to require something more complicated than "delete" or "keep". But there's no procedure for doing any of that. When the admins run through the page, they generally glance at the number of votes in each box and they either delete the article or they don't - I don't think I've ever seen anything else happen. So if the community actually thinks there's a situation where it would be helpful to do something like a pagemove and an encouraging message... the only way that can happen is if someone does it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:25, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
            • I hear what you are saying. Probably the best way to try to get admins to move stuff to userspace is to make a comment in the comments section. Kinda like Gerry did with an explanation of why you think it should be moved to userspace. We still need to complete the vote in the normal way I think. Don't forget also, that the author can always request the article to be restored to userspace once it has been deleted... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:37, Aug 15
              • May I suggest one of the poopsmiths or admins that are involved in whatever the vote is to mark in the comment section "Decided on Userspace" or something, so that the admins can see it quickly before huffing when they come around. Maybe in bold red letters or something. Just give us something extra to look for and we'll look for it and know "when I see _______, I do this." -RAHB 04:48, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. userspace. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:50, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
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  • Well, fuck. There's nothing I hate more than this situation on VFD. A new user shows up - one with the ability to write coherent sentences, format articles well, and work diligently on something - and he spends hours slaving away at an article, and we delete it two weeks later. No, Amby is not good enough to keep, and because it's broken in concept, ICU won't help. I don't know. Maybe we should just move it into his userspace, leave a message on his talk page, and move on. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:23, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Agreed. This is coherent but it's just that nobody cares/knows what this is. Move it and someone leave them a nice, long, friendly praising message that encourages them to at least begin by writing about real things until they establish a reputation. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 00:20, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Abstain per Hyperbole. Navwheel-small.pngยป DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 01:39, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Maybe so but here's another, more vicious angle to look at it: It's vanity about the author's stuffed toy. Although I have to admit that it is pretty freakin' cute, it should be deleted per the vanity policies. See, that wasn't so hard, was it? Now we can delete it without any guilt. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:45, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

*userspace. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:25, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

  • Guys! If you want this moved to userspace, you have to vote delete, and leave a comment to that effect in your voting reason. Just saying put it in userspace in the comments section will not make that happen... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:45, Aug 15
not to make a ruckus or anything MrN, but the last time i suggested in a delete vote that an article be moved to userspace, it was summarily deleted, and the author threw a tantrum in the forums. i'm not sure if it was because not enough people requested a move to userspace last time, and i'm fully aware that it's completely irrelevant anyway (as any user can request any admin to resote any article to userspace, pretty much anytime), but i just wanted to say that's why i didn't classify my vote as a delete vote. i shall, of course, reclassify my vote, should you further persuade me to do so. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:41, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
Hea Gerry, I hear you. Did you read the discussion in the delete section above? I guess what happened was that your comment in the Pox vote was missed. Probably best to make the votes in the delete section as per normal to "get it removed from mainspace" and then post a comment (maybe even in bold red) in the comments section so it's more likely to get spotted by the admin. RAHB appears to agree about that. We don't want to be moving everything we delete into userspace, but I think moving some (like this one) is maybe a good idea. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 07:11, Aug 16
yup, i agree with everything you just said. a full 99% of the deleted crap here isn't worthy of userspace, but anything coherent that's had significant effort put into it i feel bad deleting outright. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:50, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Fuck procedure Hype was right. If it can be worked on in the future (has something mildly decent in progress) it should be insta-move --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 19:06, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
    • What the hell? Maybe it might be kept in the mainspace? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:29, Aug 16

๐Ÿ”’ Falafel H Tag Oldvfd

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  • I'm actually not that bothered about this one thinking about it. There is probably not much scope for improvement. Still... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:38, Aug 13

Kept -RAHB 09:33, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Template:Notfunny

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  • Delete. Well this template is not used (now) and well... It's not funny. I see no point to it. It is more likely to cause offence than offer anything positive. We have {{rewrite}} which does a far better job. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:16, Aug 15
  • Agreed. I went completely out of process and blanked the page, redirected it to Euroipods, and replaced all instances of "Notfunny" on Uncyclopedia with "Chucknorris." Hope you don't mind, MrN. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:19, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Yup. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 23:21, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Oh, who am I kidding. Delete --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:27, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. We already have the {{facts}} template anyway, which is the one I use on factual articles... --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 03:29, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Not because it's offensive, but because it's bloody useless.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 03:45 Aug 16, 2008
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  • /me gives Hyperbole a Wedgie MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:24, Aug 15
  • I made a yuky doody change to the wording to it's not offensive and may possibly be useful. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:21, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
    • Useful for what? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:28, Aug 16

Extreme Value Theorem

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  • Keep Looks like it was written by someone who new what they were doing. I don't understand the joke, but it's a real Theorem, so maybe it's funny to maths types. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:49, Aug 15
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Bungie

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PruneScape

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Stupid and sophomoric gamecruft with a butt sex obsession. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:33, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Unredeemably bad. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:36, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.โ€” Sir Sycamore (talk) 17:46, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Ugh. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 19:06, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete FU and your new fanged {{Delete}} thinggymebobs! Yea, that one never really got off the ground did it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:00, Aug 15
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Epic Games

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Randomcruft. Epic Fail --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:43, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.โ€” Sir Sycamore (talk) 17:45, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Salad fork is a vote cast by paleontologists during the Geneva convention. It was rescinded out of tune with several cylindrical engine throughput. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:47, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Exterminate Why are there two VFD tags? --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 19:05, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Mrmonkey: Maybe it just really needs deleting? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:02, Aug 15
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Euclid's Axioms

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  • delete. by far the worst math stub i've encountered so far. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:17, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.โ€” Sir Sycamore (talk) 14:52, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. It's as though it were written by a "make your own crappy Uncyclopedia article" script. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:05, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Exterminate. Math Mad Libs! Minutes of fun for the whole family. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 16:44, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:50, Aug 15
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Edible numbers

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Wrong triangle

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Intermediate algebra

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  • delete. i really don't think we need this... SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:49, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.โ€” Sir Sycamore (talk) 14:52, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Sigh. It was going somewhere, going somewhere, going somewhere... wait, where the fuck did it just go? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:06, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Exterminate. tl;dr version: Intermediate algebra sucks, and I'm gonna bitch about it! --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 16:46, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:51, Aug 15
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Bustard

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  • delete. this might be my favorite edit of all time. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:32, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.โ€” Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:34, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete - I hate to admit it, but I want this gone more because of the author's treatment of the ICU tag than the article's content itself. But the content is none too great either. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:54, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Exterminate- That is a pretty fantastic edit, though. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 16:48, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. Busted. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:56, Aug 15
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Liz (Link's Female Personality)

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  • burn I thought this could have been humorous. I was probably wrong. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 15:31, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.โ€” Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:34, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. terrible. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:35, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete - Sheesh, Woody, I haven't really been here any longer than you, but even I know that there are zero (0) funny articles on Uncyclopedia that mention Link, and that even the faintest of allusions to Link correlates tightly with the necessity of deletion. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:52, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Ugh. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 15:54, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Mririan H Tag Oldvfd

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Trichotomy

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  • delete. stubby 2005cruft. bad logic = not funny. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:57, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  • exterminate. as per Gerry. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 15:31, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete for an apparent absence of jokes. Just because something isn't true doesn't mean it's... wait, Gerry beat me to it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:11, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:50, Aug 14
  • Exterminate. I hate broken logic. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 00:21, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Lost (TV series)/Previous recaps H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Keep - As a rabid LOST fan myself, I find it non-hilarious but worth preserving. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:50, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep Tricky one this... Come on. Don't you buggers pretend you read it all. I sure as hell did not bother. In places it is clearly "fan cruft" but in others it's passable. Thing is... Spang originally moved this from the main page to keep this kinda thing in one place and out of the main article. It's a sub page, and I see no harm in keeping it around. It's been edited by a lot of different people, so clearly many people think it's worth having. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:22, Aug 12
  • Keep I see no harm in keeping this. It's a sub-page, and its clearly had a lot of work. I'm not saying its the greatest thing ever, but its fairly harmless, and a lot of people would be upset if it were gone. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 15:47, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep As one of those rabid Lost fans I found it pretty funny. Seriously needs pictures though. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:32, 15 Aug
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - lenghty pointless crapโ€” Sir Sycamore (talk) 22:27, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 22:33, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. That's a lot of nonsense... --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 00:02, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. i tried really hard to convince myself that this was worth keeping in some form, because of the comments on the talk page. but it's extremely hard to follow unless you're a rabid LOST fan and you know exactly what all the references are. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:21, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  • D1337 Fuckin' Polar Bears... Chocolate Rain 00:39, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
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  • I am also a big Lost fan - however, I felt here that this was a bit more like some sprawling fan fiction - rather than satire or parody - it's not well written, neither has there been any thought for outside readers, useful links, images, formatting etc, whether you are a lost fan or no, this article is not a good example.โ€” Sir Sycamore (talk) 21:06, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  • I love Lost as well, but it's just not good enough to stay. It doesn't really make me laugh and would make little to no sense to anyone who doesn't watch the show anyhow. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 21:12, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  • I haven't even clicked on the link above so I can't vote in good faith, and it might really suck, but while I'm here defending my own obscure subject matter article I'll just add my two cents: Can't we just have niche articles? Does everything have to be clean cut, plastic-wrapped and familiar to everyone, or else it gets deleted? Wikipedia is full of articles on stuff 0.00001% of the population will ever care about, but they stay because of that 0.00001%. If it's popular subject matter that should be rewritten I can understand, but maybe some odd stuff can just subsist in obscurity for a few people to have fun with, don'chu think? --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 14:04, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
    • Niche articles comprise the bulk of what i write, so I'm wholly in agrrement with your point there - However I don't think that's the case with this article.โ€” Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:28, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
      • I also agree with whatever it is that So So said. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:30, 15 Aug
  • Kept -RAHB 01:02, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
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