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Slappy's Angels

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  • Just because I didn't agree with you putting John Goodman all over everything doesn't make it suitable for deletion, does it? Crablogger 14:20, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • Kerkill Ready for a new term? Slappycruft. It means it's Slappy Squirrel fancruft created to please one user. Plus, the user (using his IP) has reverted to the vanity version! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:16, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Or move to userspace per my Slappy's Angels 5 vote comment. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:36, Jul 22
  • Crab, you are a sick son of a bitch. And I mean that in a bad way. Get help.   Le Cejak <15:35, 22 Jul 2008>
  • delete. regardless of any controversy, these articles bring nothing to the table and do not belong on uncyclopedia. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:52, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • Just move all the slappycruft into his userspace. Easy. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:30, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Move somewhere off-wiki. I think the bulk of Crablogger's contributions need a new home entirely. Really, this series of articles is like nothing I've ever seen. It's enormous - less than half of it is on VFD right now. The amount of material we have on Animaniacs' Slappy Squirrel rivals the volume of everything I've ever written. And it's not amateur or sloppy work - the prose and formatting are excellent, the articles are long and thorough. The thing is, I can't find any satire or jokes or humor in them. It appears to me that Crablogger could be a member of the furry community who has a fixation on Slappy Squirrel, given his contributions on WikiFur - this seems even more true given that the content of this endless series of Slappy articles is just a long stream of prose about cartoon characters getting naked and having sex. Am I honestly looking at some kind of furry porn right now? I mean, is that the joke - that a furry fetishist would write all this material? Or has a furry fetishist really come here and written all this material? At any rate, none of this fits on Uncyclopedia. It's just something other than comedy. I hate to just say "delete" on something so much work has gone into, but I think the dozen or more articles about the sexual habits of an Animaniacs character really have to be taken somewhere else. Any thoughts? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 14:48, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
    What he said. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:07, Jul 22
    Sounds good. And while we're moving all of this off-wiki, let's pull out of Iraq, too. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:29, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Cajek! Please don't say that. It's likely to cause drama. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:15, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Slappy's Angels: Full Throttle

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  • Just because you hate this article yourself doesn't make it a candidate for deletion. Personal opinions don't make a good case for deletion. Crablogger 14:23, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • Kerkill Slappycruft. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:16, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Or move to userspace per my Slappy's Angels 5 vote comment. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:35, Jul 22
  • bah, horrifying   Le Cejak <15:35, 22 Jul 2008>
  • delete. regardless of any controversy, these articles bring nothing to the table and do not belong on uncyclopedia. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:52, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • So are you planning to move pretty much everything at Template:Slappy's Angels? Seems that right now half of it is in and half of it is out of userspace. Or maybe I should just calm down and give you some time to finish... Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 14:58, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Or not, per Mordillo's recent comment... Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:05, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Slappy's Angels 3

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  • You're doing it again. If you think it is Slappycruft, then explain why Full Throttle and Slappy's Angels 5 were both given 5-star ratings from other users, and this one 4 stars. Crablogger 14:24, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • Kerkill Guess what kind of cruft it is! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:16, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Or move to userspace per my Slappy's Angels 5 vote comment (particularly the bit about article ratings). --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:35, Jul 22
  • no no no, not even to userspace.   Le Cejak <15:35, 22 Jul 2008>
  • delete. regardless of any controversy, these articles bring nothing to the table and do not belong on uncyclopedia. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:52, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • Moved --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:43, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
  • REVERTED. See my remarks down there. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:04, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Slappy's Angels 4: The Quest for More Money

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  • Yes, we know what it is. It's you abusing your power. Crablogger 14:25, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Dexter isn't "abusing power". He's taking a group of pages in front of the community for our opinion. No special power or privileges are involved; you could easily do the same. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 14:59, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • Kerkill You know what it is. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:16, 22 July 2008 (UTC)#
  • Delete. Or move to userspace per my Slappy's Angels 5 vote comment. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:34, Jul 22
  • no no no, not even to userspace.   Le Cejak <15:35, 22 Jul 2008>
  • delete. regardless of any controversy, these articles bring nothing to the table and do not belong on uncyclopedia. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:52, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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Slappy's Angels 5

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  • Slappycruft that has a high rating among members. Crablogger 14:25, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • Kerkill More Slappycruft. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:27, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Or move to userspace. OK, point 1: the ratings are very easy to rig, and there's no way of showing how many people have voted, so it could just be "has a high rating from you, the author". Point 2: see here - I agree with Gwax's basic sentiment, this doesn't really have a place here except for in your userspace, Crablogger, where you are welcome to move it if you want it kept. I, however, see no humour or satire, just a load of fancruft about something completely made up. Plus you keep putting yourself in these articles, which is vanity. All my votes on the other articles will refer to this vote, to save typing this out again. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:32, Jul 22
  • Out of curiosity, what does a move to userspace accomplish? Seems to me that userspace is more or less identical to mainspace except that the "Random page" button doesn't bring it up. I feel like this belongs on a different wiki altogether, if anywhere. Maybe, you know, Slappypedia. Wonder how hard it would be to set that up. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 14:55, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
  • no no no, not even to userspace.   Le Cejak <15:35, 22 Jul 2008>
  • delete. regardless of any controversy, these articles bring nothing to the table and do not belong on uncyclopedia. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:52, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • It may seem like vanity to you, but the idea was to be the reverse. Note how I keep using self-depreciating humour to make myself look like a complete and utter idiot. The idea was to be vain but to be self-hating. Crablogger 14:39, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Well, if this is a series of more than a dozen satire articles, where the target of the satire is your own fixation and how strange it is, that really does break the policy set forth at Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies. The litmus test is "Might Codeine's Mum have heard of this group/individual/organization?" And there is no way that Codeine's Mum is aware that someone out there is... unusually interested in Slappy Squirrel as a sexual being. Also, does it really take more than ten long articles to take the piss out of someone who is unusually interested in Slappy Squirrel as a sexual being? If this is all a long, extended meta-joke - articles that exist to poke fun at their own existence - I'm having trouble seeing it. It seems like this was written for reasons other than making a bunch of people laugh. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 14:53, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Excuse me but since when exactly do we move mainspace articles into namespace BEFORE the vote has been completed?! You want those moved, you'll wait till the vote is done. Not a second before that. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:03, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Action Movie

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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I don't want to be the one to put the nail in the coffin, but I can't find any funny here. The author may want to read UN:BOLLOCKS. It's not very helpful but I think it's at least applicable. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:23, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Spife

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Bootsen

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The Guy Who Went Through The Wood Chipper In Fargo

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delete. gross. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:02, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

  • delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:35, Jul 22
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:25, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Crap. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:48, Jul 22
  • Delete - I laughed when I saw this article existed. I stopped laughing when I read the article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:16, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Possibly good concept, but it is currently unfunny crap. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:35, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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God vs. Buddha

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  • delete. random random. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:57, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. Yep. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:22, Jul 22
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:26, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Random. Wibble. Norris. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:46, Jul 22
  • Kerkill Religiouscruft. Plus, Chuck Norris at the end. "Buddha Replied with shooting lazers out of his mouth while screaming, 'SHOOOOP DA WHOOP!'" Buddha was black?(Had to say it.) --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:53, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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University of Fiction

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Cwmbran

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Crack XL

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Cooperistan

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Conlig

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Church of the Reformed Unitarians of the Desk

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  • Delete. Not funny. Listy. Not linked to so not loved. Name-droppy. Did make me laugh, but only accidentally, by claiming Jim Carrey attained "diety" status. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:34, Jul 22
  • Delete. Yea, not great. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:30, Jul 22
  • Delete - The only thing I laughed at was the misspelling of the word Genesis BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Jul 22, 10:47
  • Delete. Bad acronym, listy page. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:27, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. this article praises dane cook. begone with it. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:17, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:28, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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Chromehounds

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  • Delete. Escaped ICU. Listy, dull gamecruft. Not linked to, so not loved. Kill. I don't sound in a bad mood, do I? --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:22, Jul 22
  • Delete. Who would suggest such a thing? UU has never been in a bad mood. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:28, Jul 22
  • Fail - BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Jul 22, 10:40]

delete. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:16, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

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BSA Bantam

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  • Delete. One dull block o' text, and that's basically it. Didn't find anything in it that made me laugh. Yes, it's a real bike that has then same name as a type of poultry. Heh. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:58, Jul 22
  • Delete. UU is in a bad mood today. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:12, Jul 22
  • Delete - Chicken related crap BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Jul 22, 10:43
  • delete. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:15, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Unfunny wall of text. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:17, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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Alan Menken

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  • Delete. I ICU'd this back in April. The IP removed the tag and I didn't notice. Silly me. Anyway, this is name-droppy, random, and unfunny, so can we get rid? Also, no edits since April and it's only linked to from here, so it's unloved. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:49, Jul 22
  • Delete. Kill it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:10, Jul 22
  • Delete - Wall of text BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Jul 22, 10:45]
  • delete. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:14, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Not funny. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:31, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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🔒 The sheep choir of Pakistan H Tag Oldvfd

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Kept ~Jewriken.GIF 20:16, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Muzzled Pirates

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Never Ever, Ever Say Never Ever Again, Ever

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7.62SQ

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Heptadecatheism

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Promatter

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Thomas Whitmore

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Lap Dog

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Funkenstein

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Mak-Daddy

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  • Keep Just enough of a vibe to get my keep. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:30, Jul 21
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2000.5

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Turkey and Vegetable Soup

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Ted Nugent

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Malaysian chinese

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Militant Quakerism

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Sword of the Kings: The Legend of the Man in the Yellow Hat

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Super Human Freaks

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George Washington Carver/Secret Peanut Uses

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Tokugawa period

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  • I think I'm in a good mood today, because this made me smile. Maybe it's 'cause I know a bit about the stuffs that went down, what with the Bakumatsu and the Restoration n' all that. Anyways, yeah. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:06, Jul 19
  • Very weak keep per TLB. I think this is marginally better than having no article here at all. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:54, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
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Cheese Socks

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  • Keep I like it, better than some stuff I've seen on VFH. The last paragraph is a bit poor though. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 07:34, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
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🔒 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition H Tag Oldvfd

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🔒 Denver Broncos H T D Oldvfd

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  • Keep Per Hyperbole's abstain. Can someone show me what a good football article should look like? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:07, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Really weak keep. I dunno, some of it's kind of amusing to me. And I don't even know anything about football! --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 00:30, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Meh Per RDB, except I do know a thing or two about football. -RAHB 08:00, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep--Phantom-Lord 15:21, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • Kerkill Maybe I'm still bitter that they took away the one chance the Falcons ever had at winning the Superbowl all the way back in 1998. Oh well. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:14, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Random, unfunny. NFLcruft? --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:10, Jul 18
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:06, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. It looks like a passable article until you read it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:01, Jul 19
  • delete. one of those articles where you know it's coming, and then...*BAM!!* there's a list at the end! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:49, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • Abstain. For all I know about football, this could be witty, biting satire. Hell, for all I know about football, it could all be true. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:58, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
    Generally things with Captain Cum Back in them are not biting satire... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 06:13, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
    I know plenty about football. This seems to be about a completely different sport! ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:17, Jul 19
    I think this thing they are talking about is a bit like rugby but with crash helmets so that you don't get hurt UU... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:32, Jul 19
    MrN, soccer in America is football in the rest of the world. Football in America is like British rugby. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:06, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
  1. Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:01, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

Bellatrix Lestrange

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  • Weak keep. It's not random, it's kinda coherent, but needs work. Better than the real crap I was expecting. Rewrite tag. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:00, Jul 17
  • Keep. I love that line about blood alcohol--it actually made me chuckle out loud. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:46, Jul 19
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Fifillion

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Yugoserbia

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Uppsala

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Enter Shikari

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  • Kerkill Shit about some band James Blunt made. It features stupidity and horrible, idiotic lists, as well. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:43, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete It's been vandalised a bit, but that probably improved it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:52, Jul 19
  • YAHRRRR --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 03:01, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Meh The problem is the good lines in it have been used. Several times. On every band article we've ever had. We don't need another page to perpetuate the jokes, masquerading as original content. -RAHB 08:23, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:59, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
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It has a few good lines ("The word "Shikari" is Indian for "An appropriate band name, please". and "Enter Shikari are a British-slash-Indian-hunter band founded by James Blunt and who specialize in the musical genre of ... ah ... what's screamo, emo, electronic, rock and post-hardcore put together? Scremectrockore? That'll do. No one cares anyway." made me snigger) but most of it is listcruft. Still it would be sad to lose a band article with at least some good lines. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 07:40, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

Substitute

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Uncle Fudley and the Bunny Wunnies

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Pastry

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Lymph nodes

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National Backwards Helmet Day

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Mei Kusakabe

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  • Invalid! Too new. Use QVFD or ICU. Check out UN:DP. Naughty DJ. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:19, Jul 19
  • Also, you'd be doing us all a great favor by QVFD'ing all of that IP's recent contributions. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:22, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
  • F*** *** **** **** ****ing **** *** you. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 00:42, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
  • I was referring to MrN... dang adults, I would have gotten away with it to! /shakes fist --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 01:14, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
Actually I'm a computer. Also... UN:DPP --Pesky Adult
Dang... uh... Mother board, I would have gotten away with it to! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 01:25, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

Crustacean

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Pilate

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  • This article goes in so many different directions, and none of them are good. Has one editor, and hasn't been touched since '06. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 17:26, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Not good. Although an article about Pontius Pilates could actually be pretty hilarious. Actually, I think I have to go write that. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:31, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
I agree. It's sitting in the requested articles section right now. Do it. Do It. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 20:25, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
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