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  • Comment - So THAT is where that Bulbasaur picture went. Huh. Conniving 01:02, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

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  • What? Nazis? Cheese? The Dutch? Rubber? What the shit?     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   00:56, 13 November 2007 (UTC)  
  • Delete. This article is so bad, I think it just scarred me for eternity. -->:( 01:10, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. It is just possible that an article could be written using the premise of this one, but it would be hard slogging. And the current article fails. ----OEJ 01:48, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 09:37, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Entfernen!. --Gilgal1 22px-Flag of Pirates 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg (Talk to me bitch!!!) 09:47, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
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Infrablue Radiation

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  • Abstain -- so close, and yet not quite there. Hints of physics-based funniness are just barely visible behind some rather clichéd randumbness. ----OEJ 01:52, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

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  • Delete -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:33, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. I wish this were done really well, because it's an intriguing idea. But it's not done very well. ----OEJ 01:57, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Cook it in the cremation kiln.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   02:35, 13 November 2007 (UTC)  
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 09:35, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Tastes like polonium short, unfunny, although it could be argued that were this article an actual physical piece of food it would be loved by bulimics everywhere. 19px-MetalFlower.jpg<.talk.work.?pedia.A^{waits}_{ward}
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Obi Wank Enobi

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  • Put in on ICU.--Jtaylor1 Small Egg 04:57, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Harvest Moon: A Blunderful Wife

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  • Nom and Delete. I think I actually liked this article at one point. I just took the time to read it over, and realized that it sucks. It was much more vile at one point, which is what made me revert it and put it my watchlist at first, but I've grown tired of it. And I don't even like them, so why should I care about it? -- Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 23:18, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Crap in most respects. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 23:24, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Kill the article, and the band if possible.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   05:10, 13 November 2007 (UTC)  
  • Delete. Random crap. --Gilgal1 22px-Flag of Pirates 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg (Talk to me bitch!!!) 08:47, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Agreed, I was about to apply the Bandcruft Award to it before I saw it was on VFD. But wasn't it a good article a while ago? /me goes to check out old revisions... 19px-MetalFlower.jpg<.talk.work.?pedia.A^{waits}_{ward}
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 09:32, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Several unfunny lists, interspersed with fairly random crap. Wait and bleed (to death). --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:39, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
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Insert slipknot song-based puns here!

Article = Shit
Danger - Keep Away
Spit It Out (It Tastes Bad)
Huff Before I Forget
Humourless
Frail Article Nursery
insert another here if it takes your fancy
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Colombian Women

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  • Maybe - ...if anyone cares to enact my suggestions in Comments. Then we'd have a very good article arisen from utter crap, people won't have to search Google for their erotica, we have a new, welcomed category, and all we have to worry about are the Feminazis who believe hot women are a sin and the Internet should instead be flooded with Naruto yaoi or something. Conniving 01:11, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak Keep. Can be improved. And methinks "A detailed description of how Colombian Women suck cock" can be a good article on its own. --Gilgal1 22px-Flag of Pirates 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg (Talk to me bitch!!!) 09:56, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
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  • Comment - How about a rewrite into the same style of Asian chicks? Then we can make more articles and maybe clump them together into a category (along with sane, intelligent, and sexy women). Also, shrink the pictures. One more thing, lose the section titled "A detailed description of how Colombian Women suck cock", who really cares? Besides TKF.... I guess the contents of that section could be changed to be a LOT more subtle/third-person. Conniving 01:01, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. At least keep the pictures. --Gilgal1 22px-Flag of Pirates 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg (Talk to me bitch!!!) 09:52, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

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  • Delete. Complete crap anyway you look at it. The "rewrite" it recently had was nothing more than a glorified 60k byte recreation of Contents. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:03, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
  • MAEK IT DIE NOW Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 23:09, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
  • I LIEK PIE, but this article sucks. -- Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 23:26, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Looks like ED crap to me. -->:( 01:44, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
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  • Abstain. Shitty article, but I use it to keep tabs on GigaBowser's socks. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:45, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Merge with Mario and rename the article Mario Brothers, perhaps? (Oh wait, there's that one detailing the movie. Hmm... move that one to include "movie" in the article name.) I worry about the Luigi images most of all. Conniving 00:44, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

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  • Two edits. Two blimey edits on this page. As if that wasn't enough, the article is about an Incan fruit, I think. It really is crap.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   08:30, 12 November 2007 (UTC)  
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:38, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete-Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 20:04, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
  • DLEET useless, pointless. --THE 21:01, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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Archaea

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Scott (STD test case)

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Louis St. Laurent

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Robert Anton Wilson

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Gali

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  • Delete --Dossier 03:02, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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🔒 Aiden H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Delete --Dossier 03:02, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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🔒 Artistic Chemistry H Tag Oldvfd

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Macaulay Culkin

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  • Crap, nevermind. She made it a redirect.   Le Cejak <-> 02:12, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Missing television

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David Beckham

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Keep its a good article for me--Someguyudontknow 21:36, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

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Maritime's Law

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  • Delete Not a single blue link, a wall of text, and not satisfied with just one, two, or three long unfunny lists, this article gives us NINE! Perhaps the worst article I have ever seen in my entire tenure here.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:05, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:23, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete -->:( 01:56, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Dossier 02:59, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 03:06, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 03:09, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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Bacon in a Bottle

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Disease

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The OFFICIAL Ten Commandments

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  • Delete I don't know if this is actually from The Simpsons, but if it is then the episode mustn't have been very good. Because this isn't funny, not a single word of it. And I highly doubt Jesus approves, though I can't know for certain.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:50, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 22:08, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 22:12, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • The eleventh commandment found! Thou shalt not write crap on Uncyclopedia. -->:( 01:53, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Ampersand -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:04, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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Hypothetical Guitar

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  • Delete The humor here is worse than hypothetical; it's entirely nonexistent... --Pentium5dot1 04:17, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. I kind of like the concept, but the execution lets it down. Badly. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:05, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 12:34, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I agree with Under user in that the concept is perhaps the best part of this article. Because it should be known that "rockers" often can't play guitar for crap and play it hypothetically. ALLAH AKBAR!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:21, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 22:10, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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The Bogan Incident

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  • Delete questionable humor, to say the least --~Jewriken.GIF 09:56, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Not funny, and feels listy, even in the bits where it isn't. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:31, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 12:39, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Bordering on vanity, and with the quality to match. With such lines as "Hard Rock Bogans - Bogans who listen to hard rock" it's no wonder that no one wants to deal with this person.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:49, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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Brock Lesnar

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  • Delete here cums the pain? --~Jewriken.GIF 08:26, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. "He was shot by Bill Goldberg because the Yeti Brock raped was his father". Yup, terrible wrestlingcruft. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:26, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 12:37, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete There's a reason why professional wrestlers shouldn't write poetry, and it's evidenced in this page. Unless, of course, it wasn't written by Brock Lesnar, in which case the actual author doesn't deserve to be allowed to write either.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:53, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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Third echelon

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Christopher Marlowe

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  • Delete crappy article with no significant changes sence 2006 --General And Min. THEDUDEMAN30px-Sucrose_b.gif 03:20, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Perhaps salvageable if someone devoted a lot of time and effort to it, but as I've said on multiple occasions, it won't be missed much. However, if someone wants to adopt this article, more power to them.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:44, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Mmph, well it's not random, short, listy or anything, but neither is it well-written or funny, and the evidence is that this won't change. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:56, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 12:28, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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Boring Boring Boring Purple Monkey Dishwasher

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  • Delete - Someone explain to me how this is funny BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Nov 10, 21:10
  • Delete Incoherent, and honestly completely unfunny. I didn't even chuckle at its badness, I just read it while simultaneously asking why. Why?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:17, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. I have no idea what this is on about, and suspect that even if I did, it would remain pointless drivel. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:25, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 12:24, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete not funny and pointless oh and not enuf stuff in itIs_loading_3.gif Evil_One275 | Talk | Contribs04:30, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete -- Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 04:54, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Per evil one. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:57, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. --RandomDie 00:45, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete   Le Cejak <-> 16:24, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Not funny -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 02:54, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete And here's why: This article is a step above what is usually seen here. However, that being said, it's not saying much. It's still too short, irredeemably bizarre, and not funny enough to carry its rambling concept that seems about as lost as "Lost." Just slapping a Bat Fuck Insane template on the thing does not excuse its insanity, far from it. The fact that even the initial author of this could see that it was only salvagable through self-reference does not bode well. Sure, there's a humorous ending, but it's like a shaggy dog story: at the end of the day, the payoff isn't worth the price.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:23, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:24, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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  • Abstain-I don't think its horrible, but its not all that good either, so I couldn't decide Robertodole 05:45, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Boy's volleyball

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  • VFD converted to ICU: VOTING CLOSED --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 21:28, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Boy's Bedroom

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  • Delete - Is this a series or something? Just why? BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Nov 10, 21:13
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Breast Cancer

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Kevin Bacon

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  • The 1337. Unfunny stub mixed with a bunch of random crap. --RandomDie 18:04, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete -- Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 19:55, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Deleted and fast; this article made me wish that I didn't check articles before deleting them. Ugh. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 02:47, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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