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To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read about how the previous vote(s) went.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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Colony of America H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 825 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ranty, first-person polemic; humorless; under a page title no one will look up. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:11 26-Apr-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Aside from the suggestion that the Queen of England is a transvestite (hidden under a false typo in the Civil War section), there are no jokes to be found in this uninspired conspiracy theory. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 23:41, April 26, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Some of this is funny, it gets ranty quick though, there's maybe a paragraph of stuff here total I think could work as an aftermath section for the Revolutionary War page. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:39, May 15, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's at least well-written and I do find it a little funny, even if it is outdated by about three-hundred years. Certainly not something I'd consider VFD material. ConCass2 (talk) 08:27, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
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Jason Vorhees H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 430 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A misspelling of Jason Voorhees; I think the image from The Goonies could be carried over though. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:52, May 13, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Jason vorhees" was the only contribution of Vannystice, in 2009; did not stick around to learn how to be funny and not stupid. Jason Voorhees, by comparison, is a photo gallery of gay-baiting. This may be like the old Chevy Vega, where if you acquire two, you can assemble one working one. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:30 13-May-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete..  EStop Easy button 08:37, May 27, 2016 (UTC)
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Freddy Krueger H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 415 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Gay, rape, scat, typos, basically just You Have Two Gay Cows. There's nothing worth keeping other than his career in children's entertainment; I have a few ideas up as a draft in my user space for a rewrite but it will have to be from the ground up. Irritable of contents (talk) 17:39, May 13, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A page from Maniac1075 during his "crufty period." Intro has no theme except gayness; childhood involves 100 fathers who are memes. After that, it is an overlong parade of ranting at the reader, swearing at the reader, and writing about sex to the unwilling reader. Burn it down with or without a replacement. Spıke Radiomicrophone17:46 13-May-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ticks almost every box of the deletion criteria.  EStop Easy button 08:45, May 27, 2016 (UTC)
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Kartrider H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 407 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. There's a lot of other video games real and fake we could have but currently don't, like the 1st Starcraft. Does anyone play Kartrider or just those 5 South Koreans and the person who wrote this? Irritable of contents (talk) 01:06, May 14, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Don't even bother with this shit-fest. Written in 2007 by Mugka and neglected ever since. It is not clear that anyone plays this or reads it, but I'm betting they don't laugh. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:30 14-May-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stub of an old and unpopular game and not very funny.  EStop Easy button 08:49, May 27, 2016 (UTC)
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Phantasy Star Online H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 403 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The authors just complaining about the games mechanics and lack of different item graphics calling them retarded and gay, cause there's really not much plot or characters to make fun of. There's a lot of set pieces ripped from Star Wars but that's not really enough for an article and no more than Megaman; who despite having like 50 games doesn't have 1 page. Not every book or video game needs a page. Megamans canon isn't an unexplained crime like Sonic's, so there's nothing to really talk about other than how super formulaic it is, but just listing a series formula like it was the nutrition information on a soda isn't enough. Video games may be Uncyclopedia's worst category we should be aiming for something along the lines of Electronic Gaming Monthly; but not even they could make every game they reviewed hilarious . Irritable of contents (talk) 05:07, May 14, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bronze ent in 2007 set out to blog about his favorite gaming website. All that has happened since then is that less-competent anonymous editors have crufted it up with their own personal observations. I've taken it back to author's final edit, but it is still written to blog, not to amuse the reader. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:13 14-May-16
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Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage! H T D Tag article

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 390 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The lists in the Spyro the Dragon article work illustrating the rgrind well, but not in this one; there's also a lot of navelism like the redirect Spyro 2: Gateway to glimmer and the factual explanation of the alternative European title, and the red link to Spyro 3. "99.99999+0.00001% of idiots who bought this game had problems." and "This game was critically acclaimed by IGN, GameFAQs, and all the other games review websites. Wow, it must have been a great game. NOT!" aren't isn't worded that well either. It works on the level of a saturday morning cartoon with random cameos that don't culminate into anything (Simpsons) and a dash of the old ultra violence (South Park) but basically that's it. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:09, May 14, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I renamed it, adding the exclamation point to match the page name on Wikipedia. I defend some pages as "a real article about something real," and this is about something real, an obscure sequel to an obscure videogame franchise. The problem is that it is not a real article. Instead of comedy in the "encyclopedia" frame, this is author chatting with reader about how much the game sucks. Crack wise on a gaming blog somewhere. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:28 15-May-16
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UnScripts:Skye Goes to Planet Shrewvomit H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 389 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The page has 1 author User:Luigispetpikmin and the president shows up to say how awesome it as at the end. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:47, May 14, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Cannot read it. Eyes glaze over at the sheer, endless pointlessness of it. Even having taken on the glorification of a cancelled video game from a decade ago, no one wants to read the script they should have written except the author himself. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:46 15-May-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pretty awful.  EStop Easy button 09:15, May 16, 2016 (UTC)
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Command and Conquer - Generals H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 346 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A Wacky War rendition of a video game with interminable lists contributed by 1337 haxxors from countries where they don't learn English. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:00 16-May-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Listcruft and no real character development. The article hints at taking the moral high ground on these types of games, which could be a valid comedy strategy however, the execution makes it read as if such a strategy was more of a side-effect.  EStop Easy button 09:00, May 27, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Hermione Granger, ultimate suicide weapon, others call it the omgwtfh4x0r bomber, 1,000,000,000 of them. Other than that a very long series of lists with only Godzilla and Kim Jong Il as fake entries. There's a list for mods even. Irritable of contents (talk) 00:24, May 31, 2016 (UTC)
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ED-209 H T D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 340 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I think this page is definitely noting something TV tropes should really have a page for, given it's talked about in the Star Trek books on gender and race in sci-fi; but that T.V. Tropes doesn't want to smelt in fear of being accused of proverbially having dealt; unlike their former rape tropes. There's also Cyborg from Teen Titans and Justice League whose basically used like Siri and has no junk. I mean there's all sorts of logical problems with Geordi's genetic blindness that single handily dispels all the federations proposed benevolence and creator alleged atheism; like did they ban all embryonic stem cell and organ transplant research, cause both of those have been shown to work in modern day experiments on mammals born blind. I know half the time Geordi's talking about how his eyes are better this way, but than there's that 1st season episode Riker is a Q where apparently having eyes is all Geordi talks about; so which is it? Would Star Fleet go so far as to let Geordi have the body of the major from Ghost in the Shell, or is Luke Skywalker's arm a technology that's still beyond them, unlike restructuring matter atom by atom. If everyone is that comfortable with Geordi being able to record them naked all the time why aren't they all just naked all the time like Troi's people are for weddings? Counsoler troi seems to talk less about sex than even her Victorian contemporary Sigmund Freud, shouldn't she be talking to him about his bipolar cybernetic superiority/inferiority complex along with him and Barkley's holodeck sex addiction? How is their dream machine legal and drug dealing isn't? It's not like there's those organ stealing aliens from that Phage episode of Voyager, or the pill Bones had that could grow new kidneys in a day hey used in the fourth movie. I'm not going to even get into the whole transporter and replicator issue cause that's just pure magic. I think this article might work but it needs to be more about either Robocop who has only 4 movies, or Geordi having the crappiest life in the 7 seasons of Next Generation. I think this portmanteau doesn't really work as is but has a potential better used on cyborgs; it is similar to when I said Travis Mayweather from enterprise was that robot probe NASA landed on a comet, which got reverted. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:10, May 16, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. All it does is make references to RoboCop, Geordi, Star Trek, and Data. I say delete. --CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 20:20, May 16, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article about the droid from Robocop would have to be good. This one is not good, is eight years old, Nuclearjong is the only contributor, he is gone and the article is neglected, and nominator did him the favor of sweeping away the even cruftier second half before nominating. Spıke Radiomicrophone21:59 16-May-16
  4. Symbol delete vote Beam me up Almost incoherent mash of two sci-fi genres.  EStop Easy button 09:24, May 27, 2016 (UTC)
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Spoilers H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 334 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An obvious invitation to tell the same joke over and over; the result is tedious for the reader. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:05 17-May-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Ew. ConCass2 (talk) 20:17, May 21, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Etc., wouldn't even work as a list. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:55, May 30, 2016 (UTC)
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Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air? H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 237 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article inspired by a quip from I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus that is nowhere near as funny as the original. I placed this in {{ICU}} in June 2013 and Simsilikesims cancelled without comment at the end of the waiting period, in which we wait for improvement, of which there wasn't any. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:39 21-May-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lots of death and "2 really gay old faggots." Navalism and not The Funniest Joke in the World. Irritable of contents (talk) 00:24, May 31, 2016 (UTC)
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The Minkian H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 218 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This page is a fine concept for an RPG race/class, and doesn't appear to be from anything else. It isn't remotely even trying to be humorous unless you count the single instance of worrier as being a pun on warrior which I don't think it actually is in this usage. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:59, May 21, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The word appears nowhere in Wikipedia, nor comes up verbatim in Google except this page. Personal fanfiction about made-up races, originally by Aloysius in 2010, evidently without intending to be funny. After real Uncyclopedians gave it actual formatting, it seems he may have returned without logging in, a couple years later, and tried to make it go away. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:45 21-May-16
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Dr. Wily H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 215 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The only good part is "he opened a boat shop, and no one suspects anything, except Mawio", the rest is just a bad translation + Elmder Fudd joke done 5000 time about piss and co starring Mario no one wants to go through the effort of deciphering. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Irritable of contents (talk • contribs)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I just deleted nagging from the author to other Uncyclopedians on how not to edit his masterpiece. The only word I can read without straining to mentally translate is "penis." Get rid. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:01 22-May-16
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X-Play H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 215 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Red links, swearing, noobs and lots of repetition to go with the 7 opening quotes; compare this to the featured article for Roger Ebert. I mean I guess they actually are some of the better known critics before there was let's plays and PewDiePie, but that's not really saying much cause there's only that 1 film critic people are familiar with. This would be liked if there was a page for Electronic Gaming monthly which there doesn't need to be cause the only magazine here is Playboy I think. At least Encyclopedia Dramatica and Ebert are in their style. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:22, May 22, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote You get the fucking idea. Eating one's own eyes and shitting them out is not comedy. Yes, I read further, but not much. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:25 22-May-16
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Protest Warrior H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 176 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Self-Nomination A crappy article making references to A.N.S.W.E.R. and other crap. Even my name is less crappy than this article --CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 16:16, May 23, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-Dark Paladin X wrote this, in 2007, evidently solely to advertise or soapbox about someone else's website. Looking for laughs? You will have to slog through author's opinion of Beck, Limbaugh, and socialism in the Intro, before getting to the article's meat: Wacky Wars and contrived acronyms. Spıke Radiomicrophone17:14 23-May-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Self referential to ANSWER and very much a family guy adlib, red links and spelling errors. X-Men and Pokemon for no reason. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:55, May 30, 2016 (UTC)
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Deletion H T D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 176 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Not good enough Seriously, what the fuck was this writer thinking by blinding the user with censor bars. While making vague references to drab russian reversal jokes, the user must scramble through the article in a futile attempt to extract any joke from it. See HTBFANJS--CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 16:24, May 23, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Totally fueled by (1) the trite and deprecated Soviet Censorship meme, and (2) the safe harbor about an article on deletion itself evidencing deletion. In other words, no clever and novel comedy. Spıke Radiomicrophone17:17 23-May-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ugly and unfunny. ConCass2 (talk) 13:40, May 27, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. A page about deletionism doesn't work because it's just an ill defined word people throw around like wikilawyering. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:55, May 30, 2016 (UTC)
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Heidi Klum H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 68 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Nymphomaniac,Black Cock Slut,Chimp lover" sums up the style and grammar errors. The racist tag was right. If anyone is having humanzee children it would be iither Jane Goodall or Richard Dawkins who are mentioned 4 and 3 times on the great ape personhood article respectively; which should necessitate calling him Chimp Man on RationalWiki. Dawkins has actually commented extensively on human animal hybrids before in a 2009 Guardian interview. Irritable of contents (talk) 03:39, May 28, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is more like a tame Dramatica article than an Uncyclopedia entry. ConCass2 (talk) 09:58, May 28, 2016 (UTC)
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Chun Li H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 68 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Repeat of the Chun Li Dynasty, and not in a way that's substantially different like with Sarah Palin. Irritable of contents (talk) 03:39, May 28, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete and redirect to Chun Li Dynasty. That one is witty; this one is just a fanboy page. Spıke Radiomicrophone11:57 28-May-16
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Dexter's Laboratory H T D

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 68 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A bunch of Russian jokes. Cites interesting fact that Butch Hartman and Seth McFarlane worked on this but Angular Art Pop Culture Reference Screams a Lot Guy doesn't wok as well as McFarlanes nickname. A lot of trivia, and descriptions not jokes. Irritable of contents (talk) 03:39, May 28, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. The comedy strategy of Sovietism is trite, but this page is hardly huffworthy: a real article about something real. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:00 28-May-16
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Beaked through the head H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 68 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A ramble by Videshi from 2007. Spıke Radiomicrophone03:40 28-May-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Navelism, best thing since decapitated bread. Irritable of contents (talk) 00:24, May 31, 2016 (UTC)
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