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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit an article during a vote to delete it. You can flip your vote if the article improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read why we voted to keep it, the last time.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question, or else the moderator may invalidate the vote. If adding {{VFD}} to an article already under vote, reset the 24-hour clock.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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To vote to delete or keep an article
  • Edit the section for the article in question.
  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
    • To post brief indented replies to a vote, start lines with #: with one or more colons; anything else breaks the numbered list.
  • To type a comment, start a new line at the end of the comments= section, beginning with * (as comments need not be numbered).
  • Votes with an explanation, and comments, are more helpful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  • ~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.

Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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Pounding bat sodomy H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 2289 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The rather lazy theme a elementary school child could have come up with is ridiculous names based around expletives, which repeats the phrase luckiest sperm in the USA to give it a layer of sophisticated comedy gold paint, and a song that doesn't even rhyme or have a pattern to the beat. Contains future history, "someone she was not at least as related to as second cousins" fucking and STDs, random celebrity cameos and an ad lib holocaust joke. This sets a rather low bar for quality, as in the monkey bars. Irritable of contents (talk)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is just very low quality and not very worth wasting time on improving. And it has too many lame humor. --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 03:57, February 24, 2018 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.


Written by David Gerard, now a regular over at Rationalwiki. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:25, March 1, 2018 (UTC)

Columbine High School massacre H T D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 1964 hours
Delete (1)

Symbol delete vote Delete. The first half has the decent enough premise it was the fault of gangster rap, school sports, being picked on by goths, being too tolerant and too popular and playing violent video games, but eventually it spirals into time travel, a list of guns and characters named after anachronistic video games. The latter half is a series of increasingly less relavent adaptations in other media. Overall, it's way too random and so much needs rewritten it's questionable whether the first few paragraphs are worth having with no ending. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:10, March 5, 2018 (UTC)

Keep (0)

No keep votes.


Tram H D Tag article

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 1457 hours
Delete (0)

{{delete}} Looks like a sort of abandoned stub. To save it, the article should be really helped, expanded and fixed. In that case, I'll change my vote. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 19:45, March 26, 2018 (UTC)

Keep (1)

Symbol keep vote Keep. As said above, I change my vote. Very well done, sorry for my voting delay. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 11:12, April 11, 2018 (UTC)


I have started work on fixing this one. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:01, April 8, 2018 (UTC)

List of animation studios H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 1330 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This looks like an abandoned WIP. I would have deleted it on sight or userspaced it, but it has been in this condition since Sept 2017, undiscovered perhaps because it was uncategorized. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 05:04, April 1, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Looks more like an abandoned Wikipedia article. Nearly 6 months gone; looks like surrender. See also Pixar by the same author which I'm sending to Quick VFD --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 21:12, April 8, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per Nigel: sounds like an abandoned Wikipendian article. Redundant. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 11:13, April 11, 2018 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yes, this should go. There was a spate of copy pasting from Wikipedia awhile back. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:06, May 13, 2018 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.


Thomas And the 2 Brothers (2017) H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 1081 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I listed it as QVFD some weeks ago. Btw, IMHO is gibberish. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 11:31, April 11, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Less than 5 minutes of thought went into both the two trailers; the article is a complete waste of time. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 11:03, April 14, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:03, May 13, 2018 (UTC)
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No keep votes.


Xi Jinping H D Tag article

Score: -3
Elapsed Time: 1007 hours
Delete (0)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Created by me. But suddenly I don't feel like writing it anymore. --I Made Another User Name (NON-SENSE !!! )15:15, April 14, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per nom, empty page. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 12:16, May 2, 2018 (UTC)
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Got a concept for this topic but it will take a bit of time to flesh out. Stay tuned. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 03:18, May 7, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Romartus started expansion, so I change my vote. IMHO a good stub by now. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 03:44, May 19, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Well, I thought onbody would take interest. --I Made Another User Name (NON-SENSE !!! )15:15, April 14, 2018 (UTC)

Romartus has started on the article, so I defer to him. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 14:49, May 12, 2018 (UTC)


Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 179 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anon-made micro-micro-stub, need a real expansion or, IMHO, should be deleted. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 03:47, May 19, 2018 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.