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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit a page during a vote. You can flip your vote if the page improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read about how the previous vote(s) went.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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To vote to delete or keep an article
  • Edit the section for the article in question.
  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
    • To post brief indented replies to a vote, start lines with #: with one or more colons; anything else breaks the numbered list.
  • To type a comment, start a new line at the end of the comments= section, beginning with * (as comments need not be numbered).
  • Votes with an explanation, and comments, are more helpful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  • ~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.

Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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Techneta H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 1040 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The remaining article in the SuperSkye personal story arc (we voted to keep the original). Spıke Radiomicrophone12:55 14-Jun-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.  EStop Easy button 09:33, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:21, June 17, 2016 (UTC)
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Actually, there's still Kaptainskye. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:43, June 27, 2016 (UTC)

Count Dooku H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 914 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. NAMBLA, Faggotmatch.com, Assrape. Emperor Palpatine isn't important enough for a page so I don't know why this is a page, and he's already has an entry on CIS. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:39, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crufty and pointless. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:13 20-Jun-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.  EStop Easy button 11:22, June 21, 2016 (UTC)
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Sabertooth H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 914 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. From Goatman chris. "Dirty hippies, the wolverine was twitching away on the ground, all crazy, like an epileptic." Criminal record is a repetitious list. The last major addition was in 2007. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:39, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Almost no actual content, especially if we eliminated the Rap Sheet on the grounds it is listcruft. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:19 20-Jun-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Expert 3222 18:14, July 17, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.  EStop Easy button 07:26, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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Guns N' Roses H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 577 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Article's intro gave me an Appetite for Deletion. The rest of the article merely confirmed it. Badly written rant utilising many of the forbidden techniques. ConCass2 (talk) 19:36, July 3, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Assume nominator means "band that...fucked Mick Jagger in the asshole till he screamed like back in 1567 times." This unfortunate start could be improved if it were the problem. But the rest of the article merely confirms it. A fanboy celebrates his band by, well, writing about sex. At the end was a toilet pun of literally every song they have ever recorded; I deleted that. It doesn't matter. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:51 4-Jul-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Could've been funny i think, but it's not really. --Moonhead42 (talk) 05:29, July 21, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Immigrants n' faggots"; it could be good if replaced from scratch though. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:23, July 22, 2016 (UTC)
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Syaoran H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 386 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. List of short sections of repetitive jokes about a kawaii bishie shota, after the first paragraphs about undergoing drugging and forced gender reassignment surgery. Kinda obscure given neither Card Captor Sakura nor Chobits have a page. A cross between the Cross-dressing and X is gay pages; which need cleanup. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:11, July 11, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not notable, and not funny. Spıke Radiomicrophone18:31 11-Jul-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Have absolutely no idea what this is about. Good comedy is required to make the article stand up for those that do not know the subject.  EStop Easy button 07:40, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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Uncyclopedia Research Division H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 295 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Navelism, "invent something nonexistent and talk for ten minutes about it." Nothing links to this. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:45 15-Jul-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A lot of wacky figures and mysterious history. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:23, July 22, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Memeage.  EStop Easy button 07:43, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Navelism. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:16, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Juku Ren (talk) 18:48, July 27, 2016 (UTC)
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Computer shop H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 295 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A Filipino creation with no strategy except swears, Tagalog humor, and lists. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:49 15-Jul-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Someone really doesn't like computer shops. --Moonhead42 (talk) 05:05, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Shitty, Chuck Norris. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:23, July 22, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.  EStop Easy button 07:47, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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HowTo:Go to Washington From Texas (Guide) H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 170 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Article that is essentially a guide without any humor elements added other than "Note", but I don't think it is enough. Expert 3222 18:52, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article's Work in Progress tag is a home-brew job that always keys off the current date. In other words, it pranks Admins into thinking that work is ongoing. Spıke Radiomicrophone19:40 20-Jul-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:01, July 22, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stupid, not funny.  EStop Easy button 07:54, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote ... Juku Ren (talk) 22:30, July 26, 2016 (UTC)
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X3 H T D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 142 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Title isn't a parody, nor the actual title; lots of parenthesis and incomplete sentences, a specific time code also shows up for screen capping along. "I-have-no-nuts", "except the Mormons who was" "his index finger pointing at the black colored pawn that looked like a penis", "Trouble with the Man" section should be about Fox not Disney, as they bought Marvel 4 years after this film. Unlike Star Wars, the X-Men movies aren't notable or terrible enough to get their own individual or collective pages; most of the major criticisms are just that hardly anyone gets any screen time because there's like 2 dozen characters, and that the movies fail to faithfully adapt elements from the comics, like Phoenix (3), Stryker (2), and their more recognizable classic costumes (1). That and I guess Wolverine and Storm switched height. Irritable of contents (talk) 22:33, July 21, 2016 (UTC)
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  • From 216.16.232.98, editing stopped 4 years ago, and theirs only 21 total edits. Irritable of contents (talk) 22:33, July 21, 2016 (UTC)
  • No, Wikipedia says X-Men: The Last Stand is also known as X3. This article's Intro is self-congratulatory, the humor is cheap, undeveloped toilet humor with no real-world point, and there are no pix, but I'm not sure it's loathsome. Will delete the two one-sentence sections (one offering nothing but a nonsense number on box-office take). Spıke Radiomicrophone03:29 26-Jul-16

Ron Weasley H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 120 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Hermione rightfully doesn't have a page, even though she has more dialogue. This sex comedy about slash fic manages to bring up basically everything except scat and BDSM. Says it's about a band. I don't mind this being a page but it needs to be rewritten. History doesn't seem to suggest this was ever good. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:41, July 22, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yeah, start over, the only comedy strategy here is, "They're gay!!!" Spıke Radiomicrophone03:37 26-Jul-16
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🔒 April 30 H D Oldvfd Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 72 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete and redirect here. Article contains millions of redlinks (though they can be removed) and is based on unfunny lists. All other pages for respective days in mainspace redirect to subpages of Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries. Expert 3222 20:33, July 24, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pointless and unfunny. Cg097 (talk) 02:18, July 26, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. You rarely see so much red and so little funny in an Uncyclopedia page. Spıke Radiomicrophone03:39 26-Jul-16
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I didn't count, but at first glance "millions of redlinks" doesn't look at all like an exaggeration. A massive list of random events applied to nonsense dates. ConCass2 (talk) 08:57, July 26, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Moonhead42 (talk) 13:32, July 27, 2016 (UTC)
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  • Remember that Wikipedia policy is not to make links of dates or year numbers, and there is no comedy reason for us to do differently. Spıke Radiomicrophone03:39 26-Jul-16
    Don't Wikipedia have pages on dates? April 30 is an actual page, for instance, though I'm sure I may have misunderstood your comment. ConCass2 (talk) 08:57, July 26, 2016 (UTC)
    There is a Wikipedia page on 2008, but Wikipedia has pulled back from its former belief that anytime 2008 is mentioned in an article, the reader deserves a one-click way to read everything else about the year. Uncyclopedia used to carry Wikipedia's excessive mark-up to extremes in UnNews. Spıke Radiomicrophone17:45 26-Jul-16
  • Deleted and redirected as requested. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:58 27-Jul-16

Vash the Stampede H D

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 121 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. "They're gay!!" and a list. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:34, July 26, 2016 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. An article about a character from an anime, worked on almost entirely by IPs, is likely to be fanfiction without a comedy theme. But if I delete the list (Interesting Facts) and the parenthetical wisecracks, it is not horrible. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:14 27-Jul-16
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Alderaan H D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 121 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Preferably just a stub I think that a planet given 5 seconds of screen time should take 5 seconds to read about. The decoy earth bit needs more explanation, and I think a photo of a pile of rocks or an asteroid field would look funnier. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:50, July 26, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Three paragraphs that seem to start in the middle of a story could be appropriate for a movie franchise that started with Episode IV. It is hard to read and I didn't detect any comedy. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:16 27-Jul-16
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Can be improved on but i liked it. --Moonhead42 (talk) 13:33, July 27, 2016 (UTC)
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