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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

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edit Pages for Deletion

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Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.

How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):

Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Typically a +5 vote is needed to delete an article
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.

Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the VFD-padlock.png Closed nomination tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.

edit Map of USA with counties outlined

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 3 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Keep I like this. --- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:07, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (1)
Map of USA with county outlines.jpg
  1. Symbol Burninate vote.png Nom & Burninate, for three reasons: 
    1. It's an old, unused image that hasn't been updated since 2005.
    2. It's saved in a format normally reserved for photographs when it should use SVG.
    3. I don't see the satirical value of yet another map of the United States. Perhaps a color version used to prove some point would save the day.
I see some redeeming value, though. --Clicky! Sir CuteDoctorOctogonapusOnTheRadio R.I.P. the Honorable [CUN] 03:01, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

edit Pokemon censorship by the FCC

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 4 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif KILL  Obviously not made by an intelligent human being, especially if it has Pokemon porn, which I severly despise.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:41, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png AGH MY EYES!  Too many typos, capitalization errors, and redlinks. --Clicky! Sir CuteDoctorOctogonapusOnTheRadio R.I.P. the Honorable [CUN] 02:44, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

edit Alan (disambiguation)

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 4 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  It's a stupid disambiguation page found on Special:LonelyPages. I don't think anyone can actually utilize its existence. --Clicky! Sir CuteDoctorOctogonapusOnTheRadio R.I.P. the Honorable [CUN] 01:56, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Consists of a prefix search that anyone can perform, with no value (no humor) added. Spıke ¬ 02:07 27-May-12
  3. Not needed, unless someone can convense me otherwise.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:35, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

edit New Panama Canal

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 7 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom. The illustration presents a funny concept: a new canal lengthwise down the continent. It cannot be enjoyed because the text is uniformly gassy. Nothing to say, no point, no strategy, no basis. Headings are "Bullshit," "More Bullshit," and "Bullshit Stops Here," awesome. Spıke ¬ 23:43 26-May-12
Comments

edit Sufjan Stevens

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 18 hours
Keep (1)
  1. To balance off the "who?". SPIKE showed that he is "someone" so a page on him is okay. But the user must really hate him though. It's just a gay bashing page, so I will balance myself out by voting no as well. Aleister 19:38 26-5-'12
    Abstaining by voting both Keep and Delete is theatrics (not schizophrenia). Not that I disagree with either of your points, but Mordillo would have reverted you with a gruff comment. Spıke ¬ 23:46 26-May-12
Delete (3)
  1. ZOMG HE IS SO GAY. He is such a huge fag. Honestly, I have no idea who Sufjan Stevens is, I just know that he SUCKS COCKS! OMG, how many cocks can this man fit in his mouth at one time? I bet a bunch! Because he is SO GAY!  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Sat, May 26 '12 12:40 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png who? --fcukmanLOOS3R! Deviantartwtf.jpg 14:21, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Heave ho. Aleister 19:38 26-5-'12
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. He's apparently pretty gay, though. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:10, 26 May 2012
  • The indie-label instrumentalist has a Wikipedia page (as Socky found out), replete with comedy material our article never touches. Arabic or Persian (which?!) name means "comes with a sword" though he now plays "the axe"; despite the Middle-Eastern name, is well schooled in Michigan Christianity (cue the Militia). Intends to write an album for each of the fifty states. Coulda been funny. Spıke ¬ 19:26 26-May-12

edit Tank Abbot

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 20 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. This is-a bad.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Sat, May 26 '12 9:52 (UTC)
Comments

edit QI/old

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 29 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. We already have quite a nice article on this subject at QI, so I don't see much reason to keep this random bologna around. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:54, 26 May 2012
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Too many redlinks. --Clicky! Sir CuteDoctorOctogonapusOnTheRadio R.I.P. the Honorable [CUN] 01:29, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Stupid. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:37, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Go far away. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Sat, May 26 '12 12:46 (UTC)
Comments

edit Diary

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 33 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Stupid. Huff and redirect to Dear Diary. Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:33, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Authors are "acting out," but it has too little of a skeleton even to work as performance art. What is the point? There are many modern dilemmas related to disclosures supposedly made "to yourself" in a diary, which should be there instead of this half-finished operetta. Spıke ¬ 21:44 25-May-12
  3. Redirect anywhere. Redirect to I maed a yuky doody. Fuck. How did this escape for so long? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Sat, May 26 '12 12:48 (UTC)
  4. Symbol wtf vote.svg Seriously, another Oscar Wilde reference? I haven't even read Dear Diary and I already hate this. --Clicky! Sir CuteDoctorOctogonapusOnTheRadio R.I.P. the Honorable [CUN] 01:58, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Made for apes.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:42, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

edit Apocalypse

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 62 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Keep. Made this a little more encyclopedic, this is a major topic and has it's moments.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:23, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Vital, maybe rewrite.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Deviantartwtf.jpg 06:43, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. If the lists and redlinks were removed this would be a nice little article. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:45, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.And redirect to End of Time. --Scofield & Dudes 15:57, May 24, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dumb disclaimer put me in a bad mood to encounter the long lists that followed. Instead, redirect it to Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (though it is being worsened by a newbie today). Spıke ¬ 16:01 24-May-12
Comments

edit Powderfinger

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 64 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Tediously unfunny bandcruft.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, May 24 '12 14:24 (UTC)
  2. Agreed. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:45, May 24, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

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