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~ Oscar Wilde on Noob of the month award

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Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the month. The official recommendation for Noob of the Month is me.

Contents 1 Eligibility Requirements 2 Nomination and voting process 3 Fabulous Prizes 4 Past Winners 5 Official Nominations for July 5.1 LittlePinkSock (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.2 Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.3 PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

[edit] Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

• Be a MEMBER of no more than 30±3 days membership (Unless you are Rcmurphy).
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have written at least one "full" article or have created at least 5 "decent" photoshopped images.

[edit] Nomination and voting process

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite noob. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Only signed votes count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

[edit] Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page
• Fancy template to put on your user page

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Month Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores.)

[edit] Past Winners

Chronarion • RadicalX • Slackerboy • Mellomeh • Splaka • UtarEmpire • BobBobBob • Todd Lyons • Whywhywhy • MoneySign • Count of Monkey Crisco • Spang • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Nydas • Shandon • Procopius • Quira • Anyone • Braydie • Gneomi • The Bard • Contestant • RAHB • MichaelHax • Pigeon • ۞ • Dr. Skullthumper • Gerrycheevers • The UnIdiot • Jim Groovester • MrN9000 • AE • DJ Irreverent • Luvvy • Mightydandylion • YesTimeToEdit • Cheapinitreal • The Woodburninator • Mrmonkey72 • Rcmurphy • Multiliteralist • Nachlader • PaddyAtkinson • DrStrange • Tagstit • Guildensternenstein • Sonje • YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans • Clemens177 • Staircase

[edit] Official Nominations for July

[edit] LittlePinkSock (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom + Bless Per my spiritual for last month. Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:51,1July,2009
• For.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 18:30, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
• For. Like UU said last month, she's kept her head down and has written a very nice article. Deserves this, IMO. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~KUN PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 01:15, Jul 2
• Something happened to my sig!- By User:Flutter 21:39, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

  Good to know? Is this a for or what? If it's just a comment then why is it here? Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:03,2July,2009

  But then why is this comment here? Oh, yea I remember... Well looking at the contributions... MrN  03:17, Jul 4

*For per the bribe. Mr Zheliel ^Brute! ~12:13/3/July

[edit] Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom, not for. He deserves a vote, being on Uncyc for only 3 days yet contributing so much. Mr Zheliel ^Brute! ~14:49/4/July

[edit] PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Yeah. He's qualified, I guess. Erm, spiritual for. Whatever that means. Mr Zheliel ^Brute! ~03:18/6 of July

  Spiritual for means a fake for, like you would vote for him if you hadn't already voted. Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:02,6July,2009

• I normally hate NotM, but I really like this guy. Principles be damned, I say for! --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 03:22, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
• Against Just don't don't like him. ~llh3!~ ~vandalise here~ 04:29, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
• For You got my vote, but what is Barista'ing?!? Never really got the point. Hummmm.....—Flutter^{Nayely Rodriguez} Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 05:55, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
• For I think he has a cute bottom. Teeheehee. your dogma is humping my ego - POTR
• For. POTR is witty. --Docile hippopotamus 06:39, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
• For He asked me. I can't say no, baby! Padddy5 11:24, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
• For Staircase 16:49, 6 July 2009 (UTC)