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“All of us are in the gutter, but at least I'm not a n00b.”
~ Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.

Contents 1 Eligibility Requirements 2 Nomination and voting process 3 Fabulous Prizes 4 Past Winners 5 Current nominations 5.1 Gabriel Turner (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.2 MasterWangs (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

edit Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

• Be generally considered "new" or "n00by."
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.

edit Nomination and voting process

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:

• The total score for an individual n00b is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
• 30 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
• Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.

At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.

Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

edit Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page
• Fancy template to put on your user page (once we make one)

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)

edit Past Winners

Noob of the Month: Chronarion • RadicalX • Slackerboy • Mellomeh • Splaka • UtarEmpire • BobBobBob • Todd Lyons • Whywhywhy • MoneySign • Count of Monkey Crisco • Spang • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Nydas • Zombiebaron • Shandon • Procopius • Quira • Anyone • Braydie • Gneomi • Ben DeRoy • Contestant • RAHB • MichaelHax • Pigeon • ۞ • Dr. Skullthumper • Gerrycheevers • The UnIdiot • Jim Groovester • MrN9000 • AE • DJ Irreverent • Luvvy • Mightydandylion • YesTimeToEdit • Cheapinitreal • The Woodburninator • Mrmonkey72 • Rcmurphy • Multiliteralist • Nachlader • PaddyAtkinson • DrStrange • Tagstit • Guildensternenstein • Sonje • YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans • Clemens177 • Staircase • PuppyOnTheRadio • Sequence • Why do I need to provide this? • BlueSpiritGuy • Puffskein • Aleister • LisaKachold • HELPME • Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates • Tragicbooty • English peasant • MsuCarencro • John Lydon • NonchalantCaterpillar • Lordarcadian • Thatdamnedfollowspot • Tonillero • Mimo&maxus • Putthatknifedown • Cat the Colourful • Omnifluff • Rpm • Neopowell • TheHumbucker • Lockdandload • NoNamesLeft • Mattsnow • PoopManPoop • HauntedUndies • Mattityahu • Iwritewhatiwant • Featured User • PopGoesTheWeasel • Jonny appleseed • Vodkelpplant • Tasmania

Noob of the Moment: XDshempXD • Alpha Quintesson • Mockingbird ST

edit Current nominations

edit Gabriel Turner (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

1. For. Appears to be getting involved with the site in a good way. --RomArtus*Imperator« (Orate) 12:55, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
2. For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:01, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
3. For. Was on the verge of nominating him for this recently; he has made a good number of vandal-reverting edits. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 06:38, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
4. For. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:08, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
5. Good boy *pats Gabriel Turner. --Black Flamingo 11:59, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
6. For. His name is splattered all over recent changes and he never gets reverted, so he must be doing something good. Welcome aboard! :) Mattsnow 19:00, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
7. For. Sorry Wang, you're a good noob and all but this guy has a strong sense of pride and responsibility. Maybe I should poop on his lawn too. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 12:30, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

   The rules have changed since (I assume) you last voted; you can vote for both if you want now! --This signature has been kaputted by odor of the fecking cabal. HATERZ GONNA HATE ASK ME ABOUT MY HUGE, MUTILATED PENIS 14:03, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

8. For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:12, 23 May 2012
9. Woooo this dude rulez --This signature has been kaputted by odor of the fecking cabal. HATERZ GONNA HATE ASK ME ABOUT MY HUGE, MUTILATED PENIS 14:03, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

edit MasterWangs (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

1. Nom + For a couple of decent UnNews in two days. Shows potential. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:31, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
2. For. Great UnNews and he seems like a nice fella. Mattsnow 19:00, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
3. For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:12, 23 May 2012
4. A strange man put something on my userpage saying I was nominated for something. So I came to vote for myself, its like jerking yourself off, only more elegant! --MasterWangs 10:51, May 25, 2012 (UTC)

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