Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Moment

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Noob of the Month Moment badge

“All of us are in the gutter, but some of us only got here recently.”
~ Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.

edit Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

  • Be generally considered "new" or "n00by."
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.

edit Nomination and voting process

Nonoobs

You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:

  • The total score for an individual n00b at the end of any given month is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
  • 30 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
  • Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.

At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.

Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

edit Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

  • Spotlight on front page
  • Fancy template to put on your user page (once we make one)

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)

edit Past Winners

Noob of the Month: ChronarionRadicalXSlackerboyMellomehSplakaUtarEmpireBobBobBobTodd LyonsWhywhywhyMoneySignCount of Monkey CriscoSpangHardwick FundlebuggyNydasZombiebaronShandonProcopiusQuiraAnyoneBraydieGneomiBen DeRoyContestantRAHBMichaelHaxPigeon۞Dr. SkullthumperGerrycheeversThe UnIdiotJim GroovesterMrN9000AEDJ IrreverentLuvvyMightydandylionYesTimeToEditCheapinitrealThe WoodburninatorMrmonkey72RcmurphyMultiliteralistNachladerPaddyAtkinsonDrStrangeTagstitGuildensternensteinSonjeYouKnowWhatTheMusicMeansClemens177StaircasePuppyOnTheRadioSequenceWhy do I need to provide this?BlueSpiritGuyPuffskeinAleisterLisaKacholdHELPMEJoyce Carol Hall-and-OatesTragicbootyEnglish peasantMsuCarencroJohn LydonNonchalantCaterpillarLordarcadianThatdamnedfollowspotTonilleroMimo&maxusPutthatknifedownCat the ColourfulOmnifluffRpmNeopowellTheHumbuckerLockdandloadNoNamesLeftMattsnowPoopManPoopHauntedUndiesMattityahuIwritewhatiwantFeatured UserPopGoesTheWeaselJonny appleseedVodkelpplantTasmania

Noob of the Moment: XDshempXDAlpha QuintessonMockingbird STGabriel TurnerMasterWangsTicklethekeysIce cream mafiaRatfactorSnippySinner GeorgeKMnOLeverageSumone10154Kamek98CDPCCNACMagicBusFakehaterMurder FrogBill MelaterEquilateralperilScottPatAnton199Newman66MacboswellKickAssAndGiggleNick123AlpalwriterRAF PackingtonTheWikiMan026ConCass2Moonhead42Ye Blacke Adder

For full details, see Past Winners

edit Official nomination for something something 2015

edit EStop (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For. EStop has only been here for a little over a month but has already written a bunch of great UnNews articles. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:51, February 25, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Don't Estop when you've had enough (M.Jackson) --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:11, February 25, 2015 (UTC)
    Cf. Estoppel. Spıke Ѧ 23:28 25-Feb-15
  3. Symbol for vote For. High quality contributions. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 08:28, February 26, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Most definitely! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:20, February 26, 2015 (UTC)
    On the heels of his having earned a Foolitzer Prize that it is a long time since anyone has earned at all, giving NotM to EStop is like following the medal presentation to the star pitcher with one of those dippy ribbons everyone on the team gets just for showing up. I don't object, nor have a better candidate (as our only current noobs are a trio who all show deficiencies in the areas of humor, the English language, and maturity, each of them wanting to bypass the stage of Contributor and go directly to Enforcer). But, for Chrissakes! Spıke Ѧ 23:28 25-Feb-15
    I get what you're saying but I feel like NotM is still a nice recognition whether or not the Foolitzer Prize is more prestigious. EStop's voting on VFD and award pages demonstrates a desire to participate in the uncyclopedia community, an attribute that isn't recognized by the Foolitzer Prize. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 07:19, February 26, 2015 (UTC)
  5. All right, Symbol for vote For. Spıke Ѧ 00:13 2-Apr-15
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