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“All of us are in the gutter, but some of us only got here recently.”
~ Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.

Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

  • Be generally considered "new" or "n00by."
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.

Nomination and voting process


You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:

  • The total score for an individual n00b at the end of any given month is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
  • 30 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
  • Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.

At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.

Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

  • Spotlight on front page
  • Fancy template to put on your user page (once we make one)

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)

Past Winners

Noob of the Month: ChronarionRadicalXSlackerboyMellomehSplakaUtarEmpireBobBobBobTodd LyonsWhywhywhyMoneySignCount of Monkey CriscoSpangHardwick FundlebuggyNydasZombiebaronShandonProcopiusQuiraAnyoneBraydieGneomiBen DeRoyContestantRAHBMichaelHaxPigeon۞Dr. SkullthumperGerrycheeversThe UnIdiotJim GroovesterMrN9000AEDJ IrreverentLuvvyMightydandylionYesTimeToEditCheapinitrealThe WoodburninatorMrmonkey72RcmurphyMultiliteralistNachladerPaddyAtkinsonDrStrangeTagstitGuildensternensteinSonjeYouKnowWhatTheMusicMeansClemens177StaircasePuppyOnTheRadioSequenceWhy do I need to provide this?BlueSpiritGuyPuffskeinAleisterLisaKacholdHELPMEJoyce Carol Hall-and-OatesTragicbootyEnglish peasantMsuCarencroJohn LydonNonchalantCaterpillarLordarcadianThatdamnedfollowspotTonilleroMimo&maxusPutthatknifedownCat the ColourfulOmnifluffRpmNeopowellTheHumbuckerLockdandloadNoNamesLeftMattsnowPoopManPoopHauntedUndiesMattityahuIwritewhatiwantFeatured UserPopGoesTheWeaselJonny appleseedVodkelpplantTasmania

Noob of the Moment: XDshempXDAlpha QuintessonMockingbird STGabriel TurnerMasterWangsTicklethekeysIce cream mafiaRatfactorSnippySinner GeorgeKMnOLeverageSumone10154Kamek98CDPCCNACMagicBusFakehaterMurder FrogBill MelaterEquilateralperilScottPatAnton199Newman66Macboswell

For full details, see Past Winners

Official nominations for February 2014


Score: 5
  1. Symbol for vote For. Written some brilliant articles and contributed a lot on UN:VFD . He's going to go far. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:11, February 19, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Aye. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:18, February 19, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Where is my vote gone? Anton (talk) 10:20, February 19, 2014 (UTC)
    P.S. Do you think we can have two nominations separately: one for January and one for February? Anton (talk) 10:20, February 19, 2014 (UTC)
    I think we can have one NotM in January and one NotM in February, no? Anton (talk) 16:40, February 19, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Definite runner for this award. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:20, February 23, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. a deserved winner Banzaikitten (talk) 17:24, February 25, 2014 (UTC)


Score: 3
  1. He started editing Uncyclopedia at the end of January and already helped us at VFD and wrote a good UnNews article! I am sure both of the nominees deserve the award! Anton (talk) 16:39, February 19, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Really good contributions! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 20:22, 22 February, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:18, February 23, 2014 (UTC)

#Against- really not sure about this guy - Banzaikitten (talk) 17:01, February 25, 2014 (UTC)

  1. Please be aware, votes against a user (even yourself) on award pages are not usually accepted on this wiki. If you feel this user does not deserve the award it is usually accepted just to abstain. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:37, February 25, 2014 (UTC)
    As ScottPat says, no votes are verboten but you can withdraw which is different .--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:15, February 25, 2014 (UTC)
    Thank you for the cold robotic lectures I have come to expect. Banzaikitten (talk) 23:16, February 25, 2014 (UTC)
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