Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Moment

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“All of us are in the gutter, but some of us only got here recently.”
~ Oscar Wilde


Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.(sigh) When am I off work. I got a family to feed. Except my daughter. She's FAT!!!

Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

  • Be generally considered "new" or "n00by."
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.

Nomination and voting process

Nonoobs
You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:

  • The total score for an individual n00b at the end of any given month is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
  • 30 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
  • Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.

At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.

Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

  • Spotlight on front page
  • Fancy template to put on your user page (once we make one)

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)

Past Winners

Noob of the Month: ChronarionRadicalXSlackerboyMellomehSplakaUtarEmpireBobBobBobTodd LyonsWhywhywhyMoneySignCount of Monkey CriscoSpangHardwick FundlebuggyNydasZombiebaronShandonProcopiusQuiraAnyoneBraydieGneomiBen DeRoyContestantRAHBMichaelHaxPigeon۞Dr. SkullthumperGerrycheeversThe UnIdiotJim GroovesterMrN9000AEDJ IrreverentLuvvyMightydandylionYesTimeToEditCheapinitrealThe WoodburninatorMrmonkey72RcmurphyMultiliteralistNachladerPaddyAtkinsonDrStrangeTagstitGuildensternensteinSonjeYouKnowWhatTheMusicMeansClemens177StaircasePuppyOnTheRadioSequenceWhy do I need to provide this?BlueSpiritGuyPuffskeinAleisterLisaKacholdHELPMEJoyce Carol Hall-and-OatesTragicbootyEnglish peasantMsuCarencroJohn LydonNonchalantCaterpillarLordarcadianThatdamnedfollowspotTonilleroMimo&maxusPutthatknifedownCat the ColourfulOmnifluffRpmNeopowellTheHumbuckerLockdandloadNoNamesLeftMattsnowPoopManPoopHauntedUndiesMattityahuIwritewhatiwantFeatured UserPopGoesTheWeaselJonny appleseedVodkelpplantTasmania

Noob of the Moment: XDshempXDAlpha QuintessonMockingbird STGabriel TurnerMasterWangsTicklethekeysIce cream mafiaRatfactorSnippySinner GeorgeKMnOLeverageSumone10154Kamek98CDPCCNACMagicBusFakehaterMurder FrogBill MelaterEquilateralperilScottPatAnton199

For full details, see Past Winners

Official nominations for August-September

Jaygo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3
  1. Jaygo began his contributions by rewriting "Feminism" and "Sexism" and soon after created "Scientology". He is a very good writer, lawyer and scientologist. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:31, August 11, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Great noob! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:42, September 8, 2013 (UTC)
  3. (edit conflict with Mr. ScottPat) Jaygo deserves this Plaque of Gold for Scientology alone. As an admirer of L. Ron Hubbard's work, both in writing and in initially setting up a weird organization, I must say that this article actually gives some good data now and then. I'm not a scientologist, although I play one on TV (and in the scientology marketing films as Tom Cruise's stand-in), and don't approve of many of their practices towards new people, and am wondering why this page isn't yet a feature. Yay Jaygo! Aleister 18:47 8-9-'13

Newman66 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4 or 5
  1. Since the beginning, Newman has been acting as an admin (in a good way) and helped us a lot by contributing to VFD and QVFD. He also patrols the site and creates nice articles with rather extraordinary names. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:31, August 11, 2013 (UTC)
  2. This guy gonna go far. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:37, August 30, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For.. Outstanding new contributor. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 06:51, September 5, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For.. I'm a user who is a few months older here as a user than Jaygo, and I believe I deserve to be a nominated user here. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 16:23, September 8, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Although I haven't had the pleasure of meeting Newman (just as Elaine seldom met him during his Seinfeld incarnation), I've seen his name go by many a time in my limited time here. Yay Newman! Aleister 18:51 9-8-'13

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