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“All of us are in the gutter, but some of us only got here recently.”
~ Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.(sigh) When am I off work. I got a family to feed. Except my daughter. She's FAT!!!

Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

  • Be generally considered "new" or "n00by."
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.

Nomination and voting process


You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:

  • The total score for an individual n00b at the end of any given month is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
  • 30 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
  • Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.

At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.

Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

  • Spotlight on front page
  • Fancy template to put on your user page (once we make one)

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)

Past Winners

Noob of the Month: ChronarionRadicalXSlackerboyMellomehSplakaUtarEmpireBobBobBobTodd LyonsWhywhywhyMoneySignCount of Monkey CriscoSpangHardwick FundlebuggyNydasZombiebaronShandonProcopiusQuiraAnyoneBraydieGneomiBen DeRoyContestantRAHBMichaelHaxPigeon۞Dr. SkullthumperGerrycheeversThe UnIdiotJim GroovesterMrN9000AEDJ IrreverentLuvvyMightydandylionYesTimeToEditCheapinitrealThe WoodburninatorMrmonkey72RcmurphyMultiliteralistNachladerPaddyAtkinsonDrStrangeTagstitGuildensternensteinSonjeYouKnowWhatTheMusicMeansClemens177StaircasePuppyOnTheRadioSequenceWhy do I need to provide this?BlueSpiritGuyPuffskeinAleisterLisaKacholdHELPMEJoyce Carol Hall-and-OatesTragicbootyEnglish peasantMsuCarencroJohn LydonNonchalantCaterpillarLordarcadianThatdamnedfollowspotTonilleroMimo&maxusPutthatknifedownCat the ColourfulOmnifluffRpmNeopowellTheHumbuckerLockdandloadNoNamesLeftMattsnowPoopManPoopHauntedUndiesMattityahuIwritewhatiwantFeatured UserPopGoesTheWeaselJonny appleseedVodkelpplantTasmania

Noob of the Moment: XDshempXDAlpha QuintessonMockingbird STGabriel TurnerMasterWangsTicklethekeysIce cream mafiaRatfactorSnippySinner GeorgeKMnOLeverageSumone10154Kamek98CDPCCNACMagicBusFakehaterMurder FrogBill MelaterEquilateralperilScottPat

For full details, see Past Winners

Official nominations for June-July

Anton199 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6
  • Symbol for vote Nom and For Anton strives for quality over quantity and this really shows in his editing. His articles and edits are hilarious, he has a warm, friendly personality, he contributes to VFH and VFD regularly and has done some of the best pee reviews I have ever seen. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:39, May 22, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 07:12, May 22, 2013 (UTC)
  • I can't decide between Anton and Moogle either. Am not voting at all to give even newer noobs the impression they could leapfrog these two, and because the whole awards scene is a distraction. It is heartening that Anton has found a web-home here, and amazing how well he does in a language that is not Russian. (My designation of this "Moment" as "June-July" is my guess as to the current pace of things, as I delegated the awarding of the last round and it never happened. A joint award this time is not out of the question.) Spıke Ѧ 12:13 22-May-13
  • Symbol for vote For. There are several reasons for my vote, all of which are somewhat esoteric and based on Jung's concept of synchronicity. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 12:50, May 29, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. I want to meet the other 198 of them. Aleister 13:45 5-6-'13
  • Symbol for vote For. Certainly not much to decide between them at all, but anyone willing to give their vote to the other side deserves mine! Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 13:21, June 6, 2013 (UTC)
    Why is it suddenly my fault he doesn't understand how competition works? --TheDarthMoogle (talk) 14:36, June 6, 2013 (UTC)
    Why is it suddenly my fault that I just voted for him? Anton (talk) 15:05, June 6, 2013 (UTC)
    DarthMoogle, it most certainly isn't your fault. You're acting within the rules. However, it is to Anton's credit that he voted for you. I'm pretty sure from his voting comment he knew he could vote for himself, but chose not to. I think Anton's edits so far make him deserving of the award, and find it commendable that he has voted for his competitor. Thus, I have voted for him. I think such a rationale is perfectly reasonable, but, should you disagree, you are most welcome to explain why on my talk-page. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 18:04, June 6, 2013 (UTC)
    If you don't like what I did, I can undo my vote. Anton (talk) 12:04, June 9, 2013 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote For As another noob wanting to get this award, this may seem counterintuitive. However, I believe in good sportsmanship. Anton here has been around since... sometime, and when he joined, he has been a great contributer to the site. If there is anyone more deserving of this humiliating glorious award, it is our colleague, Anton! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 06:34, June 12, 2013 (UTC)

TheDarthMoogle (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5
  • Symbol for vote Nom and For DarthMoogle has written excellent articles and has contributed to VFH and VFD. He has written very helpful comments to people on talk pages/VFH and even helped me on an article when I didn't even ask him. This shows that he has a kind personality and can go far. (I can't choose between the two). Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:53, May 22, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 07:12, May 22, 2013 (UTC)
  • See above under Anton. We would all know TheDarthMoogle a little better if he did not do so much of his howling-at-the-moon and asking of rhetorical questions at Uncyclopedia:Sandbox, where it faces quick erasure; but he is a welcome addition to the group. Spıke Ѧ 12:13 22-May-13
  • Apparently, I can vote for myself, but that's just silly. --TheDarthMoogle (talk) 16:01, May 22, 2013 (UTC)
  • Apparently I can also vote for myself. But as it is just silly, I will vote for Darth Moogle. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) 19:05, May 27, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. A man, a plan, a canal, Darth Moogle! Aleister 13:46 5-6-'13
  • Symbol for vote For. because Moogles are awesome. And so is the game. And indeed has done great contribs. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 11:05, 9 June, 2013 (UTC)

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