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“All of us are in the gutter, but at least I'm not a n00b.”
~ Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.

Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

  • Be generally considered "new" or "n00by."
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.

Nomination and voting process

Nonoobs

You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:

  • The total score for an individual n00b at the end of any given month is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
  • 30 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
  • Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.

At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.

Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

  • Spotlight on front page
  • Fancy template to put on your user page (once we make one)

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)

Past Winners

Noob of the Month: ChronarionRadicalXSlackerboyMellomehSplakaUtarEmpireBobBobBobTodd LyonsWhywhywhyMoneySignCount of Monkey CriscoSpangHardwick FundlebuggyNydasZombiebaronShandonProcopiusQuiraAnyoneBraydieGneomiBen DeRoyContestantRAHBMichaelHaxPigeon۞Dr. SkullthumperGerrycheeversThe UnIdiotJim GroovesterMrN9000AEDJ IrreverentLuvvyMightydandylionYesTimeToEditCheapinitrealThe WoodburninatorMrmonkey72RcmurphyMultiliteralistNachladerPaddyAtkinsonDrStrangeTagstitGuildensternensteinSonjeYouKnowWhatTheMusicMeansClemens177StaircasePuppyOnTheRadioSequenceWhy do I need to provide this?BlueSpiritGuyPuffskeinAleisterLisaKacholdHELPMEJoyce Carol Hall-and-OatesTragicbootyEnglish peasantMsuCarencroJohn LydonNonchalantCaterpillarLordarcadianThatdamnedfollowspotTonilleroMimo&maxusPutthatknifedownCat the ColourfulOmnifluffRpmNeopowellTheHumbuckerLockdandloadNoNamesLeftMattsnowPoopManPoopHauntedUndiesMattityahuIwritewhatiwantFeatured UserPopGoesTheWeaselJonny appleseedVodkelpplantTasmania

Noob of the Moment: XDshempXDAlpha QuintessonMockingbird STGabriel TurnerMasterWangsTicklethekeysIce cream mafiaRatfactorSnippySinner George

For full details, see Past Winners

Current nominations

KMnO (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4

Leverage (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6
  • Nom + For His UnNews seem pretty good ^_^ ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:00, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Amour props. --Leverage 02:44, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
  • Yep. --Snippy 00:56, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
  • For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:17, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote Boner. Writes a ton. Uncyclopedia really needs more writers. Hope that he/she/it stays around and becomes a big part of the community. -RAHB 07:14, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. -- UserTalkContributions 23:09, October 3, 2012 (UTC)

Sumone10154 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6
  • Nom + For Maintenance, redirects and voting mainly good edits :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:45, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Got his links and page worked out pretty quick and now voting too. That's a good start! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:11, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  • For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:17, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  • Yip. --Snippy 06:23, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  • For, not because i support, since i had never saw what the users do.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 06:44, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote Boner. Wants to be helpful. That's 50% of being helpful right there. -RAHB 07:14, October 3, 2012 (UTC)

Kamek98 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom + For He wants to write articles and be a part of Uncyclopedia, that's reason enough for me. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:15, October 7, 2012 (UTC)

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