Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Moment

Noob of the Month Moment badge

“All of us are in the gutter, but at least I'm not a n00b.”
~ Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.

Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

• Be generally considered "new" or "n00by."
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.

Nomination and voting process

You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:

• The total score for an individual n00b at the end of any given month is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
• 30 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
• Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.

At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.

Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page
• Fancy template to put on your user page (once we make one)

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)

Past Winners

Noob of the Month: Chronarion • RadicalX • Slackerboy • Mellomeh • Splaka • UtarEmpire • BobBobBob • Todd Lyons • Whywhywhy • MoneySign • Count of Monkey Crisco • Spang • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Nydas • Zombiebaron • Shandon • Procopius • Quira • Anyone • Braydie • Gneomi • Ben DeRoy • Contestant • RAHB • MichaelHax • Pigeon • ۞ • Dr. Skullthumper • Gerrycheevers • The UnIdiot • Jim Groovester • MrN9000 • AE • DJ Irreverent • Luvvy • Mightydandylion • YesTimeToEdit • Cheapinitreal • The Woodburninator • Mrmonkey72 • Rcmurphy • Multiliteralist • Nachlader • PaddyAtkinson • DrStrange • Tagstit • Guildensternenstein • Sonje • YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans • Clemens177 • Staircase • PuppyOnTheRadio • Sequence • Why do I need to provide this? • BlueSpiritGuy • Puffskein • Aleister • LisaKachold • HELPME • Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates • Tragicbooty • English peasant • MsuCarencro • John Lydon • NonchalantCaterpillar • Lordarcadian • Thatdamnedfollowspot • Tonillero • Mimo&maxus • Putthatknifedown • Cat the Colourful • Omnifluff • Rpm • Neopowell • TheHumbucker • Lockdandload • NoNamesLeft • Mattsnow • PoopManPoop • HauntedUndies • Mattityahu • Iwritewhatiwant • Featured User • PopGoesTheWeasel • Jonny appleseed • Vodkelpplant • Tasmania

Noob of the Moment: XDshempXD • Alpha Quintesson • Mockingbird ST • Gabriel Turner • MasterWangs • Ticklethekeys • Ice cream mafia • Ratfactor • Snippy • Sinner George

For full details, see Past Winners

Current nominations

KMnO (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 4

• Nom + For ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:31, September 22, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Because I can feel your agony to see a new vote.-- Sir Sinner^Sandbox (¿?) 21:18, September 24, 2012 (UTC)
• For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:17, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
• Boner. Intended to be a chemical symbol. Excellent. Uncyclopedia needs more scientists. -RAHB 07:14, October 3, 2012 (UTC)

Leverage (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 6

• Nom + For His UnNews seem pretty good ^_^ ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:00, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Amour props. --Leverage 02:44, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
• Yep. --Snippy 00:56, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
• For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:17, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
• Boner. Writes a ton. Uncyclopedia really needs more writers. Hope that he/she/it stays around and becomes a big part of the community. -RAHB 07:14, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
• For. -- UserTalkContributions 23:09, October 3, 2012 (UTC)

Sumone10154 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 6

• Nom + For Maintenance, redirects and voting mainly good edits :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:45, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Got his links and page worked out pretty quick and now voting too. That's a good start! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:11, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
• For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:17, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
• Yip. --Snippy 06:23, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
• For, not because i support, since i had never saw what the users do.--fcukmanLOOS3R! 06:44, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
• Boner. Wants to be helpful. That's 50% of being helpful right there. -RAHB 07:14, October 3, 2012 (UTC)

Kamek98 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 1

• Nom + For He wants to write articles and be a part of Uncyclopedia, that's reason enough for me. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:15, October 7, 2012 (UTC)

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