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Noob of the Month badge

“Vote for me!”
~ Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the month. The official recommendation for Noob of the Month is me.

Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

  • Be a MEMBER of no more than 30±3 days membership (Unless you are Rcmurphy).
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • Have written at least one "full" article or have created at least 5 "decent" photoshopped or otherwise modified images.

Nomination and voting process


You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite noob. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Only signed votes count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

Attention citizens, due to the horrible mess in March, make sure you vote only once, whether it's a joke vote or not. An against vote is considered as a vote. Andathankyouverymuch

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

  • Spotlight on front page
  • Fancy template to put on your user page

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Month Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores.)

Past Winners

ChronarionRadicalXSlackerboyMellomehSplakaUtarEmpireBobBobBobTodd LyonsWhywhywhyMoneySignCount of Monkey CriscoSpangHardwick FundlebuggyNydasZombiebaronShandonProcopiusQuiraAnyoneBraydieGneomiThe BardContestantRAHBMichaelHaxPigeon۞Dr. SkullthumperGerrycheeversThe UnIdiotJim GroovesterMrN9000AEDJ IrreverentLuvvyMightydandylionYesTimeToEditCheapinitrealThe WoodburninatorMrmonkey72RcmurphyMultiliteralistNachladerPaddyAtkinsonDrStrangeTagstitGuildensternensteinSonjeYouKnowWhatTheMusicMeansClemens177StaircasePuppyOnTheRadioSequenceWhy do I need to provide this?BlueSpiritGuyPuffskeinAleister in ChainsLisaKacholdHELPMEJoyce Carol Hall-and-OatesTragicbootyEnglish peasantMsuCarencroJohn LydonNonchalantCaterpillarLordarcadianThatdamnedfollowspot

For full details, see Past Winners

Official Nominations for September

S3ahawk (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4 invalid votes
  • Symbol for vote Invalid nom and Symbol for vote Six thumbs up How did we miss this guy???!!! He came in July, and has kicked out the jams ever since. Noobish still, so I will nom and vote for this legally invalid nom so you can look at his stuff and see what a motivated and creative noob can do. Six thumbs up. Aleister 22:00 10 9
  • Invalid, obviously.--HM (T) 22:15, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Invalid for. If we're doing invalid things here, why not? Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 22:19 Friday, September 10, 2010
    Especially since you already voted.--HM (T) 22:22, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Invalid nomination --Chiefjustice3DS 22:21, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Invalid for MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 11:18, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Invalid for. This guy invalidly deserves this invalid award. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100925 - 00:25 (UTC)

Spam Man (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2 edible awards
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Invalid nom, no? Hasn't made any articles or images. Today's bout of attempting to counter everything Happymonkey does brought to you by: ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100905 - 20:36 (UTC)
    Yeah, you're right. Only one image (probably not original) and no articles to speak of, soo....--HM (T) 22:17, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Possibly a sockpuppet, but he is still a funny guy (and in saying 'funny', I mean 'strange').--Some_idiot.png (CUN) 00:09, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Bighead (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
After some careful thought, I have decided to change my vote. Or something.Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 00:31 Tuesday, September 21, 2010
I don't think so. Some other guy won. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 03:24 Tuesday, September 14, 2010
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. This fellow had hope about him. He should return and actualise that hope. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100925 - 00:29 (UTC)

Tonillero (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4
  • Nom. This new user has a fantastic article already, and he seems like a promising new user. Plus, he's active on VFD. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 04:00 Thursday, September 16, 2010
  • Symbol for vote Fuck yeah! Noticed this guy on recent changes tonight, and he has edit summaries. Sexy, sexy edit summaries. Love, Ethine sig 
  • Symbol for vote Well then. This is who my new vote goes to. Such a promising young noob! Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 00:34 Tuesday, September 21, 2010
  • Symbol for vote For. A very promising individual, indeed. He deserves our encouragement, not that he needs it. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100925 - 00:26 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Thanks for the nom. Besides salsa (music), I could use some advice on blowing (life into) my stub (article). —Tonillero (hecklestalk) 22:32, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
        -- Done. Happytimes
  • Symbol for vote For. He came, he stayed, he conquered, at least he done good. Nice work. Aleister 1:59 30 9

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 boobs
  • Nom. Spirit of competition and whatnot. I don't actually care enough to vote, though. Yet. ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100905 - 02:20 (UTC)
  • ajhfvsdjhf bahjkf Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat00:18, Thursday 09 September 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
  • Got robbed --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:09, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • What a fucking noob. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:34, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Didn't Rcmurphy just win last month? I know I'm missing something but I don't know what. --John Lydon 13:02, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
Nope, although it was close, the guy who just changed his vote and put Rcmurphy in the lead did. Strange move, that. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100921 - 14:33 (UTC)

==Happytimes (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)==

Score: 5
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