Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Moment

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“Vote for me!”
~ Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the month. The official recommendation for Noob of the Month is me.

Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

• Be a MEMBER of no more than 30±3 days membership (Unless you are Rcmurphy).
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have written at least one "full" article or have created at least 5 "decent" photoshopped or otherwise modified images.

Nomination and voting process

You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite noob. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Only signed votes count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

Attention citizens, due to the horrible mess in March, make sure you vote only once, whether it's a joke vote or not. An against vote is considered as a vote. Andathankyouverymuch

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page
• Fancy template to put on your user page

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Month Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores.)

Past Winners

Chronarion • RadicalX • Slackerboy • Mellomeh • Splaka • UtarEmpire • BobBobBob • Todd Lyons • Whywhywhy • MoneySign • Count of Monkey Crisco • Spang • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Nydas • Zombiebaron • Shandon • Procopius • Quira • Anyone • Braydie • Gneomi • The Bard • Contestant • RAHB • MichaelHax • Pigeon • ۞ • Dr. Skullthumper • Gerrycheevers • The UnIdiot • Jim Groovester • MrN9000 • AE • DJ Irreverent • Luvvy • Mightydandylion • YesTimeToEdit • Cheapinitreal • The Woodburninator • Mrmonkey72 • Rcmurphy • Multiliteralist • Nachlader • PaddyAtkinson • DrStrange • Tagstit • Guildensternenstein • Sonje • YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans • Clemens177 • Staircase • PuppyOnTheRadio • Sequence • Why do I need to provide this? • BlueSpiritGuy • Puffskein • Aleister in Chains • LisaKachold • HELPME • Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates • Tragicbooty • English peasant • MsuCarencro • John Lydon • NonchalantCaterpillar • Lordarcadian • Thatdamnedfollowspot

For full details, see Past Winners

Official Nominations for September

S3ahawk (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 4 invalid votes

• Invalid nom and Six thumbs up How did we miss this guy???!!! He came in July, and has kicked out the jams ever since. Noobish still, so I will nom and vote for this legally invalid nom so you can look at his stuff and see what a motivated and creative noob can do. Six thumbs up. Aleister 22:00 10 9
• Invalid, obviously.--HM (T) 22:15, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
• Invalid for. If we're doing invalid things here, why not? Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 22:19 Friday, September 10, 2010

  Especially since you already voted.--HM (T) 22:22, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

• Invalid nomination --ChiefjusticeWii 22:21, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
• Invalid for MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:18, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
• Invalid for. This guy invalidly deserves this invalid award. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100925 - 00:25 (UTC)

Spam Man (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 2 edible awards

• For. and Nom. SPAM --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 19:35, September 5, 2010 (UTC)

• Comment. Invalid nom, no? Hasn't made any articles or images. Today's bout of attempting to counter everything Happymonkey does brought to you by: ~ (talk) (stalk) -- 20100905 - 20:36 (UTC)

  Yeah, you're right. Only one image (probably not original) and no articles to speak of, soo....--HM (T) 22:17, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

• For. Possibly a sockpuppet, but he is still a funny guy (and in saying 'funny', I mean 'strange').-- (CUN) 00:09, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Bighead (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 2

• Nom and For This cat is so cool I think he may be a spiritual sockpuppet. Not only has he figured out the random colour template from contextual clues, he has so far they've given us the outrageous Hydrocephalus, Deodorant, HowTo:Identify the Anti-Christ, and HowTo:Sell Your Soul To the Devil. Oscar Wilde would be proud. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  04 Sep 2010 ~ 03:36 (UTC)

  For that "smite" template! —HO WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:59 4 September 2010]

• Indeed! He does seem like a promising new user; I may go and introduce myself to him at some point. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 00:58 Sunday, September 5, 2010

After some careful thought, I have decided to change my vote. Or something.Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 00:31 Tuesday, September 21, 2010

• For. Because the other person seems illegal and didn't RCMurphy win last month? Gen. Fudgem0bile Buy cats. Light them on fire. 03:23, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

I don't think so. Some other guy won. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 03:24 Tuesday, September 14, 2010

• Comment. This fellow had hope about him. He should return and actualise that hope. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100925 - 00:29 (UTC)

Tonillero (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 4

• Nom. This new user has a fantastic article already, and he seems like a promising new user. Plus, he's active on VFD. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 04:00 Thursday, September 16, 2010
• Fuck yeah! Noticed this guy on recent changes tonight, and he has edit summaries. Sexy, sexy edit summaries. Love,  
• Well then. This is who my new vote goes to. Such a promising young noob! Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 00:34 Tuesday, September 21, 2010
• For. A very promising individual, indeed. He deserves our encouragement, not that he needs it. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100925 - 00:26 (UTC)
• Comment. Thanks for the nom. Besides salsa (music), I could use some advice on blowing (life into) my stub (article). —Tonillero (heckle • stalk) 22:32, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
      -- Done.
• For. He came, he stayed, he conquered, at least he done good. Nice work. Aleister 1:59 30 9

Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 3 boobs

• Nom. Spirit of competition and whatnot. I don't actually care enough to vote, though. Yet. ~ (talk) (stalk) -- 20100905 - 02:20 (UTC)
• ajhfvsdjhf bahjkf - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at00:18, Thursday 09 September 2010 -
• Got robbed -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:09, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
• What a fucking noob. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:34, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
• Comment. Didn't Rcmurphy just win last month? I know I'm missing something but I don't know what. --—John Lydon 13:02, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

Nope, although it was close, the guy who just changed his vote and put Rcmurphy in the lead did. Strange move, that. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100921 - 14:33 (UTC)

Happytimes (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 5

• Self nom & for Because of this and because I'm toooo lazy to make a sockpuppet for these types of things. Go UN:IC!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Sep 2010 ~ 03:45 (UTC)
• For!!!  I absofuckinglutley LOVE this guy! Or gal! Or whatever!!!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Sep 2010 ~ 03:47 (UTC)
• For. (But only to tie this guy up with murph.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Sep 2010 ~ 03:50 (UTC)
• Against. This is obviously a joke.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Sep 2010 ~ 04:30 (UTC)
• Fake for He's only been here like 2 days...--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 04:43, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
• Meh. (Don't change the score) She's good at copy editing and maintenance, but terrible at putting out article content... all in all, he's only mediocre at best.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Sep 2010 ~ 22:50 (UTC)
• For. Actually, this guy is quite an impressive noob. I'll admit to being very impressed. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100925 - 00:28 (UTC)
• Against. Gay. --HM (T) 00:45, September 25, 2010 (UTC)
• Slightly Against. No. He/She/It anal raped me on the first date Gen. Fudgem0bile Buy cats. Light them on fire. 04:27, September 25, 2010 (UTC)
• For. Gay.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  29 Sep 2010 ~ 02:54 (UTC)
• Comment. This guy got banned the other day for messing up a template; he's still in the running, right? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100929 - 03:07 (UTC)
• Fro as in afro. This guy is black, right? ~ Readmesoon 03:15, September 29, 2010 (UTC)
• MEGA FOR I don't think I voted on this yet!!! Ser The Datta Fissure Dayadhvam King Damyata the Striker211703:19, September 29, 2010 (UTC)