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“Vote for me!”
~ Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the month. The official recommendation for Noob of the Month is me.

Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

  • Be a MEMBER of no more than 30±3 days membership (Unless you are Rcmurphy).
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • Have written at least one "full" article or have created at least 5 "decent" photoshopped images.

Nomination and voting process


You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite noob. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Only signed votes count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

  • Spotlight on front page
  • Fancy template to put on your user page

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Month Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores.)

Past Winners

ChronarionRadicalXSlackerboyMellomehSplakaUtarEmpireBobBobBobTodd LyonsWhywhywhyMoneySignCount of Monkey CriscoSpangHardwick FundlebuggyNydasZombiebaronShandonProcopiusQuiraAnyoneBraydieGneomiThe BardContestantRAHBMichaelHaxPigeon۞Dr. SkullthumperGerrycheeversThe UnIdiotJim GroovesterMrN9000AEDJ IrreverentLuvvyMightydandylionYesTimeToEditCheapinitrealThe WoodburninatorMrmonkey72RcmurphyMultiliteralistNachladerPaddyAtkinsonDrStrangeTagstitGuildensternensteinSonjeYouKnowWhatTheMusicMeansClemens177StaircasePuppyOnTheRadioSequenceWhy do I need to provide this?BlueSpiritGuyPuffskeinAleister in ChainsLisaKacholdHELPME

For full details, see Past Winners

Official Nominations for March

CluelessPedestrian (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 People run over by cars
  • Nom and maybe I'll vote later. I'm nominating this lad/ladette (we need a term to get around gender mysteries on NotM) because of what I've seen of The company of myself. It's not even finished yet, from what I can tell, but the shape and the dimensions of the page just feels promising to me. Maybe by the end of this month, CluelessPedestrian will have done more writing and contributions and saved lives and whatever. The page s/he is writing at the moment is rather unusual maybe, but I find most articles are these days. --User:Nameless joe 03:47, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

Domosoft I think his pages are funny as, they give me giggles, he is an excellent noob, with his page on domosoft. This is the best noob ever *****

Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5 fans of Bob's Hole
  • Nom. The Black Hole (Disney Movie) and The Foundation Trilogy (Bob Vila Series) and probably other cool stuff I haven't seen yet. (I'm waiting to vote until I check out more noobs). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:08, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Brilliant noob. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:08, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 21:10, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Way For Have been following JCHO's stuff since last month, and the newest is a creative humorous chopped map of Japan which adds 'value' to an older feature article. Nice work. ~ Aleister AIClogo 11:22 2 3 mmx
  • Symbol for vote For. I refrained from voting for myself last month to express solidarity with the mass approval of HELPME. I am now using my vote on myself as is my right. Oh, God, what have I done? Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 03:40, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Aye. Does good stuffs. Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 17:02, Mar 13 2010
  • For -RAHB 09:45, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: -10
  • Nom and against. On the other hand, this guy is just wrecking the place in a baptism of fire. --nldr 03:52, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Against. Let's set an Uncyclopedia record this month for most votes against a nominee. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:09, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • The right choice or whatever. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 06:19, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
You're supposed to vote against. Didn't you see my note? Some sysops just won't do what I tell them. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:01, March 1, 2010 (UTC)f
Maybe He was expecting the reader to provide the context. Bein' all avantey-guardey and stuff. Like Polanski, without the nasty stuff. Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 20:09, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
Oh I don't know, thought being the first BAFTA winner to rape a teenager was pretty innovative stuff. --nldr 20:15, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
You'd think they'd have a Nobel prize for that. Or something. Most likely, something. Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 23:54, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
To clarify, he pled guity to "engaging in unlawful intercourse with a minor," or "statuatory rape," and both his probation report and pyschiatric evaluation said that he should not serve jail time. Then when the judge talked about giving him time anyway, he left and went home to his native country of France, etc. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:03, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
So everybody wins! Except for the traumatised 14-year old and also the planet that's scarred by Polanski jetting from North America to Europe. Everybody loses! --nldr 03:00, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Technical against I've had a look as this user's history and I haven't seen a completed article by him yet. And I'm sure this is just under a different name.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 01:19, 2/03/2010
  • Against. Hs sooper men 2 Spng, syin' FU al da tme. Por Spng. Ths gy s alsew uslss. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 02:55, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Absolutely Against As I understand the notes here, RC raped a teenager backstage at the BAFTA, so I don't care how much he deserves this award, I've got to say no. ~ Aleister AIClogo 3:03 2 3 mmx
  • Symbol against vote Against. Nevah! —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:19, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol wtf vote Againgst: This user shoops the warble at all your wrong base frequncies be long to U.S. Marble poldeckian cruft to the port-side gangland max!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Mar 2010 ~ 00:43 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. The mere existence of this user caused us to have a family fight about Roman Polanski. I will require therapy. Mommy, daddy, please stop fighting and we'll watch Chinatown again! Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 03:55, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. Per Jeremy Renner not winning the Academy Award for Best Actor. --Matfen 11:24, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. per above. --Mn-z 21:41, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. Because I can. --2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage 06:28, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

Tragicbooty (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4
  1. Nom and For: I think this person has done well enough for a nom. Good rewrite on Faith and hopefully more to come.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  00:08, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Spirtual for Faith is on VFH, a huge achievment for such a new user.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 21:33, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
  3. For. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 08:20, Mar 16, 2010
  4. Wretched, despicable vote change but Tragicbooty, with his awesome username and awesome article, totally deserves it. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 11:02, Mar 16 2010

CheddarBBQ (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: -1

#Nom and Against On the Potatochopper nom page Cheddar points out that if he's nominated for NoTM he would be in a position to lose all four major awards in the same month. Who am I to stand in the way of history? Aleister in Chains 3:04 11 3 mmx Thinmint YES!!!! Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 03:50,11March,2010

Invalid. User is not Rcmurphy. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:12, Mar 11
You have no proof of that.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 21:35, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

Invalid Nom and Against. Because I just went without Internet access for over 24 hours and I'm feeling pretty goofy. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:29, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

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