Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Moment

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“All of us are in the gutter, but at least I'm not a n00b.”
~ Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.

Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

• Be generally considered "new" or "n00by."
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.

Nomination and voting process

You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:

• The total score for an individual n00b at the end of any given month is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
• 30 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
• Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.

At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.

Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page
• Fancy template to put on your user page (once we make one)

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)

Past Winners

Noob of the Month: Chronarion • RadicalX • Slackerboy • Mellomeh • Splaka • UtarEmpire • BobBobBob • Todd Lyons • Whywhywhy • MoneySign • Count of Monkey Crisco • Spang • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Nydas • Zombiebaron • Shandon • Procopius • Quira • Anyone • Braydie • Gneomi • Ben DeRoy • Contestant • RAHB • MichaelHax • Pigeon • ۞ • Dr. Skullthumper • Gerrycheevers • The UnIdiot • Jim Groovester • MrN9000 • AE • DJ Irreverent • Luvvy • Mightydandylion • YesTimeToEdit • Cheapinitreal • The Woodburninator • Mrmonkey72 • Rcmurphy • Multiliteralist • Nachlader • PaddyAtkinson • DrStrange • Tagstit • Guildensternenstein • Sonje • YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans • Clemens177 • Staircase • PuppyOnTheRadio • Sequence • Why do I need to provide this? • BlueSpiritGuy • Puffskein • Aleister • LisaKachold • HELPME • Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates • Tragicbooty • English peasant • MsuCarencro • John Lydon • NonchalantCaterpillar • Lordarcadian • Thatdamnedfollowspot • Tonillero • Mimo&maxus • Putthatknifedown • Cat the Colourful • Omnifluff • Rpm • Neopowell • TheHumbucker • Lockdandload • NoNamesLeft • Mattsnow • PoopManPoop • HauntedUndies • Mattityahu • Iwritewhatiwant • Featured User • PopGoesTheWeasel • Jonny appleseed • Vodkelpplant • Tasmania

Noob of the Moment: XDshempXD • Alpha Quintesson • Mockingbird ST • Gabriel Turner • MasterWangs • Ticklethekeys • Ice cream mafia • Ratfactor • Snippy • Sinner George • KMnO • Leverage • Sumone10154 • Kamek98

For full details, see Past Winners

Current nominations

CDPCCNAC (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 1

• Nom + Boner ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:34, October 31, 2012 (UTC)
• For. --Murder Frog ✄ Dull interest wanes. 21:38, December 5, 2012 (UTC)

MagicBus (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 6

• Nom + For He's magic or something. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:23, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
• Yup. --Snippy 02:01, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
• For I'm going to help Uncyclopedia become famous. MagicBus (talk) 16:18, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
• I have no idea whot his MagicBus guy is, well, MagicBus is not necesarily a guy, he could be a guy who chopped off his penis when he was drunk, but, in any case, whatever MagicBus is...that person chose a very cool user name. And that really means something. --ShabiDOO 22:49, November 27, 2012 (UTC)
• For--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 16:43, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
• For. A loud and active guy. I like him. Or her. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 12:35, December 3, 2012 (UTC)

Fakehater (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 5

• Nom + For ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:19, November 24, 2012 (UTC)
• Also for. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Nov 27 '12 6:53 (UTC)
• For. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 04:08 Dec 5 2012
• for. This man is an example or a real american. his blood, sweat, and tears to make uncyclopedia the best *informational* website on the internet can only be realized by voting for this man. FAKEHATER spam me 05:01, December 5, 2012 (UTC)
• For. --Sweet Potato 05:02, December 5, 2012 (UTC)

Murder Frog (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 5

• Nom + For Another Killing Frog, excellent! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:30, November 27, 2012 (UTC)
• A vote for this obvious sockpuppet. Yes, sir. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Nov 27 '12 6:51 (UTC)
• Yep. --Snippy 09:18, November 29, 2012 (UTC)
• I love scissors. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 04:56, Dec. 5, 2012
• Good. --SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 20:14, December 5, 2012 (UTC)

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