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Noob of the Month Moment badge

“All of us are in the gutter, but at least I'm not a n00b.”
~ Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.

Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

  • Be generally considered "new" or "n00by."
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.

Nomination and voting process


You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:

  • The total score for an individual n00b at the end of any given month is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
  • 30 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
  • Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.

At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.

Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

  • Spotlight on front page
  • Fancy template to put on your user page (once we make one)

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)

Past Winners

Noob of the Month: ChronarionRadicalXSlackerboyMellomehSplakaUtarEmpireBobBobBobTodd LyonsWhywhywhyMoneySignCount of Monkey CriscoSpangHardwick FundlebuggyNydasZombiebaronShandonProcopiusQuiraAnyoneBraydieGneomiBen DeRoyContestantRAHBMichaelHaxPigeon۞Dr. SkullthumperGerrycheeversThe UnIdiotJim GroovesterMrN9000AEDJ IrreverentLuvvyMightydandylionYesTimeToEditCheapinitrealThe WoodburninatorMrmonkey72RcmurphyMultiliteralistNachladerPaddyAtkinsonDrStrangeTagstitGuildensternensteinSonjeYouKnowWhatTheMusicMeansClemens177StaircasePuppyOnTheRadioSequenceWhy do I need to provide this?BlueSpiritGuyPuffskeinAleisterLisaKacholdHELPMEJoyce Carol Hall-and-OatesTragicbootyEnglish peasantMsuCarencroJohn LydonNonchalantCaterpillarLordarcadianThatdamnedfollowspotTonilleroMimo&maxusPutthatknifedownCat the ColourfulOmnifluffRpmNeopowellTheHumbuckerLockdandloadNoNamesLeftMattsnowPoopManPoopHauntedUndiesMattityahuIwritewhatiwantFeatured UserPopGoesTheWeaselJonny appleseedVodkelpplantTasmania

Noob of the Moment: XDshempXDAlpha QuintessonMockingbird STGabriel TurnerMasterWangsTicklethekeysIce cream mafiaRatfactorSnippySinner GeorgeKMnOLeverageSumone10154Kamek98

For full details, see Past Winners

Current nominations

CDPCCNAC (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3

MagicBus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7
  • Nom + For He's magic or something. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:23, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
  • Yup. --Snippy 02:01, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
  • For I'm going to help Uncyclopedia become famous. MagicBus (talk) 16:18, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
  • I have no idea whot his MagicBus guy is, well, MagicBus is not necesarily a guy, he could be a guy who chopped off his penis when he was drunk, but, in any case, whatever MagicBus is...that person chose a very cool user name. And that really means something. --ShabiDOO 22:49, November 27, 2012 (UTC)
  • For--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 16:43, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. A loud and active guy. I like him. Or her. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 12:35, December 3, 2012 (UTC)
  • I'll hold you to "I'm going to help Uncyclopedia become famous". It should be, no reason it shouldn't get more media coverage. As for this noob, anyone with Magic in there name has good reason to smile. Aleister The time and date? I'm not tellin' you. Get a watch for crying out loud.

Fakehater (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7

Murder Frog (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6
  • Nom + For Another Killing Frog, excellent! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:30, November 27, 2012 (UTC)
  • A Symbol for vote vote for this obvious sockpuppet. Yes, sir. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Nov 27 '12 6:51 (UTC)
  • Yep. --Snippy 09:18, November 29, 2012 (UTC)
  • I love scissors. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 04:56, Dec. 5, 2012
  • Good. --SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 20:14, December 5, 2012 (UTC)
  • I love whoever this person is, especially because he isn't me. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 10:39, December 10, 2012 (UTC)

Bill Melater (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4
  • PurpleDickVote Boner. Writes articles and stuff! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:14, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For - Bill has hit the ground running over at UnNews. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 09:18, Dec. 10, 2012
  • Symbol for vote Fore! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Dec 10 '12 9:45 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For Came here to nominate him, he's made a few UnNews which I have liked. It's really fun to see the page updated so much now.--Leverage (talk) 13:01, December 10, 2012 (UTC)

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