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=January's-April's nominations=
==Official nominations for June-July==
*{{For}} It seems anticlimatic nominating Brother ScottPat for the Noob award. If he stays around another week or two he'll win everything. Rookie of the Year, Journalist of the Moment, Keeper of the Flame, Raider of the Lost Ark, ''and'' the coveted 'Brother, Can You Spare A Dime' award for riding rings around the rest of us. On top of that, and in a more serious mode, he's a really good guy and a very fine writer. [[user:Aleister|''Aleister'']] 8:24 12-4-'13
*{{For}}Thank you Al for those heart-warming comments. I think I'm allowed to vote for myself. {{User:ScottPat/sig}} 10:29, April 12, 2013 (UTC)
*{{For}} Great quality noob --{{User:RockoRocks/sig}} 13:21, May 6, 2013 (UTC)
*{{For}} Uncyclopedia is, among other things, a social site, and competes with many sites even more firmly in the business of offering companionship. ScottPat's dominant role as a welcomer provides the touch that keeps many other users here. (Perhaps, now, a special issue of UnSignpost all about him???) {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:07 6-May-13</small>
*{{For}} --{{User:Mimo&amp;maxus/sig8}} 10:42, May 21, 2013 (UTC)
*{{For}}+nomination --{{User:Kamek98/sig1}} 21:16, December 13, 2012 (UTC)
*{{Against}} At least this isn't a self-nom; but I insist, nominee has not done anything outstanding except ask for various things. Many honors await you, only learn to skate and hit first. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:35 13-Dec-12</small>
*{{Comment}} Dannyboy I trust is getting the hang of this website. Just wants to run before he can jump. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 21:58, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
*{{For}} I vote me, as I am very new indeed [[User:Dannyboy1209|Dannyboy1209]] ([[User talk:Dannyboy1209|talk]]) 21:27, December 18, 2012 (UTC)
*{{for}} five points {{unsigned|}} <!--This IP vote counts as half a point -->
*'''Comment''' Nice seeming guy whose written a couple paragraphs and chats on peoples talk pages. Once he writes some promising material or does a bit of actual site maintenance or such, I'll happily vote for him. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 07:27, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
*{{against}}Sorry Dannyboy but I've done more articles as a noob than you and I haven't got voted. {{User:ScottPat/sig}} 16:40, April 11, 2013 (UTC)
*{{Against}} He makes a chance ... but just not enough. --{{User:RockoRocks/sig}} 13:21, May 6, 2013 (UTC)
*{{comment}} -I find it a bit of a shame that so many people chose to vote against. You don't think he's worthy, fine, don't vote (or vote for the other guy) but there is no need to discourage a new editor. {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 13:42, May 6, 2013 (UTC)

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Noob of the Month Moment badge

“All of us are in the gutter, but some of us only got here recently.”
~ Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.(sigh) When am I off work. I got a family to feed. Except my daughter. She's FAT!!!

Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

  • Be generally considered "new" or "n00by."
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.

Nomination and voting process


You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:

  • The total score for an individual n00b at the end of any given month is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
  • 30 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
  • Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.

At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.

Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

  • Spotlight on front page
  • Fancy template to put on your user page (once we make one)

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)

Past Winners

Noob of the Month: ChronarionRadicalXSlackerboyMellomehSplakaUtarEmpireBobBobBobTodd LyonsWhywhywhyMoneySignCount of Monkey CriscoSpangHardwick FundlebuggyNydasZombiebaronShandonProcopiusQuiraAnyoneBraydieGneomiBen DeRoyContestantRAHBMichaelHaxPigeon۞Dr. SkullthumperGerrycheeversThe UnIdiotJim GroovesterMrN9000AEDJ IrreverentLuvvyMightydandylionYesTimeToEditCheapinitrealThe WoodburninatorMrmonkey72RcmurphyMultiliteralistNachladerPaddyAtkinsonDrStrangeTagstitGuildensternensteinSonjeYouKnowWhatTheMusicMeansClemens177StaircasePuppyOnTheRadioSequenceWhy do I need to provide this?BlueSpiritGuyPuffskeinAleisterLisaKacholdHELPMEJoyce Carol Hall-and-OatesTragicbootyEnglish peasantMsuCarencroJohn LydonNonchalantCaterpillarLordarcadianThatdamnedfollowspotTonilleroMimo&maxusPutthatknifedownCat the ColourfulOmnifluffRpmNeopowellTheHumbuckerLockdandloadNoNamesLeftMattsnowPoopManPoopHauntedUndiesMattityahuIwritewhatiwantFeatured UserPopGoesTheWeaselJonny appleseedVodkelpplantTasmania

Noob of the Moment: XDshempXDAlpha QuintessonMockingbird STGabriel TurnerMasterWangsTicklethekeysIce cream mafiaRatfactorSnippySinner GeorgeKMnOLeverageSumone10154Kamek98CDPCCNACMagicBusFakehaterMurder FrogBill MelaterEquilateralperilScottPat

For full details, see Past Winners

Official nominations for June-July

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