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<s>*'''Against'''. Gay. {{User:Syndrome/sig}} 18:10, December 7, 2009 (UTC)</s>
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*:Unless I'm mistaken, there are no against votes on NotM (unless it's RcMurphy). {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 23:33, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
*:Unless I'm mistaken, there are no against votes on NotM (unless it's Rcmurphy). {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 23:33, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

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Noob of the Month badge

Welcome to the voting page for Noob of the Month. This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the month. The official recommendation for Noob of the Month is me.

Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

  • Be a MEMBER of no more than 30±3 days membership (Unless you are Rcmurphy).
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • Have written at least one "full" article or have created at least 5 "decent" photoshopped images.

Nomination and voting process


You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite noob. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Only signed votes count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

  • Spotlight on front page
  • Fancy template to put on your user page

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Month Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores.)

Past Winners

ChronarionRadicalXSlackerboyMellomehSplakaUtarEmpireBobBobBobTodd LyonsWhywhywhyMoneySignCount of Monkey CriscoSpangHardwick FundlebuggyNydasZombiebaronShandonProcopiusQuiraAnyoneBraydieGneomiThe BardContestantRAHBMichaelHaxPigeon۞Dr. SkullthumperGerrycheeversThe UnIdiotJim GroovesterMrN9000AEDJ IrreverentLuvvyMightydandylionYesTimeToEditCheapinitrealThe WoodburninatorMrmonkey72RcmurphyMultiliteralistNachladerPaddyAtkinsonDrStrangeTagstitGuildensternensteinSonjeYouKnowWhatTheMusicMeansClemens177StaircasePuppyOnTheRadioSequenceWhy do I need to provide this?BlueSpiritGuyPuffskein

For full details, see Past Winners

Official Nominations for December

Aleister in Chains (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom. At the end of the first month, created 1, 2, 3 articles and edited more. (I'm waiting to vote until newer noobs have had a chance). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:01, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:25, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Does anyone have change for a dollar? Actually created seven articles, come visit my user page (if you dare) for a list, although I won't be there. Thanks for the nomination and the vote, and blessings upon your children's children, except for that one who steals your savings, denies it, and happily vacations in Monaco or Monica. Aleister in Chains 17:30, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

Little Mermaid (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom. Has completely rewritten Mermaids and done productive work on other articles. (I'm waiting to vote until newer noobs have had a chance). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:04, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Hey people! (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1

*Against. Gay. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:10, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

  • Unless I'm mistaken, there are no against votes on NotM (unless it's Rcmurphy). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 23:33, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

SuperBario (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
Invalid. past the 30+3 limit. Sorry. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:11, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
Really? By how much? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:50, 1 December 2009
It should be 30 plus 5. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:53, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
No it shouldn't, we had that discussion ample times in the past. Not fair to real noobs. There are plenty of other awards out there. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:20, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

Snowyowl (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom Obvious sockpuppet, but might be someone to look out for if he ever comes back. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:23, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
    • Thanks for the nom. And I'm not a sockpuppet, otherwise I would have nominated myself, surely?s_n o/w(y^o)w^{-1} 22:33, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
      • Unless you were a sockpuppet of Syndrome. Hmm, is that why it's obvious to Syndrome? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:59, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

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