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Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.
 
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This is where we nominate n00bs for [[n00b]] of the moment.(sigh) When am I off work. I got a family to feed. Except my daughter. She's FAT!!!
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This is where we nominate n00bs for [[n00b]] of the moment.
   
 
==Eligibility Requirements==
 
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=Current nominations=
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==Official nominations for April 2014==
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*{{for}}--[[User:RockoRocks|RockoRocks]] ([[User talk:RockoRocks|talk]]) 16:16, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
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#{{For}} A very nice writer and a promising user, who joined us last month, but has already earned a feature [[RAF Packington|by writing about ''him''self]]! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 19:24, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
*{{for}}+Nomination: Pretty good. --{{User:Kamek98/sig1}} 01:57, December 13, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{For}} Splendid fellow. --{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 06:30, April 20, 2014 (UTC)
 
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*{{For}}+nomination --{{User:Kamek98/sig1}} 21:16, December 13, 2012 (UTC)
 
*{{Against}} At least this isn't a self-nom; but I insist, nominee has not done anything outstanding except ask for various things. Many honors await you, only learn to skate and hit first. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:35 13-Dec-12</small>
 
*{{Comment}} Dannyboy I trust is getting the hang of this website. Just wants to run before he can jump. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 21:58, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
 
*{{For}} I vote me, as I am very new indeed [[User:Dannyboy1209|Dannyboy1209]] ([[User talk:Dannyboy1209|talk]]) 21:27, December 18, 2012 (UTC)
 
*{{for}} five points
 
*'''Comment''' Nice seeming guy whose written a couple paragraphs and chats on peoples talk pages. Once he writes some promising material or does a bit of actual site maintenance or such, I'll happily vote for him. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 07:27, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
 
*{{For}} +3
 
 
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*Remarkable, just remarkable accomplishments for such a new user. Hack Writer, I think some other ones? --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 06:10, January 12, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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= Inactivity =
 
As this page has been very inactive, and now new noob of the month has been seen, I hereby declare that I, [[user:dannyboy1209|dannyboy1209]], am the official noob of the moment until further notice. If you have any questions, please let me know at my talk page, [[user talk:dannyboy1209]].
 

Latest revision as of 06:30, April 20, 2014

Noobaward
Noob of the Month Moment badge

“All of us are in the gutter, but some of us only got here recently.”
~ Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.

edit Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

  • Be generally considered "new" or "n00by."
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.

edit Nomination and voting process

Nonoobs
You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:

  • The total score for an individual n00b at the end of any given month is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
  • 30 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
  • Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.

At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.

Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

edit Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

  • Spotlight on front page
  • Fancy template to put on your user page (once we make one)

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)

edit Past Winners

Noob of the Month: ChronarionRadicalXSlackerboyMellomehSplakaUtarEmpireBobBobBobTodd LyonsWhywhywhyMoneySignCount of Monkey CriscoSpangHardwick FundlebuggyNydasZombiebaronShandonProcopiusQuiraAnyoneBraydieGneomiBen DeRoyContestantRAHBMichaelHaxPigeon۞Dr. SkullthumperGerrycheeversThe UnIdiotJim GroovesterMrN9000AEDJ IrreverentLuvvyMightydandylionYesTimeToEditCheapinitrealThe WoodburninatorMrmonkey72RcmurphyMultiliteralistNachladerPaddyAtkinsonDrStrangeTagstitGuildensternensteinSonjeYouKnowWhatTheMusicMeansClemens177StaircasePuppyOnTheRadioSequenceWhy do I need to provide this?BlueSpiritGuyPuffskeinAleisterLisaKacholdHELPMEJoyce Carol Hall-and-OatesTragicbootyEnglish peasantMsuCarencroJohn LydonNonchalantCaterpillarLordarcadianThatdamnedfollowspotTonilleroMimo&maxusPutthatknifedownCat the ColourfulOmnifluffRpmNeopowellTheHumbuckerLockdandloadNoNamesLeftMattsnowPoopManPoopHauntedUndiesMattityahuIwritewhatiwantFeatured UserPopGoesTheWeaselJonny appleseedVodkelpplantTasmania

Noob of the Moment: XDshempXDAlpha QuintessonMockingbird STGabriel TurnerMasterWangsTicklethekeysIce cream mafiaRatfactorSnippySinner GeorgeKMnOLeverageSumone10154Kamek98CDPCCNACMagicBusFakehaterMurder FrogBill MelaterEquilateralperilScottPatAnton199Newman66MacboswellKickAssAndGiggleNick123Alpalwriter

For full details, see Past Winners

edit Official nominations for April 2014

edit RAF Packington (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. A very nice writer and a promising user, who joined us last month, but has already earned a feature by writing about himself! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:24, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Splendid fellow. --ChiefjusticeWii 06:30, April 20, 2014 (UTC)
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