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=Current nominations=
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==Official nominations for June 2014==
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==={{user|TheWikiMan026}}===
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#'''Nom + For''' Eager and helpful, he should get this. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 11:43, June 23, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{For}} Plenty of enthusiasm and inspiration, and this is the most important part! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 13:26, June 23, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{For}} Of course! {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 11:47, June 30, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Against}} While he has come a long way and is certainly enthusiastic in snippets, I get annoyed when he goes on about writing an article and getting others to help, but then puts in very little work himself. For instance he signed up for Happy Monkey but didn't write his article. Of course there are important jobs on this site other than article-writing, in which he has displayed a commendable keenness.--{{User:Everyotherusernamewastaken/Signature.jpeg}} 23:18, July 3, 2014 (UTC)
   
==={{user|CDPCCNAC}}===
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==Official nominations for August 2014==
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==={{user|ConCass2}}===
 
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*{{boner|Nom + Boner}} {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 10:34, October 31, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{For}} ConCass is the author of seven mainspace articles, seven rewrites, a very helpful and friendly Uncyclopedia and he still hasn't got this award?! I suggest we repair this mistake by giving him [[Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month|another one]] as well! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 23:22, August 24, 2014 (UTC)
*{{for|For.}} --{{User:Murder Frog/sig}} 21:38, December 5, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{for}} Yeah, he seems cool. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140908183540}}
*{{for|Zazz. Complete Zazz.}} Zazzzzzz {{User:Kamek98/sig1}} 21:32, December 6, 2012 (UTC)
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#{{for}} Deserves the recognition! --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 16:12, September 11, 2014 (UTC)
 
==={{user|MagicBus}}===
 
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*'''Nom + For''' He's magic or something. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 01:23, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
 
*'''Yup.''' --{{User:Snippy/sig}} 02:01, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' I'm going to help Uncyclopedia become famous. [[User:MagicBus|MagicBus]] ([[User talk:MagicBus|talk]]) 16:18, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
 
*I have no idea whot his MagicBus guy is, well, MagicBus is not necesarily a guy, he could be a guy who chopped off his penis when he was drunk, but, in any case, whatever MagicBus is...that person chose a very cool user name. And that really means something. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 22:49, November 27, 2012 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''--{{User:Kamek98/sig1}} 16:43, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
 
*{{For}} A loud and active guy. I like him. Or her. --{{User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3}} 12:35, December 3, 2012 (UTC)
 
*I'll hold you to "I'm going to help Uncyclopedia become famous". It should be, no reason it shouldn't get more media coverage. As for this noob, anyone with Magic in there name has good reason to smile. [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] The time and date? I'm not tellin' you. Get a [[Rolex|watch]] for crying out loud.
 
 
==={{user|Fakehater}}===
 
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*'''Nom + For''' {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 03:19, November 24, 2012 (UTC)
 
*Also for.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121127065350}}
 
*{{For}} --{{User:Hotadmin4u69/sig}}<small><font color="#2B547E">04:08</font><font color="#387C44"> Dec 5 </font><font color="#2B547E"> 2012</font></small>
 
*for. This man is an example or a real american. his blood, sweat, and tears to make uncyclopedia the best *informational* website on the internet can only be realized by voting for this man. {{User:Fakehater/sig}} 05:01, December 5, 2012 (UTC)
 
*{{For}} --<font size="2" face="courier">[[User:Sweet Potato|<font color="9900CC">'''Sweet'''</font>]] [[File:-potato.jpg|18px|MMMM POTATOES.]] [[User talk:Sweet Potato|<font color="#3300CC"> '''Potato''']]</font></font> 05:02, December 5, 2012 (UTC)
 
*{{For}} {{User:Kamek98/sig1}} 21:33, December 6, 2012 (UTC)
 
*{{For}}--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>09:18, Dec 7</small></small>
 
 
==={{user|Murder Frog}}===
 
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*'''Nom + For''' Another Killing Frog, excellent! {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 06:30, November 27, 2012 (UTC)
 
*A {{For|vote}} for this obvious sockpuppet. Yes, sir.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121127065135}}
 
*'''Yep.''' --{{User:Snippy/sig}} 09:18, November 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
*I love scissors. {{User:Kip the Dip/sig}} <small>04:56, Dec. 5, 2012</small>
 
*Good. --{{User:Kamek98/sig1}} 20:14, December 5, 2012 (UTC)
 
*I love whoever this person is, especially because he isn't me. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 10:39, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
==={{user|Bill Melater}}===
 
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*{{boner}} Writes articles and stuff! {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 09:14, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
 
*{{for|For}} - Bill has hit the ground running over at UnNews. {{User:Kip the Dip/sig}} <small>09:18, Dec. 10, 2012</small>
 
*{{For|Fore!}}{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121210094523}}
 
*{{for|For}} Came here to nominate him, he's made a few UnNews which I have liked. It's really fun to see the page updated so much now.--[[User:Leverage|Leverage]] ([[User talk:Leverage|talk]]) 13:01, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
 
   
==={{User|dannyboy1209}}===
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==Official nomination for September 2014==
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==={{user|Moonhead42}}===
{{for|FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!}} I vote him!!!
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#'''N+F''' Has written stuff, already has 1 feature to his/her name. Basically everything good a noob can possibly do. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 08:23, September 11, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{comment}} Ok this isn't a vote, but can somebody tell me why there are nominations open for three different months at once? Don't they need to be whacked upside the head with a bucket of ice water, or something? It kind of confuses me as to where I'm allowed to vote on what. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140911160144}}
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#{{For}}. Different months, different Noobs. So we can all vote for our choice. Also, we have been slack here as regards this page. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 16:14, September 11, 2014 (UTC)
 
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Noobaward

Noob of the Month Moment badge

“All of us are in the gutter, but some of us only got here recently.”
~ Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.

edit Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

  • Be generally considered "new" or "n00by."
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.

edit Nomination and voting process

Nonoobs

You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:

  • The total score for an individual n00b at the end of any given month is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
  • 30 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
  • Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.

At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.

Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

edit Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

  • Spotlight on front page
  • Fancy template to put on your user page (once we make one)

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)

edit Past Winners

Noob of the Month: ChronarionRadicalXSlackerboyMellomehSplakaUtarEmpireBobBobBobTodd LyonsWhywhywhyMoneySignCount of Monkey CriscoSpangHardwick FundlebuggyNydasZombiebaronShandonProcopiusQuiraAnyoneBraydieGneomiBen DeRoyContestantRAHBMichaelHaxPigeon۞Dr. SkullthumperGerrycheeversThe UnIdiotJim GroovesterMrN9000AEDJ IrreverentLuvvyMightydandylionYesTimeToEditCheapinitrealThe WoodburninatorMrmonkey72RcmurphyMultiliteralistNachladerPaddyAtkinsonDrStrangeTagstitGuildensternensteinSonjeYouKnowWhatTheMusicMeansClemens177StaircasePuppyOnTheRadioSequenceWhy do I need to provide this?BlueSpiritGuyPuffskeinAleisterLisaKacholdHELPMEJoyce Carol Hall-and-OatesTragicbootyEnglish peasantMsuCarencroJohn LydonNonchalantCaterpillarLordarcadianThatdamnedfollowspotTonilleroMimo&maxusPutthatknifedownCat the ColourfulOmnifluffRpmNeopowellTheHumbuckerLockdandloadNoNamesLeftMattsnowPoopManPoopHauntedUndiesMattityahuIwritewhatiwantFeatured UserPopGoesTheWeaselJonny appleseedVodkelpplantTasmania

Noob of the Moment: XDshempXDAlpha QuintessonMockingbird STGabriel TurnerMasterWangsTicklethekeysIce cream mafiaRatfactorSnippySinner GeorgeKMnOLeverageSumone10154Kamek98CDPCCNACMagicBusFakehaterMurder FrogBill MelaterEquilateralperilScottPatAnton199Newman66MacboswellKickAssAndGiggleNick123AlpalwriterRAF Packington

For full details, see Past Winners

edit Official nominations for June 2014

edit TheWikiMan026 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  1. Nom + For Eager and helpful, he should get this. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:43, June 23, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Plenty of enthusiasm and inspiration, and this is the most important part! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:26, June 23, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Of course! TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 11:47, June 30, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. While he has come a long way and is certainly enthusiastic in snippets, I get annoyed when he goes on about writing an article and getting others to help, but then puts in very little work himself. For instance he signed up for Happy Monkey but didn't write his article. Of course there are important jobs on this site other than article-writing, in which he has displayed a commendable keenness.--Sigphoto|(get dtf) 23:18, July 3, 2014 (UTC)

edit Official nominations for August 2014

edit ConCass2 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3
  1. Symbol for vote For. ConCass is the author of seven mainspace articles, seven rewrites, a very helpful and friendly Uncyclopedia and he still hasn't got this award?! I suggest we repair this mistake by giving him another one as well! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 23:22, August 24, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Yeah, he seems cool. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs) 18:35 8 Sep 2014
  3. Symbol for vote For. Deserves the recognition! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:12, September 11, 2014 (UTC)

edit Official nomination for September 2014

edit Moonhead42 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  1. N+F Has written stuff, already has 1 feature to his/her name. Basically everything good a noob can possibly do. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:23, September 11, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol comment vote Comment. Ok this isn't a vote, but can somebody tell me why there are nominations open for three different months at once? Don't they need to be whacked upside the head with a bucket of ice water, or something? It kind of confuses me as to where I'm allowed to vote on what. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs) 16:01 11 Sep 2014
  3. Symbol for vote For.. Different months, different Noobs. So we can all vote for our choice. Also, we have been slack here as regards this page. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:14, September 11, 2014 (UTC)
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