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{{wilde|All of us are in the gutter, but at least I'm not a n00b.}}
{{wilde|All of us are in the gutter, but some of us only got here recently.}}
Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.
Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.
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{{U|PopGoesTheWeasel}} &bull;
{{U|PopGoesTheWeasel}} &bull;
{{U|Jonny appleseed}} &bull;
{{U|Jonny appleseed}} &bull;
{{u|Vodkelpplant}} &bull;
{{U|Vodkelpplant}} &bull;
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{{u|Leverage}} &bull;
{{u|Leverage}} &bull;
{{u|Sumone10154}} &bull;
{{u|Sumone10154}} &bull;
{{u|Kamek98}} &bull;
{{u|CDPCCNAC}} &bull;
{{u|MagicBus}} &bull;
{{u|Fakehater}} &bull;
{{u|Murder Frog}} &bull;
{{u|Bill Melater}} &bull;
{{u|Equilateralperil}} &bull;
{{U|ScottPat}} &bull;
{{U|Anton199}} &bull;
{{u|Newman66}} &bull;
{{u|Macboswell}} &bull;
{{u|KickAssAndGiggle}} &bull;
{{u|Nick123}} &bull;
<div align="center">For full details, see [[Uncyclopedia:Past Winners/nav|Past Winners]]</div>
<div align="center">For full details, see [[Uncyclopedia:Past Winners/nav|Past Winners]]</div>
=Current nominations=
==Official nominations for April 2014==
*{{boner|Nom + Boner}} {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 10:34, October 31, 2012 (UTC)
*{{for|For.}} --{{User:Murder Frog/sig}} 21:38, December 5, 2012 (UTC)
*'''Nom + For''' He's magic or something. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 01:23, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
*'''Yup.''' --{{User:Snippy/sig}} 02:01, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
*'''For''' I'm going to help Uncyclopedia become famous. [[User:MagicBus|MagicBus]] ([[User talk:MagicBus|talk]]) 16:18, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
*I have no idea whot his MagicBus guy is, well, MagicBus is not necesarily a guy, he could be a guy who chopped off his penis when he was drunk, but, in any case, whatever MagicBus is...that person chose a very cool user name. And that really means something. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 22:49, November 27, 2012 (UTC)
*'''For'''--{{User:Kamek98/sig1}} 16:43, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
*{{For}} A loud and active guy. I like him. Or her. --{{User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3}} 12:35, December 3, 2012 (UTC)
*'''Nom + For''' {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 03:19, November 24, 2012 (UTC)
*Also for.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121127065350}}
*{{For}} --{{User:Hotadmin4u69/sig}}<small><font color="#2B547E">04:08</font><font color="#387C44"> Dec 5 </font><font color="#2B547E"> 2012</font></small>
*for. This man is an example or a real american. his blood, sweat, and tears to make uncyclopedia the best *informational* website on the internet can only be realized by voting for this man. {{User:Fakehater/sig}} 05:01, December 5, 2012 (UTC)
*{{For}} --<font size="2" face="courier">[[User:Sweet Potato|<font color="9900CC">'''Sweet'''</font>]] [[File:-potato.jpg|18px|MMMM POTATOES.]] [[User talk:Sweet Potato|<font color="#3300CC"> '''Potato''']]</font> 05:02, December 5, 2012 (UTC)
==={{user|Murder Frog}}===
*'''Nom + For''' Another Killing Frog, excellent! {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 06:30, November 27, 2012 (UTC)
*A {{For|vote}} for this obvious sockpuppet. Yes, sir.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121127065135}}
*'''Yep.''' --{{User:Snippy/sig}} 09:18, November 29, 2012 (UTC)
*I love scissors. {{User:Kip the Dip/sig}} <small>04:56, Dec. 5, 2012</small>
*Good. --{{User:Kamek98/sig1}} 20:14, December 5, 2012 (UTC)
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Latest revision as of 13:20, March 29, 2014

Noob of the Month Moment badge

“All of us are in the gutter, but some of us only got here recently.”
~ Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.

edit Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

  • Be generally considered "new" or "n00by."
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.

edit Nomination and voting process

You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:

  • The total score for an individual n00b at the end of any given month is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
  • 30 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
  • Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.

At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.

Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

edit Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

  • Spotlight on front page
  • Fancy template to put on your user page (once we make one)

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)

edit Past Winners

Noob of the Month: ChronarionRadicalXSlackerboyMellomehSplakaUtarEmpireBobBobBobTodd LyonsWhywhywhyMoneySignCount of Monkey CriscoSpangHardwick FundlebuggyNydasZombiebaronShandonProcopiusQuiraAnyoneBraydieGneomiBen DeRoyContestantRAHBMichaelHaxPigeon۞Dr. SkullthumperGerrycheeversThe UnIdiotJim GroovesterMrN9000AEDJ IrreverentLuvvyMightydandylionYesTimeToEditCheapinitrealThe WoodburninatorMrmonkey72RcmurphyMultiliteralistNachladerPaddyAtkinsonDrStrangeTagstitGuildensternensteinSonjeYouKnowWhatTheMusicMeansClemens177StaircasePuppyOnTheRadioSequenceWhy do I need to provide this?BlueSpiritGuyPuffskeinAleisterLisaKacholdHELPMEJoyce Carol Hall-and-OatesTragicbootyEnglish peasantMsuCarencroJohn LydonNonchalantCaterpillarLordarcadianThatdamnedfollowspotTonilleroMimo&maxusPutthatknifedownCat the ColourfulOmnifluffRpmNeopowellTheHumbuckerLockdandloadNoNamesLeftMattsnowPoopManPoopHauntedUndiesMattityahuIwritewhatiwantFeatured UserPopGoesTheWeaselJonny appleseedVodkelpplantTasmania

Noob of the Moment: XDshempXDAlpha QuintessonMockingbird STGabriel TurnerMasterWangsTicklethekeysIce cream mafiaRatfactorSnippySinner GeorgeKMnOLeverageSumone10154Kamek98CDPCCNACMagicBusFakehaterMurder FrogBill MelaterEquilateralperilScottPatAnton199Newman66MacboswellKickAssAndGiggleNick123Alpalwriter

For full details, see Past Winners

edit Official nominations for April 2014

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