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Noob of the Month Moment badge

“All of us are in the gutter, but some of us only got here recently.”
~ Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.

edit Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

  • Be generally considered "new" or "n00by."
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.

edit Nomination and voting process


You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:

  • The total score for an individual n00b at the end of any given month is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
  • 30 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
  • Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.

At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.

Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

edit Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

  • Spotlight on front page
  • Fancy template to put on your user page (once we make one)

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)

edit Past Winners

Noob of the Month: ChronarionRadicalXSlackerboyMellomehSplakaUtarEmpireBobBobBobTodd LyonsWhywhywhyMoneySignCount of Monkey CriscoSpangHardwick FundlebuggyNydasZombiebaronShandonProcopiusQuiraAnyoneBraydieGneomiBen DeRoyContestantRAHBMichaelHaxPigeon۞Dr. SkullthumperGerrycheeversThe UnIdiotJim GroovesterMrN9000AEDJ IrreverentLuvvyMightydandylionYesTimeToEditCheapinitrealThe WoodburninatorMrmonkey72RcmurphyMultiliteralistNachladerPaddyAtkinsonDrStrangeTagstitGuildensternensteinSonjeYouKnowWhatTheMusicMeansClemens177StaircasePuppyOnTheRadioSequenceWhy do I need to provide this?BlueSpiritGuyPuffskeinAleisterLisaKacholdHELPMEJoyce Carol Hall-and-OatesTragicbootyEnglish peasantMsuCarencroJohn LydonNonchalantCaterpillarLordarcadianThatdamnedfollowspotTonilleroMimo&maxusPutthatknifedownCat the ColourfulOmnifluffRpmNeopowellTheHumbuckerLockdandloadNoNamesLeftMattsnowPoopManPoopHauntedUndiesMattityahuIwritewhatiwantFeatured UserPopGoesTheWeaselJonny appleseedVodkelpplantTasmania

Noob of the Moment: XDshempXDAlpha QuintessonMockingbird STGabriel TurnerMasterWangsTicklethekeysIce cream mafiaRatfactorSnippySinner GeorgeKMnOLeverageSumone10154Kamek98CDPCCNACMagicBusFakehaterMurder FrogBill MelaterEquilateralperilScottPatAnton199Newman66MacboswellKickAssAndGiggleNick123AlpalwriterRAF PackingtonTheWikiMan026ConCass2Moonhead42

For full details, see Past Winners

edit Official nomination for November 2014

edit Ye Blacke Adder (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and for In a very Vini, vidi, vici spirit, Ye Blacke Adder joined us for the PLS, won it with his Muslim Sisterhood and now is even patrolling the site! He definitely deserves this award! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:35, November 9, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. I would be hard-pressed to decide between these two, but nominator has found a loophole in the rules to allow multiple votes and even nominations. Thank God for copypaste. So this may be settled either through an unsatisfying "co-award" or delightful treachery. Spıke Ѧ 00:01 22-Nov-14
    Why are co-awards unsatisfying? -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 00:08 22 Nov 2014
    You kidding? Uncyclopedian gets a noobie award with a big asterisk dripping red fluid to advise the reader that, although we like this guy, we are decidedly pulling our punches. We would date him but not give him more than a peck on the cheek. The only saving grace is that he is free not to disclose that he didn't win it outright. Spıke Ѧ 00:25 22-Nov-14
  3. Symbol for vote For. Blacke Adder likes writing but also checks on other pages where there's possible mischief! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:09, November 22, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Anton, I don't mean to be pedantic, but isn't {{VoteNOTM}} supposed to be on my userpage? Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 12:39, November 22, 2014 (UTC)
    What a lack of gratitude! No, seriously, I don't know how I could forget it. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:19, November 22, 2014 (UTC)
    Thank you. Hopefully this is sufficient as reimbursement. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 14:07, November 22, 2014 (UTC)
    Symbol for vote For. Best of all, he is pedantic! Spıke Ѧ 14:08 22-Nov-14
    Hey, you voted twice. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 21:11 22 Nov 2014
  5. For One of the few editors who helps to fill up QVFD. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 21:11 22 Nov 2014
  6. Symbol for vote For. Definitely. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:03, November 23, 2014 (UTC)

edit Begege (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and for Begege writes prominent new articles, but also does all sorts of article-related things, such as illustrationing, adding to, taking from, copy-editing, cut-editing and paste-editing them! His press secretary even told the UnSignpost editors his ambition was to complete the Star Trek saga on Uncyclopedia and he's moving fast towards this goal. Cheers, Begege! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 23:44, November 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. I would be hard-pressed to decide between these two, but nominator has found a loophole in the rules to allow multiple votes and even nominations. Thank God for copypaste. So this may be settled either through an unsatisfying "co-award" or delightful treachery. Spıke Ѧ 00:01 22-Nov-14
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