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There comes a time in a man's life, specifically around midnight before the dawn of a new week, where he realizes he has far too much homework to do and chooses, instead, to waste time on the Internet.

I have heard rumors of Uncyclopedia's decline whispered in the IRC room, or perhaps those were just the voices in my head, the same ones that tell me to huff the Main Page and dare me to ban It matters not. No matter what school of thought you come from - "Uncyclopedia is just in a low point," "Uncyclopedia was better back in my day," "Uncyclopedia sucked less before <insert name here> came about," or even "Uncyclopedia is fine, what are all you buggers arguing about?" - I'm sure we can all agree on one thing: Uncyclopedia could be a lot better, or at least a lot less boring.

We have awesome parserfunctions, we've got a smooth deletion system, active admins out the wazoo and porn. Yet the site feels like it's missing something. "Ah," you think to yourself, "I know! It must be the lesbian porn." No, we have that too. I think we need to revive the very soul of Uncyclopedia itself - the users.

Therefore I officially cut the ribbon and begin the Missing User Project, or MUP for short. We all have our favorite users that have strayed from the wiki, or even just aren't as active anymore. Now's the time to contact them, even if just to ask what's up. Sure, they might not be part of the wiki, but who the fuck cares, we're a community FSM dammit, and they've become much more than usernames over time - they've become our friends. Or possibly our worst enemies and biggest annoyances on the Interwebs.

But never mind - now's the time to find them again. Drop them an email, check on Facebook, hunt them down on other IRC channels, maybe even (shudder) check MySpace. We're all Internet-savvy people, let's use our investigative skills like we did for Nin and Famine. This isn't just for people who have been missing for ages, but people that just haven't been on as much, or have been on but don't write or participate. Become a MUPpet today and "adopt" an inactive user or two.

The idea isn't to beg and plead for them to come back oh please god help us we're a pathetic wiki we need your amazing powers please please I'll mow your lawn, the idea is more to open up lines of communication between Uncyclopedians that have drifted away. If they come back, great; if they're done with Uncyclopedia, cool. But I know all of us have someone we're just dying to get in touch with, even just to tell them how much an article of theirs made us laugh, or how much their comments meant to us, or how they got us started as a noob... right, I've gone on way too long, you get the fucking idea. Let's just do it.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 05:10 Oct 13, 2008

There's a school of thought dedicated to <insert name here> stinking up the joint? Flattering, I'm sure! -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 09:11, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

Spam Promotional things

I've made {{MUP}} if anyone is interested in a userbox, {{MUP sig}} for anyone interested in putting a link to this in their sig using an icon, and {{MUP icon}} for people's userpages - an icon that shows up in the upper right of the userpage or talkpage.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:35 Oct 19, 2008

Contact a user

I've located the original users on the list from Forum:Inactive User Survey, to get us started. If you'd like to pick someone to contact, sign your name under them. If you find any non-Uncyc contact information about the person, please do not put that info here; but keep us posted on any progress/responses! Oh, and please add to the list. - Dr. Skullthumper

AAA! (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Administrator (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Acid Ammo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

AE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Yea, AE did a lot of really useful stuff around the place which earned him his NotM. He had a really epic battle with his rival for the title that month. It would sure be nice to see that kinda competition for NotM again. Unfortunately we were a bit slow to react when AE asked us for help with one particular user who was causing trouble... I hope AE will decide to return one day... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:06, Oct 14

Yeah, if anyone knows where AE is it would be gurtly apurshiated. I miss this guy. Damn you, NXWave! sirErr.gifsysrq @ 02:33 Dec 19

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Algorithm (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

AmericanBastard (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Fellow film buff and a pretty good guy. MadMax 06:36, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

BobBobBob (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Bonalaw (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Bonner (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Braydie (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Sorry to say but, looking at his userpage... he ain't coming back :( --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 06:08, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

His current userpage is a joke based off something a n00b said, if memory serves... this and this suggest he wouldn't mind a nudge, though.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 15:10 Oct 13, 2008
Braydie ruled. Wonder what happened to him? -- Hindleyite Converse 13:48, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

Cap'n Ben (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Ceridwyn (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • In honour of her commitment to proper English, I've added her to the list whilst maintaining alphabetical order. Anyway, has she got bored of World of Warcraft yet? -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:09, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

Cheapinitreal (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • Yeah, where did Cheap go? I miss our slightly philosophical conversations late at night in the IRC. Almost as much as I miss the ridiculously small resolution he uploaded all of his images in. -RAHB 05:33, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
  • My less honored adoptees have all strayed!   Le Cejak <0:01 Oct 19, 2008>

Clorox (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • People are still doing the quest, or at least stealing the userbox from the pages of others. --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:33, Oct 19
  • So, you're saying that people just steal userboxes? Outrage! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:03, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

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Darkdan (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

David Gerard (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Dawg (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

This guy's still on IRC from time to time. I was talking to him before the proposed site move that never happened. Just ping wolf. He loves it. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 23:37, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

Dawg is an ever present on IRC... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

DiZ (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Doug (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Dr. Skullthumper (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

How ironic. And helpful. Why hasn't he been around lately? The Linkifier!!!!!? 01:44, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

He's busy at college, from what I understand. He updates his blog occasionally, though. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:29, Dec 14
He's getting his masters in spritzer bottle. He drives his tiny car to school and nine people get out. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:40, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
He was told by a bureaucrat in a personal email to "get the fuck off our wiki" and that if he continued to edit, he would be desysopped and permabanned.
And how do you know this, IP? Or: All the time, it was...bureaucrats finally really did it!! You maniacs! You got Skullthumper off our wiki! Ah, damn you! God...damn you all to hell! George Taylor 05:14, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
A joke I'm sure. Now get the fuck back on our wiki. Pants 05:25, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
Won't be happening. I told him if he ever comes back, I'll kick him in the throat. We're never gonna see that motherfucker again. /me sobs sirErr.gifsysrq @ 01:14 Dec 19
Well... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:58, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
'The fuck? You can't hold this! You can't hold this! God, I just miss him so much...I miss that big faggot. I love him. I will find him. I will kill him. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 02:31 Dec 19
You go and beg him to come back, right this minute, mister! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:38, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

Electrified mocha chinchilla (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

what ever happened to emc? he dropped off the face of the earth right before the last PLS. his email is on his userpage, i'll drop him a line. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:36, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

Elvis (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • Another long-forgotten editor and admin. I believe his record for "most awards created" still holds. MadMax 19:51, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Emmzee (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • I'd really like him to see how Grueslayer and Uncyclopedia in general is coming along, and I miss the son of a bitch. I'm going to try and find him and possibly Ghelae as well; they both played a part in Uncyclopedia games and I wish I could talk with them once more. It would be tits if they'd come back and work on Grueslayer with me, but one at a time. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 19:33, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

ENeGMA (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • Neggy was on IRC last week, and even did a spot of editing. Good times.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

EvilZak (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Flammable (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Me n' him's Facebook buddies, I'll give him a nudge. The fact he's studying medicine might have something to do with his absence though, so don't hold your breath. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:29, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

Flammable...medicine?!?! ~Jewriken.GIF 14:21, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
Oh God...we're all doomed! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 14:26, Oct 13
Ye gods, that's tough. Good for him though.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 15:30 Oct 13, 2008
Wow, forgot about Flammable. Yeah, see if wants to drop by. - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 03:00, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

Finnius (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

where did the fishy go? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:24, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

Haha. "Fishy lips." sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 02:35 Dec 19

Finntastic (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

We were talking about her on #uncyclopedia the other day and she seems to have disappeared off the face of the Earth. It seems unlikely she accepted Diz The Great's offer of marriage and is probably not living with him, so I tried to contact her via the online wonder that is MySpace. No reply as of yet, but I'll update this missive should anything develop. RabbiTechno 20:11, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

Tell her we can always send Codeine to go get her and bring her back. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 08:09, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
I can go have a talky to her over MSN when she next comes online if that sounds good. BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Oct 16, 20:57
Please do. Every little bit helps, y'know.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:58 Oct 16, 2008

flyingfeline (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

George VI (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Creator of Stoner High School series. Anyone know happened to him? MadMax 01:14, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Ghelae (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • I'd love to see this user - me, him and Emmzee share a lot of history together. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 19:39, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

GopherKiller (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

I'll drag him back. - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 18:45, Oct 14

Hardwick Fundlebuggy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

I'll try for Hardwick... — Sir Sycamore (talk) 19:01, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

High Gen. Grue (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

I don't think he really even wants to be back, but if you wish to speak to him he can be found on IRC, in #unforces, using the nick HanSolo, almost daily. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:15, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

Comes on IRC every so often. Should be easy to contact. - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 02:59, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
Has just edited once now. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 19:46, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
And has also resigned from Grueslayer. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 19:54, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

Hinoa (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

I don't think he's coming back mate... - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:52, Jul 21

IMBJR (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Imrealized (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Insertwackynamehere (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Yes, I know he just made a forum topic, but I feel he deserves mention in this list too also. Some contact info can be found here.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 17:42 Oct 13, 2008

Insineratehymn (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Isra1337 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

HerrDoktor (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • I spoke with him a while ago, he seems to be content to remain inactive. I'll give him another shout. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:42, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

Jack Phoenix (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Jim Groovester (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Keitei (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

King In Yellow (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Kip the Dip (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Found him on Facebook, waiting for a reply... Love, Sig 

To my knowledge, Kippers is at Illogicopedia. -- Hindleyite Converse 11:20, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
So ban him with a redirect here. That'll teach him. I'm not sure what that'll teach him, but it'll teach him all right.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 14:50 Oct 18, 2008
Or, you know, you could just leave a message on my talk page. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 05:52, Oct. 21, 2008
You don't know us at all. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:46, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
So, it's agreed? Ban Kip at ?pedia and redirect him here?!?!? YEAS! Because yeas is apparently a word... Damn you spell check and your lies!!! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:13, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
I could do that, but then I'd have to kill you. You know too much already.. -- Hindleyite Converse 17:58, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

KP (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

LeeHarveyKennedy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Leoispotter (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups) & Fonchezzz (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Fonchy and I say hi. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 22:54, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

In addition, I have no clue what happened to my sig...-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 22:56, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

Ljlego (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

No seriously. Anyone remember the last time Lj wrote anything? Lj.... Some Brit is catching you fast... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:26, Oct 14

I'll give him a shout on facebook. He's quite regular there. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:13, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
He's on aim, too. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:28, Oct 14
His reply on facebook. "Heyhey. I am rather ill at the moment, but knowing I'm missed is lovely. I really have wanted to come back, though finding the inspiration is tough." Inspire him! Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 14:48, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
Aww, hope he gets well soon. :) Let's get him back! - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 00:03, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
Yes, Lj needs to come back. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:26, Oct 23

Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Found him on Facebook, waiting for a reply... Love, Sig 

Lugiatm (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

MadMax (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Mandaliet (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Can't actually remember this person, but I seem to recall I liked them. RabbiTechno 20:17, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

I know where his webpage lives. As well as various photos of his beard growth. Still very occasionally visits IRC. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Marcos Malo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • I've searched high and low for Marcos Malo....he was the first helpful person I met on the site and responsible for some classic Uncyclopedic items. Come back, Marcos!!! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Metaphysical (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Mhaille (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

MoneySign (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Narf, the Wonder Puppy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

NeoZidane (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

How the heck was NeoZidane forgotten about? - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 03:02, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

One-eyed Jack (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

PantsMacKenzie (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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HELL YES! great idea :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 06:07, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

At this point I'd like to point out how I brought him back once before, when he wrote a rather good UnNews. I don't think he has the time to stick around permamnently, though. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  15:25, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
As I said in my probably tl;dr mini-essay up there, this isn't just to bring people back, it's to open up lines of communication. A lot of users, from what I've seen, have older users that they'd love to talk to or even just see back for a little while, and I figured, why not have a semiorganized attempt to do so?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 15:28 Oct 13, 2008

RabbiTechno (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

I am back. Have been for a week or two, as it happens. Was homeless as those with such empty lives as to be regular perusers of my userpage will know, but eventually found a nice lady who lets me live in her flat and sufficient cash to buy a new laptop (saved by sitting on street corners with a cardboard sign saying "Will conduct bar mitzvah for cash. PS, blowjobs £5.") Very good to be back, btw. RabbiTechno 20:08, 13 October 2008 (UTC) And might I add...

Y'know, as to where your first name ends and your last begins, I've never got your name right in my head. I would try to correct myself now, but this section is all about you, Rabbit. Also, welcome back. I don't know if you've heard, but Uncyclopedia is the worst. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:35, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
You can call me whatever you wish, honey. Afterall, you pay well. Oh, you're quite right - Uncyclopedia is the worst. RabbiTechno 19:00, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
It is. It really is. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:40, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

RadicalX (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Roger The Bum (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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Slackerboy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • I somewhat brought him back... slightly... a bit... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 06:10, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

Spintherism (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Splaka (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

A great writer and one of site's first admins. For anyone who might be wondering, it was Splaka who got me to sign up for an account way back when I was editing anonymously. He and User:Elvis helped me out a lot during my early days here. It'd be nice to see him around again. MadMax 05:53, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Splaka's rather easy to contact, as he's usually around on IRC (#wikia, I think), but the biggest issue is actually convincing him that Uncyclopedia is still worthwhile at all. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:10, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Strange but untrue (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Haven't we featured one of her articles today? Has anyone told her yet? -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  14:48, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

Indeed, she just disappeared... anyone got any information to offer?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 11:42 Oct 14, 2008

SysRq (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Bit like Lj, really, he's on break, it says on his page and everything he's busy with all sorts of stuff. But, anyone know how said stuff is going, and when he may be back? --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:27, Oct 14

I have his Skype, along with Ethine. Between the two of us we'll give him a poke.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 11:36 Oct 14, 2008
SysRq holds the dubious honour of being the only Uncyclopedian to be my friend on Facebook. I guess now's the time to take advantage of that fact. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:27, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
Hey, Sys is back! Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:42, Dec 15
How sweet, y'all missed me. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 22:32 Dec 18
Tits or GTFO. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:00, 19 Dec

The Thinker (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

TheTris (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Todd Lyons (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Working hard on gaining qualifacations, building extentions to his house and producing more daughters....two clearly wasn't enough! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Tompkins (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • Ptompkins emailed me a couple of weeks ago, occasionally pops along to see how we are getting on. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

UnTalented (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Time to use the real world to whore Uncyc! YOU MUST RETURN TO US, UNTALENTED! Also, cool idea, Skull. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:15, Oct 13

Uncyc needs UnTalented back! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 16:30, Oct 13

UtarEmpire (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Author of the Wheeling Jesuit University series. Anyone remember how he was nearly fired from WJU for writing it? MadMax 01:14, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Villahj_Ideeut (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Wild Weasel (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Winstanley1 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • Winstanley was an excellent writer, but seems to have vanished without a trace. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:03, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Witt E, (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Ye Olde Luke (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • Another great writer from the old days. Came back for Conservation Week this year but hasn't been a regular editor for awhile. MadMax 08:19, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

Zana Dark (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)