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Won't you please adopt this poor cute widdle kitty? We have a hundred cute widdle kitties showing up every week. And any not adopted by a loving mummy or daddy within seven days get HUFFED MERCILESSLY. Then we pick our teeth with the bones. And it'll be YOUR FAULT. So please, think of the kittens.
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|Martin Shkreli||18:46, January 24, 2016 (UTC)|