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Today's Featured Article - HowTo:Be Happy

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We all want to be happy. Nothing is more miserable than feeling miserable - your friends don't want to be around you, it's harder to get a date, and blues music is really annoying. Worse than all this, though, it feels bad to feel sad.

Fortunately, there are some very simple tools that can help you be happy. True, when you're happy your friends probably still don't want to be around you, you'll probably still have trouble getting a date, and you still don't have a genre of music to listen to, but at least you can be happy about it all!

Positive Psychology experts have completed various studies related to personal happiness. They tend to be extremely boring studies, and not anywhere as near as much fun as the negative psychology experts studies, but those aren't as significant in what we're doing here at the moment. So what, then, is happiness? Well ... (see more)

Yesterday's Featured Article - Pierre Curie

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Pierre Curie (15 May 1859 – 19 April 1906) was a French physicalist whose passion for collecting crystals, magnets, small buzzers and elemental isotopes earned him a Nobel Prize in Physical Education. His wife, Maria Sklodowska-Curie and Henri Becquerel begrudgingly shared the prize with him.

Pierre was born in Paris, which is in some country somewhere, and educated by his father. He showed an incredible aptitude for Mathematism and Geomatics, both of which enabled him to perform several backflips following a cartwheel as well as many other physical feats of dazzling brilliance. By the age of 18, immersed in dreams of a glittering career as a circus acrobat, young Pierre was ready to begin training with the esteemed high-flying trapeze artist and paedophile, Jules Léotard. (more...)

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  • ...that Canada is ruled by a boy with supernatural powers (pause) of whom we are all very fond? (pictured)
  • ...that you are in the vicinity of an area adjacent to a Location?
  • ...that Sergei Rachmaninoff wants to destroy your fingers beyond repair with his music?
  • …that the record for most transferals of a single piece of chewing gum between two kissing mouths is 419 times?
  • ...that Adolf Hitler was most famous for his art and acting talents, as displayed throughout his life and during the European World Tour 1939-1945, when he liberated Poland from Jewish influence, liberated France from incompetent rulers, and liberated Austria from itself?
  • ...that the average person continues living for 30 minutes after death?

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