Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization

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Welcome to the revamped, renewed, refreshed, recycled, newly new and improved UN:IC!
    Now bought out by the GTC-ULLA

Please take a moment to read these rules and guidelines before starting.

Imperial Colonization is a usergroup that periodically chooses a new article to improve. It's a mass-cooperation similar in function to Wikipedia's "Collaborations" section. We focus on articles that require immediate attention, as judged by, well, us. See, our philosophy is that if we spent some time improving the articles that casual readers are most likely to come in contact with, or look up (such as Batman, Bruce Wayne, Creationism, Jew, God or Al Gore), more readers would stick around, make accounts, and become writers themselves. This is really about revitalizing the wiki, something we feel is a very noble cause.

In simple words: We steal, we kill, we destroy, we recreate!

Or something. Whatever.

Hey, apply here! (Membership requests)

Please do not add your name to the "Meet our staff" list, just add your name below. If you're approved, we'll add it to the big board for you. Also, please do not apply if you do not meet the new membership requirements.

If you want to apply using Her Majesty's Code, editor/user Buccaneer Batman would apply as:
*{{u|Buccaneer Batman}}
You, on the other hand, should apply as:·
*{{u|your username}}

Current conscripts


After you're approved and on the big board, add this template to your userpage. It's pretty, I know.

Once you're signed up, you have an indeterminate amount of time (probably about one to three weeks) to contribute to the current colonization; get a feel for how the process works. Then the real fun begins!

Note: Since Feb 01, 2010 all Monks who do not participate in the colonization that begins immediately after they apply will be removed from the list. (Don't worry, we'll let you know when it starts.)

Meet our staff

Colonizer Score Rank Last Colonization
Joe932012AHEADDinosaur
Why do I need to provide this?6H SAGDinosaur
Sockpuppet of an unregistered user15FCPTDinosaur
Fredd The Mahmauscher8GLIEUScience fiction
PuppyOnTheRadio7GLIEUDinosaur
Miley Spears6H SAGScience fiction
Happytimes6H SAGDinosaur
Aleister5H SAGDinosaur
Nameable4H SAGBruce Wayne
Matt lobster4H SAGDinosaur
Binky The WonderSkull3H SAGDiscordianism
Striker21173H SAGScience fiction
DougalthePanda3H SAGScience fiction
Grumblegrump2H SAGDiscordianism
Maniac10752H SAGScience fiction
HELPME2H SAGScience fiction
Lyrithya2H SAGDinosaur
Rifting1H SAGBruce Wayne
Magic man1H SAGDinosaur
Simsilikesims0IMON
Shabidoo0IMON
Leoispotter0IMON
Scofield0IMON
Electrified mocha chinchilla0IMON
Black flamingo110IMON
Xamralco0IMON
Roozie0IMON
NoNamesLeft0IMON
Qzekrom0BGEN
Fishalishalish0IMON


Retired members

Imperial Colonization would also like to recognize the following retired members,
Who may be welcomed back, should they get over their fear of the Nazis, residents of the city and politicians (this is based on the old ranking scheme):
x x
SysRq, MMIA, last seen during Great Britain Optimuschris , last seen during Transformers
Gerrycheevers, , last seen during God Thekillerfroggy, , last seen during God
Zheliel, FCPT, last seen during God Simsilikesims, FCPT, last seen during Transformers
Raliter, FCPT, last seen during You Colin "All your base" Heaney, FCPT, last seen during Transformers
An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays, FCPT, last seen during God Zana Dark, FCPT, last seen during Transformers
GlobalTourniquet, FCPT, last seen during Michael Jackson YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans, FCPT, last seen during Singapore
Tagstit, FCPT, last seen during Wikipedia TheLedBalloon, FCPT, last seen during Wikipedia
Sonje, FCPT, last seen during Great Britain Fluffbat, FCPT, last seen during Singapore
CrabPope, FCPT, last seen during Great Britain MrN9000, FCPT, last seen during Great Britain
Judgement, FCPT, last seen during You LongLiverh3, FCPT, last seen during You
Bad Shroom, FCPT, last seen during Transformers Aladdin Sane, FCPT, last seen during Transformers
glopso360, FCPT, last seen during Transformers Jlsmith, FCPT, last seen during Creationism
Iwillkillyou333, FCPT, last seen during Creationism Claudius Prime, FCPT, last seen during Creationism
Why do I need to provide this?, H SAG, last seen during Dinosaur
Note: Those who have not participated in the last three colonizations will be retired, with regret. Anyone who votes for an article that's chosen for colonization and does not edit it (or, possibly, participate in its discussion) will be retired. However, should any retirees want to become active members, they may certainly reapply.

Our current Colonization

Futurama

Now, start destroying and start rewriting (or rewrite from the destruction).

The current queue

Please see this before you nominate. Add as many nominations to the list as you like, within reason. Vote for any and all nominations you plan to participate in.

At the end of a colonization the top three to five nominations will be kept in the que and have their voting history reset. The other inactive/unpopular nominations will be removed, but may certainly be renominated. Past nominations/winners can be found in the archive.

Note from the Head Priest: I plan to help with whatever article is chosen.
Protocol for nominating an article for Colonization
  1. Add {{VoteCOTW}} to the top of the article
  2. Add the article to the bottom of The current queue using a level three header.
  3. Write Nom, or Nom and For, or something recognizably similar; give a short reason for your nomination; then sign.
Optional: Give an additional concept suggestion for how the article could be colonized.

Example: if your user name is "Buccaneer Batman" and you wanted to nominate the article Flying Bloodsucking Pirate for Imperial Colonization, you could write

=== [[Flying Bloodsucking Pirate]] ===
* '''Nom and For'''. Reading through the history of this article was like swimming through the Joker's toilet. More scary than funny and full of crap. I suggest we make this a spork by doing a takeoff of the Wikipedia article on '''Flying Bloodsucking Pirate'''. Buccaneer Batman 13:13, 01 February 2010

This month's Nominations for IC:

Are complete. Proceed to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project forthwith. No new nominations until our current project is completed or 1 August, whichever is longer. (Today's date is 20 August.)





Successful Conquests

Here are some cities that we had destroyed, only to be rebuilt in our vision. For each successful colonization in which you have participated from Al Gore through Dinosaur, Goa Tse grants you the right to add the appropriate template to your own user page. Huzzah!

Featured articles will be reviewed in regard to who earned half a Feature Article (FA) credit. (For historical discussions, see the talk page.)





We actually colonized Batman, but by suggestion and consensus made it Bruce Wayne











About two years later, this happened. Michael Jackson was featured on the 14th of June, 2012




Al Gore was voted one of the top 10 articles of all 2009
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