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edit Imperial Colonisation needs YOUpast, and the future. We have brought forward great leaders and artists with out efforts. We have enlightened and educated the masses. And of course, as part of changing the world, we have changed YOU!
But there are still parts of this great world that need te help of people like yourselves, so to the end, the lobsterbacks are being called on again. And we need you to help us with our latest project. So slap on your redcoats, shoulder your rifles, and head to the colonies!
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