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This is the archive for Colonization Nomination Winners. All old nominations of winners will be posted here.

January - February 2009

Al Gore

Score: +6
  • Symbol for vote For. I'm super-serial about this one. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 02:11, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Yikes. What a massive pile of shit. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:29, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
  • While I think it would be much easier to write an article about Jerry Seinfeld(What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?), I think that Mr. Gore's page is more high-traffic, and needs a rewrite more urgently. For. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:36, Feb 17
  • For. Some concepts: encyclopedic tone of an overweight crusader constantly fighting for lost causes, or a first-person perspective of a conservative trying to convince the reader that Al Gore does not exist (slideshow optional). --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:16, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
  • for. i like your second idea, froggy. kind of like a conservative's assurances that global warming is imagined...only with al gore as the imagined part. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:29, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
    • Yeah, some great ideas, TKF. I love the second one, with Al Gore not existing and all. Much funnier than...whatever the hell is going on over there right now. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:40, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote WTF??? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:40, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

March - April 2009


Score: +11
  • Symbol for vote For. Dear god, this is a clusterfuck of suck. I'm making all three of these the same nomination for now, because we may just need to consolidate all of these into one article. If we do this, we may also need to have a vote as to whether or not to extend Colonization of these articles to a fortnight (for just this one time) in order to get everything done. But as big of a project as this would be, I think this is urgent and in dire need of rescue. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:18, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
    • Symbol for vote For. I think we should do these to celebrate the recent 'cratting of Mordillo, and the expanding of the Yiddish cabal. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:56, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Michael Jackson

Score: +9
  • Symbol for vote N♥m && f♥r. Since VFD refuses to do anything about it, I guess it's up to us. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:37, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
  • for. a perfect candidate for colonization. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:06, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Good Lord! This survived VFD? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:04, 3 Mar
  • For Couldnt be much worse if we tried. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:29, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
  • For because I love the Jackster (he's a musical god god damnit!), and something good ought to be created out of him for this wiki. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:49, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
  • For--Sycamore (Talk) 07:49, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
  • For. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:54, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
  • For The guy was a musical genius who allowed his pedophilia hobby to destroy his career. We may not love Michael Jackson, but we could help the article at least be readable. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:31, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
  • For The current article is too long, incoherent, unfunny, random and boring. Plus, 'Michael Jackson' is propably among the most visited pages on uncyclopedia, hell, who wouldnt go for Michael Jacksons page on a parody website? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 22:48, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

Britain, Great Britain, The Former Great Britain, UK etc

Score: +5

I think it's a bit stupid that we have 4 articles on the same subject, and all of them are pretty medicore. There are many talented British uncyclopedians, as well as dirty Colonists who can contribute, and as such I propose we colonise the United Kingdom. Scotland and France got featured, and I think with a bit of work, so could Britain.--CrabPope 22:35, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

Not with that attitude, mahmoosha --CrabPope 22:56, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
aite, just kidding. But you really need to choose one article only. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:03, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
Well, we did do multiple articles with the Jew colonization. Or actually, we wrote one article and made the other titles redirect to "Jew". Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:05, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
thats still one article, socky.. Anyway, are you suggesting doing the same here, with Great Britain being the main one? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:12, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
Something like that, yes. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:17, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
me too SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:25, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --CrabPope 22:39, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Merge. We can do much better with those limey Brits. I like this much better than doing MySpace. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:14, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. It will be good to strike back at the Empire. The colonizers will be colonized! --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 23:32, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
ya, right -- Good Save The Queer :D SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:35, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. For two reasons: 1. This has to much potential for hilarity and 2.It's about time the Brits get a taste of their own medicine.Saberwolf116 03:21, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Barack Obama

Score: +9

April-May 2009


Score: 8
  • nom & for. according to Special:Mostpopulararticles, our 7th most popular article. and it's terrible. it's one of those old 2005 features that would never, ever be featured by today's standards. my computer crashed trying to wallow through the thousands of edits. this is a quintessential example of what colonization aims to do: make our prominent articles better. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:21, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Per the guy I stole my new signature from Mahm00shA 17:25, 15 April 2009 (UTC) dinosaur will be much easies, shorter and funnier. Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 06:40, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
you can thank Leatherboundbooks for the sig, i stole it from him back in '07. to be fair, he started it by stealing my freedom. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:55, 16 April 2009
That title right before your name is the best part of the whole sig. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:53, 19 April 2009 (UTC)


From what I remember, Leatherboundbooks actually stole his sig from insineratehymn, whose sig is a direct ripoff of Ghelae's, as per this handy guide. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:37, Apr 20
ya, we live in a civilized world, here in Uncyc :) Mahm00shA 05:19, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

June 2009


Score: +8
  1. Om nom nom|Phwhore I'm sick of reverting and still seeing it as shit. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:13, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 18:10 May 30 '09
  3. Symbol for vote Yep  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:02, 7 June 2009
  4. Symbol for vote For. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:03, 9 Jun
  5. Symbol for vote For..--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 16:31, 9 June 2009 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote For.. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 14:54, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
  7. for. this is a perfect candidate: a very prominent article that has potential but is rampant with IP nonsense. also, a golden opportunity for blatatn overuse of the USERNAME template! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:14, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
  8. Sure. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:30, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

July 2009


Score: +7
What's with the FA template on this page? Was this featured? I found this, but the dates are wrong, and the "featured version" looks unlikely that it was featured. Can we IC an FA??? If only there was an admin here... Oh, there is this thing also... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:02, Jul 9
Well since they already colonized Wikipedia.... Then again, you had gone and left us all in the dust at that point in time, so I guess maybe you shouldn't have known...grumble grumble.... Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:09, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
God does suck balls currently. Not literally you understand. We maybe... It's probably worth checking the history thoroughly if this one is used for IC. I'm sure there is some really good stuff mixed in there, especially if this was featured. /me looks the other way and wanders off ... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:13, Jul 9
nuts...you know, when i nominated this i didn't even realize it had been featured...kind of a big thing to miss, innit? anyway, we already colonized Wikipedia which was previously featured, so i don't think we'll be stepping on too many toes by overhauling this. but the history will be throroughly checked, particularly the featured version. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:16, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
Well the "featured version" code looks wrong to me, and I fancy that's not the "best" version. Looking at the talk page Modus appears to favour God/Funny version... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:21, Jul 9
This is a 2005 feature we're talking about, ya know. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:33, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
Here, I found the featured version for you. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:39, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Yo. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:37, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
  • For Blasphemy time. Did you know they're making blasphemy illegal in Ireland? [1] -- rapturous Ape (extrude) (Riot Porn) 17:31, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
  • For. It's time to revamp this article, and show some love to an article that probably hasn't had much since it was featured back in '05. Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 14:37, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

September - December 2009


Score: +5

February 2010


Score: +5


Score: +4
  • Nom and For. Another well-known topic, I looked through about a dozen edits of this from the beginning to the present. Didn't find much--we could do the Caped Crusader much better. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:55, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. I know stuff about Batman! (Did you know he once carried a gun?)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  01 Feb 2010 ~ 06:22 (UTC)
  • For. I'm all for helping out Batman and his life partner ward Dick Grayson.--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 23:34, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Four Seems jumbled and nonsensical to the point where the humour is lost, I think we can do Batty Boy up something better.--Striker2117 19:38, February 19, 2010 (UTC)

March 2010


Score: +4
Golden Apples
Sacred Chao
  • Nom and For. A lot of people know about Discordianism and this article could be a lot better if we work on it! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:22, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • For I think that the article tried to go too overboard with the Chaos thing and needs order to maintain the balance of the Sacred Chao. --Striker2117 19:32, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • For But it should mean the people participating should research and study the wiki pages, sacred books, and unholy chants in the night. ~ Aleister AIClogo 3:36 4.3.2.m.x
  • Four breaking a tie. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:41, March 21, 2010 (UTC)

March 2010 to September 2010




My User Page

Symbol comment vote Comment. Normally when I start to work on user page rewrites people start screaming vandal! and get upset. Doesn't everyone want a huge glowing green phallus on their page?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 02:49, Jun 18 2010 UTC
Symbol comment vote - Symbol comment vote Comment. How about if I promise to keep the finished project for at least a month? (And yes, everyone secretly DOES want huge glowing green phallus on their page.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  18 Jun 2010 ~ 03:44 (UTC)

December 2011

Baseball +1 for

  • Symbol for vote For. The best thing about the page is the opening pic, which should be kept (Touchdown), and most of the rest is huffable. Some pics and lines can be kept. Uncy should have a great article on this sport, which is America's national sport and Japan - before the reactor took out the country - used to play it. Many other countries play Baseball. So for. Aleister 1:46 1-4-'11

Hershey's +0 for

  • Legacy Nom

Horse-drawn submarine +2 for

  • Symbol for vote Nom + For This was on VFD, I voted keep on it so we could colonize it. It was kept, and here it is. Please vote for, or else it will have been kept for nothing. --Magic Snow man 22:50, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. + already working on it... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

BACON +2 for

  • Symbol for vote For. & nom. Bacon is too important to have such an imperfect article. Coronium 19:03, February 9, 2011 (UTC)
  • This guy --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:01, March 31, 2011 (UTC)


Score: 2


Score: +1
  • Right now it's just a bunch of lists. A lot of bunch of lists. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:30, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

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