Uncyclopedia:Ideas
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| Article | Summary | Last Edit |
|---|---|---|
| Oprah's Livejournal Club | To be considered for Oprah's Livejournal Club selection, blogs must feature pathetic, poorly written prose, and garishly unreadable layouts. | 19:31, August 24, 2008 |
| The Socratic Four | Socrates and Plato had a band you know... | 21:28, August 24, 2008 |
| Gal | If you lived in the starched pinafore and perfect updos 1950s, a "Gal" is a woman. | 23:51, August 24, 2008 |
| Lists on a Page | Uncyc Meta humour about lists | 01:52, August 25, 2008 |
| Armin Meiwes | He was the guy who found and ate a voluntary victim he found via the internet. "Born in Germany, Armin Meiwes is one of the greatest chefs of the XXI century" | 02:37, August 25, 2008 |
| John Ratzenberger | Cliff from Cheers is the Pope? | 02:41, August 25, 2008 |
| Pointe Shoe Porn | Started by speakers of Esperanto, who wanted to create porn that would appeal equally to any gender or sexual orientation. | 02:43, August 25, 2008 |
| Grey Cup | The Grey Cup was once the legendary chalice of Jesus Christ. | 02:54, August 25, 2008 |
| Centerfold | A centerfold is a topological transform of glossy paper that increases the available surface area for the depicting of naughty pictures. | 03:39, August 25, 2008 |
| Bell Biv DeVoe | Bell Biv DeVoe (or BBD) is a local telephone provider for parts of the United Spades of Amerika that are stuck in the year 1990 | 04:30, August 25, 2008 |
| Smart Bedsheets | Smart Bedsheets are the Precursors to the Famous author Towlie who went on to write his epic Biographical Stub A Million Little Fibres | 12:39, August 25, 2008 |
| Maitreya | Maitreya, referred to by his supporters as "Lord of the Rings" and by his detractors as "Lord of the Sweatsocks", describes himself as the Great Teacher | 12:53, August 25, 2008 |
| Article history | Uncyc meta humour... | 13:04, August 25, 2008 |
| BCU | The BCU or Bladder Control Union is a very wide known association for bladder control. | 13:24, August 25, 2008 |
| Rainbow Six | A Mix of the novel written by Tom Clancy, and the British kids show | 14:32, August 25, 2008 |
| Reliant Astrodome | The Reliant Astrodome (which is a lie, as it's very un-reliable) is a stadium/mothership in Houston, Arkansas | 15:26, August 25, 2008 |
| UnBooks:If We All Vote For Each Other, Then Everybody Wins: A Communist's Guide to Democracy | Taking the piss out of communism and its views | 17:55, August 25, 2008 |
| Tsar Wars | "Tsar Wars is a series of educational movies detailing the history of the Russian Revolution directed by George Hamilton". Star Wars meets Russian rulers! | 21:29, August 25, 2008 |
| Nerv | "Nerv: v. as in to nerv. Marking an Uncyclopedia Article as having poor writing quality" Meta humour about article quality | 01:18, August 26, 2008 |
| Antipsychotic | Antipsychotic, pronounced anti-psi-co-tick, was a specially trained insect which appeared in a number of Alfred Hitchcock horror movies. | 01:20, August 26, 2008 |
| Earth Ball | Assuming that the world is not round... "The Earth Ball is an anachronistic theorem that the world is shaped like a ball. Fans of the flat earth society will like this one. | 20:11, September 10, 2008 |
| Microsoft Political Assistant | A program created by that strange company, Microsoft that is only released to members of the government. | 07:49, September 20, 2008 |
| Mirtha Legrand | If you know Mirtha well, this one is for you | 17:51, October 13, 2008 |
| Wood badger | The wood badger is the most dangerous animal known to mankind, or any -kind for that matter. They live deep within the tundras of Antarctica, where they are led by their king, Snuffles IV | 10:10, October 24, 2008 |
| That 1870's Show | Parody of That 70's Show | 15:50, October 30, 2008 |
| UnBooks: My Life as a String Bassist | The tragic story of a string bassist, revealed at last! | 15:55, October 30, 2008 |
| Hope | "Hope is the name of a flower common to the Isle of Man". The normal idea written about a flower. | 02:44, November 6, 2008 |
| Euclid | Euclid is widely considered to be the Dutch uncle of geometry | 15:22, November 7, 2008 |
| Revised Romanization of Korean | The main purpose of Revised Romanization is to make Korean even more incomprehensible and unpronounceable to those who are not native Korean speakers. | 23:41, November 9, 2008 |
| Enzyte | You'd sooner get a bigger penis if you put your thumb up your ass and tried to fart. | 22:11, November 10, 2008 |
| New England Journal of Temporal Research | A quarterly journal based in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania that publishes a selection of academic and research papers concerning time travel. | 21:54, November 24, 2008 |
| Orange Jews | a drink created by Hitler during the roaring 30's. It's Orange juice silly! | 20:59, December 8, 2008 |
| Ninjewtsu | 'Ninjewtsu is the techniques used by the ninjew. | 19:46, January 7, 2009 |
| Kyoto | is hidden deep under the Earth's crust, where it is still warm | 22:18, January 27, 2009 |
| War on War | Political piece mocking the war on terror, and general policies of war. | 11:44, February 4, 2009 |
| Bicameral | A bicameral government is one which relies on two, rather than one, camels to make legislative decisions. | 01:53, February 8, 2009 |
| Dog Goo | Dog Goo is the residue left behind after applying a massive centrifugal force on a dog. | 11:14, February 10, 2009 |
| Radio control | If you are a fan of RC, you will understand | 12:03, February 11, 2009 |
| Plushophilia | Plushophilia is the sexual and/or romantic attraction to stuffed animals. | 09:33, February 15, 2009 |
| The grand unified theory of everything | One for the philosophers... | 19:25, February 15, 2009 |
| Poopsmiths | UN:Poop? Or something else... | 12:10, February 22, 2009 |
| Steak & Blow Job Day | Finally, a holiday Santa would be proud of. | 01:00, February 27, 2009 |
| System administrator | Innocent geeks are attached to machines with chains. Their task is to verify that no bit in computer memories suddenly flips by effect of Quantum cheddardynamics. | 10:15, March 5, 2009 |
| Britney Spears To Write Children's Book | Britney Spears is writing a children's book. (OH GOD!!) | 18:33, March 5, 2009 |
| Lazy Object Oriented Programming | OOP for the truly lazy | 13:43, March 12, 2009 |
| Wal'NTlet | The Wal'NTlet is a wallet in the form of an animal and will protect your money, credit cards and all your other stuff. | 15:18, March 15, 2009 |
| Union Jack | The flag of Great Britain and is often used in racist slogans, as fuel for fires and as quilts for the homeless. | 16:23, March 15, 2009 |
| Gail Porter | Uses puns on Gail's name being like the type of strong wind. | 15:49, March 25, 2009 |
| Pants theorem | Also popularly known as "the source of evil theorem", is widely used to explain disturbances in the cosmos and in textile manufacturing | 22:22, April 6, 2009 |
| Winn Dixie | Winn Dixie is a second rate Operating System software written by the Microsoft Corporation for prospective customers in southern United States. | 22:43, April 6, 2009 |
| Inkjet printer | If you have ever had trouble with your printer, this one is for you. | 02:57, April 7, 2009 |
| Red China | Parody of Chinese politics | 12:49, April 7, 2009 |
| HowTo:Make Up European Countries | Making up European countries is a much loved pastime all over the globe, especially in Kakoslovakia and Fookanslavia, where it's the national sport. | 07:21, April 12, 2009 |
| The Empire | Somewhere between Star Wars and Politics | 15:26, April 15, 2009 |
| Missing Lynx | The Missing Lynx is a fugitive perused by such people as Charles Darwin. | 18:21, April 20, 2009 |
| Confederacy of Independent People | America's inspiration to become an actual government. | 21:53, April 25, 2009 |
| Creation Museum | an ACTUAL museum about creationism that exists in Kentucky | 15:53, April 26, 2009 |
| Cgi-bin | where Pixar and other animation studios put their failed concept ideas and other assorted 3D things. | 12:52, April 29, 2009 |
| Lushotology | The only religion, other than Mormonism, that believes in total intoxication. | 23:30, April 29, 2009 |
| My cat has gas | Does your cat stink? | 04:53, May 3, 2009 |
| Solidarity | Solidarity was a Scottish political party that is | 05:06, May 5, 2009 |
| UnScripts:60 Minutes Special: Romeo and Juliet | Do you know your Shakespeare? This one needs some work... | 07:07, May 9, 2009 |
| Fucked Up Wrasslin' Vol 1 | WWF gone completely... Well, fucked up. | 04:08, May 17, 2009 |
| Rambling | Rambling is basically like this one time from ages ago where this guy I went to school with, called, erm, oh god what was his name? You know, he was that blond guy... | 15:54, May 17, 2009 |
| The Five Pillars of Islam | The Five Pillars of Islam are a popular Muslim boy band and dance group | 05:04, May 20, 2009 |
| Non-Smoking | Non-smoking is the new way of being a nonconformist. | 21:18, May 21, 2009 |
| Sausage roll | Sexual innuendo but with... sausages? That can't be right, lemme check that again... yeah, sausages. | 14:22, May 23, 2009 |
| Lazy Programming | Lazy Programming is a real coding style, this takes it all the way! | 03:37, May 25, 2009 |
| Operation Tardharvest | A parody of Organ transplantation | 15:20, May 26, 2009 |
| Manifold | A Manifold is a creature that hides in a dimensional space that preys on math majors. | 11:07, May 27, 2009 |
| Holodeck | Created in 2866, The Holodeck is a device initially invented for the purpose of enacting 3-dimensional porn | 16:55, May 27, 2009 |
| So, you woke up next to a hooker: a guide to general etiquette | You never know when you might need this. Written in a serious style. | 13:02, May 29, 2009 |
| Thai | Commonly misspelt as tie, is a rope that is around the necks of people who like to wear casual clothes. | 09:47, May 31, 2009 |
| Peter Chin | The Asian Fonzie? | 06:22, June 2, 2009 |
| The Stork | Frequently in Western culture The Stork is used to divert talk about child birth, The Stork is actually the American Demi-god of child birth and as such delivers those in need of children upon lavish payment. | 19:54, June 5, 2009 |
| Telegram | Written in the form of a Telegram. | 17:31, June 12, 2009 |
| Dry | a term referring to specific areas or jurisdictions has several meaning - all which have to do with the prohibition of certain beverages. | 13:16, June 18, 2009 |
| Blankety Blanks | The show was centred around filling in the ____. The ____ Graham Kennedy would ____ a ____ to the panel who would _____ him. | 10:30, June 22, 2009 |
| Viewers Like You | Viewers like you are probably people you don't ever see. No one ever sees viewers like themselves for two reasons... | 16:53, June 22, 2009 |
| UnScripts:Minutes to the First Annual Dead Babies Convention | See title, really. | 21:44, June 22, 2009 |
| Brest, France | Another pun article. Have these gone out of style yet? | 22:18, June 22, 2009 |
| Women spies | Women spies have always had a big advantage over male ones, due to the handy gap between the breasts which secret notes can hide in. | 15:07, June 23, 2009 |
| Strait of Gibraltar | Pun mixing the place with the sexual preference. "The Straight of Gibraltar is the only heterosexual individual in the UK territory of of Gibraltar." | 06:47, June 24, 2009 |
| Bumper sticker | Bumper Stickers were first invented in 1967, predating phones, as a cheap and environmentally friendly alternative to the postal service. | 22:37, June 26, 2009 |
| International Society of Procrastinators | Don't procrastinate! Edit this! | 07:22, June 27, 2009 |
| Salmon Ella | a Salmon dish eaten by native americans, canucks and occasionally, Edwina Curry | 15:07, June 28, 2009 |
| Occam's Razor (blade) | Occam's Razor - the amazing razor designed for philosophers everywhere! | 04:40, June 29, 2009 |
| Pilgrim | Really, they were so anal that the British didn't want them. Admit it, that's pretty bad... | 20:49, July 1, 2009 |
| Belly dancing | Belly dancing (belyora insocumdancia) is a horrifically entertaining act on which people or animals dance upon the stomach of another person. | 22:12, July 1, 2009 |
| Nigerian Money Scam | Deadpan, serious style article about African politics | 20:06, July 4, 2009 |
| Hemp | Written by a Hippie! "Yo, dude, do you want to sign this petition? Proposition 505, legalizing hemp production in Oregon?" | 00:47, July 6, 2009 |
| Snooping | Snooping is what you do when your neighbour has an interesting life and you don’t. | 12:16, July 6, 2009 |
| Original sin | Original sin is a concept in Christianity based on the idea that if you are going to do something wrong, at least you should do something nobody has done before. | 23:09, July 10, 2009 |
| Baba | Baba is a colloquial term used to represent certain classes of Indian Saints. Babas transcend the boundaries of religion and root-canal their ideas in mathematically normalized Vedic philosophy | 08:24, July 12, 2009 |
| Asthma | Asthma is ... (wheez) (cough) a ... (wheez) (cough) resp ... (wheez) (cough) I ... (wheez) (cough) need ... o_o' | 08:25, July 14, 2009 |
| Highwayman | about highways, and the men who rob/patrol them | 14:23, July 21, 2009 |
| Front bum | an Elizabethan military rank that featured prominently in both the Napoleonic Wars and I Love Lucy. Traditionally a forward leading infantry position... | 23:17, July 26, 2009 |
| Boner | "Boner is a reference to the failed coup of The Joker to harass Gotham City" ... No need to be a dick about it, this is a good idea. A few different concepts going on, just needs a bit more of an erection) | 19:22, July 27, 2009 |
| Pay-per-view | Is one of the worst ways to obtain pornography; the charges cannot be disputed with your credit card company and the logs may be saved in a publicly accessed queue | 23:22, July 27, 2009 |
| Diogenes | Do you know your Greek history? | 06:03, July 30, 2009 |
| Wartime Profanities Act | Don't be a sweary Mary! Leave Shit and Cunt for the men on the front. | 06:17, July 30, 2009 |
| HowTo:Write a Typical American Article | See HowTo:Be American | 16:37, August 2, 2009 |
| Marbury v. Madison | Marbury V. Madison is the name of America's first Supreme Court Chief Justice, a renowned Judge famous for outlining almost all of America's court rules and laws | 06:22, August 3, 2009 |
| Let me just say one thing... | A first-person narrative of an angry husband contronting his wife's lover. | 21:10, August 6, 2009 |
| Reverb factory | One for music fans. "The Reverb Factory is most well known for producing large amounts of Reverb, and for being the last industrial site in Britain to adhere to the codes of management... | 17:35, August 11, 2009 |
| Tae-Kwon-Do | Tae-Kwon-Do or as the French would like us to refer to it as "le poulet frite" was a form of the martial arts which started the 100 year war between Britain and France. | 04:05, August 17, 2009 |
| Ex-boyfriend | the ex-boyfriend is a subspecies of the human male ( Imbiliciis Moronii a. Prickus ), known for once having been your boyfriend before he left you for another girl | 10:32, August 18, 2009 |
| Retrophrenology | Retrophrenology is the practical application of Phrenology. Instead of merely observing the bumps on the head of the subject, retrophrenologists attempt to find the bumps that cause problems, and remove them or to add bumps in a scientific way to achieve the desired personality traits. | 03:46, August 19, 2009 |
| The Aristocats | The Aristocats is a horror movie about the killing of James Bond from the frozen mind of Walt Disney. Everybody thinks it's about cats. Sometimes I sleep. But not always. But back to The Aristocats, it's a pun on a word, AristoCRAT. So if you think that's clever, bite me.
This movie is the vehicle by which the most famous inside joke in the history feline animation is told. The Aristocats was remade by Columbia Pictures and Walt Disney Pictures into a live action movie distributed by Gaumont and starring Rita Hayworth and Carry Grant. | 09:27, August 19, 2009 |
| Computer Religion | One for those religious about their computing | 10:46, August 20, 2009 |
| Johnny Cash | A smartcard, used pay for entry to any restroom in the North American Union that charges an entry fee. | 03:07, August 21, 2009 |
| Starlight Express | Starlight Express is a musical written by Andrew Lloyd Webber. The twist towards this musical is that the whole cast are trains and that they are on skates. Err...I think that maybe Andrew was on LSD when he did this one folks. | 04:54, August 26, 2009 |
| Kronos | If you know God of War (the video game) you will know this guy | 20:19, August 28, 2009 |
| Rehab | Rehab is a place where you go approxomately 2 years after becoming famous. | 05:43, August 31, 2009 |
| Killer Africanized Giant Fighting Desert Lobster | Zaney work about the loathsome creature that tastes great with beer and melted butter. | 07:33, September 1, 2009 |
| Macbook Air | Macbook Air is a cocktail of synthetic pheromones MacBooks emit into the air which render people in the vicinity of a Mac to be docile and yet insufferable towards Windows users. | 05:36, September 3, 2009 |
| Prime Directive | If you are a Star Trek fan, this one is for you | 22:36, September 4, 2009 |
| Pocari | The Pocari (Smurfis pocaria) is a small mammal found primarily in urban Japan. | 10:32, September 8, 2009 |
| Golden ratio | The golden ratio, and many other things we thought were flawed, is/are perfect! | 11:17, September 8, 2009 |
| Misconception | The term misconception refers to any act of sexual intercourse in which conception does not occur | 02:05, September 9, 2009 |
| Negroxide | Negroxide (IPA: /ætˈlæntə/ or /ətˈlæntə/) is a chemical element that has the symbol Neg and atomic number 69. | 02:32, September 10, 2009 |
| HowTo:Write a typical British article | See HowTo:Be British | 11:19, September 15, 2009 |
| Exploding Peasants | The Exploding Peasant is a long-standing, inexpensive form of warfare. | 03:20, September 17, 2009 |
| Scooby Gang | The Scooby Gang was a group of Communist Party of China leaders in the People's Republic of China who were arrested and removed from their positions in 1976 | 04:53, September 17, 2009 |
| Vera Lynn | 19:40, September 17, 2009 | |
| Polar Islamiah | Polar Islamiah is an arctic extremist militant group dedicated to establishing a united, snowy, Islamic world for all... except the Infidels, they get blown up. | 03:17, September 18, 2009 |
| Volen Siderov | It is hard to describe how peaceful and intelligent this man is, and in fact he is one of the most popular politicians in the European Union nowadays. | 18:19, September 18, 2009 |
| Rasputin's Penis | Do you know the whereabouts of his penis? | 23:38, September 18, 2009 |
| HowTo:Write an article for Encyclopedia Dramatica | "Formed when a rogue band of wikipedians that left site to stop being put down by the "man", who was violating their freedom of speech" | 23:38, September 20, 2009 |
| Science Fiction | Science Fiction is a way for geeks, dorks, nerds, etc. to make themselves look good. | 12:59, September 21, 2009 |
| P Platers | Recently passed your test or hate new drivers? | 11:44, September 22, 2009 |
| Deathslot™ | a patented technology that TV Companies use to cancel shows. | 19:22, September 22, 2009 |
| Scams | The scam was invented by Nigerians at roughly the same time as the internet was introduced to Africa | 23:39, September 22, 2009 |
| Prawnography | Little is known about this fishy taboo above the sea level. Prawnography however, is a multi-billion oyster a year business | 04:03, September 24, 2009 |
| Paedophobia | defined as the rational fear of children. It is often characterized by an avoidance of all things related to children. | 16:34, September 24, 2009 |
| Cremationism | Parody of creationism | 17:20, September 24, 2009 |
| Porn star | A page about a just-discovered star with a name that is almost dear to many hearts. | 17:36, September 24, 2009 |
| The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones | An over-hyped film which promises everything but delivers nothing. | 17:58, September 24, 2009 |
| Goat lactation | The basis for the international drink known as beer and also some specialty toast spreads such as marmite and vegemite. | 18:43, September 24, 2009 |
| The worst idea ever | would be to not edit this article! There is a good concept behind this one, it just needs a little more work | 02:40, September 25, 2009 |
| Incredibly Obscure Japanese Video Game | A parody of Japanese video games, and the fact that Wikipedia has to have an article on bloody everything. | 06:32, September 25, 2009 |
| It doesn't matter what your answer is as long as you feel good about it | Parody of disagreements on world philosophy | 05:23, September 26, 2009 |
| Chris Chocola | "He believes that the role of a Congressman is a full-time position playing the 18-hole "Blue" course at the Congressional Country Club" | 19:42, September 27, 2009 |
| Spermicide | Spermicide is the mass killing of defenseless sperm. | 17:32, September 28, 2009 |
| Raptose Intolerant | If you hate RAP, this is for you. | 21:02, October 1, 2009 |
| Francis Drake | Written in the style of the author claiming all of Mr Drakes accomplishments for himself | 11:55, October 4, 2009 |
| Corruption | Corruption being the reason many words change (being corrupted) over time | 00:01, October 5, 2009 |
| FUBAR | This is Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition and needs your help. | 14:39, October 7, 2009 |
| Butter v. toast | A court case between toast and butter. | 17:14, October 8, 2009 |
| Whatchamacallit | It's a thinngymegig kinda type thing/stuffs. You know, one of those. | 17:36, October 8, 2009 |
| Contradiction | How contradicting can it be? | 22:14, October 8, 2009 |
| Space is minty fresh | The Hubba Bubba Space Telescope has confirmed one fact not anticipated by either classical or relativistic physics | 18:58, October 9, 2009 |
| List of lists which do not contain themselves | clever logical fallacy... it's way more funny than I made it sound | 20:23, October 9, 2009 |
| AAS | The A.A.S. (Anti-Acronym Society), believe the T.L.A. (Three Letter Acronym) is a V.S.T. (Very Silly Thing) | 13:46, October 10, 2009 |
| Money tree | The money tree is a tree species that, in place of the usual leaves as found on other trees, is foliated with paper money | 12:56, October 11, 2009 |
| Kyrgyzstan | The Happiest Place on Earth, Kyrgyzstan is a long forgotten member of the USSR, now a member of the foresaken CIS. | 23:49, October 11, 2009 |
| Tsunami | Derived from the Japanese words "nami" for wave and "tsu" for Run like hell | 11:36, October 12, 2009 |
| Sci-Fi | Sci-fi, or Saince ficshun, is a series of books and movies written by the oompa loompa George Lucas. | 01:28, October 14, 2009 |
| Tallinn 2020 Summer Olympics Bid | According to Pee Review, "A region totally unprepared to host the Olympics putting in an Olympic bid... and communicating their unpreparedness through their assertions that they actually are prepared". | 21:21, October 14, 2009 |
| New Wave | When was it okay to make fun of 80's music??? | 18:01, October 15, 2009 |
| The Cheese String Theory Incident | String Theory meets cheese | 12:29, October 16, 2009 |
| Popov index | Named after the famous German professor of inebriation the Popov Index of an intoxicating substance may be calculated thusly: Where  is present drunkenness,  is intoxicability,  is quantity consumed, and  the time elapsed before first piss.
| 16:13, October 16, 2009 |
| Cocking | Several things claim to hold the title of "cocking"; whether the act of shamelessly readying a crossbow or gun or operating a rooster farm as opposed to a chicken farm due to discrepencies caused by idiocy (see Netherlands) however cocking is quite simply the act of forcing cock into something with two or more close walls | 16:22, October 16, 2009 |
| Nobel Peas Prize | The Nobel Peas Prize was created by hardcore gangsta rappers The Black Eyed Peas to honour individuals who have farted during times of international crisis to reduce global tension. | 21:37, October 16, 2009 |
| GenCon | GenCon is a semi-biannual (during alternate Augusts only) gathering of leaders of the various tribes of geeks, nerds, gamers, dweebs, booth babes, and violent merchandisers. During the four-day event, attendants play non-stop, Red Bull-enhanced marathon games... | 22:01, October 16, 2009 |
| White Power | A Parody mixing Bread and racial politics. "the idea that all those who eat only white bread will some day take over the world" | 22:04, October 16, 2009 |
| Backward Words | Drawkcab sdrow era etiuq gnitseretni ni eht yaw taht yeht kool ekil yeht era esnesnon, tub ouy nac krow tuo tahw yeht naem fi uoy sucof no meht yllaer yllaer drah. | 21:00, October 19, 2009 |
| Nunja | Nun plus ninja. Yeah, that'll work. | 21:02, October 22, 2009 |
| Blow job | Glass blowing meets fellatio in a burst of horrible puns. | 00:49, October 23, 2009 |
| Nigger Dogshit Sandwiches | A nigger dogshit sandwich is a sandwich consisting of the final part of a dog's large intestine placed in a sliced bun or between pieces of bread. This part of the intestine typically contains the canine's darkly coloured feces, hence the name. | 22:32, October 23, 2009 |
| Wooden branch with slight bend | How much fun can you have with such an important subject? | 19:47, October 25, 2009 |
| Windows Live Uncyclopedia Portal | Only run a Windows Live Uncyclopedia Portal on Windows Vsita Ultimate | 23:02, October 26, 2009 |
| My God is Better Than Your God, and I Can Prove It | Amusing reasons the Judeochristian God is the superior deity, I guess | 16:07, October 28, 2009 |
| Guitar tablature | Guitar tablature is a method of sending secret messages in code. | 10:42, October 29, 2009 |
| Curacao | A pretty big "rock" right next to the smaller "rock" called Aruba. | 18:24, October 29, 2009 |
| Prime minister | In Mathematics, a prime minister is a minister which is the product of only two other ministers: itself and one. | 08:37, October 31, 2009 |
| The Hunchback of Notre Dame | "Aliens"-themed Disney horror film | 00:28, November 1, 2009 |
| Mach 3 Triple Bladed Katana | The Mach 3 Triple Bladed Katana, sold at quality samurai supply stores everywhere under the slogan "The best a samurai can get" | 20:05, November 1, 2009 |
| Scotch egg | The Scotch egg is a weapon first used during the crusades. It consisted of an egg, soaked in scotch and then ignited. | 13:15, November 2, 2009 |
| Worst 100 Reasons to Become a Christian of All Time | need about 30 or 40 more... | 23:59, November 2, 2009 |
| The Theory of Evolution | Some people believe in Darwin's theory of evolution, others have their own beliefs, but the most interesting "Theory" that I have heard of involves lots and lots of beer. | 13:39, November 3, 2009 |
| G-spot | After being lost for eons and eons The G-spot has been found.... the G-spot geographically south of the equator hidden inside a cave-like structure surrounded by dense bushland. | 01:43, November 4, 2009 |
| Bitzy | A specific type, or in the figurative sense, genre, of humanoid horse | 09:09, November 4, 2009 |
| Really, really, really gay | Are you Gay enough to finish this? | 20:53, November 4, 2009 |
| Determinism | 16:07, November 5, 2009 | |
| English with a Swedish accent | Written in the style of The Swedish Chef from the Muppets | 16:21, November 5, 2009 |
| Quentin Tarantino's Kill Pooh: Volumes 1 and 2 | 04:37, November 6, 2009 | |
| Fucking everything | Fucking everything is an idealistic goal held both by hard-core nihilists and various horniness advocacy movements. Like world peace, it is complex in its interpretations and fascinating in its inspiration of free love. Generally, it is agreed to refer to a theoretical future condition whereby all persons and things have been fucked. | 08:07, November 6, 2009 |
| The Black Cauldron | The Sex Cauldron (known in Nazi Germany as Taran and the Cauldron of the Jews), is arguably Disney's strangest and most disturbing movie ever made. That is, after The Little Mermaid. I can still remember those tentacles... The film is directed by the ever famous Don Bluth, and very loosely based on Chronicles of Prydain by LOLoyd Alexander. Also, note the British accents. Really creepy. The story entitles the unlikely heros Taran and Eilonwy, who must stop the evil Horny King from conquerimg Boreao and Java. Joing them are Fflewdur Fflam, Dallben, Gurgi, and Dolly. | 00:05, November 7, 2009 |
| Die Hard II | Die Hard is an expression uttered by beings who find it hard to die | 01:25, November 7, 2009 |
| Die Hard | Die Hard is the medical term for death of a male while erect. | 01:28, November 7, 2009 |
| Unspoiled Virgin | An Unspoiled Virgin is an extraordinarily uncommon breed of female humans, almost never occurring in nature for more than thirteen years (five in Japan if there lucky | 23:36, November 7, 2009 |
| Survival of the Sickest | Survival of the Sickest is a new theory proposed by the President of Intellectual Development Foundation. The theory of natural selction and its cohearted theory of the survial of the fittest could not explain the anamolies of the day. | 00:22, November 8, 2009 |
| The Rescuers | A spoof of a Disney classic, based on the Holocaust, and with Mr. Stalin as Mr. Snoops. | 21:36, November 8, 2009 |
