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edit あんさーくろぺぢあ へ ようこそぉ!(岐阜県語版)

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Starting an Uncyclopedia would seem easy enough; just grab a pencil and set to work...

When starting a new Unicyclopedia, make sure you keep in the following:

  • YOU actually know what it says
  • others might have the slightest chance at trying

You can make it easy or complicated: Easy: I lyek cheze pitza Hard: Y Monavia Ela Travor They both mean I like cheese pizza, but some might not know that Yo le seducirá y lamer su pezón hasta que a su vez el vodka However, there are some tips to keep in mind for starting a Uncyclopedia in another language:

  • ¡Para el español, usted necesitará un lápiz y una cerveza!
  • Em português, precisará de um lápis! Não precisa apontá-lo, se não quiser...
  • Achtung! Für Deutsch benötigen Sie einen Bleistift. Gesundheit!
  • Per italiano, avrete bisogno di una matita! e una pizza!
  • Mmmm... pizza! Grazie!
  • Husk å spise litt vossafår før du starter
  • En français, vous aurez besoin d'un crayon!
  • A crayon??? Oh la la... when will they ever grow up???
  • Si vous parlez canadien, vous avez besoin de deux stylos, l'un anglais et l'autre français, hein?
  • You need two pens, one in each language? What is this, hoseheads, the Canadian swivel service???
  • Você precisa de dois làpis, um em cada idioma? O que é isto, o serviço civil canadense??
  • Like, beauty eh?
  • Tipo, bonito, né?
  • ....................................................
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  • Hoy, mga ulol! Kung gusto mo ng Tagalog o Filipino dito, isuksuk mo ang lapis sa puwet mo.
  • 你是白痴。我希望你慢慢死,但快点下地狱。你觉得我很笨吗?
  • 君痴者也。期緩死矣,故速亡之下。君何思吾之愚笨也?
  • 你是腦部受傷導致智商不足的四肢動物。我迫切的期許你將生物離去的速度減緩,但將速度調快下至犯過多錯誤的處裡地方。你感受到我極度智商過低嗎?
  • და ქართული და ჯანდაბაშია?
  • Sā, thawā Sundipedia chi On Fān ni do se-nokke pha? Jue fata chi ruthusi fān.
  • nsbc,usunmms,dqdsdu,ngduhfm?
  • AAA!AAAAAAAAAAA,AAAAAAAAA?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • De gustibus non est disputandum.
  • A może by tak polskojęzyczną kto zrobił? A nie, już jest :D
  • Pentru unciclopedia moldovenească aveţi nevoie de trei creioane: unul care scrie în română, unul în moldovenească, şi altul în moldovenească chirilică.
  • Einen Bleistift! Haben Sie nicht zugehört?
  • Guasketa lenguatajikara goketo penxilonara dioi.
  • In het Nederlands heb je een potlood nodig en klompen. En molens. En dan de hele dag wiet roken.
  • Lietuviškai, reikia pieštuko.
  • Neva gerai, ar ne?
  • Paristot eivät sisälly hintaan. Ei saa jäädyttää uudelleen.
  • I Sverige är det bäst att du hittar en blyertspenna. I Sovjetsverige hittar pennan DIG!!
  • Alo šabani, a šta je sa srpskim? Jel treba neka olovka ili šta?
  • ГЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫ? ГЫ!!!!!!! А где русский?
  • хочу створити інциклопедію на українській мові. Як цю біду зареєструвати?
  • А пачему нет Олбанского, олбанского паему нет. Народ скандирует о-о-о-лбанский, о-о-о-лбансгий !!!
  • Татарча Юкциплопедияне ничек ясарга?
  • Беларускі езык тожа должан быць!!!
  • Bəlkə Azərbaycanca Yoxsiklopediyanı yaratmağa bağırsaq nazikdir?
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