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The HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION (usually announced in caps lock) is a 24 or 36 hour rush to create a mind blowing article that shows everyone how super amazing you are at being better than everyone else. Winning by even .5 points makes you better than everyone else put together, makes you so cool that you will regret having won; not only will you never feel that good again but everyone will hate you and sabotage your work thereafter. The scoring system is complicated, the topic distribution is random and unfair and the judging is rigged. Naturally, the kids love it. Shabidoo, who organised the last effort, has no clue what he is doing. It is confusing but mandatory tournament where people who don't participate are seen as subhuman pariahs.

Format

Entrants have 24 or 36 hours to write any kind of article based on a topic assigned moments before it starts.

Judging

The organizer writes an indept pee review for each submitted article, scored out of 50. Then, upto five other judges will give a mark out of 10 for whatever reason they choose, with or wihtout an explanation. In the case of a tie, the Prime Minister of Pakistan will be invited to make the final decision.

How did Happymonkey come up with the idea?

I was sitting around one day and said "I should make a competition". So I made the competition. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master

Current/Upcoming Competitions

HMWC4

Right over here. Sometime in May.

Previous Competitions

2012

Happymonkey2012

More details on the forum and the scoring.

2012HappyMonkey1st Aleister in Chains writing Homophones (grammar)

2012HappyMonkey2nd I came here in a Cloche writing High school football players of Indian descent

2012HappyMonkey3rd Xamralco writing The journey of the ugly kitten

Honourable mention: EpicAwesomeness with Function (mathematics), Zombiebaron with Pigeon Rats and Magic man with Mariachi Band.

Judges: Wilytank * Joe9320 * Mattsnow * ChiefjusticeDS * PopGoesTheWeasel *Shabidoo

Winter 2011

Happymonkeywinter2011

1sthmw2010 Thekillerfroggy writing Rapto-velocity

2ndhmw2010 Mrthejazz writing GIANT NOVELTY FOAM HANDS!!!

3rdhmw2010 Aleister in Chains writing Viking Metal

Honourable mention: Fishalishalish with Great Barrier Reef

Full Results

Judgehmw2010 Wilytank * Fudgemobile * Meganew * Magic man * Shabidoo

Summer 2010

HappyMonkeyWritingConstest2010

(3 WAY TIE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER OF PARTICIPANT)

HappyMonkeyWinnerHappyMonkeyRunnerUp HappyMonkeyThird

Aleister in Chains writing Tombstone

Lyrithya writing Pursuit of Happiness

MsuCarencro writing Pointy Sticks

Honourable Mentions: User:Lordarcadian writing UnBooks:My Day at the Zoo and Shabidoo writing HowTo:Cast a voodoo death curse using bones from someone you killed (deleted for having {{Little Article}} on it while not being a little article at all, after which Wikia forgot it ever existed in the first place)

Full Results

HappyMonkeyJudge Happy Monkey ' Happytimes

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