The HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION (usually announced in caps lock) is a 24 or 36 hour rush to create a mind blowing article that shows everyone how super amazing you are at being better than everyone else. Winning by even .5 points makes you better than everyone else put together, makes you so cool that you will regret having won; not only will you never feel that good again but everyone will hate you and sabotage your work thereafter. The scoring system is complicated, the topic distribution is random and unfair and the judging is rigged. Naturally, the kids love it. Shabidoo, who organised the last effort, has no clue what he is doing. It is confusing but mandatory tournament where people who don't participate are seen as subhuman pariahs.
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edit Format
Entrants have 24 or 36 hours to write any kind of article based on a topic assigned moments before it starts.
edit Judging
The organizer writes an indept pee review for each submitted article, scored out of 50. Then, upto five other judges will give a mark out of 10 for whatever reason they choose, with or wihtout an explanation. In the case of a tie, the Prime Minister of Pakistan will be invited to make the final decision.
edit How did Happymonkey come up with the idea?
I was sitting around one day and said "I should make a competition". So I made the competition. --Happymonkey39 
Dah Meme Master
edit Possible Competition
Right over here. Sometime in May.
edit Previous Competitions
edit 2012
More details on the forum and the scoring.
Aleister writing Homophones (grammar)
I came here in a Cloche writing High school football players of Indian descent
Xamralco writing The journey of the ugly kitten
Honourable mention: EpicAwesomeness with Function (mathematics), Zombiebaron with Pigeon Rats and Magic man with Mariachi Band.
Judges: Wilytank * Joe9320 * Mattsnow * ChiefjusticeDS * PopGoesTheWeasel *Shabidoo
edit Winter 2011
Thekillerfroggy writing Rapto-velocity
Mrthejazz writing GIANT NOVELTY FOAM HANDS!!!
Aleister writing Viking Metal
Honourable mention: Fishalishalish with Great Barrier Reef
Wilytank * Fudgemobile * Meganew * Magic man * Shabidoo
edit Summer 2010
(3 WAY TIE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER OF PARTICIPANT)
Lyrithya writing Pursuit of Happiness
MsuCarencro writing Pointy Sticks
Honourable Mentions: User:Lordarcadian writing UnBooks:My Day at the Zoo and Shabidoo writing HowTo:Cast a voodoo death curse using bones from someone you killed (deleted for having {{Little Article}} on it while not being a little article at all, after which Wikia forgot it ever existed in the first place)
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