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{{title|Fundraising}}{{template:fundraiser}}<div class="stealthexternallink"><div style="border:1px solid gray; background-color:#f9fcff; margin:4px; text-align:center"> <strong class="selflink">Fundraising</strong> | [[Uncyclopedia:Give the gift of humor|Appeal from Oscar Wilde]] | [[Pyramid Scheme|Financial Statements]] | [[Theft|Gift Policy]]</div><br><center><big>'''Imagine a world in which every single person on the planet is given free access to the sum of human vandalism stupidity. That’s what we’re doing.'''<br>
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{{title|Fundraising}}{{template:fundraiser}}<div class="stealthexternallink"><div style="border:1px solid gray; background-color:#f9fcff; margin:4px; text-align:center"> <strong class="selflink">Fundraising</strong> | [[Uncyclopedia:Give the gift of humor|Appeal from Oscar Wilde]] | [[Pyramid Scheme|Financial Statements]] | [[Theft|Gift Policy]]</div><br><center><big>'''Imagine a world in which every single person on the planet is given free access to the sum of human <strike>stupidity</strike> VANDALISM HAHA CHRIS IS GAY!!!1one!11eleven. That’s what we’re doing. So for the love of Zeus, [[Uncyclopedia:Fundraising#Please help us by donating today!|donate today!]]</big>'''</center><br>
[[Uncyclopedia:Fundraising#Please help us by donating today!|Donate today!]]</big></center><br>
 
 
The '''[[Uncyclomedia Foundation]], UnInc.''' is a 666(c)(3) unprofitable disorganization devoted to inflicting free access to stupidity on every person in the world. Our project collects content from people around the world, processes it in our lavish Cambodian sweatshops, and makes it readily available online in over <s>200</s> 20 languages. These efforts are supported through the generosity of people like you, who believe that stupidity means humo(u)r and that stupidity should be free. Instead of paying for it, like MegaCorporations<sup>TM</sup> want you to do, our content is free of charge and free of liberal lies. Spreading stupidity in the world, while free, is very costly. So costly that we had to organize a [[Order of Uncyclopedia|board of directors]] to do it and provide an oversight committee with high paying salaries to everyone on it. So we need your money, dear reader, now more than ever. Our research tells us that there are still a few hundred people in this world who do not even know that Uncyclopedia and Uncyclomedia even exist, or that they offer free stupidity to anyone who wants it.
 
The '''[[Uncyclomedia Foundation]], UnInc.''' is a 666(c)(3) unprofitable disorganization devoted to inflicting free access to stupidity on every person in the world. Our project collects content from people around the world, processes it in our lavish Cambodian sweatshops, and makes it readily available online in over <s>200</s> 20 languages. These efforts are supported through the generosity of people like you, who believe that stupidity means humo(u)r and that stupidity should be free. Instead of paying for it, like MegaCorporations<sup>TM</sup> want you to do, our content is free of charge and free of liberal lies. Spreading stupidity in the world, while free, is very costly. So costly that we had to organize a [[Order of Uncyclopedia|board of directors]] to do it and provide an oversight committee with high paying salaries to everyone on it. So we need your money, dear reader, now more than ever. Our research tells us that there are still a few hundred people in this world who do not even know that Uncyclopedia and Uncyclomedia even exist, or that they offer free stupidity to anyone who wants it.
   

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