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The Uncyclomedia Foundation, UnInc. is a 666(c)(3) unprofitable disorganization devoted to inflicting free access to stupidity on every person in the world. Our project collects content from people around the world, processes it in our lavish Cambodian sweatshops, and makes it readily available online in over 200 20 languages. These efforts are supported through the generosity of people like you, who believe that stupidity means humo(u)r and that stupidity should be free. Instead of paying for it, like MegaCorporationsTM want you to do, our content is free of charge and free of liberal lies. Spreading stupidity in the world, while free, is very costly. So costly that we had to organize a board of directors to do it and provide an oversight committee with high paying salaries to everyone on it. So we need your money, dear reader, now more than ever. Our research tells us that there are still a few hundred people in this world who do not even know that Uncyclopedia and Uncyclomedia even exist, or that they offer free stupidity to anyone who wants it.
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