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<div style="text-align:center;">See [[Uncyclopedia:Foolitzer Prize/winners|here]] for full details.</div>
 
<div style="text-align:center;">See [[Uncyclopedia:Foolitzer Prize/winners|here]] for full details.</div>
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==Official Nominations for April 2014==
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==={{User|SPIKE}}===
*'''Nom''' Wrote the featured [[UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance]] among others. {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
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*{{For|Nom and for}} One of the greatest UnNews writers of the past, present and tomorrow. If something happens in the world of politics, be assured that there will be a news article from Spike about how this is all connected to baseball! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 18:29, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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*{{For}} He's won it three times but deserves to win it five. This guy sits there churning out news articles each week, more than any other regular Uncyclopedian! {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:23, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
   
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*'''Nom''' He won it a month ago but I nom him again. Incredible output, since the beginning of May, he wrote 58 good ones (probably 20 more as you are reading this), 3 of them got featured. {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 06:42, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
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*{{For|Nom and for}} Scott has offered us some brilliant pieces this month and previously. He should definitely get one of these. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 18:29, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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*Spike's already won this. --{{User:Mimo&amp;maxus/sig8}} 20:04, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
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*Only because of the "He hasn't won this yet?" factor, SPIKE is going great guns on UnNews. Maybe it's time to stop the two month award schedule and go back to every month. Two months make the site look weaker, and I think it's back enough now to change the timing. Yay SP! [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 20:16 7-4-14
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*{{For}}He's writ some brilliant unnews. Definitely deserves the prize.--[[User:TheWikiMan026|'''TheWikiMan026''']] [[User talk:TheWikiMan026|Chater]] [[File:Norn Iron Flag.jpeg|17px]] 19:32, May 29, 2014 (UTC)
*'''Nom''' Wrote a couple of good ones last month, including [[UnNews:God and Nature in demarcation dispute]] {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
 
*I've never one this award, despite having written a few UnNews, including features, and helping to revive it with a competition a little while ago. So screw modesty, I'm voting {{For}}. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|05:13 05 Aug}}
 
*Fuck modesty, give the dog a {{Boner|bone}}.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120805063818}}
 
*If he's never won this then why are we a wiki? Puppy is the journalists' journalist, the Pulitizer Prize winning author of "Why I Make News and ''then'' Report It", the man spoken of in whispers in the halls of any remaining newspapers everywhere. Foolitzer is his middle name. [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 16:22 8-7-'012
 
*{{For}} I do enjoy being a swing vote. <span style="color: blue">[[User:UPjcm|~jcm]]</span> 04:00, October 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
==={{User|Funnybony}}===
 
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*'''Nom''' As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
 
*'''Spiritual Forth''' If God was in His Heaven Funnybony would win this every month. Why isn't the award named after him???????!!! Or at least carved with his likeness staring out at you. I dunno. [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 16:24 8-7-'012
 
*'''For''' Because he's funnier than everyone here (except me of course) --{{User:MasterWangs/Sig}} 10:59, August 12, 2012 (UTC)
 
*{{Boner}} The [[:Image:Nologo.jpg|image he just made]] is on VFP because of [[Gabby Douglas|what I did last night]]. ~ {{User:Qzekrom/sig7}} 21:55, August 13, 2012 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' Let's even it up. {{User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig}} 13:35, August 31, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
=== {{user|Jonny appleseed}} ===
 
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*'''Nom''' For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
 
==={{User|EpicNinjaMonkey}}===
 
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*'''Nom.''' He was writing 2 a day at some point. I remember the excellent [[UnNews:Terrorists Invent New Extreme Sport]] {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
=== {{user|Electrified mocha chinchilla}} ===
 
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*'''Nom''' The guy wrote [[UnNews:Teenager admits to having fun; D.E.A. moves to classify 'fun' as a Schedule I drug]] {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
 
*{{For}}--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>21:17, Aug 3</small></small>
 
 
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*'''Nom + For''' Because he writes UnNews that make me laugh, hasn't won this before, should be encouraged and hasn't been nominated every month since March. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 10:57, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
==={{User|Fishalishalish}}===
 
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*'''Nom + For''' He's not a new fish in the tank, he wrote the critically acclaimed (and featured) [[UnNews:Man with no head swims English Channel]] among other great UnNewses. {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 01:05, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
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Foolitzer

Foolitzer Prize

This award recognizes the best writer of UnNews articles each month. Winner becomes a KUN.

edit Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

  • Be a registered member.
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • Have written at least three "full" UnNews articles.

edit Whom should I nominate?

Nominate the member who has written UnNews articles in a most highly convincing and misinformative manner.

edit Nominations and Voting Process

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite journalist. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Remember to add {{VoteFPrize}} to their user page. How else can they keep up with the news?

edit Vote Or Die!!

Nominate now! Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

Winners must pass a minimal vote of +5 votes in favor in order to be declared a winner. (This rule holds for all votes Uncyclopedia-wide).

Not a nom will not be considered as a nomination from now on and will be removed from the list. Nom and vote for people you believe should get the prize and not for group hug purposes, we have talk pages for that.

edit Past Winners

Wild WeaselComposure1 (2) • Hawthorn PeeblesOliproCScottMordilloAyatollah GurkhmeiniArmandoTshellProcopiusDanny HimselfDavid GerardPF4Eva (2) • BraydieElectrified mocha chinchillaModusoperandiHrodulfPottsmThe ThinkerWeebils (2) • The UnIdiotTHETheLedBalloonPrettiestprettyThekillerfroggySonic80CajekMrmonkey72HyperboleB0nafideforgothispasswordDogsheadRabbiTechno (2) • Cap'n BenNot A Good Username360GerrycheeversRAHBImNotASunbeamClemens177AcroloAn Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (2) • Zim ulator (2) • SmugglerGlobalTourniquetSPIKE (3) • Funnybony (5) • RomartusFishalishalishUsername18Kip the DipTheHumbucker (2) • Black flamingo11Aleister (2) • ChiefjusticeDSBizzeebeeverMatt lobsterLeoispotterUncle JMattsnowTritefantasticGleepPuppyOnTheRadioLeverageMnbvcxz

See here for full details.

edit Official Nominations for April 2014

edit SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Symbol for vote Nom and for One of the greatest UnNews writers of the past, present and tomorrow. If something happens in the world of politics, be assured that there will be a news article from Spike about how this is all connected to baseball! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:29, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. He's won it three times but deserves to win it five. This guy sits there churning out news articles each week, more than any other regular Uncyclopedian! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:23, April 7, 2014 (UTC)

edit ScottPat (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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  • Symbol for vote Nom and for Scott has offered us some brilliant pieces this month and previously. He should definitely get one of these. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:29, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  • Spike's already won this. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:04, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  • Only because of the "He hasn't won this yet?" factor, SPIKE is going great guns on UnNews. Maybe it's time to stop the two month award schedule and go back to every month. Two months make the site look weaker, and I think it's back enough now to change the timing. Yay SP! Aleister 20:16 7-4-14
  • Symbol for vote For.He's writ some brilliant unnews. Definitely deserves the prize.--TheWikiMan026 Chater Norn Iron Flag 19:32, May 29, 2014 (UTC)
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