Uncyclopedia:Foolitzer Prize/winners

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2013

February

Mnbvcxz (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5
  • Symbol for vote For. msnbc is excelling at UnNews and readily deserves this award for his work during the past few years. A man far ahead of his time when it comes to pregnancy and labor-fetishism (fap fap fap), I see his writing improving by the hour. Yay mnbvcxz!!! Aleister 13:13 13-2-'13
  • Symbol for vote For. Notable site-wide (see UotM) but downright dominant this month at UnNews. I don't even mind that the subject is always the same. Spıke ¬ 13:27 13-Feb-13
  • Symbol for vote For - As appointed News Czar the other Uncyclopedia who is also up for a Foolitzer, I can say that mnbvcxz makes me jealous by being the one true asset you guys have against us. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 11:16, Feb. 27, 2013
    aggggggghhhhh. There is no against us, nobody here is competing. I for two see the two sites as being on the same island. Msnbc says all of his articles can be copied and moved to the fork, so if you'd like a collection of good UnNews pages, just scoop them up and carry them with you. Us against them, jeez, I need a drink --- of cool clear water! Aleister a short time later
  • Symbol for vote For.--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:27, Mar 11
  • Symbol for vote For. He should have been an UnSignpost editor! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:34, April 7, 2014 (UTC)

2012

December

Bill Melater

Score: 3

UPjcm

Score: 0
  • On the off-chance that people start voting on this again, I hereby nominate UPjcm, becuz he wroat gud unnooz, and also because he still has the template on his user-page from when he was last nominated, so I don't have to do anything. Isn't laziness awesome? Fuck yeah. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Dec 10 '12 5:36 (UTC)

Leverage

Score: 8
  • (Nom) Since he's currently the leading vote-getter for the Writer of the Month award (and, in fact, the only nominee), this is probably redundant, but he should've been nominated for this last month, and won it. See here for "why". ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Dec 10 '12 5:36 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote Boner. -RAHB 10:55, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • For News is what you make of it, and Leverage has. Aleister 12:38Decem12
  • Thank you for the nod Mr Beever. --Leverage (talk) 12:57, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 02:00 Dec 11 2012
  • Symbol for vote For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:54, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Definitely. It's about time this motherfucker gets more awards. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 04:57, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. You UnNews writing son of a bitch. (No offense intended)--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 12:20, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:13, Dec 14

August

UPjcm (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Weebils (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom He won it a month ago but I nom him again. Incredible output, since the beginning of May, he wrote 58 good ones (probably 20 more as you are reading this), 3 of them got featured. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:42, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

PuppyOnTheRadio (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4
  • Nom Wrote a couple of good ones last month, including UnNews:God and Nature in demarcation dispute Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
  • I've never one this award, despite having written a few UnNews, including features, and helping to revive it with a competition a little while ago. So screw modesty, I'm voting Symbol for vote For..                               Puppy's talk page05:13 05 Aug
  • Fuck modesty, give the dog a PurpleDickVote bone. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Aug 5 '12 6:38 (UTC)
  • If he's never won this then why are we a wiki? Puppy is the journalists' journalist, the Pulitizer Prize winning author of "Why I Make News and then Report It", the man spoken of in whispers in the halls of any remaining newspapers everywhere. Foolitzer is his middle name. Aleister 16:22 8-7-'012
  • Symbol for vote For. I do enjoy being a swing vote. ~jcm 04:00, October 29, 2012 (UTC)

Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3
  • Nom As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
  • Spiritual Forth If God was in His Heaven Funnybony would win this every month. Why isn't the award named after him???????!!! Or at least carved with his likeness staring out at you. I dunno. Aleister 16:24 8-7-'012
  • For Because he's funnier than everyone here (except me of course) --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 10:59, August 12, 2012 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote Boner. The image he just made is on VFP because of what I did last night. ~ QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-oly Icons-flag-us Icons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 21:55, August 13, 2012 (UTC)
  • For Let's even it up. Polisz Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 13:35, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

EpicNinjaMonkey (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Electrified mocha chinchilla (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1

MasterWangs (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom + For Because he writes UnNews that make me laugh, hasn't won this before, should be encouraged and hasn't been nominated every month since March. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:57, August 4, 2012 (UTC)

Fishalishalish (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1

July

UPjcm (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1

Weebils (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom He won it a month ago but I nom him again. Incredible output, since the beginning of May, he wrote 58 good ones (probably 20 more as you are reading this), 3 of them got featured. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:42, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

Ticklethekeys (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4

Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:42, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
  • for He's a musical legend in his spare time. Hope you don't mind me saying Funnybony? There aren't many originals from the 60's around. Great guy. Ticklethekeys (talk) 01:04, July 21, 2012 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:42, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

EpicNinjaMonkey (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Electrified mocha chinchilla (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

June

UPjcm (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Gleep (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6

Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:50, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:50, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

EpicNinjaMonkey (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Electrified mocha chinchilla (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

May

Weebils (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7

UPjcm (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Gleep (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom Quietly wrote 10 good UnNews articles. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:51, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

EpicNinjaMonkey (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Electrified mocha chinchilla (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

April

Tritefantastic (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5

UPjcm (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2

Gleep (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom Quietly wrote 10 good UnNews articles. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:51, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

EpicNinjaMonkey (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For.--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:21, Apr 4

Electrified mocha chinchilla (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

March

UPjcm (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Nom and for As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:16, March 1, 2012 (UTC)
  • He never lets up, and has been unnewsing all month again. Funnybony to the max! Aleister 19:25 19-3-'12

Aleister in Chains (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4
  1. Nom this clown wrote a bunch or good ones recently (UnNews:Gandhi statue coming to life in London, UnNews:Baby trapped in well turns 25, UnNews:Amazonian sea monster emerges from river among others. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:16, March 1, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Al is on a roll here!--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:40, Mar 4
  3. Symbol for vote For. He's very good in creating Unnews articles. -- UserTalkContributions 00:28, March 10, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. He's awesome! And we consult each other about articles we have written; reviews on both sides have been good. :) -- A rose for you the dorky contralto Mexico flag Samsung flag korea Flag of Brazil Flag of Bangladesh 16:23, March 11, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Yeah sure. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:34, March 17, 2012 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:16, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

EpicNinjaMonkey (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Gleep (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom Him too, let's see if he can come up with good ones this month. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:16, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

Electrified mocha chinchilla (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2

February

UPjcm (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
and one spiritual for
  • Nom Wrote the featured UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance among others. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:46, February 9, 2012 (UTC)
  • For Please? ~jcm 00:47, February 11, 2012 (UTC)
  • Spiritual For Nice work UPjcm. Yet we've found out by careful observation of one guy (TFK) that we've neglected to give this award to Mattsnow, who's written many great unnews articles and has run the UnNews department (The World's Greatest Newspaper) for many months now. You are a victim of circumstances. And you're a very good writer too. Aleister 1:22 16-2-'12

Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom and for As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:46, February 9, 2012 (UTC)

Aleister in Chains (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Jonny appleseed (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:46, February 9, 2012 (UTC)

EpicNinjaMonkey (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1

Gleep (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom Him too, let's see if he can come up with good ones this month. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:00, February 10, 2012 (UTC)

Mattsnow (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7
  • Let's pause for a sec here. Matt's been literally running this shit for the last few months, has many quality (and featured) UnNewses, and for some reason hasn't won this 8 or 9 times yet. In fact, he hasn't even won this once. Christ, people. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:12, February 15, 2012 (UTC)
  • For. What the actual fuck!? --Black Flamingo 16:28, February 15, 2012 (UTC)
  • Whast? Hasn't won this? OK, who's the guy with the mind shield around here, putting us all in some kind of trance not to notice this. And TKF, how did you escape this shield? Aleister 17:11 Cupid's Day Boxing Day '12
  • Crap. Another user slighted by the insouciance of others. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Feb 16 '12 1:24 (UTC)
  • I concur, I've wrote on and off for uncyclopedia since 06 and never won anything until matt nominated me for foolitzer prize, a few nominated unnews articles before that but that was it, his stuff is hilarious anyways. Canadians really do have the best sense of humour --Uncle J 17:44, February 16, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Per Froggy, Flamingo, Al, etc. Matt is over due for this--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:44, Feb 18
  1. For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:28, February 24, 2012 (UTC)

January

Official nominations for January

Uncle J (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 8
  • Nom and for Consistent contributor, wrote some good ones. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:55, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  • For I have to vote for myself. Weird being nominated, I've had a few articles nominated but thats it. --Uncle J 16:57, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For&WTF? He hasn't won this yet?? Uncle J has 79 quality UnNews pages. Count them, look at his user page. Read some. Damn, he's prolific. Thank you Mattsnow for rubbing our nose in the snow. Yay! Uncle J! Aleister 1:20 6-1-'12
  • Symbol for vote This is a manœuver I like to call "Rectifying the Oversight".  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jan 6 '12 4:51 (UTC)
  • Yes. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:47, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:57, 6 January 2012
  • So many UnNews articles. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:54, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  • For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:10, January 15, 2012 (UTC)

Gleep (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom Him too, let's see if he can come up with good ones this month. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:55, January 2, 2012 (UTC)

UPjcm (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom Symbolical nom I guess, since he won this numerous times before and rightfully so, he came out of the blue to write 2 good ones for the Holidays. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:55, January 2, 2012 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:47, January 6, 2012 (UTC)

2011

December

Leoispotter (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +5 strange usernames
  • Symbol for vote Nomination + For. He came back after FOUR YEARS AWAY to do some articles, fools.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Dec 2 '11 14:43 (UTC)
  • For. I'll try to find others to nominate to give him some competition! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:20, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Thanks d00ds-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 18:46, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
  • Potter is like the Hess truck. He comes back around every Christmas time and has a new gadget to play with each year, like a fire hose, or a dune buggy that shoots out of the truck's back compartment. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:41, December 22, 2011 (UTC)
  • For.-- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:31, December 22, 2011 (UTC)
  • Dickish vote change and self-for To ensure the +5 needed to win this...-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:26, January 1, 2012 (UTC)

UPjcm (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2

Electrified mocha chinchilla (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

PF4Eva (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1

Gleep (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom This new guy wrote at least 3 good ones, see his contributions! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 13:16, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  • Dis dude. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:02, December 9, 2011 (UTC)

November

Codeine (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Nom This dinosaur came back and wrote a good one. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:30, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
  • For Gotta vote for yourself, innit. Also, Dinosaur? DINOSAUR? RAAAARRARARARAAARRRRRR -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 20:37, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. I'm still a better dinosaur. -- Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 3 November 2011, at 22:31

Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom Consistently writes good ones, last month was no exception. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:30, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Fer. This vote may change, if'n it turns out Funnybony has left forever.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Nov 1 '11 22:46 (UTC) changed my mind.

Matt lobster (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6
  • Nom Good reporter. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:30, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
  • Long live the UnNews not-a-czar, who... apparently has't won this? Huh????????? -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:49, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Yes. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:17 November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Definite "For". Sorry, Funnybony. If you'd just stuck around, man...  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Nov 3 '11 22:00 (UTC)
  • Lobster. --Black Flamingo 13:47, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
  • Yep. -- Tophat headless 22:16, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
  • Gives good head. Aleister 16:19 14-11-'11

Black flamingo11 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Aleister in Chains (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Mattsnow (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1

October

Matt lobster (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom. He writes great UnNews and has a good attitude. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:53, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

Lantash (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom. He wrote 2 good UnNews last month and was a discovery, for me at least. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:53, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom. An UnNews pillar. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:53, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

Bizzeebeever (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 9 Uncyclopedians Bizzeebeever has successfully brainwashed

*Symbol for vote For. This guy is hilarious. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:34, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

Mattsnow (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom. He writes good ones and handles the nightmare.--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:46, Oct 2
  1. Symbol for vote For.--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:46, Oct 2

September

Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4

July

ChiefjusticeDS (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +5 and a muffin
  • Nom & for. OK, bear with me here while I explain something: no, Chief doesn't contribute UnNews per se, but he has written a shitload of UnSignposts. Now, the Signpost is News, and it's about Uncyclopedia, so I say it counts as UnNews, dammit. Besides, Zim used to endorse it, back in the day. And anyway, trust me, churning out a bucketload of decent Signposts takes no little effort, a newsy eye, and even a certain amount of skill and possibly humour. And Chiefy has been doing this longer than (I think, by now, I can't be arsed to count) anyone else. So I say we recognise this herculean News contribution by awarding him this thing. Who's with me? --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:21, Jul 1
    Actually, I recall him writing at least one UnNews as well. And that's just that I noticed. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:16, 2 July 2011
    UU makes a good point, although I can't help but think WotM might be a better place to celebrate Chief's contributions. --Black Flamingo 00:47, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
    So what you're saying is: Chief deserves this award, but because you're putting him up for another award, you're not voting for him on this one? You can win more than one award in a month, you know. Also, this one is more newsy. --UU - natter UU Manhole 06:34, Jul 4
    Yeah, good point, UU!--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:06, Jul 4
    Ok, so UU makes two good points, but I'm still thinking about this one. --Black Flamingo 19:08, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. But I also agree with Flamingo. Still, I just nommed Guildy as WotM because he is hitting 40 features in July. So I already voted on that. I'm all for the Chief any time for any award, including this.--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:18, Jul 2
  • Comment While I think that Chief should get some credit of some sort for his USPs, the Foolitzer specifically says "This award recognizes the best writer of UnNews articles each month" and, to be nominated, one must "have written at least three "full" UnNews articles." Of course, a quick browse of the other awards shows that writing USPs doesn't seem to fit in anywhere so hmmm.... ~  Humbuck Talk 14:34, 4 July 2011 (UTC)
  • Muffin. That's my vote at this point. I vote muffin. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:15, 4 July 2011
  • Symbol for vote It's Chief! We can stand to bend the rules a little! -- Tophat headless 19:21, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.. I've been hibernating in a cave under a volcano for the last 1000 years so I've only read a few of these so called unsigned posticulations, however, they're as slightly amusing, if not better than most UnNewses so have another muffin on me. Oh wait, I already ate it, have a green tick instead. I hear their just as tasty. HauntedUndies. 09:11, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
  • Oops, forgot about this. For. USP is real news. --Black Flamingo 16:24, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
Jeez! Story of my life. Always wasting time and never getting enough credit for it. One thing I learned about being a reporter: it's only as fun as the editor. Thanks--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:58, Jul 21

Composure1 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

HauntedUndies (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

June

Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Nommer and forer It's been a long eight-months since Funnybony has won this, eight months in which he has written maybe 100 quality UnNews pieces (give or take a dozen, I'm too lazy to count. He's probably written another one as I'm typing this). There is nobody around now who is as proficient a reporter as Funnybony, so Iz thinkin' that another shiny gold face should be staring up at him. Aleister 13:02 5-6-'11
  • He write good ones. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 14:42, 5 June 2011
  • Keeping this short to get this vote in: Symbol for vote For.. ~  Humbuck Talk 01:06, 1 July 2011 (UTC)

TheHumbucker (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Nom. Because he also write good ones. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 14:42, 5 June 2011
  • Symbol for vote For. Because I's workin' fo daa man, and he daa man!--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:47, Jun 24
  • Symbol for vote For. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:57, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

May

Aleister in Chains (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +9
  • Those "Past Winners" guys tell me that this guy hasn't won this yet. You've gotta be kidding me. Seriously. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:33, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Sure--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 03:43, May 9
  • Symbol for vote For. Yep. Jackofspades (talk) 03:52, 9 May 2011
  • Very much for. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 01:35, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Definitely. --Username18 KUN FP 03:30, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.-- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:34, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
  • Oh yes. --Black Flamingo 12:05, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
    Thanks everybody. I couldn't have done it without you. I would like to also thank my parents, my agent, my girlfriend, me dog, and everyone who has helped me overcome the art of writing to get to this point. Now, quit standing around listening to me, go out and get the news! Aleister Saturday
  • Symbol for vote For. -- Tophat headless 15:34, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  • for Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:27, May 30, 2011 (UTC)
  • For. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:15, May 31, 2011 (UTC)

April

Gravitas is Not the Issue (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • --User is an Asshole 13:35, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

Black flamingo11 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5
  • Nomfor What's this chaos thing everyone is talking about? Jackofspades (talk) 23:43, 17 April 2011
  • He's on a neverending roll off a cliff into a wild pack of family dogs. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:46, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. My bud! He cooool!!! I want to encourage TheHumbucker - he's doing real good - but he just got this last month, and it looks like Flamingo has never gotten it!? SO, BLACK FLAMINGO!--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:59, Apr 21
    Sad but true, Black Flamingo has never gotten it. I'm sending him one of the nightcrawlers named Twixie, and that should remedy that situation. Aleister 21:16 26-4-'11
  • We can't give this to that bonker every month... that said, is it really trolling to pull off a crazy notion? He did pull it off, and what he did could make for some very good material indeed with which to crush the spirits of noobs. I like crushing spirits. Symbol for vote For crushing the spirits of noobs. Also, plankton. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:08, 27 April 2011
  • Symbol for vote For. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:05, 30 April 2011

TheHumbucker (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3
  • Nomfor Worthy supplier of misinformation we can all deal with. -- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:10, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. A consistent provider of high-quality writing, which it is hoped will not raise the bar for the rest of us hackers. On the other nominees, Gravitas is nominated either by a classmate or a sockpuppet; he had a flurry of articles at the start of the month, but many were single-joke pages that just weren't developed. Flamingo's only UnNews participation since 14-Feb was to accept a dare by Lyrithya, in the Forum protesting my real-news emphasis, to submit an UnNews (he wrote two) making the protest flagrant. They have a cult following depending on your position on the issue, but the Foolie should be for best writing, not best trolling. Spıke ¬ 16:53 20-Apr-11
    To be fair, Flamingo was back in thereafter with UnNews:Motorboats blamed for plankton deaths, which got a Front Page graphic. But TheHumbucker stepped it up, eagerly snatching up every story idea dumped in the UnNews:Newsroom and doing the best writing of the month by far. I don't care who won it last month. Spıke ¬ 21:33 26-Apr-11
  • Ankh smite Cake. Seriously, what the hell? This guy is too good with these. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:08, 27 April 2011
  • For. Hummy has an aptitude for this that is way beyond mine. How does he do it? He must actually read the news or something. --Black Flamingo 01:50, April 29, 2011 (UTC)

March

TheHumbucker (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 11
  • Nom and for MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:35, March 1, 2011 (UTC)
  • UnNews:Sources say things, sources say. Yes. -- Tophat headless 04:06, March 1, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --~  Mimo Mimomaxus Maxus 08:53, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. I've been reviewing his stuff and it is good. Jackofspades (talk) 02:23, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. One of the most promising new talents we've had on the site in a good long while. NOBODY CHASE IT AWAY. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 08:13, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Agreed--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:18, Mar 9
  • Yep yep yep. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:35, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
  • He should get the Foolitzer Prize this month. --Black Flamingo 20:46, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
  • Oh, duh. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:56, 21 March 2011
  • We need a good scandal. Come on Humbucker, admit you plagerized all your stories from that New York Times guy who was fired for filing stories from a thousand miles away from the action. By by way, why aren't you in Japan or Libya, reporting from the front lines? Earn your Foolitzer, damnit, find some Japanese wheelchair-bound woman trapped in the rubble of the nuclear plant. Aleister 13:31 23-3-'11
  • Symbol for vote For. + 1 Since both myself and Van Halen are rumored to be coming out of retirement — H. Peebles - D - HS KUN Foolitzer Icons-flag-pi 22:41, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
    • P.S. Aleister, please don't make fun of my wife. the warmth of the radiation keeps her bunyons down. — H. Peebles - D - HS KUN Foolitzer Icons-flag-pi 22:41, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
      • Shit, it's Hawthorne Peebles. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 09:35, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

February

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0 disreguards for the rules
  • Shameless self-nom. It has been three months since I've gotten one of these shiny things, and I would welcome one in view of: First of our articles on the Egypt putsch; first of our two articles on the South Sedan secession; continuing prettying up of the Front Page; and above all, consulting with our authors on the various Wisconsin articles to try to keep humor on top of polemics, for which I ought to get paid. My daily output dropped behind that of Funnybony, but when he mails one in whose comedy theme is that nothing happened, I have been able to twist it to assert that something did; and have reclaimed a couple halfway UnNewses by I.P.Anon. Have also continued to provide pre-publication advice for new authors. Romartus is the only other regular this month. It won't affect my future participation if a better candidate comes along; but rather than leave it unawarded, give it to me. Spıke ¬ 04:01 23-Feb-11
    • Awesome! Anyway, this award has 3 rules and no self-noms is one of them. You can read the rest up there, in the direction of this carrot: ^ -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:08, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
  • Nom, and next time just tell me if you want a nom. I may not be arsed to vote, but that's a whole other matter. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:24, 23 February 2011
    I'm going to go out on a limb and apply the "If you ask to be an admin, you can't be an admin" idiom here. Next month, spike. Just tell Lyrithya to do it for you. Again. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:27, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
    You said that the last time there was a vote on ?pedia about whether or not to op the guy who asked to be opped. He was opped. That's the only evidence I know of regarding such a thing. Haven't seen a thing of it here, though... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:50, 23 February 2011
    Lyrithya has a point. Still, Kip is going to win so oh well. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:57, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

Kip the Dip (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 8
  • Nom and For this guy! He did that one with the balls, and the one about Wisconsin, and probably some other ones, and both of those are great! Some new blood around here, eh? -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:09, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
  • I know I just said I can't be arsed to vote, but this guy has done rather good. At least, that last one was. I dunno about the rest. Although now that I think about it, I still can't be arsed to vote. Meh. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:26, 23 February 2011
  • For He's written three featured UnNews. He deserves it. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:27, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Also unwittingly contributed a morph (pictured) to one of my UnNewses on Obama feinting to the right. Spıke ¬ 22:05 23-Feb-11
  • Symbol for vote For. Because I was a dick to him, but more that he deserves this! Kip can kick out a news page whether he's in the mood or not, the essence of a good reporter. Aleister 13:22 24-2-'11
  • Symbol for vote For.-- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:32, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.--~  Mimo Mimomaxus Maxus 13:33, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:29, Feb 27

January

Username18 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 10
  • Symbol keep vote Nom. Came out of nowhere, submitted 5 of the first 6 stories to UnNews, two of them garnering VFH nominations, as he force-fit geopolitics to social networking sites. The first big surprise of the New Year was a pleasant one. Spıke ¬ 23:22 2-Jan-11
    In retrospect, an understatement. How about: Two Featured Articles in his first two days on the site. Spıke ¬ 16:52 11-Jan-11
  • Keep This page is ingenious. I love how the author managed to capture the real emotion behind two siblings at the beach building sandcastles while keeping the undertone of the narrative so clear: The two weren't building sandcastles, they were competing for the love and adoration of their grandfather. Honestly, you could make a short independent film based on this and it'd get a fucking Oscar or something. Why the fuck would any of you want to delete this? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:26, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
    Um... I mean, for. The guy is a pretty good writer. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:26, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. I'm betting on 18 this month to encourage that it's not the themes which are funny, it's the sense of humor which is the winner - applied to any theme - preferably current news. Hopefully he'll rule this month, and many more.--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:45, Jan 3
  • Symbol for vote This writer is a saint. This user is, without a doubt the most flawless, inspiring and quite frankly, handsome writer I have ever encountered. I hope to be half the writer he is. --Username18 22:17, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
    *gets out a large knife* That could be arranged. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 23:12, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

  • Let it be noted that nominee only cast this self-vote, which he will surely not need to clinch the prize, after the instigation of "Mister Self-Promotion" Funnybony. Spıke ¬ 23:19 3-Jan-11
    Just s slight misunderstanding. I recommended Username18 vote on his own VFH article - after he had already reached 10 and did not need it any more. But I was NOT referring to voting on prizes. I don't self-vote on prize noms, But I do self-vote on VFH and that's what I referred to. On the other hand Spike never votes on VFH, not for himself nor anyone else. Which is cool too. What Username18 needs to understand is that Spike and most all others are joking - which is not always apparent - but true just the same. And so was Username18 in the above, and Lyrithya too. Everyone is joking. So, UN18, don't worry. In general self-vote for VFH noms but not on award noms. Cheers!--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:36, Jan 4
    Thanks for the clarification. --Username18 07:39, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • For I'm impressed --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Hcsm Fssm Qmsm Bevanz provided the images 21:17, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • I've been up for 23 hours and this guy is fuckignfbrj' rg'9uguWQWQWQ!"2awseome --Black Flamingo 00:58, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Heh. This guy is already winning by a greater margin than I did. Wait, wth, I won? Anyway, great stuff. Keep it oop! --FISH!ALISH!ALISH!RANDOM!TALK?(lol.) 02:33, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. New blood..new blood...-- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:28, January 25, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Weak for He either burned out pretty quickly or had other things to do (i.e. He is Australian and had to keep from drowning for a few weeks). Will he be another six-day wonder or will he have a place on those newsroom sidewalk slabs where we put our handprints? Only time will tell, or then again, time may keep it to itself. Aleister 14:07 25-1-'11
  • Symbol for vote Forish. He may have up and vanished, but he was good while he lasted. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:35, 31 January 2011

2010

December

Fishalishalish (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Nom. This is a "resting on your laurels" nomination for his work in November. Y'all can wait until later in the month to cast actual votes, if you want to hold off on the KUN and resulting pay increase to see that he continues filing stories in December. Spıke ¬ 01:29 1-Dec-10
  • I vote pie. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:12, 16 December 2010
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:48, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Not a nom. Back and prolific after taking the first four days of the month off--surely in Egypt celebrating one of those Semitic holidays we can't pronounce. Did he find the story on the attack of the mechanical sharks? or did it find him? Ouch. Spıke ¬ 23:04 7-Dec-10
Nominee thereafter settled into his near-daily pace that has sustained UnNews through good times and hard, eventually writing UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon, which ran on the Uncyclopedia main page on 16-Dec. Spıke ¬ 00:09 16-Dec-10
Apropos of that, belated recognition to Matt lobster, whose 20-Nov piece, UnNews:Chance meeting between acquaintances causes awkward moment, the Uncyclopedia cabal got around to featuring exactly one month later. Spıke ¬ 13:16 21-Dec-10
  1. Symbol for vote For. Nom or no Nom--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:44, Dec 24
  2. Symbol for vote Nom Best to nom all these guys with votes, before they nom each other. Aleister 22:36 24 12

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Not a nom. Non-nominee pats himself on the back for 9 stories in the first half of the month and for continuing to entertain with side-by-side Front Page graphics, such as the competing renditions of the shark attack in Egypt. Also broke into the gearbox behind the UnNews Front Page to complete the set of, and install, special-situation graphics for events such as Featured Articles, as shown above. Spıke ¬ 00:09 16-Dec-10
This guy, although having a great few weeks here again, should be content with WotM this month, and with the other meme. Getting this award too would enlarge his head past the point of no return, and then there'd be no living with him. Aleister 13:35 Solstice MMX
  • Symbol for vote Invalid For. I'm pissed off at Funnybony! Yesterday I told him his UnNews:Atheist North Korea ready for ‘sacred war' with South had conceptual problems, he told me he was sure I'd do a good edit on it, and ran off to whore his latest VFH. So I'm countering his invalid self-nom and self-vote with one of my own! My actual nominee, above, has not been around since 6-Dec and is holding steady with one Pie--which, we learned last month, is worth more than 0, but must be worth less than 1. Spıke ¬ 22:32 24-Dec-10
    But what are self-noms worth, eh? Or I could be an arse and nominate you both... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:36, 24 December 2010
    Or Aleister could... hail the Aleister. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:48, 24 December 2010
  • Symbol for vote Nom Best to nom all these guys with votes, and let them sort it out in heaven. And I still think you have to have three news articles in the month to be nommed, although that seems to have been edited out somewhere along the line. SPIKE has many articles this month. Aleister 22:37 24 12
    Mordillo clarified a couple months ago (but maybe regarding a different award) that it is three/career. I said earlier this month I'd give any Repeat Offender (as in Two) the recognition of a non-nom. If you want three in the month, so far it's Funnybony, Romartus, and I. Spıke ¬ 23:06 24-Dec-10
    No shit? Mordillo, or someone at the UnWiki Ministry of Exotic Goodies, told me that it cost 6 of those gold Foolitzer coins to score a single hit of Soma. If there's a limit of three coins then we're all out of luck. Cheers!--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:31, Dec 25

PF4Eva (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Not a nom. The first author to write his second UnNews of December--with UnNews:Ebert: Yogi Bear is shit in the woods--a feat I promised to document here. Thus he is the biggest fish in the tank (except for the really big ones). He really is trying to clean up his language (but not that of his headlines). Spıke ¬ 01:46 19-Dec-10
    Make it three. This guy wants to have Roger Ebert's baby. Spıke ¬ 01:45 31-Dec-10
  • Symbol for vote Nom and Symbol for vote For. I thought of nomming him a few days ago, as PF is one of those people who slip under the radar because he doesn't talk to others but has been a major and consistent reporter for a long time. And he has two of these already, and this would tie him with the other big-fishies. Aleister 13:31 Solstice MMX

Romartus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Not a nom. Romartus became a repeat offender on 20-Dec, getting his second and third of the month on the Front Page at the same time. Spıke ¬ 22:44 24-Dec-10
  1. Symbol for vote Nom---Can I do this? If so, that's why I did! BTW: What does this mean: "At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite journalist, though you may vote for multiple people."(?) If this means that I can, then I vote Symbol for vote For. here also, as well as a few others too, depending on the legality of my "vote ONCE for your favorite journalist, though you may vote for multiple people".. Cheers!--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 09:25, Dec 25
Sorry, that was a mishap rule. Please chose one person you vote for. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:53, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Scofield (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • Not a nom. Scofield is in with his second of the month, UnNews:US repeals "Don't ask, don't tell", though it was a bigger wrestling match (slopping over to VFD) than any time since the days of user Secret Agent. The newspaper he assured me he subscribes to turns out to be the Washington Post, and the reason this one initially didn't read like news is surely because he never reads any news that reads like news. Spıke ¬ 22:32 24-Dec-10
Not a nom is not a nom. Let's stop with this pat on the back on award pages, there are talk pages for that. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:55, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Guildensternenstein (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • Not a nom. Guildy is also a repeat offender, with two fantastic stories, written credibly. Spıke ¬ 01:45 31-Dec-10
Per above. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:56, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

November

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3
  • Nom. No reason. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101108 - 06:18 (UTC)
    Let's see...nominee has artfully laid out the Front Page, under the new five-feature format, with side-by-side point/counterpoints, such as on the passing of Paul the Octopus, to present adjacent articles on the "left wing" and "right wing" whether or not warranted, and then to juxtapose two stories that inexplicably digressed to Kraft Foods (whose stock nominee does not own). The Reverend recently told Mordillo it was a "bang-up job," though most of us would prefer he had given a simple, red-blooded, clenched-fist vow to regain his old position. Also, Funnybony has three of these awards, a fact that always makes things awkward in the UnNews lunchroom, or maybe it's just the liverwurst sandwiches he brings. Spıke ¬ 08:54 8-Nov-10 post-edited
    Meeeh. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101109 - 21:09 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. The others are getting better but only Spike is award-worthy so far. He has a lot more to do on UnNews than just write and record funny news, of which he writes and records the most anyway. But we want to encourage another to get this award next month - for Christmas.--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:12, Nov 11
    Funnybony still writes the most. Unfortunately, when we announce Christmas-giving as a legitimate excuse, what happens, at least on expressways around here, is the worst behavior of the year. Spıke ¬ 18:21 11-Nov-10
  • For, I suppose. Frankly, he could work on his style... but he is better than the alternatives. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101111 - 19:42 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. The months drawing to a close and SPIKE still stands on the newsroom roof warding off the clouds and the dogooders. And if he wins his third it will give Funnybony incentive to try to get his fourth. Aleister 12:57 24 11

Fishalishalish (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Secret Agent (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • Not a nom and not ready for a nom yet, but a future regular. He broke in with the Hitler/Obama shoop and came back with the obesity story. His first drafts read too much like serious opinion pieces, but we'll turn him to the Dark Side of a humor wiki. Spıke ¬ 03:35 6-Nov-10
    Assuming this one doesn't disappear and never come back like the last one did, at any rate... still, I don't think he will, somehow. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 04:59 (UTC)
    He has now done so, seemingly in reaction to my coaching to learn more moves on the comedy hardcourt. Spıke ¬ 11:31 13-Nov-10
    Damn. Guess I was wrong. As usual. Still, you could be more gentle... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101113 - 18:24 (UTC)

Scofield (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • Not a nom and not ready yet. Another Serial Offender, filed a story whose setting was his favorite video game, filed two stories rendering as news a dream or prediction inside his favorite TV show, and then with UnNews:"You Are Dead" coming to cinema, which pulled down the 1-spot on the Front Page. Like an un-nominee last month, wish he read the papers, but can't blame him for not doing so. His challenge is to make it relate to the general reader, even in the first draft. Spıke ¬ 09:02 8-Nov-10 post-edited

October

An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4
  • Nom and Symbol for vote For. -- This ACE, a mild mannered reporter by day, was a sure thing last month but his Nom was vandalized by friendly, well meaning gargoyles - whom I happen to count as mates on Uncyclopedia, just like Ape. Ape writes really good UnNews, but needs to write more. I'm not counting, but in my opinion anyone who has done less than 15 news stories in a month is not worthy of this award. Occasional reporting is not particularly award-worthy, no matter how good. So Ape is encouraged to up his output to commendable levels - at least 15 news stories this month, and THAT is award worthy. It's really easy to spoof a story every day. So it shouldn't be hard to knock-out 15 giggles. I vote for Ape, again. Come on gang. A good writer like Ape is always better with encouragement. And we really need more funny news stories - variety is the spice or somethin' - VOTE APE!--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 22:03, Oct 4
  • For -- I'm the sort of person who can only write when I'm in a certain headspace, and have about 4 hours free in which to do it, so 15 news stories a month isn't going to happen. But whatever. -- boring Ape (oscitate) (Riot Porn) 05:54, October 5, 2010 (UTC)
Bravo Ape! If you do even one extra story then encouragement was useful. And i voted for you twice. You deserve it!--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:28, Oct 5
  • Symbol for vote xtreme for Well deserved from his work over the last few months, and last month's vote here, well, I won't go there but there is a there to go to. Ape! Aleister 23:44 6 10
  • Symbol for vote For. Ape deserves to win this. In other news, Spike will probably win this award a third time soon enough. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:06, 22 October 2010
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. The September nomination was shaky--the month's best UnNews with most eye-catching photo was outweighed by drama in the Forum--by nominator Funnybony, who proudly refuses ever to read the Forum. But less shaky than how he didn't win the award, a last-minute flurry of minus-one votes by his confederates. This here is a make-up nomination; his recent UnNews instantly compelled Front-Page featuring but, like Obama's Nobel, he only started doing October stuff after nominations were closed. The use of the Foolitzer to prod greater production is a proud UnNews tradition, though, and I hope it works. From 1 to 15 a month? That, uh, niche belongs to nominator alone. Spıke ¬ 12:30 28-Oct-10

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Not a nom--I can't nominate myself, don't need it, and am nominated for something else this month anyway. But my Cabbage Trilogy, in which the economic news of the day for three days running was mapped to a theory that the cabbage would replace all the world's currency, was an interesting development on the page. Spıke ¬ 01:35 8-Oct-10
    Also, the death of Paul the Octopus--an iconic staple of UnNews during the World Cup--was covered by his patron here, Romartus, and counterpointed by NaturalBornKieler, in a cameo appearance from our German counterpart. The two stories constituted another entertaining UnNews daytime serial. Spıke ¬ 15:41 27-Oct-10
    And the final event that turned UnNews assaults on reason into assault-and-battery: Funnybony's story on Election 2010 from the Obama viewpoint paired up well with an equally apocalyptic concept from Secret Agent from the Republican viewpoint, though I had mercy-moved it to his userspace for being more strident than funny. The latter was reworked and the pair now occupy side-to-side Front Page features like the Paul the Octopus point/counterpoint, with an accompanying UnNews Audio double-header: Election 2010, we distort, you decide. Secret Agent promises to continue submitting, this time to win laughs not votes. Spıke ¬ 01:24 1-Nov-10
  • Nom, for and combo Polisz Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:56, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

PF4Eva (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Not a nom--In his third UnNews of the month (UnNews:"Ace of Bass" mistakenly invited to emcee charity gig), he cleaned up his language, did a cool shoop, and compelled Front-Page featuring for a headline from MiniTrue. We still have to convince him to read the real news wires for his material--though you can't blame him for not wanting to--but in the meantime, we dedicate the {{Original}} template to him for October. Spıke ¬ 13:36 24-Oct-10

Corkmanamillion (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Not a nom--Too soon for a Foolie, but this newbie is already a serial offender in October, and is learning the ropes quickly. Keep an eye on him. Spıke ¬ 01:35 8-Oct-10 PS--Um, and has vanished from the site completely since that writing. Ah! what modesty! Spıke ¬ 13:38 24-Oct-10

September

An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Symbol for vote Nom and Symbol for vote Flour Ape hasn't won this in a year, and he has done some kick-gut UnNews pages the last few months. And his one-day feature about the heads at ground zero nailed it for me. One of the crack reporters on the staff of the best and probably one of the most accurate news organizations on the innernests. Aleister 12:42 9 9
  • Symbol for vote For. I'm dishonoured to be nommed again. -- boring Ape (oscitate) (Riot Porn) 00:04, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:46, Sep 10
  • [11:44:57 AM] Dex: Against No member of the Triumvirate is allowed to win an award. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:50, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Against. Evil cabal action. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:31, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
    So since when do we have against votes on awards? -- boring Ape (oscitate) (Riot Porn) 04:32, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • NF. Keeping deliberately detached from this month's turmoil on UnNews, he continued to submit dispatches almost daily, which sometimes were the only content. Bet he's sorry he already voted! Spıke ¬ 23:45 21-Sep-10
I'm not sure whether I know it or not, but Spike really is my good friend! Has anyone ever got this 3 times? That would be great provided all the other good & steady reporters, like Ape, have it 2 times - which I hope happens soon. Cheers!--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:39, Sep 22

August

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7
  • Nom and Symbol for vote For. -- Next to Rev. Zim, Spike is, like, 2nd in command at UnNews. I think in Zim's absence that Spike handles things. He is always pushing for consistency and quality, and his standards are HIGHER than the fucking real world news. CNN could takes lessons from SPIKE.. No, seriously! He often helps tidy up other people's News, and often improves them without being asked. He constantly writes and records quality UnNews, and the audios are really fun. In short he kicks butt. Bottoms up!--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:03, Aug 6
    Thanks for the nomination. Fun audios, however, are properly rewarded by a seventh straight Manny--which, by the way, Aleister nagged admins to reset so he could nominate, and then didn't, sniff! My comment, on your last Foolie, on how you could improve was met by a self-described "rage" by Mordillo, mostly for me writing as though my opinion were official. Soon after, you lauded me (as above) for stealthily wielding Zim's scepter behind his back, something that struck me as not helping to maintain the low profile that seemed desperately advisable--Not that Zim doesn't also claim I am fomenting revolution, any time he wants to get Uncyclopedians to flock to the Page to see what we're doing. Spıke ¬ 21:57 11-Aug-10
  • For. Without hesitation. The news team may be a bit small right now but without Spike it would really just be Zim and a few passersby. -- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:09, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • For SPIKE has never won an award before, and really deserves one. This may be the month! He writes many good UnNews pages, and has put his heart and one toe into the job. Aleister 18:20 6 8
    He's won awards...--HM (T) 20:45, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
Al was just joking.. of course Spike has won awards. But not as many as he deserves.--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:50, Aug 8
  • For It just has to be this way, Spike is great at UnNews   The*  Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  21:07, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Yes. --Matfen 18:10, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. SPIKE is the Randolph Hearst's (a little know 16-time Pulitzer winner )left nut of UnNews. Long live SPIKE! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:56, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Putting his workhours where his mouth is. On my cock. Ha hah hee hee ha ha heee heeeee. Aleister 15:14 30 8

July

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Nom and Symbol for vote For. -- Next to Rev. Zim, Spike is, like, 2nd in command at UnNews. I think in Zim's absence that Spike handles things. He is always pushing for consistency and quality, and his standards are HIGHER than the fucking real world news. CNN could takes lessons from SPIKE.. No, seriously! He often helps tidy up other people's News, and often improves them without being asked. He constantly writes and records quality UnNews, and the audios are really fun as he often has to say the most silly things with a serious voice. In short he kicks butt. And if I have a (2) after my name then he should have a (4), and probably will before long. Bottoms up!--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:36, Jul 1
  • For. Spike is a true UnNews hound. Spike is also the name of the dog in Tom and Jerry cartoons with a spikey dog collar. That's how I see him as the copy comes in at the UnNews newsroom to shift through. Anything that fails to make the gravy gets 'spiked' which here means - improved. -- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:08, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
What a guy! Roms got STYLE!--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:55, Jul 12

Romartus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5
  • NF. The lord of deletion is, surprisingly, an excellent writer, when he's not busy voting against others. Good thing we have the world cup every four years to churn up his writing wheels. Give it to the man. He earned it fair and square. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:45, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. While SPIKE is good, he has won already. Romartus is just as great and hasn't.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 01:13, July 02 2010 UTC
  • Symbol for vote It's a goal!!! Romartus enters the arena, and the lions turn tail and scoot. Aleister 13:49 2 7 MMX
  • Symbol for vote For. Romartus hasn't won this yet and certainly deserves to. Spike can easily win it again one of the following months. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:54, 2 July 2010
  • Symbol for vote For. The emperor is a frequent contributor of some genuinely hilarious stuff. All praise to the Emperor! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:35, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom This dude has been an up-and-comer since he arrived. High output, funny stories (with some actually fucking hilarious), good writing, community-oriented, and being an all around cool guy distinguish him from Joe Douche-User and Joe Average User. Just because I voted for Romartus, it doesn't follow that Funnybony doesn't deserve consideration. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved!
Wow! This is very encouraging. But I already voted along with Romartus for Spike. Cheers!--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:59, Jul 12

June

Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4
  • Symbol for vote Nom and FOR Funnybony has been with us for some time now, and is a frequent contributor to UnNews, a major pain in the ass, and at times, a brilliant writer; I refer to UnNews:Egyptian minister: Obama told me he is a Muhammadan in particular, one of this months great stories IMHO. I know I've threatened to start writing Jesus articles before, and failed to come through, but this time I mean it. Vote for this guy or Jesus gets it! Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:25, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Printer's Ink in his blood and lizards with laptops inhabiting his daydreams. Aleister 10:40 22 6 MMX
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Funnybony has improved by leaps and bounds over the last few months; his stuff is now based on the news and reads like news. I wish he would not crack wise with the citations--and I edited the Style Guide last week to recommend this. Sometimes I don't click on the fake-looking Source, then I hear news on the radio and suddenly realize what he based his story on. But nominator has chosen quantity over quality (a debate on which he is always agnostic, provided everyone keeps writing stuff); insisting on filing a story every day has led Funnybony to cough up one or two hairballs, while I have a couple masterpieces (in the Washington Bureau), defined as articles that are funny without fabricating a single falsehood. No matter, though, I'm getting plenty of bling this month, as the Chief knows. He and Romartus are close behind in terms of regularity of contributions, and there have also been excellent contributions from unexpected sources (who never returned). Spıke ¬ 13:48 27-Jun-10
    DID YOU KNOW..Womp rats have their own page on Wikipedia, which makes them considerably more notable than the vast majority of earthlings who are real sentient people?--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:53, Jun 27
  • Symbol for vote For. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:35, 27 June 2010
  • Symbol for vote For.. Enthusiasm. -- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:47, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

May

Zim ulator (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Symbol for vote Nom and FOR Zim has one of these and deserves 10. No more needed to be said. Aleister in Chains 21:22 12 5 MMX
  • Symbol for vote For. Obviously. I thought I already voted!? Just to make sure!--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:03, May 13

April

Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5 Jeff Beck disciples
  1. Nom & for. With UnNews, it seems Funnybony has really found an outlet for his talents. He contributes a lot of UnNews, and really helps make the place tick. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:43, Apr 4
  2. Aye . ~Jewriken.GIF 19:56, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Great googley moogley! Tons of work, increasing susceptibility to the whisperings of the Cabal, all around nice guy... make mine a double. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 12:56, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote Obvious for. Hardworking, humorous guy. —Pelozurian (talk) 13:29, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. It seems that every day Funnybony covers another news story for UnNews, and writes up his dispatches from the field with a sense of humour honed by Soma itself! Aleister in Chains 1:30 9 4 mmx

March

Under user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Mister User here has been the living spirit for the UnSignpost for quite a while, keeping it together, writing large parts of it and hassling us all to write and be productive. As the UnSignpost is news and it is now officially part of UnNews main page, I say - give it to the man. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:06, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
Symbol for vote For. per Mordillo.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 20:50, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2 Bonys that are very funny
  • Nom+4 Now this here is a user who largely keeps himself to himself, and many may not even have noticed him (unless you happen to frequent my talk page). However Mr Funnybony here has written a grand total of 48 articles for Uncyc so far. He has come within a gnat's whisker of fame on VFH but always appears to get voted down by some "Kooks" before the world can see the wonders of his creations. Recently Funnybony has taken more of an interest in UnNews, and... Well, some of em are really rather good, don't you know. :) MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:12, Mar 1
  • Thinmint Minty. I too have taken notice to this little guy (and I remember all the so-so pictures he nommed at VFP). But his stuff is getting better. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 20:19,1March,2010

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 8
  • Nom Funnybony is my adopted N00b, so I'm blind to talents of others. However, SPIKE is kinda so obviously doing great things with UnNews these days it's rather hard to ignore. Just how many nominations/awards will SPIKE win this month? It's getting rather silly actually... MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:29, Mar 1
  • Symbol for vote For. Just cause it's a JUST CAUSE!--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:10, Mar 4
  • Symbol for vote For. He is the dirt under my rollers. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:06, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.. He does da good stuffs. Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC
  • Symbol for vote For. I see all that Spike does for UnNews and I wouldn't have it any other way. That will be $50 please --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 15:30 EST 4 Mar, 2010
  • Symbol for vote Obvious for.Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:02, 6 March 2010 (UTC)
  • For -RAHB 09:49, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Has made a huge impact in the world of UnNews, and that needs recognising. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:58, Mar 18
  • Yeppers While Funnybony has written a quality article almost every day this month, I'm glad I waited to vote. Spike has rolled up his shirtsleeves, taken a nap, and then gotten to work on UnNews and put in a whole new tile floor and slapped two coats of paint on the pressroom walls. Nice work (if I take my shoes off I can slide across the floor on my socks!). Al in Chainy 15:25 31 3 mmx
  • For. Funnybony's a great UnNews writer, but Spike deserves the award for all his hard work. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:29, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

February

Zim_ulator (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4.5 prolific keyboards

GlobalTourniquet (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5.5 two-inch automatic rifles

January

PF4Eva (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 turkey roll for Festivus
  • Nom and FORTH Funny writer, good gags, Saturday Night Live should hire (well, anyone off the street would do better than their writers), and. . .Aleister in Chains 20:17, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Time for him to get recognition. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:00, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Self for. I didn't realize this was still a tie. Some of my funniest UnNews stories have been written in the past year -- the "summer blockbuster" year of celebrity deaths, Halloween II, Daeg being recast from Halloween II, Halloween III, and the Weinsteins' financial woes, to name a few. comedy gold. PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 17:35, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Pottsm (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2 bong hits for Jesus
  • Nom and FOR - This dude is funny as hell, and has contributed the reqisite 5 UnNews stories this month. Sarcasm and irony are stockpiled in his anus. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:08, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Fortnight Polisz Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 23:14, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

2009

November

Ptok-Bentoniczny (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3
  1. Nom and for Pippo 18:14, November 4, 2009 (UTC) For great UnNews :)
  2. For Well. I know best that I'm the best :P Oh sorry, that was uber lame :P I know I'm not the best but still for Polisz Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:15, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Damiinhō 00:08, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

Smuggler (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 8
  1. NF - I'm surprised how long this guy remained under everyone's radar. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:07, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Absolutely. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 04:34, Nov 12 2009
  3. For --138.217.153.189 02:27, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:28, Nov 25
  5. For Agreed. WanderingGuy 22:37, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
  6. For No God, which I believe in, decrees it. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:21, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
  7. For. Solid writer. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:06, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
  8. Yes. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:30, 1 December 2009

October

Zim ulator (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2

Clemens177 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • nom and for. Wrote 17 good UnNews in September. Has written over 70 UnNews since he started writing UnNews May 2009. --Docile hippopotamus 10:22, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • No. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 04:53, Oct 25 2009
    I should note that this is the Foolitzer Prize, not the Nice User Who Totally Wasn't Permanently Banned for Being a Diva and a Spaz Prize. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:03, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
    Yes, well, his UnNewses were also mired in mediocrity. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 17:26, Oct 26 2009
    Can we have that prize? I would like to nominate Yettie. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:12, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

September

An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6
  1. Symbol for vote For. The Ape has written some excellent news articles recently, including a feature. His time has come. IronLung 09:28, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
  2. Agreed per the Sun God article Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 09:31, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
  3. Aye. Those two were chucklesome. Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:42, Sep 2
  4. For. Even though his works reek of disgusting liberal bias. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:29, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
  5. for. doesn't suck. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:08, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
  6. for per above. --Mn-z 15:27, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

August

Acrolo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 8

Clemens177 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: o
  • nom for fighting the liberal bias on this wiki. --Mn-z 16:35, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

July

Clemens177 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +7

An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2 votes that only exist on Thursdays

June

ImNotASunbeam (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 8

Staircase (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5
  • Nom + For He's a n00b, but he already wrote a ton of UnNews. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 03:26,12June,2009
  • Ankh smite Bless. Just 5 more votees! The la Zhel 04:17, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
  • For Doing a review of my Humphrey Bogart article. He's a bit slow, but hopefully this'll quicken him up.Padddy5 12:02, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I hate ImNotASunbeam. I like Staircase. Sir SysRq (talk) 06:15, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
  • For Being a UnNews sort of guy, I have read through all of the UnNewses. It was a lot of reading. Yes, the other two had some good articles, but I enjoyed Staricase's the most. So, I give him my vote. ~ 01:12, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Clemens177 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4
  • n+f Written a ton of UnNews, and they are all good. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you. 01:03, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  • For Staircase CUNt 22:29, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
    You're supposed to vote for yourself... Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 22:32,14June,2009
    Voting for yourself is whore-ish. Look at n00b of the month. Staircase CUNt 22:35, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
    You got something against whores? Whores are people too. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 22:44,14June,2009
    Well, I'm not (that) greedy so I don't vote for myself. Plus, I have no chance at winning, no one would vote for me. Sure, I've written a few UnNewses, but these guys have whipped out a ton, many of which are better than mine. So, I won't vote for someone who doesn't deserve it, aka myself. Maybe If I write more, good ones, I could go for another run next month, but not this month. Staircase CUNt 22:49, 14 June 2009 (UTC
  • Symbol for vote For. IronLung 08:48, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Vote change. This guy writes TONS of newses. He needs this one. Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:07, Jun 25

May

RAHB (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +9

April

Gerrycheevers (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7

March

Not A Good Username360 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +6

RabbiTechno (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +6
  • Nom and For Prolific and goodly stories, fulfilling ancient prophesies: no buggery or blowing goats in his work, as of yet... wait, are the alien references in UnNews:'E.T.s visited ancient Earth' proof discovered code for buggery? I don't know, but it seems worth the time to investigate. Rats off to ya! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 12:22, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
  • For Wait. He didn't get this that other time? Well then, he deserves to get it this other time instead. -RAHB 01:30, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
To be fair, I did get this one back in January; so I'm going to be perfectly happy for NAGU360 if he wins it. However, I'm not going to deny you all your democratic right to vote for me if you wish to. ;-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:17, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
  • emphatic for. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:33, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Necessary for. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:43, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Tie-breaking for. IronLung 00:55, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Tie-making For. Both of you will win this month, I say! -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:14, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
  • I've never seen writing so many Unnews pieces a day. Some of them are even funny. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:03, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
Traitor. Sir Not A Good Username360 Stress KUN 20:39, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

February

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4
  1. Nom For. Wrote the great Ruffles the Tiger series (UnNews:Massacre at Brookfield Zoo, UnNews:Japanese scientists resurrect tiger tyrant, anarchy ensues, UnNews:The Orange Beast opens transuniversal portal to destroy humankind, but Jesus and Santa save the day) and UnNews:Wikipedia rejoices over crisis. --Docile hippopotamus 00:54, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. Or more exactly, I wrote a large portion of the series. Thanks for nomming me, Docile hippopotamus. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:57, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
    Oh, I also wrote UnNews:Bettie Page rises from the grave. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:18, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
  3. Definite for. Hahaha! C-C-C-C-C-OMBO BBBBBREAKKKKER! S-984 21:37, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
  4. Yepp. Sir SysRq (talk) 15:18, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Cap'n Ben (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5
  1. For Quite frankly, I'm outraged that this award does not adorn the Captain's trophy cabinet. I blame you. You know who you are. -RAHB 07:42, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote It's time. IronLung 03:35, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
    The orphans UnNews was so awesome. IronLung 03:38, 15 February 2009 (UTC)you get one (1) vote only. please come back next month to vote again. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:27, 17 February 2009 (UTC) He was only making an additional comment. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:56, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
  3. Aye, the Cap'n needs this. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:40, Feb 17
  4. for. i particularly liked that one with the aliens, or something. you know the one i mean. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:53, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:07, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
    Ah damn, I'm gonna lose this aren't I... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:55, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

January

RabbiTechno (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5
thankfully, his writing has "Quality" and not " Quality " --Mnbvcxz 16:56, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
  • For shits and giggles... mostly the giggles though. --Kenvalyi 05:14, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
  • For. He hasn't won this yet? Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:11, Jan 13
  • For per above. --Mnbvcxz 16:56, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

2008

December

DrStrange (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1
  • Nom. Our runner up in last months NOTM proves over and over that he has a commendable reporter's knack. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITFACE? 12:02, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • W♥v. What can I say? He's funny. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 15:20 Dec 12

Dogshead (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +5
  • Nom - I've noticed that every time I update the lead articles on Unnews main page, I bump into one of his. A good chap, even though he's a mutt. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITFACE? 12:02, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • For I read through both nominees' UnNews articles and I absolutely loved everything by this guy. 25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 12:31, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • For, because this was genius. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:46, Dec 12
  • Keeping the UnNews well stocked and funny. Excellent work!--DrStrange Retro-groovy 21:39, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
  • For. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITFACE? 09:34, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
  • For. Good stuffs. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:46, Dec 29

October

B0nafideforgothispassword (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3 Users who usually edit as an IP
  • Nom and For Also known as B0nafide, and most predominantly as 64.251.69.10, this guy constantly writes solid UnNews stuff. Never created a userpage or done much community stuff, one of the big unsung heroes around here as far as writing. UnNews wouldn't be the same right now without this guy around. -RAHB 06:06, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
  • For: I've seen some of his stuff, but only because I've been monitoring UnNews. Bonafide, if you're reading this, do me a massive favor and create a userpage so that others can see what you've written. It's worth collecting. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 22:17, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote F☭R Cause it has a nice username. Spacer Spacer PremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 16:28, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

September

Hyperbole (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3

August

Readmesoon (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5
  • Nom and For After a shaky start, Readmesoon has started working very hard in the UnNews department. I can rightfully let him win this now. -RAHB 11:32, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • For because he does a lot of UnNewses, and probably should have won last month. (I can say that because I won last month don't ban me)   Le Cejak <13:51, 01 Aug 2008>
  • For - I really enjoyed Crime Rates Amazingly Low..., Super Algae Plans... and Mugabe Claims Zimbabwe is.... --Knucmo2 17:29, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Self for, because I'm a whore. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  • For Because someone other than Monkey should win. The preceding unsigned comment was added by TheGreatLiquidFox (talk • contribs) diff
    Comment. That comment better be a joke. Not my comment, here, which is serious, and dangerously so, but yours, TGLF. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:18, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
    How many times has TheGreatLiquidFox voted? MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:29, Aug 19
    Just twice, once for me a while ago, and then here, unsigned. He also raised the vote up to six when it should've been at four, you can check the history. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 21:31, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
  • For -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:20, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
  • For Even though I really want to win this, I think the fact that Readmesoon got snubbed last month and his incredible effort lately makes him far more deserving than I am. That doesn't mean I'm above selfishly plugging myself to be a nom for next month, like I am right here. But for now, Readmesoon deserves it first. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 20:59, 20 August 2008 (UTC) After the overly hostile actions RMS has taken toward User:Taco Wiz, I'm just not going to vote anymore. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 01:36, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Per Mrmonkey, but from a third person perspective. Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 19:20, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

Mrmonkey72 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 8 primate hitmen
  • Nom Tons of contributions to UnNews in the last month. Some great ideas, not all of them fully fleshed out, but he certainly has a good future here if he keeps it up. -RAHB 11:32, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • for. some good stuff in his short time here, and i only imagine they will get even better with experience. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:28, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Vote He'll only go from the top. GO GO GO!--TheGreatLiquidFox 16:32, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
  • 4 - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:20, Aug 13
  • Self For - Just to make RMS's self for vote unnecessary. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 03:14, 13 August 2008 (UTC)- See my above comments. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 20:57, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Strong For The monkey really impresses me a lot. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 10:47, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Sir Monkey, you should win. DotJasperDotNot! Icons-flag-us Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA Now, I need a recording of that Rocky theme. where is it? The time is 01:41, 15 August 2008 (UTC) Changed to Readmesoon.... per MrMonkey.
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:22, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
  • For -RAHB 01:28, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
  • For. MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:32, Aug 26
  • For -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:21, 31 August 2008 (UTC)

User:216.93.231.149

Score: -1 users whose political philosophies cannot possibly be discerned
  • Nom and not against voting the opposite of for this user. This humble and anonymous journalist took time out of his busy schedule of inserting right-wing bias into John McCain in order to pen the insightful and moving UnNews:Barack Obama had sex with a man in San Francisco. Let's give him a prize. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:36, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Comment: Because I can't technically vote again, I am forced to express my opinions here: inserting gay jokes into articles about famous people is top notch humor. If I could vote, it would be a hearty Fuck Yeah. Or the opposite of that. Nonetheless, he at least deserves recognition. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 21:12, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

July

Readmesoon (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +4
  • Nom & For I have enough awards. Let's give it to the person who writes more UnNewses, eh?   Le Cejak <23:04, 01 Jul 2008>
  • For -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:07, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
  • FOR yup. - Tie Your SCHUlace! Shoe 17:19, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For because the almighty Cajek says I can. ----Mgr. Sir Sonic80 18:59, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Great to see I have some support! Thank you! ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Cajek (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +11 dire warnings about nature

June

Cryst (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Sonic80 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +5
  1. Nom+For - He has the UnNews articles that made me laugh. Mgr. Read