Uncyclopedia:Foolitzer Prize
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This award recognizes the best writer of UnNews articles each month. Winner becomes a KUN.
edit Eligibility Requirements
To be nominated, you must:
- Be a registered member.
- Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
- Have written at least three "full" UnNews articles.
edit Whom should I nominate?
Nominate the member who has written UnNews articles in a most highly convincing and misinformative manner.
edit Nominations and Voting Process
Nominations end one week from the end of the month. At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite journalist. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.
Remember to add {{VoteFPrize}} to their user page. How else can they keep up with the news?
edit Vote Or Die!!
Nominate now! Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.
Not a nom will not be considered as a nomination from now on and will be removed from the list. Nom and vote for people you believe should get the prize and not for group hug purposes, we have talk pages for that.
edit Past Winners
Wild Weasel • Composure1 (2) • Hawthorn Peebles • Olipro • CScott • Mordillo • Ayatollah Gurkhmeini • Armando • Tshell • Procopius • Danny Himself • David Gerard • PF4Eva (2) • Braydie • Electrified mocha chinchilla • Modusoperandi • Hrodulf • Pottsm • The Thinker • Weebils • The UnIdiot • THE • TheLedBalloon • Prettiestpretty • Thekillerfroggy • Sonic80 • Cajek • Mrmonkey72 • Hyperbole • B0nafideforgothispassword • Dogshead • RabbiTechno (2) • Cap'n Ben • Not A Good Username360 • Gerrycheevers • RAHB • ImNotASunbeam • Clemens177 • Acrolo • An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (2) • Zim ulator (2) • Smuggler • GlobalTourniquet • SPIKE (3) • Funnybony (5) • Romartus • Fishalishalish • Username18 • Kip the Dip • TheHumbucker (2) • Black flamingo11 • Aleister in Chains (2) • ChiefjusticeDS • Bizzeebeever • Matt lobster • Leoispotter • Uncle J • Mattsnow • Tritefantastic
edit March
edit Weebils (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
- Nom and for His recent UnNews are awesome! All of them! He wrote at least 10 in 10 days. Some of them: (UnNews:Obama auditions as comedian, UnNews:Obama puts (most) proprietary schools off limits to veterans, UnNews:Obama to transform trip to Afghanistan into bestseller and UnNews:Give-a-Vote, Get-a-Pizza Rally proves Romney is "a regular guy").
Mattsnow 16:40, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
- Oh yeah! That one on Maurice Sendak is gold. Aleister 22:35 8-5-'12
For. --EMC [TALK] 22:39 May 8 2012
For. Most definitely! Weebils (talk) 04:24, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
For. SURE--Funnybony
09:53, May 18
- Somebody mentioned pizza. I want pizza. Where's my fucking pizza? Who do I have to screw to get a pizza around here? GIVE ME YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR, YOUR PIZZA. THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO PIZZA, IS PIZZA ITSELF. ICH BIN EIN PIZZA! ~ Sat, May 19 '12 4:32 (UTC)
For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:42, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
edit UPjcm (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
- Nom Wrote the featured UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance among others.
Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)
edit Gleep (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
- Nom Quietly wrote 10 good UnNews articles.
Mattsnow 03:51, April 2, 2012 (UTC)
edit Funnybony (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
- Nom As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome.
Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)
edit Jonny appleseed (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
- Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses.
Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)
edit EpicNinjaMonkey (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
- Nom. He was writing 2 a day at some point. I remember the excellent UnNews:Terrorists Invent New Extreme Sport
Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)
edit Electrified mocha chinchilla (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
- Nom. The guy wrote UnNews:Teenager admits to having fun; D.E.A. moves to classify 'fun' as a Schedule I drug
Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)
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