Uncyclopedia:Folding@home

Ranked 628 of 216684 teams

OVER 19,000,000 points!!!

Stanford University's Folding@home project uses distributed computing to analyze the folding of proteins and research their role in many well known diseases, such as Alzheimer's, Mad Cow (BSE), CJD, ALS, Huntington's, Parkinson's disease, and many cancers and cancer-related syndromes.

It's easy, and you can be an hero to all humankind without lifting a finger. All you need to do is run the software in the background. Whatever CPU power you don't need goes to good use, and the software gives the CPU up easily when you need it. Compete against each other and against other teams, all for a great cause.

Sound good?

How to Join

1. Download the software (Windows, Linux, OS X) and choose a user name. Use your Uncyclopedia name or some variation, so we can recognize you from the site.
2. Install and configure with your user name and the Uncyclopedia team number, which is 47797.
3. Run it and forget about it. Folding an individual work unit (WU) can take hours or days, depending on your computer and the size of the work unit.

Members may also opt to:

• Include a F@H link in their signature like [[Uncyclopedia:Folding@home|F@H]]
• Add the {{F@HUser}} (bluegrey) and the {{F@Hbox|x}} (where 'x' = your points contributed) Babel-type templates to their User Page. {{F@HUserbox}} (red) is New!

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

1,500 This user has contributed 1,500 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

• Irreverent members may want to brag about their contributions to other teams by adding the {{F@Hother|x|team}} where 'x' = your points contributed and 'team' = your other team.

10,500 This user has added 10,500 points to the Hack-a-day F@H Team. Screw you, Uncyclopedia!

Current Roster

w00ts our first F@H certificate

Anyone who joins and completes at least 1 WU is listed on the Stats Page at Stanford automatically, but you can enter your nick/sig (with no date) here as soon as you join. Start folding today.

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Statistics

Check the Team Page regularly to see how much ass you've kicked measure your rank relative to peers, and to see the rank and work production of the team overall. Personal stats can be viewed by clicking on individual names in the list.

Other Wikiteams

Just for laughs comparison, check out these n00bs. Wikipedia has already eaten our dust, and Wikimedia is in our sights has also had a 3-course meal that consisted mainly of Uncyclopedia's dust (now fat free!). Penny-arcade wanted some of that dust action too, and they received it big time. So it's time to set our sights to something bigger. And longer. And South American-er. No, we're not talking about your gardener, Raul. We mean you Team Overclockers Chile (pronounced chi-lay)! And if our calculations are correct (and they are) we will be over taking you all in roughly 27 years. Consider yourselves warned!

Certificates

To reward your hard work and loyalty, our enemies friends at Stanford University have given us a couple of certificates (they're so nasty they don't even print them out for us :-( C'mon, it's only two!)

Grand Score

Work Unit Count

Discussion

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		This article was nominated for deletion on December 28, 2005. The result of the discussion was Keep.

Wow, how did I become 17th in the ranking? :O —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:05, 25 August 2012

Because you suck and nobody likes you. Although that second part is unrelated. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:59, August 26, 2012 (UTC)

Founding Ten

Sir Todd Lyons wishes to thank the founding team members who pledged their support in making this team possible.

1. --—rc (t) 18:31, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
2. --Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:30, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
3. --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...)
4. --Paulgb 20:27, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
5. --Sir gwax (talk) 21:38, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
6. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 23:26, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
7. --Carlb
8. --Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 11:18, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)
9. --DrakeGTA 18:21, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)
10. --Strong RadX 18:38, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

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