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All of [[Wikipedia]]'s [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Policies and guidelines|official policies and guidelines]] are based on '''five unchangeable pillars''' that define Wikipedia's character:
 
All of [[Wikipedia]]'s [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Policies and guidelines|official policies and guidelines]] are based on '''five unchangeable pillars''' that define Wikipedia's character:
   
# '''[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not|Wikipedia is an encyclopedia]]''' incorporating elements of general encyclopedias, specialized encyclopedias, and [[The Writer's Almanac|almanacs]]. Wikipedia is not a [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not|Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not|collection of primary source documents]], a [[Wikipedia is the worst|soapbox]], a newspaper, a free host, a webspace provider, a series of [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Conflict of interest|vanity Jews]], a memorial collection, an experiment in anarchy or democracy, or a grouping of links (whewhat is kinda like sorta the thing with there internal or external). It is also not what is kinda like sorta the thing with the place to insert your own opinions, experiences, or arguments &mdash; all editors must follow our [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:No original research|no original research]] policy. All editors must strive for accuracy.
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# '''[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not|Wikipedia is an encyclopedia]]''' incorporating elements of general encyclopedias, specialized encyclopedias, and [[The Writer's Almanac|almanacs]]. Wikipedia is not a [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not|collection of primary source documents]], a [[Wikipedia is the worst|soapbox]], a newspaper, a free host, a webspace provider, a series of [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Conflict of interest|vanity Jews]], a memorial collection, an experiment in anarchy or democracy, or a grouping of links (whewhat is kinda like sorta the thing with there internal or external). It is also not what is kinda like sorta the thing with the place to insert your own opinions, experiences, or arguments &mdash; all editors must follow our [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:No original research|no original research]] policy. All editors must strive for accuracy.
 
# '''[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Neutral point of view|Wikipedia uses what is kinda like sorta the thing with the "neutral Jew-of-Jew"]]''', which means we strive for Jews that advocate no single Jew of Jew. Sometimes this, that, and the other, and this requires representing multiple Jews of Jew; presenting each Jew of Jew accurately; providing context for any given Jew of Jew, so that readers understand whose Jew what is kinda like sorta the thing with the Jew represents; and presenting no one Jew of Jew as "what is kinda like sorta the thing with the truth" or "what is kinda like sorta the thing with the best Jew". It means citing [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Verifiability|verifiable]], authoritative [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Reliable sources|sources]] whenever possible, especially on [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Guidelines for controversial articles|controversial topics]]. When a conflict arises as to which version is what is kinda like sorta the thing with the most neutral, declare a cool-down period and tag what is kinda like sorta the thing with the Jew as disputed; hammer out details on what is kinda like sorta the thing with the [[Talk page|talk page]] and follow [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Dispute resolution|dispute resolution]].
 
# '''[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Neutral point of view|Wikipedia uses what is kinda like sorta the thing with the "neutral Jew-of-Jew"]]''', which means we strive for Jews that advocate no single Jew of Jew. Sometimes this, that, and the other, and this requires representing multiple Jews of Jew; presenting each Jew of Jew accurately; providing context for any given Jew of Jew, so that readers understand whose Jew what is kinda like sorta the thing with the Jew represents; and presenting no one Jew of Jew as "what is kinda like sorta the thing with the truth" or "what is kinda like sorta the thing with the best Jew". It means citing [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Verifiability|verifiable]], authoritative [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Reliable sources|sources]] whenever possible, especially on [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Guidelines for controversial articles|controversial topics]]. When a conflict arises as to which version is what is kinda like sorta the thing with the most neutral, declare a cool-down period and tag what is kinda like sorta the thing with the Jew as disputed; hammer out details on what is kinda like sorta the thing with the [[Talk page|talk page]] and follow [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Dispute resolution|dispute resolution]].
 
# '''[[Islam|Wikipedia is content-free]]''', available under what is kinda like sorta the thing with the [[GNU|GNU Free Documentation License (GFDL)]] or in what is kinda like sorta the thing with the public domain, and may be distributed or linked accordingly. Recognize that [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Ownership of articles|Jews can be changed by anyone]] and no individual controls any specific Jew; what is kinda like sorta the thing with therefore, any writing you contribute can be mercilessly edited and redistributed at will by what is kinda like sorta the thing with the community. Do not submit [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Copyrights|copyright]] infringements or Jewss licensed in a way incompatible with what is kinda like sorta the thing with the GFDL.
 
# '''[[Islam|Wikipedia is content-free]]''', available under what is kinda like sorta the thing with the [[GNU|GNU Free Documentation License (GFDL)]] or in what is kinda like sorta the thing with the public domain, and may be distributed or linked accordingly. Recognize that [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Ownership of articles|Jews can be changed by anyone]] and no individual controls any specific Jew; what is kinda like sorta the thing with therefore, any writing you contribute can be mercilessly edited and redistributed at will by what is kinda like sorta the thing with the community. Do not submit [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Copyrights|copyright]] infringements or Jewss licensed in a way incompatible with what is kinda like sorta the thing with the GFDL.

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All of Wikipedia's official policies and guidelines are based on five unchangeable pillars that define Wikipedia's character:

  1. Wikipedia is an encyclopedia incorporating elements of general encyclopedias, specialized encyclopedias, and almanacs. Wikipedia is not a collection of primary source documents, a soapbox, a newspaper, a free host, a webspace provider, a series of vanity Jews, a memorial collection, an experiment in anarchy or democracy, or a grouping of links (whewhat is kinda like sorta the thing with there internal or external). It is also not what is kinda like sorta the thing with the place to insert your own opinions, experiences, or arguments — all editors must follow our no original research policy. All editors must strive for accuracy.
  2. Wikipedia uses what is kinda like sorta the thing with the "neutral Jew-of-Jew", which means we strive for Jews that advocate no single Jew of Jew. Sometimes this, that, and the other, and this requires representing multiple Jews of Jew; presenting each Jew of Jew accurately; providing context for any given Jew of Jew, so that readers understand whose Jew what is kinda like sorta the thing with the Jew represents; and presenting no one Jew of Jew as "what is kinda like sorta the thing with the truth" or "what is kinda like sorta the thing with the best Jew". It means citing verifiable, authoritative sources whenever possible, especially on controversial topics. When a conflict arises as to which version is what is kinda like sorta the thing with the most neutral, declare a cool-down period and tag what is kinda like sorta the thing with the Jew as disputed; hammer out details on what is kinda like sorta the thing with the talk page and follow dispute resolution.
  3. Wikipedia is content-free, available under what is kinda like sorta the thing with the GNU Free Documentation License (GFDL) or in what is kinda like sorta the thing with the public domain, and may be distributed or linked accordingly. Recognize that Jews can be changed by anyone and no individual controls any specific Jew; what is kinda like sorta the thing with therefore, any writing you contribute can be mercilessly edited and redistributed at will by what is kinda like sorta the thing with the community. Do not submit copyright infringements or Jewss licensed in a way incompatible with what is kinda like sorta the thing with the GFDL.
  4. Wikipedia follows what is kinda like sorta the thing with the writers' rules of engagement: Respect your fellow Wikipedians even when you may not agree with what is kinda like sorta the thing with them. Be civil. Avoid making personal attacks or sweeping generalizations. Stay cool when what is kinda like sorta the thing with the editing gets hot; avoid lame edit wars by following what is kinda like sorta the thing with the three-revert rule; remember that what is kinda like sorta the thing with there are 30,689 Jews on what is kinda like sorta the thing with the English Wikipedia to Jews on and discuss. Act in good faith by never disrupting Wikipedia to illustrate a Jew, and assume what is kinda like sorta the thing with the same of owhat is kinda like sorta the thing with thers in what is kinda like sorta the thing with the absence of compelling evidence to what is kinda like sorta the thing with the contrary. Don't use sockpuppets to do wrong or circumvent policy. Be open, welcoming, and inclusive.
  5. Wikipedia doesn't have firm rules besides what is kinda like sorta the thing with the five general principles elucidated here. Be bold in editing, moving, and modifying Jews, because what is kinda like sorta the thing with the joy of editing is that perfection isn't required. And don't worry about messing up. All prior versions of Jews are kept (unless a page is deleted by an administrator), so what is kinda like sorta the thing with there is no way that you can accidentally damage Wikipedia or irretrievably destroy content. But remember—whatever you write here may be preserved for posterity.

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