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Gouncyclopedia! (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2 people who just can't take it anymore

Symbol against vote He's already banned. Saberwolf116 03:44, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

Symbol comment vote Comment He's only banned for 2 years the vote here is to extend that ban. The noms should only be strucked if it's a Infiban not a long term one. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 19:17, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Mnbvcxz (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 9 steely-red bionic eyes
  • Symbol for vote Nom & for. Mnbvcxz is far too efficient and out of touch with human emotion to be not an android. You all know what I'm talking about. ANDROIDS. IronLung 23:52, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Symbol for vote May I join you in harrassing him? --Absolutely Not Benson 23:23, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Cajek (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 Cajek Banination
  • Symbol for vote Nom + For I know This is still the only way for me to get Cajek blocked without getting myself blocked in the process. Therefore I am nominating and voting for his ban. I wish there was a special rule made for this vote to make it 1 Cajek block for ever for vote here., Oh Well We'll see if they do the traditional minute-sec ban based on votes or do it like this. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 09:15, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. Every time Cajek is banned, God masturbates all over a kitten. Do think of the kittens. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:27, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. God ejaculates rainbows. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:52, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Meh. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 22:45, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
  • For Everybody gets a ban either way, but he deserves it the most! And he needs to come back, dammit! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:08, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Cajek Must Be Banned! S-984 13:47, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Colin "All your base" Heaney (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7 Overused Internet Memes
  • Symbol for vote Nom&For This guy walks around doing whatever he wants, he spams, he's a know-it-all, and he streched the bottom of this page. And his name is too long and has "All Your Base" in it, despite the fact that it is dead. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 21:48, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For per the fact that he is twelve. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:52, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 02:12, Feb. 24, 2009
  • HECK yes. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:39, Feb 24
  • Symbol for vote For teh memes Also: You can thank JoeSheA for the bottom of the page. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:58, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. I just wanted to know what the colon did.--J-Shea 23:29, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
Two can play at that game! Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 00:20, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
Okay, that fucked things up for me a bit, so I reverted. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:28, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Benson (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: -1 tired Uncyc fads
  • Symbol for vote For.! He is a phony!! --Meganew 18:34, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. He's better than you. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:44, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. Are you, by any chance, a sock of Powershot? Sir SysRq (talk) 01:04, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
  • No. I wasn't here during the Powershot Crisis. Besides, I may dislike Benson, but I don't deal out death threats. --Meganew 1:35, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For Baning He keeps on returning over and over again only for a few weeks or edits at a time. Therefore that is reason enough to ban. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 07:37, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
    Yeah, let's bane this motherfucker as soon as possible! Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 14:05, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Against better than Meganew.

Meganew (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4 Grade-A Jackasses
  • Symbol for vote Nom + For. BAN MEH!! --Meganew 16:43, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
  • F♥r. Under any other circumstances, I would say no to your self-serving ass. However, your attention-getting schemes are outweighed only by your sins at UN:AAN. Why you are even putting yourself up as an adopter is beyond me, but putting yourself up at the top of the list is certainly ban worthy. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:36, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
    Putting myself at the top was an accident. There was nothing to say that "Newest adopters go at the bottom." --Meganew 02:35, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
    You're still a bitch. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:41, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
Excuse me? (Slaps SysRq across the face) --Meganew 16:08, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Symbol comment vote Comment.: May as well try this:

   LOL!!!!!!1!!11!!2 ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ROXX0RS!!!11!!1 ITS AWEXSOME!!1!1!3! LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL111!!!!11!!! 
   LOL!!!!!!1!!11!!2 ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ROXX0RS!!!11!!1 ITS AWEXSOME!!1!1!3! LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL111!!!!11!!! 
   LOL!!!!!!1!!11!!2 ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ROXX0RS!!!11!!1 ITS AWEXSOME!!1!1!3! LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL111!!!!11!!! 
   LOL!!!!!!1!!11!!2 ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ROXX0RS!!!11!!1 ITS AWEXSOME!!1!1!3! LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL111!!!!11!!! 
   LOL!!!!!!1!!11!!2 ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ROXX0RS!!!11!!1 ITS AWEXSOME!!1!1!3! LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL111!!!!11!!! 

--Absolutely Not Benson 22:31, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

  • Symbol for vote For. Fixed the score text. Wow, you're worse than me. That takes a LOT.Saberwolf116 22:32, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. EVIL! ZhelielCow.jpg » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 10:56, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Kip the Dip (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +7 For Gods Sake its a tradition
Symbol for vote Ew. Please don't. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 23:12, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
You're very good at wrongly interpreting things. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 05:58, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
Symbol against vote Against. Symbol against vote Against. Damn you ! YOU DON'T GET TO VOTE TWICE JUST BECAUSE YOU FEEL LIKE IT. ONLY I DO.--J-Shea 05:30, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
You're very good at wrongly interpreting things. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:39, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Not A Good Username360 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +4 Terrible Names

Symbol against vote Nom & Against Wait, what? Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 23:36, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Um... did I just Nominate myself for banning? Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 01:28, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
You already voted. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 13:30, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
Nevermind, you CAN do that. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 13:36, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
I deserved to be banned, I've been acting like a n00b these past few weeks... Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 13:38, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
Symbol for vote Ew. Please don't. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 23:09, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
You're very good at wrongly interpreting things. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 06:00, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
I know how to get votes!
LOL!!!!!!1!!11!!2 ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ROXX0RS!!!11!!1 ITS AWEXSOME!!1!1!3! LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL111!!!!11!!!
LOL!!!!!!1!!11!!2 ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ROXX0RS!!!11!!1 ITS AWEXSOME!!1!1!3! LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL111!!!!11!!!
LOL!!!!!!1!!11!!2 ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ROXX0RS!!!11!!1 ITS AWEXSOME!!1!1!3! LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL111!!!!11!!!
LOL!!!!!!1!!11!!2 ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ROXX0RS!!!11!!1 ITS AWEXSOME!!1!1!3! LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL111!!!!11!!!
LOL!!!!!!1!!11!!2 ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ROXX0RS!!!11!!1 ITS AWEXSOME!!1!1!3! LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL111!!!!11!!!
That ought to do the trick.Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 01:21, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Are you sure you didn't mean Encyclopaedia Dramatica? Sir SysRq (talk) 02:55, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Oops. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 23:45, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Symbol for vote For. Fuck him--Non00bs22 05:55, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
Ew. Please don't. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 00:43, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
LOL! N00000B!!! Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 00:44, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against This guy is awesome. I also made him a $10000 Oscar Wilde bill!
Sign your posts, Mtallman. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 22:41, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Sawblade5 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +5 Forgetting to shoot bullets

Symbol for vote Nom+For Well I keep on fucking up on voting pages where I forget to put the bullets in like * before every vote fucking it up for others to vote below me. Therefore I should be banned for it for a few minutes to think about it. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 21:25, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

Symbol for vote Back at'cha. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 13:49, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
Ew. Please don't. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 23:14, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
You're very good at wrongly interpreting things. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 06:00, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

Hyperbole (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +6 WTF
Symbol for vote Ew. Please don't. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 23:17, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
You're very good at wrongly interpreting things. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 06:00, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

MrN9000 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3 Double fuckwits

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3.5 nemeses
  • Symbol for vote For.. My burning hatred for SoaUR fuels most of the work I do on this wiki. Like, when I write anything, it's only to make him look bad, or prove him wrong, or generally annoy him. And I've worked pretty hard this month. So I think I deserve that he be banned for life. Or at least for one minute. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:37, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For It's a Sockpuppet. What more reason for banning. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 04:18, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. If I weren't so mild-mannered and civil, why, I'd go over there and give him a piece of my mind. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:26, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote HECK YES! Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:18, Jan 26
  • Symbol against vote Against. What the fuck is wrong with these people? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:18, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.. Rude and unworthy, and a sock puppet. 70.21.170.130 05:09, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against.. He is trying to be Humorous--GiantFatNerd 01:26, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Dude, he is a sockpuppet, but he's an unregistered user. In other words, he's a sockpuppet of an IP. So, really, that would give him a different IP. He just uses sockpuppet because it sounds like a nice name for an unregistered user (I believe). He is a regular user. Thereby, he should be taken off of FFS immediatly. (I confused myself too.) S-984 16:37, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. FFS is super-serial bizziness!!! Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:54, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.. --Docile hippopotamus 07:04, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against.. As with Socky, what the fuck is up with these people? Socky is a large contributor to Uncyclopedia. Like I said before, he shouldn't be banned. A sockpuppet of an unregistered user is basically a user, since a user is an alias for an IP, i.e. an unregistered user. He is a user, and that's that. S-984 23:46, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.. He keeps spamming welcome messages on my friend's talk page (User talk:Thunderboi) ZhelielCow.jpg » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 06:53, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote And I thought my username was bad... Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 00:50, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
    What the fuck are you talking about? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:08, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
    Pancakes. You really should try some. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 22:47, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Someone's About To Get Punched In The Balls SOAUU shouldn't be taken off. He's probably the only guy to ever be nominated for banning and Uncyclopedian of the Year at the same time.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 18:20, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
You really don't get it do you? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:00, 9 Apr

Orian57 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +7 flaming hetrosexual macho men who totally only like girls

Joe SheA (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: -7 GuyS WHo CAn'T reAd THE RuLes

Symbol for vote For. Come on! 4 for 4! --J-Shea 05:29, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

  • He indicated that he was going to vote "for," but "psyched" you out by doing the exact opposite, "sike" being an alternate spelling of "psyche." To "psyche" is to psychologically confuse or bewilder one's opponent. Considering that you were psychologically bewildered, it seems to have worked. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:08, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Taht's rite! I haet spelin wrods rite! Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 00:23, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Symbol opinion vote I guess you vote neutral then, right? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:44, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
No, it's Against. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 01:39, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Symbol EXTERMINATE vote Okay. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 01:42, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

Tooltroll (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2.5 users that can read the rules

<insert name here> (TalkContribs (del) • EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all) • LogsGroups•Checkuser)

Score: +4 Times <insert name here> blanked your userpage.
  • Aw, sweet. I love it when people see me in such a glowing light. - [16:58 19 January 2009] YYettie
  • Aww, crap, I really need to remember {{USERNAME}}. - [16:59 19 January 2009] YYettie
  • Your face. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:18, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For FFS Ban <insert name here> already, he blanked my userpage. You should add <insert name here> to UN:BP. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 04:07, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against.. It's not like he does anything bad... --Meganew (POST NOW!!!) 00:46, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For., but I don't know how... Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 13:41, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment. WTF is going one here? I never friggin blanked a page!--GiantFatNerd 01:28, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Fuck him. Inebriated 08:06, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Ignore the earlier WTF comment made by <insert name here>. They wiped my user page, and wrote strange crap on a few of my articles. --Concernedresident 12:45, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. My sweet Jesus in a sidecar, I love <insert name here> soooo much, please don't ban her. I want to put my face between her lovely breasts and blow. You are a girl, aren't you, <insert name here>? I base that assumption on your perfect, womanly words that sing so sweetly to my soul, there's no way you're a boy. Are you? I love you. --TPLN 23:51, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against.--Cuz im like that. No reason. Got a problem with that?
  • Symbol for vote For. He has a funny name. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:56, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. I can't stand this guy. Even his username annoys me.--Icons-flag-gbPigThe House of Pigs everyone hates me... 17:29, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. - He blanked my page too! ZhelielCow.jpg » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 06:56, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. The motherload of assholes - pardon my language but really I can't tolerate this user! --Kit talk 22px-Flag of Sweden
  • Symbol against vote Against. Yo what the hell!!! I never blanked any user pages. What the fuck are y'all talking about???--<insert name here>
  • Symbol for vote Against I do want to nominate <insert name here> because he deleted my Userpage!~ [Citation Needed is here. Let's talk.] 21:43, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. HE BLANKED MY TALK PAGE. <insert name here> IS EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! --Benson
  • I think someone has been illegally accessing my account and charging money on my credit card (even though I don't have one). :( What can I do about it? Also, <insert name here> is crazy, he stole my username! >:O (BTW, this is the real me) —<insert name here>
  • Against. This is my first time visiting here. Yeah. For the record: A) I'm not a woman B) I haven't blanked anyone's userpage C) The only page I have blanked and completely rewritten are The Mars Volta, Ingmar Bergman, Trogdor the Burninator, and Benson's Userpage. Also, who the fuck is Benson? Also, why am I here? —Sir Guildensternenstein 19:23, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Jimbo Wales (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +6 LMAO
Wikidollar

Symbol for vote Four I've never seen anything of great quality made by this user.

Chronarion (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +4 insane idiots

YesTimeToEdit (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: Y4sTimeToAbandonMyFriends
template added, and I do believe that a lack of template doesn't invalidate a nomination. --Mnbvcxz 00:06, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. What does the colon do? --J-Shea 00:00, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
  • It extracts water and salt from solid wastes before they are excreted from the body. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:04, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
  • He shows up from time to time, offering you little bits of advice here and there. He's an okay guy. I'd hang out with him. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:43, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
Symbol against vote NO! YOU FUCKS, I meant this awesome key on my iPhone that I am now addicted to pressing.. Also, sockpup needs to stop signing in and out between his accounts. --J-Shea 05:37, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Mahm00shA (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2 blasphemers smitten by the Eye Of Ra, for they hath befouled the sacred writing of Thoth; they hath befouled the Papyrus Containing The Spell To Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is In The Water.
  • Symbol for vote Nom and Smite Ban me, lest Horus hacketh off thy phallus. (that is if you have a phallus) Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 10:44, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote I don't think I have a phallus so I'm not really scared, although it would help if I knew what a phallus was.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 14:05, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Because CheddarBBQ's a GIRL! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 15:09, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
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